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While you are there, you can get all your cereals and blended flours at Pacho Cereals Shop just next to the highway and support my old man's hustle 🙏🙏
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Brother ya Oguda amezunguka Nairobi Metropolitan area yote akitafuta brother yake following leads and intel mpaka wakampata Kajiado. Thats how hard I need my family to ride for me.
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Hanifa processing hospital claims and flagging fraudulent claims with just a phone and an excel sheet na NHIF a whole government entity with a colossal budget wanashindwa na kazi.
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Sorry but Prof Ayiro is not leaving his nearly 7 figure salary and perks at Daystar to come to this dumpster fire. Man is living now😂
Moi University staff apologise to former VC Ayiro, blame local leaders for challenges
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The kids in my estate court wamewekewa movie night leo. They are just thrilled to be outside at this hour😅
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I suggest you put that book down and start with the second to last book on the right side of your shelf.
I am optimistic that Kenya is making great strides!
Without the belief that you can achieve what you aspire to, you won’t.
Pessimism is prescient.
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Undressing 4 bananas all at once and making them sit in a bowl before eating them one by one is pure evil..
For someone who spent sijui how long making us aa good meal, i am too tired kupambana na kuku so girl dinner it is
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I expected nothing from this government and I'm still upset. Explain that 😭
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So you are telling us that you put out a RFP (Request for Proposal) and only one investor submitted a proposal. Are those not grounds for cancellation of the whole tender?
📢 PRESS STATEMENT: The Kenya Airports Authority (KAA) releases an official statement on the JKIA Concession Proposal. We remain committed to enhancing infrastructure & service quality at JKIA. Read the full statement below for detailed information.
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At our office we call this the graveyard. Where company vehicles come to die. Toyota Kenya sent a profoma invoice for 1.64M for a new engine for buddy on the right. The fella on the left sijui what is up with it but DT Dobie also sent astronomical figures. Fleet maintenance 🫣
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This lady captained KenGen to profitability for years.Once you start working for government you leave your coat of intellect, common sense and shame at the door. And pick up your lab coat of stupidity and mediocrity on your way in.
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I have seen some people asking why Crazy Kennar didn't tag the guys who printed all his props for that sketch after they tagged themselves. He paid for the services and that was the end of engagement! Hii entitlement itawamaliza.
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I can tell you for a fact if this refund happens it will not come from their pockets.Uasin Gishu County will mysteriously not be able to account for 300M from its coffers. Watch this space.
Bii, Mandago to refund parents Sh300m in Finland study fiasco
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Mnasema aje?
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Whenever I see police frog marching people I remember where the culture originates from. Fuck the police, always.
#RutoMustGo
#NotMyPresident
#RejectFinanceBill2024
💔🇰🇪 Look how excited the police are to harass peaceful protesters.
5:00PM, Thursday, 27th June 2024, Nairobi.
#RutoMustGo
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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A majority of Kenyans who are poor see death everyday. They are not special please.
MPs who were in main Parliament building on June 25, when rioters forced their way in protesting against Finance Bill 2024 say they saw death and knew it was the end of the road for them.
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Imagine watching this beautiful video and going to the comments unpata Benji Ndolo embarrassing himself...sijui this is too extra and ghetto..
Lmfaooo.Tragic!
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A lot of people do not realize that the anarchy we see all around us in this city from garbage, water shortages, rogue matatus, bad roads, insecurity etc is not due to lack of capacity by the relevant authorities to provide said services. 1/2
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“Tukamuona ni mtu wa nyumbani,mtu wetu, tukamuamini….”
This song tops the charts every season in that part of the country. Next season coming up in 2027.
Another job scam in Eldoret
Another job scandal reported in Uasin Gishu county
Over 300 residents conned in another job scandal
Victims say they were asked to pay Ksh.350,000 each
Lagat: They promised to secure jobs for us in Canada
#CitizenWeekend
@OBurrows
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Not Mutura law firm at No.10😂
THE TOP LAW 10 FIRMS IN KENYA 2021:
1. Anjarwalla & Khanna
2. Bowmans Kenya
3. Dentons HHM
4. DLA Piper Africa (IKM Advocates)
5. TripleOKLaw Advocates LLP
6. CMS Daly Inamdar
7. Kaplan & Stratton
8. CM Advocates LLP
9. Oraro & Company
10 Ashitiva Advocates LLP
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Me this December when I see those 'Uko? Come through..' texts on Friday nights...😭😭
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Sneaked out of the office to go buy some warm chapatis and I see Crazy Kennar out in this weather with his crew shooting content. You have to admire the dedication 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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We didn't demand for the new stadia.
Tulikuwa tumetulia tu mosmos tunakula vako ..kidogokidogo tukaambiwa zitajengwa tano😆
We demand for new and more stadia but we won't even bother to attend international sporting events being held at the ones we already have.
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At the end of this day the police you see here will return their weapons to the armory and remove their uniform. Then proceed home to their tin huts where them and their families live miserable lives. I will never understand.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
A woman is forced to open her bag and show whatever she is carrying as police patrol Nairobi streets ahead of the
#OccupyParliament
protests
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Oh look!! A rapist and a child molester is speaking.
Reuben Kiborek – Mbunge Mogotio: Sisi kama serikali ya Kenya Kwanza ni serikali ambayo inaskiza mwananchi. Yale mwananchi amesema tumeskia na tuko hapa kupitisha ili kuboresha nchi yetu
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It is a deliberate action to create an environment where said cartels can thrive in the pretext of offering said services to wananchi because of 'lack of capacity' by the government. Greasing a few hands is all they need.
His city is vicious 🥲
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My folks left this urban concrete jungle and retired to their rural home and all they worry about now is their adopted cat😅
Love it for them❤️
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A flex beam guardrail doing what it is exactly supposed to do.
In Motorsport , there is ( code brown ) aka“ i need new underwear ” after a close call ….And then there is “ my soul almost left my body ”
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My one pan in the morning about to cook breakfast for the 400th time in a row while the other 5 pans sit in the shelves🫠
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@_omalicha__
Imagine the excitement of joining uni only to get there and immediately feel like an ‘outsider’. Tuff. Poleni sana.
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Big law firms have come fishing for that Boeing settlement...whew!
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@oremforever
More than 30 years since it rolled out of the production line.
Still manages 110Kph easy even with a couple of 90Kg animal feed bags at the back.
No major issues, just strict maintenance schedule and cosmetic fixes(unavoidable).
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No way Derrick Rose attacked his ex girl fam.He dont even attack the paint no more.SMH!
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Fellas, if you meet a thoughtful and expressive lady who is willing to freely convey her thoughts and feelings after a short time of knowing each other, and you know are not ready to reciprocate the same energy as she puts out, just let her know at this stage.
We met for the first time today, had lunch together and spent hours in my shop, she wrote this before leaving.
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A lot of Kenyans are inherently dishonest and corrupt hence the calibre of 'leaders' we choose are a clear reflection of our society. Now you are giving this lady , who is already overwhelmed, extra work ya kuvet every single claim. I really hate us sometimes.
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This pictures do not elicit even an ounce of remorse from me. Everyday fuck the police and
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Tourism CS Alfred Mutua at Nairobi West hospital visiting police officer David Karuri Maina who lost both arms after a teargas canister exploded during the
#OccupyParliament
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After 30 plus years of calling Machakos town home, we finally part ways. 😥😓
Anyway...3 +1 bedroom house for rent in Machakos town.Asking for 25K per month.
For more details reach out through DM.
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@Nyokaffiii
The only time you should be peeling more than one banana at once is when you are making a smoothie ama unapondea mtoto akule. Pls usirudie😭
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My little brother has to be the biggest
@KhalifKairo
fan I know. His YT videos drop ananitumia link WhatsApp immediately 😅 I hope his love for all things cars contiues to flourish.
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Most cases of buildings collapsing due to weak foundations in and around Kiambu county happen during the rain season. Why? The physical properties and subsequently strength properties of ultisols(red soil) vary significantly when dry and when soaked.
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@AdenShariff
You had a chance to castigate him for his bigotry and shallowness but you ended up showing your own bigotry and shallowness by this tweet.
Death at a funeral.
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She sneaked into my house while I was at work...tidied up the house..did the dishes, folded my laundry and left gifts.
Sksdgtshjshlsk.....
I cant breathe😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Siaya county nayo huwa tuko cooked come rain or sunshine.
Absolutely bottom of the barrel scum leadership since devolution started. We are never ever leaving the hood.
Deputy Governor of Siaya pointed out the stealing of public funds and got cooked 38-1 in the country assembly. 😬
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@QueenGathoni
Same.
I remember when i discovered masala tea at a neighbour's when i was about 10.
My taste buds...
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So a friend working at SG tells me Gov 001 has marked his territory. Fam. Okari did not stand a chance😭
Also..might just be a coincidence.
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'Unajua hii ni Kenya'..... Every Kenyan just before they ask for a bribe. 😑
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This man just wakes up and lies unprovoked, everyday.
There will be no additional charges, today or going into the future, on electricity bills - President William Ruto
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Even in your AI simulation no drainage, no pedestrian walkways no cycle lanes just lami and vibes
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All I am hearing is that we are at the negotiations stage with a company that is widely accused of corruption and procurement malpractices. Mind you; litigation history is among the qualification criteria in all forms of tendering.
The govt took a full-page ad to update you on the Privately Initiated Proposal from Adani for JKIA:
"...all terms & conditions of the proposed arrangement are subject to negotiation in accordance with the provisions of the PPP Act and no terms have been agreed upon as yet"
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Hear me out…people who still support this man even after he clearly showed his hand, are worse than tugeges and the thurakus.
Today, we stood with the Toi Market traders who were severely hit by the recent fire. To protect their wares and livelihoods, a perimeter wall is urgently needed. I call on the relevant authorities to act swiftly and make this a priority.
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Basically...
I understand what you’re getting at but just leave kids who grew up with money alone. Si ati tulichagua. We literally had no choice in the matter.
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This the only vehicle in the company fleet with 'enough' fuel so kama unanijua ukiniona
leo nikiendesha bus please mind your business 😂
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Ketraco and Kenya Power substations are some of the very few infrastructure developed by taxpayer money where the workmanship is top notch. I have supervised substation civil works earlier in my career and the attention to detail at every stage was eye opening.
Always a joy passing by the
@KETRACO1
400/220kV transformers at Isinya substation and hearing the humming sound; 😎knowing that power is flowing to a consumer, both large and small.
#ReliablePower
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Team at Karimenu did a beautiful job. Spillway about to be put to the test very soon.
Proud to be associated 💪🏾
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I'm sorry but the image used for this allusion is in very bad taste.
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March 2017, saw my now fiancé move her bunda to this song at the club . Right there and then I knew she was the one🥹🥹
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Kiuno ngumu kama kesi ya shamba is the wildest thing I have seen on this app😭😭😭
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Tried recreating Urban Burger's Texas burger....
I think I nailed it!!!
Get in my belly!😋😋😋
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@JayFreaKay
Me being shocked people here actually know each other in real life..I thought we said this is not a real place😳
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Nimetafuta hii gari kwa TL....
Wow!Y'all.....💀💀💀💀
Has nothing to do with cars😭😭😭😭
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If your site agent dresses like this just know project itaisha on time and within budget.
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Heh!😂😂😂
Been there.😂
After that nilikua nafungua mlango hivi fellow tenants wanafungua curtains.Ilibidi nimehama.😭
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So i designed and consulted for my old man a zero grazing unit for his dairy cows....and he insisted he has to pay me for my 'services'😌😌
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Couldn't make it home this holiday period so my mum sent me pictures of my favourite view from home so that I feel like I am there❤️🥹
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@BrianMwiti
Wacha tuone if they'll agree to go the second hand parts market way. Otherwise if they are up for sale nitakujulisha.
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This EK parody account seems to retweet a lot of your tweets. Clearly you created it and you are over here "this guy is mad..."
You are the mad one here please go get some help.
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Ukijiskia kama hasira imepungua see this TUESDAY!!!!
#RutoMustGo
Bodies being retrieved from quarry pit opposite kware police station by youths. The police are on site as more bodies are being retrieved. Other bodies are in sacks chopped into pieces so far six bodies have been retrieved.
@HakiKNCHR
@thekhrc
@Honeyfarsafi
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@Kalasinga_
Behavioural traits of long distance driving me thinks.We tend to fuel at our departure point enough to get us to our destinations and vice versa on return trips.And since iko off-site haipati customers wa Naivasha town.
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