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Neither is your waistline
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Na niulize, stock ya teargas huwa haiishi? Lakini vaccines za watoto wetu ni tushinde tukiomba hapa
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You know theyre still alive, right? You can still marry them 💀
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Chukueni pesa kabisaaaa. Na mkumbuke huyu msee huua watu kazi yako ikiisha 🤣🤣🤣
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You know, they're kidnapping people thinking ok huyu ndio leader. Then wanaona shit bado kazi inaendelea. Must be maddening
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This is not the bad girl behaviour we meant. Hii ni utovu wa nidhamu.
In FY 2021/2022, Millie Odhiambo spent Ksh 17.5M on construction of roads, school renovations & to buy land in Suba North. However upon verification, the projects were poorly done & the land overpriced
Auditor General.
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Mnakumbuka wale wazee tulikua tunacheka walikua wanasimamanga hapo near city hall daily in suits wamebeba magazeti, always arguing in groups? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We have become those people
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Nyeri people, ile wazimu tunasemanga mko nayo now is the time. Mnajua kule huyo principal anga headmaster anga owner of that school anaishi. Muende huko mumchukue na fujo mpaka mjue kule watoto wenyu wako. Masaa ya kuwa civil yamepita
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So mama ya baba alikua anakaa hivyo?
This is enough proof that mothers contribute largely to the appearance of the child 🤦♂️
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Gosh kwani si they just pray
Evacuations going on at state house. Probably some family members leaving.
#RejectFinancebill2024
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When this is over, tell us what you need. Mnaskia kama paint imetokatoka we come repaint? Anything
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Pia sisi. Twinsies!!!!
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Kuna mahali tumepigia hanifa kura?
Hanifa alikua anapush agenda ya Pipeline situation but sijui what happened between yeye na sakaja for her to drop the agenda
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Gai si huyu mtu hata apate heart attack ama blood clot or something.
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Hata sisi tumeshinda tuki break down hizi miaka kumi. Where is our article?
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Lmfao wakianza kuhesabu kura waone he is losing, the polling center takes off 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣. AMKENIIII
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Ule "serial killer" walisema hawatamshika after "atoroke jela"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You cant make this up
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Pastors in kenya as such bladfakin people 😭😭😭 LOOK AT YOUR MATES
Pastors In Nigeria have gone to the streets on day 1 to support GenZ
In Kenya they wait to be invited to the state house
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
Soipan Tuya Ngilu Fatso Starlink merino deborah barasa
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Mahali imefika na list ni kama tutaenda JKIA siku wanaenda tukikagua watu ourselves
Yes, we have prepared
#TeamKenya
for
#Paris2024
better than for any other Olympics in history.
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Niulize... Ok wamelipwa. Next week watu wakienda maandamano tena wataambia mkubwa nini? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It looks like somewhere courage the cowardly dog would be living
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Kazi yoooote imeisha imebakisha kukimbizana na paka? Dustbin ameweka town?
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She's actually right. Family planning could have solved a lot of problems. For example, had her mother used it, we would not be here listening to this nanzenz
Esther Passaris, Nairobi Women Rep blaming poor family planning methods on the finance bill 2024. Insane
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Hawa walale tu. Na wajue very soon hata nikiwaletea omena itakua bahati. Watakula nyoka huko nje washangae
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At his big murderous age coming online to clown someone half his age and twice his brain
We are fearless, we are leaderless wuee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kesho Wanjigi Arrested
#TikTok
#NaneNaneMatch
#NaneNane
#Paris2024
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Na bado wako na stima. Kplc look at your mates
Hong Kong's heaviest rain in at least 140 years.
Footage from instagram.
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This whole time nimekua nikidhani alinyongwa na mate
CAROLINE KANGOGO died of gunshot wound, bullet went through the brain and skull; Pathologist Johansen Oduor says.
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Sasa huyu anajua vizuri sana hawezi kimbia na bado anachokozana
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Look at this bitch
‘Let’s meet at Bomas and reset Kenya’ – Raila demands review of constitution to address governance issues
Read the whole story:
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Weee??? This is not our fight. Wakarushe teargas huko ndani
It’s disheartening to see police officers, who risk their lives for our safety, struggling to access their own savings. David Mategwa’s lack of qualifications is evident as the Sacco crumbles under his watch. We must hold him accountable for this mess.
#MategwaKillsPoliceSacco
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Usijali. You shall be relieved of your troubles soon
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This is what we have been saying. Chukueni pesa, alafu mkiingia huko mnawageuka🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boos and jeers rent the air as university students mobilised to attend UDA function at the Bomas of Kenya force Dennis Itumbi to cut short his speech.
Itumbi had attempted to justify the JKIA-Adani deal, but the students were having none of it
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Who is also a fake project
They've run out fake projects; They're now 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖
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We can multitask. Usitufunze kazi
It wasn't the IMF that got Kenya in trouble. Kenya got Kenya in trouble.
Public anger should better be directed at the real culprits.
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Babies will gently touch your face and have you thinking aaaw gentle smol hands. This is so sweet.
Next thing you know you dont have your spects, your lips are being pulled out of your face, and youre being slapped😭
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Gosh. Pole. Hatukujua ulimaliza hio syllabus and solved it. Nini ingine umeongelea tusirudie?
Just facts. Been complaining about police brutality since Kibaki. You started now coz it’s “cool” 😬😬
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Ah baddies mnanijenga niaje🤣🤣🤣 umesema hata huta print utajichorea nguruwe personally. Love it
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Madam please we are sorry take this back. It has been downhill ever since😭😭😭
I was going to insult you but you’re Kenyan so I’ll let your government continue punishing you.
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Thank you for the clarification 🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha huyu anadhani BBC ni citizen. Ataona na meno
John Chebochok threatens to sue BBC, demands Ksh.100M in damages over exposé
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One bullet? Oh thank god. That makes everything better. Poleni, makosa ni yetu. One bullet is acceptable
There was no dead boy shot with 8 bullets. That has been FAKE NEWS
The boy who died in Rongai was shot with a single bullet. His name; Kennedy.
The other young man who was shot with 6 bullets is called Okoth, from Mathare. He is alive and well as reported by
@citizentvkenya
and
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We wish him journey mercies
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Oops guys we kidnapped the wrong person violently. We will violently abduct the right person next time
PUBLIC CLARIFICATION ON MISTAKEN ARREST OF MACHARIA GAITHO
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You meet someone, you take him home, he takes you home, things are looking good. Then when you're heavy with his child and it's too late to run you realize he irons jeans😭😭😭😭
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Mlidhani mtaspend long weekend mkidinyana wenyewe kwa wenyewe. Gava ikasema not on our watch. Ikatudinya wa kwanza
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We reject all of you basi
We’ll remove what you’ve rejected, Sabina Chege says on Finance Bill
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Leo polisi wa traffic wamenikuta 😭😭😭 nilikua nishaanza ku dial mbaba nianze baaaabe... Nikakumbuka niko na kitambi 🤣🤣🤣 nikashuka gari nikakunja mgongo for maximum effect
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Imagine unadhani unaenda date unajipata umeingia impromptu cat ya political science
Guys, my last night date was totally chaotic.
So, I sneaked in a casual conversation about Saddam Hussein and how his invasion of Kuwait escalated the creation of Osama Bin Laden, crisis with Saudi and USA.
This babes was Nill per Oral.
Kwani hamna content kabisaa? Anyways..
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Mwingine ndio huyu anadhani hio cut out huwa kwa matako 😭😭
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 watado? Hawaezi teargas, hawaezi water cannons, hawaezi force watu wafanye kazi
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Mother asked me what family planning we are using and i was just sitting there wondering what is the most polite way to tell her "tunaweka kwa mukonyo"
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Nanusia maandamanz ingine hapo nono sana. Because kuna mtu yoyote in any sector that is not complaining? Na hii sioni ikipangwa 🤣🤣🤣 mtu atapiga nduru mahali watu wengine wafuate
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Nimeona shida ni kizungu. Juu ghetto radio wamekaa tu kwa corner wakiambia watu wakung'ute miwa... hata hawasumbui mtu. Sheng to the world
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Hivi ndio tunabebangwa ufala
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That guy has been a horrible person here for years mimi sijui mnastuka nini🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ama mnadhani it was only reserved for "feminists"?
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"yah" ni kitu ya kushindwa kusema sasa?
Shida ya wakikuyu huwa nini jameni. Sasa yes ni salamu gani. What am I even supposed to answer 😂😂
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Wetu wako huku wakichagua watoto kwa uterus kama nyanya sokoni 😭😭😭
Look at how neat this is!
It shows the doctor who did this isn't under duress and loves his job..
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Btw mnajua fr huyu msee hayuko poa na tunacheka hapa
Starting January, Hollywood has agreed to begin shooting multiple movies right here in Kenya - President Ruto
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Nanny amerudi akauliza how the baby has eaten today.
Me: wah tumesumbuana. Ame uma uma kidogo akakataa. But uji alikunywa poa na amelala.
Her: kwa hio ameshinda njaa?
Nimeskia kama nime starve mtoto wake😭😭
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Kebs: can cheat?
Manufacturer: can die.
Beware what you consume, Kebs approval not guaranteed
Acting managing director said that Kebs relies on the trust of manufacturers to produce goods that are of quality.
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And it is okay. He should be paid. He is doing a stellar job
Morara Kebaso is doing nothing but paid activism and sponsored scrutiny .
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The members said YUCK🤣
Muthaiga Club challenges order allowing lawyer Donald Kipkorir access
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🤣🤣🤣 watu wametokea mbio kama avengers wakashindwa huku ni wapi. Good job guys
He is free guys 🎉🎉🎉
People power
Shout out all the lawyers who came thru
Wamepanic!!
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Gosh that touch looks so motherly mimi ningeanza kulia
Injured protesters treat each other with the muscle relaxant balm "Deep Heat" while they wait for the court session to commence.
Video by
@johnallannamu
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Ameenda state house kuambia nabii "let my people go"
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Mlevi wangu ndio ameingia nyumbani sasa ni niweke kazi chini niskie vile rave ilikua 😂😂😂😂
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We have an asshole manager at work. Like... Horrible and not the brightest. Katika harakati zake za kusumbua watu she was hit by a car na sasa hakuji kazi ako kwa wheelchair. I have never seen people so excited. 🌚🌚
You know how bad you have to be that no one feels bad for you?
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My pillar of strength anatandikwa PS hapa naskia kuizima tuwatch tv
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Honestly mimba ikianza kuniongelesha na kunivuruta makamba huko ndani natoa. Siwezani na mashetani
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Tumeamka mtoto akikohoa kama mbaba mzima. Kukimbia hosi he has not coughed once so now i just look like a liar🌚
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Lakini ulipiga mtu risasi juu ya mwanamke mwingine
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Mjue nimedhani hizo ni waist beads
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WHAT IN THE CHILD LABOR IS GOING ON
Lady compares her house help’s look before and after two months of working for her
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He said pls pick a better time to die we had booked this slot
JUST IN: Ukraine's president Zelensky says the war in the Middle East is 'taking away the focus' from the Russia-Ukraine conflict
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Na hio simu ananizimia ni mimi nilinunua 😭😭😭 im coughing blood rn
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It would be a shame if people had tomatoes in their bags.
Or potatoes idk
Anywhere there's a gathering and your "Yes" MP gets the mic, kindly encourage Him/Her cut to short the speech, professionally.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Aki safaricom hata hawaezi toa campaign juu influencers wao wali quit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aki lorna wa over25 alitoka maternity leave anapata kampuni imefungwa😭😭😭
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Intern ako huku anaona comments anachekelea mdosi ile hakuna🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The kenya police
Which terrorist organization is the greatest threat to world peace?
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It must really suck to unalive someone and they're still a thorn on your side from beyond🤣🤣🤣 i can not imagine how angry he must be😭😭
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These tupeople do this then cry because some unknown force is pulling their hair
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Arthur ama makosa yetu ni ati hatujaiweka kama festival? Hizo wewe hupanga haraka haraka hazina procurement processes
I told you this is being contracted. There’s a procurement process. No quick fix. Tweets don’t hasten legal timelines. Lazima iWork.
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Lmfao let me tell you guys. Shaving while pregnant is the absolute ghetto. Guesswork tu. Ni kama unafyeka kwa giza😂😂😂😂
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For 2 years since we met I was unemployed. I just worked online at home. Now that I'm employed, everyday when I'm dressing up to go to work this man keeps asking, "gai unaenda pia leo?"
Like sir, yes, this is a full time job😂😂😂😂
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Kenya. We beg you. We can send you fare
Last time I was in London the Queen died.
Now I’m in NYC and Trump is getting indicted.
Coincidence?
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Sasa ulitaka aache mimba nyumbani?
@blaqq_byron
Heri wewe alikuja....nilituma 4k from Mombasa to Nairobi na dem a nakuja na mimba ya miezi 8.
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Watu wakianza ku beat politicians on sight pia mtawatetea? 😭😭😭
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Ok niwaulize, sasa wamemeet harvey na shaq... Itasaidiaje? What now?
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Oooh the fight on here after this will be EPIC!!!
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Ok maybe drugs are really finishing the youth 😭😭😭😭
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Baaaas these are the things to send to the whatsapp groups
Is there a relationship between Benny Hinn's visit to Kenya, disasters and devil worship in Kenya?
@PastorTMwangi
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Alafu mtu aseme kuenda graduation ya mtoto ni upuzi
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Oooh so walisema wanaenda beekeeping sisi tukaskia peacekeeping. Makosa ni yetu
Kenya police will make Haiti a prosperous country flowing with honey and milk – Senator Cherargei
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