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jewish commie - kind of annoying but you can make that decision for yourself. #freepalestine priv: @fuckboyhotgirl

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this squirrel eating fucking wings.....
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@DrWitnesser @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog @benshapiro @glennbeck Uh I thought you guys were against trying to teach children about gender identity
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@antilawnbroad
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@bigidiotgirl no like why did I tell someone my sister is pregnant last week. that's not true.
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@antilawnbroad
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@fujomod3r @KATTYWUMPAFRUIT not trying to be rude but are you saying your style is just whatever the current micro trend is
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@girld0nniedark0 lost my virginity while listening to the dude's band off his computer speaker .
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@ScottSchilLA @BenjaminMillar @BacicotBj when was the last hamas attack in america
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@cosmicthreat @historiancole no we're stomping them
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@merestromb no wait she has a vision
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@toomuchistrue man I know it's been 15 years so I'm NOT valid for complaining about spoilers but I'm watching House for the first time and this character was just introduced 😭
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@EmilyVanDuyne @prairiegirlssk @clhubes crazy, my mom did all that and also played with us
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@antilawnbroad
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@freeblackgirl i work 4 10 hour shifts now instead of 5 8 hour shifts and even that has been soooooo good for my health
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@hopes_revenge best case the cops were chasing them and it's a free illegal gift of some sort
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@ScottSchilLA @BenjaminMillar @BacicotBj shouldn't the cop have been looking for the secondary attacker then, not pointing his gun at the man who just set himself on fire?
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@ScottSchilLA @BenjaminMillar @BacicotBj are you a troll or do you for real think that man was conscious at that point
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@antilawnbroad
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@ChayaRaichik10 she didn't know who you were. How is that an own
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@antilawnbroad
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@AsherWildman13 @TavaresPolice @MyNews13 terrible reporting, it's physically impossible to even get HIGH, let alone overdose from touching or being near fentanyl. Why wouldn't users simply be touching it to get high? They'd save a looooot of money!
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@antilawnbroad
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@anxiousjeremy @keyon u know about the episode where the couple just scammed them to get free plane tickets to see each other? legends
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@antilawnbroad
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@kirbsanon damn call a therapist please
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@punished_cait nta EVERYONE involved tried their hardest for her to be able to make both major life moments- the pregnant sister was hours away and the engaged sister moved her ceremony to help. not much else they could've done besides /willingly/ ditching one of her daughters
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@antilawnbroad
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@Deward86884 @Imposter_Edits I'm confused, wym. isn't attempted child murder something we should all be nosy about
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@punished_stu This vid is from a content farm, they use the same location every time, different actors, and have filmed this exact scene like 400 times. Not even exaggerating
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@ceckyspunt @Reuters You know we have the death penalty for crimes against children too right?
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@TheMcKenziest There was a sign on the freezer saying "PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF OR UNPLUG." and then instructions how to mute it instead
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@antilawnbroad
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@Plopyflop @credenzaclear2 you are literally balding and wear old navy polos
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@freshhel apparently they changed a bunch of formulas to accommodate this increase in inventory :///
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@wavechaser2024 @piper4missouri this bathing suit is for adults. the only bathing suits being sold that are marked as tuck friendly are in adult sizes
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@moeneedshelp hope you recover and become less evil
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@urinalsoup One time I biked a MILKSHAKE and a burger 3 miles up hill on a 85 degree day and they revoked the tip because the milkshake melted
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@0nlyFi0na @chronoph0bia you're the one calling Vaush ugly here 😭
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@punished_cait lmao I was working in a prints archive with like, van Gogh prints from 1909 that are worth $100,000 that no one had laid eyes on for 60 years before me so no one ever knew it existed. I only got thru like 2% of the archives too in the year I was there
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@fujomod3r @KATTYWUMPAFRUIT you can do both! I pretty much exclusively thrift/use eBay, and shop target clearance lol. I supplement with accessories from vintage shops- I can't afford a $60 T-shirt or sweater but I can afford a $12 pair of leg warmers or a $19 pair of sunglasses every once in a while
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got my FREE (except tax) ebike this week.... thanks for the $1200 voucher Denver... I miss Philly but it is really cool how Denver actually invests in its citizens
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@ScottSchilLA @BenjaminMillar @BacicotBj and how would pointing a gun help if he had a remote?
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@rahulastrohl @dst6n01 @indy_singh_uk she was 4 you freak. no one deserves 15 years of reminders for a mistake they made at FOUR
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@CasuallyGreg @CallMeK1123 that's pretty clearly what you've said and represented, that 20 year olds should be having babies instead of making art
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@SensibleTJ @tencents77 @RishiSunak you guys did that literally everywhere on earth
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@AlexTheKid1972 @fishontherun2 you thought this was smart, but
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@BrunetteBotnet @baniadam1968 @saragotnoluck @SaeedDiCaprio I checked in the 2 minutes I'm currently in the bathroom at work
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@gayridge @Maxquinn she def just wanted to go in and find his phone number
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@aromatasemebro if I got tricked for 30 years into believing my husband loved me and then came to find out it was all an act I would probably k*ll myself, that's like the most intense lifelong gaslighting imaginable
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@mischiefanimals I fully thought that was a human cuz of the perspective lmfaoo
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@fieldsfamwines @sfstandard @BrookeJenkinsSF Because the homeless man was acting in self defense... C'mon
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@Lisistrataradf1 @MediClit that's what straight people used to say about "straight" you evil little bigot
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@generalslug it's like where is all the stuff they owned before 2018? Gone??
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@PurpUchiha @FROcoffeeSOUL @ceosonson U fine I just don't want people to think shit is sterilized at 100 cuz that's how people get infected DIY piercings and whatnot! Lol
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@creation247 what do you people think "off the grid" means bc it doesn't usually mean a well lit, 7 bedroom house with an asphalt driveway hahaha
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@claudinis2909 @fujomod3r @KATTYWUMPAFRUIT idk I think more people should check out eBay in general. Lost art form
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The trick to making your parents proud is to profoundly disappoint them first
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@tahinibased @OsoBlanc0 it's literally right there
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@camtyox @horsefelon Isn't all cotton biodegradable
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@LandlordRescue @VarunSriskanda the dispute wasn't over rent, it was about the SAFETY of the home. Weirdo
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@Bleppenwolf @MemeVVitch do you know what anemia is
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@lemonsproda they got pacman eating pills right there and theyre worried about the illegible bondage avocado?
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@JazzDeeApple @lukeoneil47 the evidence says otherwise. cops lie, the lack of gun powder on his hands doesn't
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@Srirachachau this is about to sound pedantic but I just thought it was so neat when I learned- his name isn't JERmaine it's just JEmaine. Never heard of that before him
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@Chamillionsoc aren't they being sued by major publishers? not like a class of YA novelists
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@WhataboutBoba @Imposter_Edits Fucking weird thing to say
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@NotTokenBlack @existentiaIly Requiring women use an app with disappearing messages is a bigger red flag dude
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@Pure_White_Eyes how safe is it if you mock any amount of weight gain
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@gina_scooter a month and a half after someone targeted him with a brick through his window too
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@br00t4lism I call this TikTok face and ppl never know what I mean, which surprises me
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@etheredmoon @JaiTheeDreaded @DreadedJai @neverpilled @winemomculture @APunishedBill posting the name of the school some rando you don't like's kids attend is definitely doxxing
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@areilly21293 @voteholt @moammoammoam Lol what do landlords do? Buy up all the houses so the rest of us have to pay them double what it's worth?
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@laintrepida @wavechaser2024 @piper4missouri it's like they've never heard a cis woman complain about a bathing suit being too thin at the crotch!!
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@BrunetteBotnet @baniadam1968 @saragotnoluck @SaeedDiCaprio embarrassing, as is your shitty doodle pfp lol
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@Dotty_19 @Lunar_Neissa @kayyyart rue but $8 is just about the hourly minimum here. $8 is the daily minimum there. It is quite literally cheaper for Americans to spend 1/8 of their daily pay than for Filipinos to spend 100% of their daily pay
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@clhubes maybe it's just my family but chocolate cake with chocolate frosting often has vanilla filling. I'm still damn confused about that whole post, to me she DID make what he asked for
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@sarahclazarus @girlbutbugs every time an IUD is mentioned I feel the need to tell everyone to check their string each month, I was an IUD baby lol
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@blakeflayton you aren't allowed to get married in your "home"
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@dDreamuh @zukosmadre aren't you supposed to look into customs before you travel internationally so that you like, don't accidentally treat people like shit?
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@NY_LBS @Blues_Annie @msolurin because the police ruin people's lives over weed and he didn't want a ruined life?
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@B3nAnderson delete this bro
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@marcorandazza @_rickpaty @Decent_opinion @ItsMattsLaw You're really a lawyer who doesn't know the difference between a grant and a loan? Cringe. You should try to get your degree money back too
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@Dotty_19 @Lunar_Neissa @kayyyart this does feel fairly tone deaf to say to someone who makes $8 a day. it's factually cheaper in the US, relative to pay
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@kenthesimp @deepfates It's that 14-16 year olds can date up to EXACTLY 4 years older than them. If it's 4 years and a week? Jail. they taught us this in high school for some reason
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@ConAirQuotes @punished_cait I respect the history too much lol, it was mostly like maps and business cards from the 1800s. I did once get lipstick on a $13,000 photograph that no one will look at for another 30 years tho
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@Pure_White_Eyes how the fuck is it a safe space if its only safe for skinny people
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@BriannaWu @LinusTech girl this is something you should just Google
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@SxarletRed @Wardenclyfe1 This is just every chipotle
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@TheNamesGirl 16-24 is an insane age range to give
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@powcampsurvivor I think we just ran out. There's no new styles left that hasn't, minimum, been a concept brand
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@Marks_Tech @ARmastrangelo because he's a real Pennsylvania union man, not some career politician doing insider trading lol
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@SCUBAMlKE @traderjoetep @platformedboots yea prob assaulted the pedo duh
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@marcia6251 @MikloTheMexican @DonnieBlue13 @kat_blaque ? obviously it was on purpose. i just didn't notice it until i saw the comment about it... Jeez
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@gnrtvty @2beluvved @EvilVizier then got fired for being a weirdo lol
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@claudinis2909 @fujomod3r @KATTYWUMPAFRUIT also Grandmas can be fashionable as fuck! I love eclectic old ladies and they love me, I often get awesome vintage stuff just by like being nice at work lol
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this baby came into work today
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@EmilyVanDuyne @prairiegirlssk @clhubes oh also she was a single working mom if that's something you'd bring up 🫡 love that woman
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third day at new job.... Third day my boss has talked through every one of my lunches
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@WreckaCenter @fayemikah 😭 just lying for what. why not just communicate the truth
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@mr_saltz lol i work right there. all the cops do in that neighborhood is shop on the clock and park illegally
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