NO to Tories,✝️ &👑 & Bots. Rejoin EU.Likes a whinge&playing
#games
. Prone to tantrums&screaming fits.Don't try to sell me stuff! 🤪DMs shared to everyone else!
@flaminhaystacks
We had a young lad at work. Only after 6 weeks or so did we realise he was living in his car.... Boss (who had a massive house) let him move in.
We need to start renaming our holiday resorts..
Bog-nor Regis
Shitby
Shitley Bay
Shighton
Turdquay
Shitstable
Brownpool
Wastings
Smells next Sea
Dung-ness
Sewage
Looe
Old man (80?) asked me for advice in Morrison's today. "I've got a slow cooker, how do I make a casserole? What meat do I use? What else do I put in?"
Left me heartbroken... I didn't know him and may never see him again. I got the feeling he had lost his wife ..
Isn't it time we got rid of this fvking shower and brought in a team of the best specialists, academics and scientists to sort the problem that is the UK.
What the hell do these imbeciles know?
@hugh_raine
@HighwaySqueak
@Channel4News
Filmed at Queue Gardens, and starring Queue Grant, Queuna Stubbs, Queue Bonneville, Queue Laurie, Nerys Queues, Phillip Schofield (from The Queub), Steve Davies (with his Queue) and Guest Appearance by Mark Queues.
Music by Queuie Lewis and the Queues
@AnnekaRice
I read Alan Sugar's book. He spoke about his old mum. He made sure she never did without, nice flat, clothes, food, flowers - but sadly not his time. He was always busy. After she died he felt guilty and realised that all she ever wanted was time with her son. Not gifts.
@HRHMHowler
My Dad was an engineer in the Navy. 60 yrs later he had dementia & was in a care home which he thought was his ship. He told me that that he had re-wired the whole ship & hadn’t been paid. & He pointed to the other residents & said “Look at this lot! They’re no bloody help!”
@DaveMillerOPB
I heard about a little boy with cystic fibrosis. He thought it was called ‘65 roses’ - which is really lovely name for a truly terrible illness.
@CarriesDog
@KarinaKaminski
Dad had a mountain of flowers at his funeral.
We also had a collection for dementia too and only £58 was donated. Don't waste money on flowers. Give it to a cause please.
@DeborahMeaden
@ChirpyChet
@RhonddaBryant
Omg...I'm stunned. Not one single issue springs to mind... It's only a matter of time before the Tories bring in a Law to stop Ministers being put on the spot.
@Pandamoanimum
My husb has a condition where he asks me everything. What shall we have for tea? Shall we take the dog out? Shall we have dinner then take the dog out? It's like the song 'There's a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza...!'
@BladeoftheS
@OSullivanMike
Car park companies too. All of that money should go to the NHS and should not be ripping off vulnerable patients OR charging staff to park.
I moved a heavy table with a friend. It banged into her thigh resulting in a bruise.
Just a bruise.
She went to A&E the following day-thought that she should get it checked.
It was a fvcking bruise!
Too many people waste NHS time.They told her it was a bruise & would fade.
The Coronation will cost between £100-120m
This is for ONE day.
For ONE spoilt, greedy man who thinks he is above the rest of us.
Let’s save the street parties for better times.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
#NotMyKing
#NotMyQueen
Wouldn't it be refreshing if Sunak announced that he was having a completely clean sweep & all the familiar,obnoxious tw4ts would be gone.Mogg, Braverman,Gove, Fabricant,Dorries, Coffey, Raab, Hancock, Patel, Cleverly, Leadsom etc etc would all disappear. Bring in some new faces!
@sillyboi701
@GileadStaffs
On trains I have seen- someone have their bag stolen,someone having a seizure,someone with mental health problems asleep under a seat, someone who had collapsed in the toilet & someone who had slashed his wrist.All needed a Guard to intervene.None could be assisted by the driver!
@nickreeves9876
I just hope that Europe doesn’t look at us and think we all voted for this, and I hope that are aware that those that voted fell for the lies.
@HeathertheHeron
@TonesVanessa
@ZJAyres
I saw this recently. Parents called in to explain the horrific picture that their child had drawn.
Turned out to be a family holiday where they tried scuba diving
Just wondering. Are you all real people? Are you sitting at home or at work tweeting me or is this just a trick that some app is playing?
Am I lucky to have you, or am I a gullible fool?
@sspencerukk
Our tw4t of a neighbour is 'project managing' his rebuild. He has been watching the builders like a hawk, and commenting on the work. One said yesterday "The best thing you can do Mark, is go and put the kettle on". So funny...
Took my doggy to the vets today to check her microchip was still working ok. All is fine. Next time your pet has a vet visit, please ask them to check that microchip is still scanning.
@TallyCat8
You may ask yourself, "Where is this beautiful room?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that corridor go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I really his daughter?"
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how the Fk did I get here?"
@DrNeenaJha
In any case..if unpaid, what then? Banned from further treatment?
Concentrate on retrieving our £4.3b fraudulent furlough money Sunak! That would be a better proposal!
@Scoundrelicious
@Ovacik061
When Mum went into hospital for the final time, I stayed in her empty flat. I told her that I would tidy up and keep it clean. It made her angry. 'Leave the cleaning! I've wasted too much of my life cleaning!'
And I do. I no longer clean as obsessively as I used to.
@AliDawson_
Can you accidentally on purpose walk past him, trip and throw a filled sick bag over him. His life is just one big jolly. He apologised. Case closed 😠
If you didn't watch this horrific article on Country file, please watch it on iPlayer (>> to 16:30 mins). Fishing industry being decimated along NE coast and millions of sea creatures dying a terrible death. It must be stopped
@DefraGovUK
@theresecoffey
A human being - an asylum seeker - was on the news this morning. Came over the Channel 20mths ago and has been in a hotel ever since. Nothing to do, unable to work. Life on hold.
WTF is it taking so long to process applications?
@SoVeryBritish
Everyone watching the departure board for the 'Go to gate...' notice, and rushing round, knocking old people and children over - even though you have an allocated seat on the plane....
@SoVeryBritish
“Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a Thunderball on the way. Well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!".
@Charles83230639
@Frenchadventur1
@Conservatives
After Hillsborough, Kenny Dalglish & his wife attended most the (then) 96 funerals,once attending 4 funerals in one day.He was broken by the tragedy.
In comparison, whilst 178,000 British public died, Boris & Co partied, danced,sang & drank alcohol. You disgust me. Füc k Off!
@catslaveto4
So sorry Hazel. It will be hard to move on and stop your mind from going over and over the injustice of it all. I hope you are enjoying your new job x
@IShouldWonder
@RobertGEdge
@ranaji
@eddwilson
I went to see my dad who had dementia.He said he had just been watching a lovely film.Some men had been cutting trees down & had laid all the logs side by side.A lovely film.
We looked out of his window &some of the trees in the garden has been felled, & all now lying on ground.
@helenmallam
@dubplatedoris
She’s lecturing these hardworking women isn’t she?
They’re struggling to feed their kids, on low wages, in cold houses unlike her in a choice of palaces & with an army of servants.
Don’t eat the cakes or the jam Catherine. A poor person might have made it.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
@GHMansfield
@MargyMayell
On a train a few days ago. Announcement - “A handbag has been stolen off a woman’s seat. Unless the handbag is located, the train will be held at the next station, no one will be allowed to alight and British Transport police will search the train”
@1_Curious_Cow
And when I am walking down a narrow path with my dog, and stand to one side to allow a cyclist pass, can they please thank me? If I let you go before me in a queue, or opened a door for you, would you just walk past without a thanks! So rude.