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@Scoundrelicious

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Born in Bristol. Bred internationally. Same height as Khloé Kardashian out of heels. He/Him/Hoe/Hun 🏳️‍🌈

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@Scoundrelicious
Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
Mum lost her fight with cancer on Saturday. Her only regret was saving everything for a special occasion. Please don’t make the same mistake. Wear the perfume, turn up overdressed, have dessert and please enjoy every moment. Life is a special occasion. Stop waiting.
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1 year
The season 2 girls walking the pink carpet with roses for Cherry Valentine still makes me well up every time I see the photos 🥹🥹
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@Scoundrelicious
Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Get you a top who drives like a bottom
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
9 years ago we met for sex in a hotel. And the rest as they say is history. ❤️
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Papped coming out the shower. A photo without bear face for once 😂😂
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Thicc Van Dyke
6 years
April vs June vs August. Taking these progress photos really help show me how far I’ve come as some days I still see the first photo in the mirror. I’ve gone from a 2XL to a L, am the fittest I’ve ever been and am loving what I’m eating and I’m fucking proud of myself.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Some queens need to remind themselves what they’d look like without a team of stylists and an insane wardrobe budget.....
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1 year
Instagram photo with the most likes
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Dan 🪩
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Instagram photo with the most likes…
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
We saw you across the bar and liked your vibe
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Thicc Van Dyke
11 months
Got told I won the medal for unhappiest person at Brighton Pride 🥇 I’d like to thank Rupauls music, Smiffy’s wigs, Drunken straight girls bringing their homophobic boyfriends to queer spaces and the Drag Queen who sang Sweet Caroline.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Statement pride strikes again
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Happy Jocktober
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Thicc Van Dyke
4 years
You scumbag, you gammon, you cheap lousy Karen.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Blow me
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
But seriously I adore this man with my whole heart. Sometimes you just meet someone and everything clicks into place and I cannot imagine my life without the laughter and love I’m lucky enough to experience everyday thanks to him.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
9 years ago we met for sex in a hotel. And the rest as they say is history. ❤️
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Sitges bear week
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
I am sick and very bored. Ask anything.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
5 years..... we’ve both changed a bit
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
Fuck this “share a pic of you at your leanest”. Share a photo of you where you were the happiest with the way felt inside your own skin and no one could tell you otherwise. Here’s mine.
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Thicc Van Dyke
6 months
@TiaKofi @ThorgyThor Thorgy to everything you wear this season
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
There’s a new Care bear in town. Gummi Bear 🐻
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Thicc Van Dyke
10 months
What if we kissed on Canal Street? 👀
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Can you believe 6 years ago I swiped right on @Juppers69 ? (Took him 3 months to convince me to meet him though 😂😂✌🏻) so here is our first ever selfie together in some hotel in Sheffield and we’ve been inseparable ever since.
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
A fuck ton of gym sessions later 💪🏻 2017 vs 2019
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
I personally think my tree is STUNNING and that’s all that matters.
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Thicc Van Dyke
4 years
So over the last 16 weeks I’ve been following a plan devised by the genius (sadist) PT and the results have been insane! Down 18kgs (39.5lbs), 9% body fat and some serious inches from my chest and waist. I can finally say that I am thin and doing thin things. #EdinaMonsoon
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Who loves short shorts!
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
Gummi Bear 🖤
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Thicc Van Dyke
1 year
Tina's lost her tan Jon should get onlyfans Paul's looking quite mature While Hannah's become obscure (ooh hoo!) Wanna know Bradley’s kink Wonder if Rachel calls in sick Then we got Jo, she was racist on that show
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
Anyway here’s what I’ve spent all my time on. Still have to finish the rest of the house but certainly getting there.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
From a Babybell to a Dairylee triangle. Same kit. Different size. Left - April 2020 - XL Right - April 2021 - M
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
Progress pics are important 📉
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
I’m super into sports. 🏉
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Huns out. Guns out.
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3 years
Andddd stretch 😏
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Tops should be the ones to travel. Bottoms already do most of the prep before hand let alone going to some tops half clean flat with a beanbag and the PS4 on pause to be humped for 3 minutes.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Friday night (Keb)abs
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
That’s @himbojuppers now hibernating for winter after the last UK pride of the season😂😂 lost him to the PlayStation and his @denloungewear Union suit. Also using the “COMEONIN” you get 10% off so bargain 😉
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
🤨 👕 👖 👟
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Thicc Van Dyke
1 year
Why does this feel like a @baileymills99 character?
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Thicc Van Dyke
4 years
1 year married to the dreamboat that is @Juppers69 !
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Thicc Van Dyke
7 months
I watched this twice before realising it wasn’t a @baileymills99 video 😂
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I know the other one was mad asf when she took her jacket off to stunt cause they didn't plan it OMFG
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1 year
The way people speak down to me about the gym is truly wild. I’m aware I’m not “gym fit” in the classic sense but babe, I’m fucking strong and know what I’m doing. I’m just bigger. You can be fat and fit.
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2 years
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bee⁷ is retired
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forget your fav celebrity what’s your “THE” photo
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Live. Laugh. Love [Handles] ✌🏻
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Ngl.... These are not the DOMS I wanted on a Friday
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Usually when I post an image like this, I try to make some sort pun around my weight, food or size but sometimes, I need to remember that my weight does not dictate my worth and there is no weight limit on beauty.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Two day hangover means I’m convinced everyone hates me including my dog
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
NGL. This week has had its ups and downs. It was amazing spending time with friends and my boyfriend however this message has replayed way more than it should’ve in my head causing a bit of a knock on effect. Attached is the photo that made them send that message. This is not ok.
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
“The hangover I feel fills me with a hangover” Tracey NYNY
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Borrowed a pair of @himbojuppers shorts 👀
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
This week @himbojuppers has decided to pretend he’s Italian instead of pretending to be Irish like he has for the last 28 years. Both accents need work.
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
It’s a monster for breakfast kinda hangover 🫠
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
If you zoom in you can see him trying to pick between two colours that are essentially the same colour 😂
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Might’ve struggled following the instructions correctly….
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
I still love this mirror at AxelBeach
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
The only acceptable lighting on your birthday is hotel bathroom lighting
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
An Instagram influencer and her mum on holiday
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Thicc Van Dyke
4 years
If I turn the saturation up it looks like I have a tan.
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
You know what I hate? Gays on twitter pretending to be holier than though posting shit about how they wouldn’t date someone because they did something considered seedy. Yet I literally have DMs from the same ones asking me to meet them in saunas or be there 10th load of the day
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Thicc Van Dyke
1 year
Fun fact. I’m a shit hot photographer
@bisonsrfc
Bristol Bisons RFC
1 year
May the 4th be with you 💫
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
In two weeks time I marry this absolute idiot who’s currently refusing to make me breakfast so the whole thing might be cancelled. Watch this space.
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Thicc Van Dyke
4 years
Can’t believe I caught my husband in bed cuddling another man
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
Me and @Juppers69 now have to legally share everything.....
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
Good morning Charlie
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Thicc Van Dyke
5 years
PSA Weight loss is a journey. It doesn’t happen overnight and these type of comments aren’t appreciated. You also don’t have to be thin to be attractive.
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 years
I’ve decided I’m going to send @himbojuppers on a photography course because a major inequality in our relationship is I can take banging photos of him and I get to look like microwaved scrambled egg. Please see evidence below.
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Thicc Van Dyke
2 years
@MitchellLWell No but I once got a free kebab on the way home so I have also experienced true joy
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Thicc Van Dyke
3 months
If I’ve recently unfollowed you it’s because you were still following that wizard writer who’s dedicated their life to ruining trans people’s lives. Over 100 of you either believe in what they are campaigning for or need to pay closer attention to who you follow. Do better. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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