The real John Carr.☁️☁️☁️
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Don't let the hatred kill you, don't let distaste sour your soul. A soulless man, with an empty grin. Certificated alcoholic. Proud.
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I would have thought that most people over the age of 35, have laid in bed in the early hours of morning (witching hour?) struggling to either tip back over into the land of Nod or to finally make that leap into the darkness of sleep.
Frustrated, a little anxious of
#vss365
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Tonight, we'll drop some bombs
and take some lives,
then we'll look into their eyes,
and tell them that it was done
in the name of peace.
And when the oil's gone,
we've raped the land,
we'll demonise the refugees,
then start again
on someone's land,
somewhere else.
#NotInMyName
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Looking forward to the day that EVERY member of the British public receives the same, quick and appropriate treatment that is being enjoyed by members of the British Royal Family.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
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Every veteran these 2 has met today, every 'ordinary' person they've been introduced to, have contributed more to life than these 2 ever will.
Where is their shame you ask??
They don't have any. It's been bred out of their genes.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
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So, just to get this straight Ma'am. Your Husband took the photo, you altered the photo, and then you admit to altering the photo. What were your PR team doing?? Why did you alter it AND why is your Husband silent about this?
I'm afraid a jury wouldn't believe it.
#katespiracy
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Not in any way a fan of Stephen Fry, but if he's pissed off Hartley Brewer, I shall raise a glass to him this evening.
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HEY BOY!!! HAS SIMON CASE GOT ANOTHER FUCKING SICK NOTE????
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Is this a face full of compassion and humility?
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Have you ever heard of Holly Valance Ted??
I don't rightly know Sir.
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Adil Ray on TV this morning, talking about compassion and humility.
He's like a magnet for the Gammonised Bots.
Racists don't like intelligence and honesty.
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Rees-Mogg trending this morning.
Just a polite reminder, Jacob Rees Mogg is just a thick (unt with a posh accent.
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I Tweet this most Thursday nights, but I can remember when Victoria Derbyshire stood in for Fiona Bruce and the whole show was more balanced and well presented.
Are the
@bbcquestiontime
audiences becoming more biased??
#bbcqt
#BBCQuestionTime
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I don't want an MBE,
a Knighthood or a Gong.
I just want a system,
that stops these
(unts from doing wrong.
#ProportionalRepresentation
#AbolishTheLords
#AbolishTheMonarchy
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I think people forget that Rachel Riley is ONLY employed on an afternoon quiz show for her looks.
It's only on Twitter that we get to hear her opinions.
Ignore her, starve her of oxygen and she will disappear up her vowel please.
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I've said this the last few Thursdays, but I can remember when Fiona Bruce was replaced by Victoria Derbyshire and Question Time was a completely fair and well balanced programme.
#BBCQuestionTime
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1/2 Giraffe = 587 Grey Squirrels OR
= 736 Red Squirrels.
Thank fuck for Brexit and Imperial measurements.
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HEY BOY!!! TELL ZOE BALL I'VE GOT ONE HUNDRED GUINEAS TO INVEST IN HER LATEST PYRAMID SCHEME!!!
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HEY BOY!!! IS EVERYBODY STILL LAUGHING AT LAURENCE FOX????
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My name is Johnny, I'm very fortunate I have lung disease and a heart condition. I have been given the opportunity to accept a vaccine and occasionally wear a mask.
This helps others in society from contracting a deadly virus.
I refuse to wear a tinfoil hat.
#NewNormal
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@hospital_kerry
@SswhgRecruit
@HsehealthW
@HSE_HR
@HSELive
@PeopleofHSE
@rezoomo_jobs
@Publicjobsie
But you can't keep refreshment machines stocked???
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Every time Alan Partridge trends, you can be sure that Richard Madeley has opened his stupid fucking mouth.
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When you have to use your children to garner much desired popularity, it's time to realise that the lifestyle you have is not the lifestyle you wanted.
Get a real job.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
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#AbolishTheMonarchy
Whilst families were queueing at food banks, nurses were being denied a decent wage and the deterioration of our schools was being ignored, these parasites the were spending £millions of our money on their vanity.
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Where is Michelle Mone now??
Safe from the glaring, burning spotlight of corruption allegations.
Where should Michelle Mone be??
In front of a jury in a British Court of Law, being tried for money laundering, embezzlement and corruption.
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After shedding 12 stone of useless fat, (Michael Gove.) professional Shit stirrer Sarah Vine appears to have also lost her neck.
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One more thing Mr Berry. Is that a new Arse you have??
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Les Dennis trending for whatever reason, buts let's remember, he escaped the clutches of Amanda Holden.
He's one of life's winners.
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Professional, vitriolic, shit stirring journalist (😂😂😂😂) demands the Royal Wales sort out their lives, and whilst at it, let the nation know the details!!
Did your husband leave you for another person, if so what's his name??
Reel your neck in,😁😁
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I understand all you young ladies screaming for David Cassidy, but you'll never know the pain that I went through realising that his screen sister, Susan Dey would never, ever kiss me.
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N.B. Victoria Derbyshire is a journalist, Rachel Johnson isn't. She is the sister of a criminal and the daughter of a wife beater.
"[Rishi Sunak] is equating 'green' with expensive which is wrong"
Journalist Rachel Johnson says changes to green policy are "short-term decisions for a darker future"
#BBCLauraK
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The 'Woman' that Glitter Sexually assaulted was in fact a 12 year old Girl at the time the offences.
Put simply, Glitter was a Paedophile committing heinous sex crimes.
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To all the Cavemen decrying Cullen.
Yes she's different to you.
She's brainier than you.
#UniversityChallenge
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HEY BOY!!! WHAT'S GARY LINEKER DONE TO UPSET THE RED FACED COCONUTS THIS TIME????
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Aimless sheep
sing God Save The King
then follow with Sweet Caroline
12 pints of beer a throwing glass fight
they claim it
"a fucking great time"
Inguland fan
a brainless caveman
the best that the right wing have got
A jutting wide jaw
a grin a sneer
and a brain thick as snot
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It's hard when we lose our heroes.
They made growing up so much fun.
Just remember when we say goodbye
to our heroes.
They were mortal and we're no longer young.
RIP Wilko.
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@BestForBritain
Once again, a Scottish MP the only member to ask the questions that need answering.
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Mountbatten?
Prince Charles uncle?
Yeah, that one.
I wonder why?
It’s very concerning that the release of private documents regarding Lord Mountbatten has been blocked by the cabinet office. It sets a dangerous precedent meaning the government can keep documents under lock and key if they deem them damaging or embarrassing.
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Les Dennis trending because he's a nice funny Man, not because of the fame hungry bint who committed adultery that he was married to.
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@bbcquestiontime
Hartley Brewer is an absolute odious, ignorant, pompous patronising Shit stirrer.
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Today's the day,
that poets lay,
their words down
for all to see.
Every one has a poem,
living in their mind.
So, sit down
with pen and paper.
You'll be amazed
at what you find.
#WorldPoetryDay
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Has anyone ever wondered why 'The Establishment' require us minions to permanently have an enemy.
Answer, DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
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54 charges of making indecent images of children.
Attempted rape of a young girl, unlawful sexual intercourse with an underage girl, 4 counts of indecency and various sexual offences in Vietnam with children under the age of 10.
DIRTY BASTARD.
But I'm woke.
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My Mother said,
to get things done,
walk around your garden,
like Captain Tom.
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An
#alcoholic
named Johnny from Leicester,
Had problems but dint let them fester.
He wrote poems for fun,
Whilst sat on his Bum.
A poetic drunk, part time jester.
#vss365
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'Mark Francois' and 'Man In A Wig' are both trending this evening.
Who could resist it??
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Disgraceful behaviour of Johnson's front bench, piss taking of Ian Blackford whilst he was addressing child poverty.
Despicable.
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@TwitterSupport
what are you doing about this??
You are responsible for the policing of this site.
I'm begging
@TwitterSupport
and
@elonmusk
to put a stop to TheRealJamieKay.
My beloved husband was killed in a motorcycle accident and Jamie sends this disgusting abuse using innocent curious cat users.
I have made my 6th police report today.
He's deactivated to avoid scrutiny
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@sarahllester
@brianlavery59
Well Sarah, if you're a regular visitor to Twitter, you now know the groundswell feeling.
The unreported, the uncommented and the worthy.
Please use your platform to tell the truth.
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HEY BOY!!! WHEN YOU SEE JAMES CLEVERLY, TELL HIM THAT THE NATION THINKS HE'S A LIAR AND A FUCKING COWARD!!!!!
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So, you all thought James O'Brien was one of the good guys.
(Slowly shaking head.)
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Annie Lennox and the night she out shone David Bowie.
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HEY BOY!!! IS THERE A 'GOFUNDME' ORGANISED FOR LAURENCE FOX???
NO!!
I THOUGHT NOT!!!
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Women of absolutely no substance contribute to the wealth of the wealthy.
Pathetic.
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Harry Cole. Ex public school education.
Professional Shit stirrer.
PUT SOME FUCKING SALT OVER HIM!!
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Oh man
it's the
#dragonfly
it's not Billy Smart
or the other guy.
It's the dragonfly
in a big Top Hat
the white rabbits dead
so forget about that.
Seraphic wings
and pointy sting
resistant to G force
it's an Astronaut thing.
Metallic blues
and crazy rhythms.
DRAGONFLY.
#vss365
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@bbclaurak
sees a flawed and gifted politician, the most talented politician of his time.
We see a crook, a Snake oil salesman, a liar, an opportunist, a man without honour and integrity, a coward.
Can you see the difference
@bbclaurak
#Panorama
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She sacrificed nothing for me
I've paid for her lifestyle
for her, everything's free
And now it's expected
that I celebrate her health
But she's never thanked the people
who created her vast wealth
God save the Queen?
No. God save our nation
#AbolishTheMonarchy
the vile creation
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I paid $45 Billion for a toy that I didn't like.
SO I SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!
I wonder what my
#psychoanalyst
would say??
#RIPTwitter
#vss365
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HEY BOY!!! IS MAUREEN LIPMAN STILL TALKING SHIT???
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@John_dg7
@an_dy_moo_dy
You acknowledge the fault of the government, why involve Lineker when he is positively challenging another of the governments failures.
The fact that you have paid for a blue tick would demonstrate your need media oxygen, so you ride on Linekers train for free??
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Rolf is trending, but take down your bunting.
Rolf Harris is not dead. Yet.
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All you people out there that are relentlessly bullying Meghan Markel, please clarify, are you Royalists or just ordinary, bottom of the barrel, scum Racists?
Asking for myself, a Republican.
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Time for compulsory testing in the Commons.
If only Hoyle had a pair of Testicles big enough.
Can we expect Starmer to lead his party in this direction??
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HEY!! SUNAK YOU COWARD!! HAVE YOU SACKED BRAVERMAN YET???
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THEY'RE AMONGST US
They arrived
all bright smiles
and bonhomie
Though I saw through
those smiles
Their patter
was not for me
Too slick
too greasy,
their syntax turned
from rehearsed
#poppycock
to vitriol and hate
The smiles went
the snarls arrived
Many found out
too late
#vss365
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The names of Scarlett Jenkinson and Eddie Ratcliffe should quickly be forgotten as they hopefully rot to death.
Brianna Geys name should never leave our hearts and minds.
The victim of human hatred
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Hear the children scream and cry,
#clustered
in chaotic form
Missiles, shrapnel, bullets fly,
planes take flight and soldiers swarm
Innocent, no axe to grind,
terrified, they wonder why.
How do you explain to a child,
that wars a Political battle,
thats why children die
#vss365
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Gary Lineker trending so obviously the Red Faced Coconuts have been on their Mams computer.
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Over the past 8 weeks, Britain has been firing bullets at Prince William accusing of being lazy, bone idle and workshy.
Hopefully, after today's publicity stunt/photo shoot, more of our population will appreciate how hard the Prince actually works.
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I told my Son
there'd be no wars,
in my life time
or in his.
But politicians
with power
and greed.
Will never live in peace.
#GivePeaceAChance
#WW3
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Scruffy black coat,
shabby top hat,
at the prow of the boat,
the
#feeder_of_ravens
now quietly sat.
On his shoulders
perched two feathered birds,
the old man's radar,
aware of all that occurred.
The Ravens knew
their time had arrived.
The change would come
at midnight.
#vss365
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HEY BOY!!! HAS ANYBODY DROWNED IN MICHELLE MONE'S TEARS YET???
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