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@danielaglint
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I'm assuming from the implications of the post that he paid for all of that and I can guarantee it wasn't cheap either. I wouldn't do that for any of my friends and neither would they let me, or vice versa.
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@ohthoughtsquote
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2-empty with a half drank water bottle and $0.84 in change
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4-random trash
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@GoodReddit
That's where they came from. The entire continent is essentially one giant portal to hell. You can ask anyone who lives there and they'll confirm.
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@sighswoon
Do you remember 2005? It's nothing like it out there, hell even familiar landscapes around me look different than they did nearly 20 years ago...
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@Ragefulrancor
@danielaglint
@InternetH0F
In fact, I have great friendships in which we refuse to take advantage of each other, financially or emotionally. I can depend on them to help me out in the worst of circumstances because they know I'm not a mooch and will pay them back in kind; likewise can they depend on me
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@OrdinaryGamers
I love how the super uncanny AI abominations have given so many people the perfect meme format to finally contextualize the fever dream that is so many different Bollywood productions 🤣🤣
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@messedupfoods
I still to this day do not know whether or not it actually had a different density/texture from the rest or if it was just the opaqueness playing tricks on my mind.
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@Rothmus
If you think about it, this is honestly not a bad thing to encourage. All these corporations are already spending bookoo bucks on advertising every year, might as well have it be a bit more constructive. Probably would actually be wayyyy more effective per dollar than regular
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@Trey_Explainer
I'm pretty sure this now obligates you to quit your job, sell everything, and move out there to start a farm. The adventure you'll have along the way and the self sufficient homestead you'll build with your own two hands will be worth way more than anything you give up.
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@airkatakana
There were definitely some speed runner exploits used for that one though I think
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@_Ochacon24
There's some spooky shit happening continually at the micro scale we all have to pretend like doesn't exist 99% of the time so we don't go collectively insane, right? Or is that just me?
I mean, the intricacy and specificity of the designs and actions of living organisms with
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@tulpapilled
It's so they can more easily incapacitate us and run towards any bears they may see so as to upgrade their safety.
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@thechosenberg
This isn't about "people", this is about one dickhead that was trying to get free food for a couple days from his "friends". The motivation and intent is clear. Everyone else realized that wasn't good host behavior, and he will suffer the consequences of the Law of Hospitality.
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@DubCEq
Yeah, I saw that and after 30 swconds of reading the comments wasnt going to touch it with a 10ft pole. You'd be hard pressed to find someone who hates the medical establishment then me, but ffs, this is just dumb. Of all the things to be upset about pre/postpartum care why this
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@t3dotgg
I can do anything in GIMP that amyone with Photoshop can do, but only if there is no deadline and no one to watch me bumble fuck around and threaten my computer about downloading a cracked photoshop if it doesn't stop being difficult.
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@NoCapFights
It's not like she fell through the floor of her bedroom, she's clearly falling through sheet rock from an attic space. They are typically not floored and are just open space with trusses and insulation with dry wall below them that isn't meant to be load bearing.
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@chiweethedog
🚨🚨🚨 WARNING: The aliens are here and M. Night Shyamalan was right!!! If you haven't done so already, leave half full glasses of water all around the house and keep your baseball bat close!
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@real_lord_miles
I just spent 10 min playing, and I think this may be actually impossible to win.
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@harmonizedgrace
My favorite combination. I love being disrespected and then told I'm bad at communication, despite me being the one who has questions ignored and messages misread. It's even better when it comes from the single person you've ever brought close to your heart. Absolute favorite.
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@LRH_Superfan
This is a bad strategy for foundational instruction in an alphabetic language. Whole word recognition will always come naturally with practice, it is better to teach them how to work through unfamiliar words on their own so that they don't become dependent or complacent.
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@tenobrus
To be fair, a golden age with USB-C everywhere sounds far better. By the time we finally get it tho some fuckin revolutionary wireless shit will probably come out and ruin it.
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@teai84
@Calibaneur
I could be wrong, but I believe this may a gravitational globe projection not topographical.
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@jakebrodes
Well considering how many criminal organizations were somehow gaslit into thinking the OPENLY PUBLIC LEDGER is some secret private crime currency, it really does make sense. They'd have to be aware of the emergent possibilities of further technologic development upon release and
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@DelusionPosting
Its a blurry secondhand image and I can still clearly read that it says "shrapnel wound" for the second one 😂
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@bleachedthroat
Yes. At least in my experience from being a boy myself, and knowing many other boys just like me. I've probably spent hundreds of hours of my life throwing various knives, and contraptions made from knives, at trees or the side of an old barn; and I'm not ashamed of it neither 😤
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@averageenjoye13
That's never going to be fixed when educational standard operating procedure seems to almost be deliberately crafted to actually make people HATE math instead of seeing it for the incredibly useful personal tool that it really is.
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@JustJordNZ
What in the literal fuck?! You know, that's why we should be allowed to burn heretics at the stake, right there. That is absolutely abominable and so, idk.... just plain idiotic? I feel especially vindicated in being explicit that I don't consider myself to be a conservative...
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@glompinator
The final episode definitely needs to be a karmic rebalancing. Because as hilarious as the show is, it's cast of characters are quite literally some if the most ignorant unrepentant scum ever portrayed in sitcom television. The entire episode needs to be just chicken after
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@Rothmus
This is why being AB+ is the way to go, nobody wants your organs but all of their's can just slot right into you. On top of that your blood plasma is universal which a clear indication of your underlying superiority. Pretty sure AB+ is the evolutionary peak.
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@plzbepatient
My "man cave" doesn't need a sign to let you know thats what it is. The guns, empty beer cans, saw dust, and power tools scattered everyone are what do that.
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@Morbidful
The only reason why the State is so against vigilantism is that it threatens their primary monopoly and means of cultural control. If the society as a whole embraced vigilantism using explicit common jury nullification to keep the State in-line, then before too long there would
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@ramzpaul
This is a shit take, plain and simple. Postpartum in a woman is an uniquely intense period of time where their entire body's biochemistry is reconfiguring very quickly and there is nothing a man will go through biologically in their life that is anywhere even remotely close to
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@Mythotard
The real fun is when you use a little rhetoric to pass off your personal opinions as perfectly normal widely accepted ideas without triggering any of their mental alarm bells.
If you approach it right, and the cognitive dissonance on the topic is strong enough, you can straight
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@ASo1omons
You know, I'm not usually very emotional about these things and this isn't the first time I've read this, but for some reason my eyes welled up a bit...
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@mcphotoworkshop
@AllBiteNoBark88
Might be a good idea to get the air tested down there for gas, carbon monoxide, CO2, hell just test it for everything you can. He'd be able to pick up on those in high enough concentration, so maybe he's just trying to tell you the air smells bad? Another option is that someone
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@runaway_vol
And when she leaves you it's because she feels the balance has shifted the other direction. Or at least, that's what she told me anyways.
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@voooooogel
I feel like this game is just developing a huge training data set for teaching AIs to be completely undetectable by humans, at least by surface level tactics. Does anyone really want that?
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@ShitpostGate
I'd break off the switch lever and attempt to derail the train... which might just end up in everyone including me getting killed instead, but at least I'd die knowing I tried...
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@OrdinaryGamers
This is a good way to ensure I EXCLUSIVELY pirate any Nintendo products from now on....
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@reddit_lies
Chemically halting natural biological growth is 100% reversible! Source: trust me bro! It's not like mammalian growth cycles are governed by extremely complex interdependant time sensitive entropic mechanisms or anything, you can just turn it off and on or change the direction of
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@AniseNot
@bluthwayne77
I hope that preparation includes at the very least 10+1 rounds of 9mm. It honestly gave me anxiety just imagining you in that situation and I don't even know you or your baby. You need to be carrying the thunder of God with you.
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@uncledoomer
"Just a broken guy with a few screws loose, I guess. Never really knew it. Until now."
Damn I feel that one more than I should. I feel like more people are a lot closer to going Sky King then they'd like to imagine.
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@butwell_robert
@lporiginalg
You could travel for days and days in any direction and still end up marrying your cousin.
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@BradenIsBased
Yes. The answer is clearly yes. Take this scenariobout of the question and it is still an emphatic, yes, without a doubt.
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@eliza1l23jz7
Damn, that's a personal anecdote to scare you straight. How is she now, is it an ongoing tragedy?
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@GreenTextRepost
Can we all just take a second to stop and appreciate what a supportive father this kid had? You gotta start teaching them to subvert the machine young
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@whoinvitedjon
Nah man, it's healing powers get more potent the more times you use it. It may never even run out on you, I remember one jar that I swear didn't have a bottom; every time you dipped a finger in there'd be just the exact same little smidge left that did the work of a whole glob.
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@skankstank64
Man, common Greek culture had to be such a trip back then. How does a young attractive boy just happen to be casually wrestling a stinking homeless man?
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@idnthavelockjaw
I may be frail and ill, but I'm the king damn it, and there will be sex if I say so! You're a eunuch, your hands ain't broken
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@CrisprChild
Don't chase that feeling. It will fade fairly quickly as your tolerance increases, and even though it will be very very tempting to chase that dragon but I'd strongly advise against it. It doesn't matter if you actually have ADHD or whatever, it's amphetamine and is addictive.
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@KILLTOPARTY
"I willfuly did a thing I knew would make me unable to control my actions, but any actions I did were entirely not my fault", sure, ok Jan
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@wigger
Here's to boosting the algorithm. I hope he gets a bunch of help and then takes advantage of it wisely.
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@vxunderground
I thought the same thing 😂... He was like "I recognize this behavior, it must be tracking everything and trying to phone it home"
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@ywomendeservles
I'd choose Godzilla. At least Godzilla at worst would just melt me into a pile of goo with his nuclear breath, he wouldn't torture and violate me until I wish was dead. I think we really need to have a conversation as a society about why so many men feel this way.
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@ToRi1436_em
@jjjjjftuih
@DelusionPosting
Accountability?! 🤣🤣🤣Barking up the wrong tree with that one...
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@bootstrap9000
@Yozarian22
That wasn't an encouragement to start a ritual, but rather a suggestion on an easy way to short circuit the already established one which was negatively affecting her.
Tbh, where psychologists should be attacking obessive compulsive behavior is at the junction of the mental
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@OrdinaryGamers
Judging by comments I'm seeing, many don't even know who he is (a damned shame), so if this is a stunt (99.99% sure it is) then it was probably a good thing for his career because his content is extremely underrated and underserved on Youtube. He needs more exposure and he
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@LaocoonofTroy
What struck me was the last lady who looked and sounded 32 saying she was 25 and then the crack in her voice and odd pan zoom in on her face as she said she wouldn't want to retire when she was 32. I wonder how long she's been lying about her age 🤣
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@BoyBoy_Official
I did a thing and Boy Boy definitely do occasionally put out content that I thoroughly enjoy but this video gave me bad vibes (and not just because I disagree with their political stance on guns). It was pervaded by a subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) sanctimonious attitude,
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@AkkadSecretary
"In sorry we can't sell your perfectly accurate political simulation game on our platform anymore because it has been legislated as... problematic."
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@wayotworld
For some reason I highly doubt the Japanese people would let things get as bad as things have in some places in the West with this. They don't have the same endemic compassion to be abused and things could get a little ugly if the government forces the people to take things into
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@EBatres439
@ShitpostRock
Usually a SimpliSpirit® security system scares most the low level offenders, but every once and awhile some full of itself spirit needs reminded of who's actually got the authority in your dominion.
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@memeticsisyphus
Do they not understand that their crimes actually harmed people? Or do they just not care? That is the question that always comes to mind when I see this.
Military espionage is often painted as this glamorous battle against cartoonish villians in Hollywood, but the grim reality
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@memeticsisyphus
Hey leave the Woz alone, he can't help it that he was born that way and then was raised the way he was. Have you seen his video on his childhood games? A literal bubble kid nightmare, I don't think he's ever recovered tbh; university eats kids like that and spits them out cucked
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@coldhealing
The is premise fucked and cucked, and I hate the gauche copy and paste housing developments as much as the next guy, but I don't get the whole "winter yellow grass and tiny leafless trees" thing. Do you not have seasons with variable temperature fluctuations where you're from?
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@lporiginalg
Yeah, I'm not in school anymore and I don't have to put up with BS assignments anymore. I also don't have any responsibility to introspect any further or hold any of my fellow men anymore accountable than I already do, and I'm not interested in coddling illogical feminine
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@TheEmperorSon
@EndWokeness
Ngl, meme aside, that gun slaps. I like the rainbow, the perverts and degenerates have no right to co-opt it like they have. It is a primal symbol of God's forbearance going all the way back to the birth of our post global calamity collective conciousness; which is probably why
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@athenaAcetone
@castingahex
Oh for sure, but I don't have any real attachment to the idea and I am most definitely not going to put in that amount of work for something that doesn't have any meaning to me. I just thought, "that sounds cool, let's see what Dalle comes up with" and out popped this, which I
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@DiabolicalSpuds
I can't speak for anyone else, and I wouldn't classify myself as a conservative (or any political shoehorn), but for me his story resonated with me very deeply and I consider that short audio between him and the tower to be one of the most poignant tragic ballads of modernity.
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@honeymounz
He legit is looks like he's deeply questioning something he dove headlong into on impulse. I mean, he's probably listening intently to her story and I'm def reading into like everyone else, but there is just some about the eyes along with this posture, idk
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@FenixAmmunition
I think if he tried to bury you with legal costs in a frivolous suit he'd be surprised to see the flood of support for you that pours from the woodwork.
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@albert9x19
I think there's some filament out there with some pretty impressive compression strengths, so it's really not as wild as you'd think 🤷♂️
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@TheDanPeters
@OrwellNGoode
They eat alot of beans, it's hard to deny. I should know, I'm married to one... with how many beans I eat now I'm practically a Mexican too. I love me some frejoles, what can I say.
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@dieselnyc1
@Trey_Explainer
Umm, I'm pretty sure the trope demands that it is? If you don't at least include some of the most basic materials for a mass exorcism ritual when you're moving out to the mysteriously inherented countryside you're ngmi, sorry...
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@hellenomania
@9mm_smg
Try telling that to the citizenship board of the nation state of Israel...
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@hyperdiscogirl
I think it's probably some deep seated subconscious uncanny valley instinct from our dark past that was honed to be able to detect demons wearing human skin but we've gotten so good at it that it just comes off as cringe for most of us
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@WallStreetSilv
He said that he hasn't gone grocery shopping in 6 months, how does that work? He's definitely not being forthright about his spending habits, and maybe a bit of the growing up he is doing is verrryyyyyy long over do. Although, if I'm being honest his appearance and mannerisms
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@vocalcry
Guy worth $200 because he never saw any amount of money worth holding back his "f*ck you" or saying anything other than what he *really* thinks.
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