Me: *falling asleep*
Brain: Do the Beach Boys wish that all girls were like the girls in California, or are they saying that they wish all the different types of girls in the world could also be found in California?
My first reaction watching the Connor McDavid video this morning was "really, this is what everyone is making a huge deal over?"
That could easily be a sober friend helping to make sure that drunk Connor was getting home safe.
Of course it's my birthday when Facebook goes down so I won't be able to see the HBD messages from my aunt and an my ex's cousin that I never speak to otherwise
Nobody explicitly asked me to remove it and they all said they were "joking", but I was also given a company shirt to change into "as a joke" (I didn't)
A younger person at work was telling us she made bagels herself at home.
Impressive, until we found out that she meant buying them at the coffee shop then taking them home to toast
My biggest fear used to be accidentally saying "love you" to a customer when hanging up the phone
Now my biggest fear is that it will happen a second time