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you are playing a story with yourself and the universe where you all sit in a circle and say "yes, and" forever
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absolutly losing my mind to learn the emperor's new groove had no script.
they just did bits. the whole movie they were just doing bits
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*the most military applicable tech you have ever seen in your life*
"experts believe they could be used for aerial surveying and disaster response"
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update: what the fuck guys. this is the best day I've had in years. I feel like I wanna cry
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@NiqqAscend
The way he leans back and rubs his chin in contemplation of his work, The *clarity* of this man's mind mind, the quiet satisfaction,
It's too powerful
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once you know you can't not see, it's incredible. they made the whole thing that way
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monty hall problem suggests it's advantageous to change ur gender once one of the other genders are revealed
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@wilks_isaac
Everybody is saying this is terrifying but when i'm sick I want the security and confidence that this fortress of medicine exudes.
Let me be swallowed by the concrete abyss. Let the urgency of my mortal struggle vanish in the magnitude of the monolith, this citadel of healthcare.
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the biggest suprise for me is the calm? I just feel so relaxed on it. all the constant double checks I'm running and anxiety there of is gone. life is simple. I just do things. chop wood carry water
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to that end, this is the most productive day I've had in ages. life feels like, easy??? like this??
I am not used to life feeling easy or good as a baseline.
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@amolitor99
idk what the original source is, but here's an except of a interview with the screen writer
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if you grew up stripped of agency & taught to just "tough it out" it may surprise you that your suffering is not immutable
if you are cold you can turn the heater on. if you are hungry you can make food. you are allowed to go use the bathroom. pay attention to your needs and act
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@loisbeckett
Some people won't recognize racism until there are literal slurs coming out of someone's mouth.
It's how half the conservatives function at this point.
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@docbadvibes_
tbh i think a lot of the euphoria was just the revelation/relief of being able to get things done. That's more than enough for me
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@outmawl
I am taking it for debilitating adhd and it is successfully treating the adhd. sorry I don't have your exact dose, but other people do in fact exist
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if you want to think in a particular way, expose yourself to a million examples of it first.
this goes for everything from writing style, mathematics, aesthetics, language, technical intuitions, embodiment, creativity, emotional expression, literally anything
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the majority of male cuttle fish look and act like small females in the presence of larger males so they can blend in with the girls and then fuck them all when he's not looking.
somtimes they do it right in front of him
The Internet is full of people who are convinced evolution means the most 'roided-out aggressive alpha always wins and meanwhile in real life it created a John Wick permakitten
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ethical meat products,
sourced from ontologicaly evil chickens.
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misread "no minors" on an account and thought it said "no mirrors 🪞" and thought I might have found a fascinating new type of twitter person
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do I misunderstand now these things work or is this not just free money right here?
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you don't want a dom, you just want someone whose desire for you is actually palpable
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@Aella_Girl
if successive days are even a fraction as good I'll be happy.
I didn't take one today so I could get a feeling of the full tail effect but I might again tomorrow. I'll update when I do
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@2wrongmakeright
the euphoria is me not being stressed and able to remember and complete tasks. it wasn't just like, baseless feelings
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sometimes it turns out there's big chunks of ur life you have no memory of and you dont even realize it until you stumble across some old message logs,
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@Whyso_inshakir
@KobeAlfaro
@ft_glass
Imagine being this shameless. You must be really desperate for attention.
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@scarymathh
@jordanrubiks
People are cripplingly lonely. They think for a moment they are starting to make a connection, and then it turns out they were misreading the situation. They realize then they are alone again.
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50/50 I'm getting fired this week at best, but damn it feels good to stand up for yourself tbh.
I have my boundaries. I will hold them, come hell or high water. I have always been clear about that. I don't let people take advantage of me anymore.
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@shelley1755
I feel like porn is probably the only way you have ever engaged with trans women, and that's where you get this ridiculous idea from...
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hearing
"adderal is basically just meth"
and deciding that maybe smoking meth isn't such a bad idea after all, especially with the shortage and all going on rn and all
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u gotta risk the bad thoughts to get the good thoughts
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@vgman94
@iamjohnsunday
@hawillisdc
@nyaduothg
Someone going crazy with a knife can hurt a lot Less people than someone going crazy with a gun. When was the last time someone killed 50 people during a knife attack?
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I'm leaning about dissociation and wow, why would u ever wanna stop being dissociated. this slaps
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I let a dude into the building that was locked out today, and he handed me a massive Twix bar and said "don't take candy from strangers"
my friend earlier brought me an identical massive Twix bar too
I've placed them both in the fridge together and have forgotten which is which
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fire alarm went off in my building and the former combat medic that lives downstairs brought out shots of vodka for us all "to settle our nerves" and she hovered over me and insisted I finish my drink like a concerned parent "since I looked rattled"
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a couple years ago when i was still in bad twitter i would sometimes see accounts spewing really vial shit and just dm them cold with
"you seem sad"
& 4 times out of 5 they'd just be like
"fuck dude... yeah, is it that obvious?"
and I ended up making a lot of friends that way
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I like to imagine that my little efficency apartment is actually a small spaceship that I live in
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@DxGGEAUX
@kenton5150
@TenkLife
@mountainmollyy
@emmaloveselon
Petition to replace all celebrities and billionaires with dogs.
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Why *are* post-rats and rats so scared of ever having an object level opinion. Isn't that the whole point? developing better meta systems to output better object level thoughts?
Is it just cowardice? give me an object, ill give you an opinion about it, I'm not scared.
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I had an uhh... "disagreement" with my boss today.
He told me I needed to stay and finish some extra work needed doing today.
I told him I had things planned around my scheduled time off, and couldn't stay past it, but id do what I could before that time.
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My parents officially know I'm trans,
And are also officially not supportive,
And I am having a rough fucking night tonight
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highly recommend you make urself sing along to things when you can. even (especially) badly .
do it drunk, sober, alone, together, it dosent matter. it just does something important to ur brain to get used to that
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@walladdwater
@addamschloe
It's especially ironic since Disney made their name animating folk stories that already existed in the public domain.
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About a week ago, for only vaguely defined reasons, I turned down a job offer making almost twice the max salary I've ever had. It was terrifying
Today, just now, I accepted an offer over 20% higher.
Fear must not define you. Keep striving everyone. You can make it. 🔥✨🔆
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"no body deserves anything" "life is brutal" "survive survive" " you don't owe anybody shit" "prioritize yourself" all good and true things yeah, but like
sometimes I just wish I could make someone smile idk
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make up a type of guy
make up another guy.
keep making up guys.
Make up a little place for them to live. let them be friends with each other. make up some dogs and houses too.
Keep going, make up more, ur god now, you can't stop, ur responsible for everything they suffer
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@sapiopaz
@Ben_The_Nose
@synthentacle
@Applehimee
@SpookyAnarchist
I think they are just disagreeing
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I went insane about this.
I am sore, bruised, and blerry eyed. I just slept for 12 hours the moment the timer ended, but I think I did good. I made a world we can live in
this also seems to have sucked up all my ambient psychosis and fixed my brain. debrief after I eat & shower
whenever I play Minecraft I get horribly near psychotically obsessed with the idea
"you have 72 hours to build your world, after which you and 50 friends are transported there to live forever. Any action not performed in game prior will be impossible forever"
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@lennfreak
Drag has no intrinsic link to the lgbt+ community.
It perpetuates stereotypes that can be very harmful to certain groups within the community.
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@SketchesbyBoze
@HazelMonforton
Broke: Taking my meds in secret because my parents don't approve
Woke: Pursuing forbidden Arcane power
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while everybody is liking this, does anyone wanna give me a job? I write code good, and i also write stories if you like
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The more u come to understand people the more tragic the world is, and if you follow that empathy down far enough it will absolutely destroy you. At a certain point you have to realize that the optimal amount of callousness is not 0. The problem then becomes not letting that
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a girl invited me to her Minecraft server, but hasn't been on, so im building big things to impress her when she comes back
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A cringe is an emotional flinch.
Ur expecting to get emotionally hit
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it's really funny when girls have like, specific fetishs. there's just this big obvious button you can press that always gets a response. and then before u know it you've put yourself in a situation,
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a strange girl knocks on my door and asks if I have any milk. this is the second day in a row now. I still don't have milk. I don't quite understand
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"here's the solution to the problem you wanted solved. You might notice the solution kinda sucks. That's because Im not allowed to interact with, or really even look at the problem directly"
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ive been doing abandonment play with my gf lately.
We started with a few hours at a time, moved to days, weeks,, we both really enjoyed it.
Its getting serious though now, and I'm ready to commit. Starting tonight, I'm gonna leave and never speak to her again
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I had a sex dream (very rare) and she was feeding me pills and I was like "what are these pills for??"
And she told me "they make you stupid, here, have another one" so I just took another one...
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@Oyis07554425
@RachelFeltman
This is simply too much power for a single organism. How long till they realize they don't need anything else? End of the fucking world when they do
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The essence of masculinity is perseverance. Growth through conflict and adversity
Thus, i take estrogen to provide my own body with hormonal adversity. Internal struggle. Taking estrogen is an expression of my masculinity. You other guys are too feminine and woman like to take e
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@RachelFeltman
I have been saying this;
Sloths are no good.
Terrifying creatures.
Their natural habitat is the waking nightmare.
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Increasingly convinced that putting real animal ears on a person is not only viable, but trivial with modern biotechnology
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Twitter is a pretty fucked up format when u think about it.
Little fragments of you all, steaming past me endlessly. Like a glittering multicolor rain of disparate thoughts
Absolute fucking insane we build coherent models of each other through this
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Do you wish we lived in a world where good things happened to good people?
Find someone you think is good, and do something nice for them. You can just do that
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when I was off hormones I downloaded grindr again for a second, which was a terrible idea
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I did squats yesterday until I couldn't walk on a whim, and now today, and entirely different day, my legs won't work. what gives??
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Every problem in the United States is downstream of the fact that we can't sell food to each other on the streets
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@vgman94
@hawillisdc
I don't think anyone is discouraging it, just saying that it's fucked up. Because it's not being taught because it's a useful general skill, it's being taught specifically in response to these mass shootings.
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basic lessons that sometimes require conscious effort to remember
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I can perceive you btw. I probably even have thoughts and opinions about you, and you have no idea or access to what they are.
I might even be having them right now
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@mbacarella
don't know if thats applicable to a presidential candidate that presumable has access (and has had access for much of his life) to the best health care in the country with regular check ups
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@charlespohl1
@absurdistwords
It's almost like the people making the video specifically wanted to portray the protesters as the people in the wrong... 🤔
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