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food for thought
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@idnthavelockjaw
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quitting my job to pursue my real passion. Walking
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@idnthavelockjaw
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packing my husbands lunch :)
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i wish boys could get pregnant. i would find a nice incel and give him 8 babies and i would work on the farms and he would stay home and get big and fat and pregnant and have stretch marks and walk around the house barefoot and have grill cheeses made for me when i get home and
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@idnthavelockjaw
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posts like these are a sign of diseased mind and spirit. cruelty is an illness and he will suffer greatly for it
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messing with cluster b girls is fun until you wake up to this
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i love walking!! i love walking around!! and seeing things!!!!
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i’ve seen everything that’s going to happen tomorrow
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@godonlyknowsidk taking inspiration in the unlikely event that this tragedy befalls me
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doctor said i’m not allowed to eat cicadas anymore (*  ̄︿ ̄)
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@obamaspubichair me when i use big orwellian words like “thoughtcrime” to make my girlfriend seem like the bad guy for being upset when i literally TELL her i’m out looking at other women and jerking off to them,,, we live in hell
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@idnthavelockjaw
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new glasses to see birds and bugs better and harder
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in 3 weeks i will look like mike mentzer
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they should make dark circles that go away someday
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@idnthavelockjaw
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the south is such a charming place. we have billboards up that say things like. shackled by lust? jesus sets free. call (xxx) xxx-xxxx to learn the truth
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mfw i’ll never have a eunuch lover that devotes his life to protecting mine and never being able to rub balms and salves over his scab
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@idnthavelockjaw
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@daddyknives what is literature for if not to inspire !
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@idnthavelockjaw
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reelfoot!
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i sleep on my stomach with my arms tucked under my chest like an animal in the wild. keeping my vulnerable fleshy parts hidden from the cruel world while i rest
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i have a car without ac by choice.. money is not a problem for me. the constant need to throw up all over myself while driving around during the summer teaches me humility
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@2fast2furios wahoooooooo !!!
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@idnthavelockjaw
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@LAlNLAlN hatred is a disease that gnaws from within. i care about these figs so much…..
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lazy cat doesn’t know the sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; therefore shall he beg in harvest, and have nothing
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@idnthavelockjaw
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making a boy out of clay, twigs and soil to love and love me
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@cumine_ this is so beautiful :(
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@albertcamslut i read your tweets like it’s scripture. they could never make me hate you
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results of todays walk
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convincing my little brother littering is punishable by death
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i think barnacles are some of the most hideous disgusting creatures to plague this earth but all life is sacred and in order to teach myself humility i make myself look at photos of barnacle clusters before bed and writhe around on my mattress in revulsion
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i have eyes slightly too far apart to sense danger coming from all corners of the earth
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my moth grew fucking mold
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@idnthavelockjaw
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a second rootbeer float has hit my tummy
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@idnthavelockjaw
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marrying a man who eats fish so i may enjoy the beauty of fishing and learn the skill without having to ever eat a fish
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the caterpillar left me a message in this leaf in the form of strategically placed bite marks. i’ve yet to decipher its code
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@idnthavelockjaw
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stinking like sweat and soil. body covered in one million bug bites. i believe this is the life god intended for me
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i sort of enjoy when a gust of wind is so powerful it stings against your skin. it teaches me humility
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i really like it when you guys post pictures of trees and bugs and things like that
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@idnthavelockjaw
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when i was scouted to be an advisor amongst the kings court i was required to undergo a procedure to keep my mind clear and virtue intact. i was sedated with a mixture of bile, opium, henbane, and hemlock. they took a hot iron rod and cauterized it. sealing it shut forever
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@idnthavelockjaw
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some animals i’m really enjoying right now. what animals do you guys like
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i unfortunately think my soulmate is a priest or monk of some sort
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@idnthavelockjaw
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horny meme or picture of his penis. call it.
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cathedrals everywhere
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happy mother’s day to all the boys i drew mpreg fan art of
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@idnthavelockjaw
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flying out a lucky follower to my house to help me free my soul entrapped in an unbreakable ancient sealed chest so my mortal flesh may know rest and my spirit know peace
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@idnthavelockjaw
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god gave me funny looking wide set eyes to see everything that has happened and will happen
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@idnthavelockjaw
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every time you masturbate a portal to hell opens up and an angel dies
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i will wed a man who can cook or my future husband will suffer a fate similar to mine. subjected to a lifetime of dinners foraged. eating deli meats and cheeses. yogurt. pickled vegetables. and boiled eggs
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i wish i could get boys pregnant with my girls parts. this is so fucked up
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@idnthavelockjaw
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would u give a mouse a beer
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@idnthavelockjaw
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won’t be able to tweet as frequently the lord of the land has locked me away in this dungeon for challenging concepts of feudalism and aristocracy
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i had a dream about this
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jerking off thinking about the male loneliness epidemic
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having protein slop for dinner to be bigger and stronger
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@idnthavelockjaw
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came across a small grassy field with at least 15 dragonflies. i stood there with my hands out for at least 20 minutes and smiled kindly. not a single one came to me. i feel like an incel
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i tried to pick up a dead cicada right outside my apartment door. upon touching it what seems like hundreds of ants flood out from within its body leaving it deflated and flat
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@idnthavelockjaw
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every time i have an impure thought about a man i hold my hand against heated stove top as penance lest i fall victim to evil and corruption
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@AppleseedSenior she knows something we don’t,,,
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i met two owls today. one of them knows when you’ll die and the other knows how.
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@idnthavelockjaw
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things i saw on my walk; 10+ mushroom clusters, rain droplets in a spiders web, big sturdy tree for climbing near a pond, ring of large cypress knees around said tree, a rainbow. Never Kill Yourself
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@idnthavelockjaw
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would anyone be interested in this ?
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@idnthavelockjaw
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if i lose the competitive fishing tournament tomorrow will you guys unfollow me? be honest.
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i truly believe posts like this are cries for attention. there’s a specific sort of atheist that gets off on the attention they receive from being contrarian and get an odd egotistical rush from belittling people of faith. very lame and played out
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is this a bit
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@idnthavelockjaw
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we should start mating like birds. whoever wears the brightest colors and has the nicest dance gets the girl
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@idnthavelockjaw
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making potions out of mud, rocks and small weeds outside right now
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dead baby turtle found at the lake :)
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i like listening to brian jonestown massacre on hikes and pretending i’m the first woman to ever walk the earth exploring unknown untouched territory. i’m on a quest to discover the earth……
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honey wake up. it’s time for an eagle, a vessel for divine retribution to come down to this mountain you are eternally chained to and eat at your liver that rebirths every night until the end of time
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@idnthavelockjaw
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my apartment complex won’t let me have a trampoline
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touch bug tuesday 🪱
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@idnthavelockjaw
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i wish i was a sailor with a decades old feud between me and a nautical beast that took my wife and son while sailing to new lands. i need a harpoon and an eyepatch and i need to carry myself with palpable grief and dedicate my life to scouring the seas for it
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worm in a jar 🫙
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