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Come here often?
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@verysmallriver fucking hell, no way that’s 8 years old
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@CaudilloXIV This man is of the same beautiful British stock that crossed the atlantic in the 1700s. His ancestors missed the boat. Come home brother, we miss you.
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@weirddalle Underwear off, widened stance, AND clenched toes? This shit is legit. Been there brother.
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@FischerKing64 During the day, I act for others, either directly or else performatively. At night, I work for myself.
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@thaifaggot @godisangryatme Yet another day of learning we all live the exact same life
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@LegoRacers2 Marriage is up there with college and cars as one of those expenses many Americans will spend exorbitant amounts of money on, because the true meaning of life is to collect as many socially acceptable debt sources as possible and use the payments as your motivation to get you out
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@theythemhater @familyp3t i am but one internet outage from being free
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@funeralpig Me, immediately upon turning 19:
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@cowboybecsbop same but my cat gets to stay in bed
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@FOX40 Did an asteroid write this?
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@rudy_betrayed @ygpa_ No, you should be able to stop even if the car in front of you has to slam on the brakes, which this is basically the equivalent of. If the car in front of you has to brake hard for something less expected, like a pedestrian jaywalking, you aren’t entitled to rear end them.
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@holeliker im a tech late adopter, check out this sick new contraption i got today. might bring a bunch of wheat to the village in the next river valley over. see what they’ll give me for it.
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@C0mputerSvicide This is how it feels to grab Wendy’s at 2am after a night of drinking and then eat in the car, music turned down, parked in a dark parking lot overlooking the city, with just a single homie.
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@H8Neicy @gabbyyyvictoria @JerryTravone @ArtifactsHub This, of course, totally ignoring how Rome had done this many hundreds of years beforehand in Europe on an even greater scale. The bathhouse being a staple of Ancient Rome and their language having heavily influenced the very language we are using right now.
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@CrypticNoHoes @A2KenshinYT Mans developed his own vaccine in the mask
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@ManletThorin I was in a 3 hour movie, man
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@BarstoolTate spotted irl in a local deli
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@nykyt0sha I had a recurring bat in my room late 2022 — no reason to suspect a bite, but my parents sent me to the hospital for the vaccines, I wanted to chance it. Six hours waiting in the ER, since you can’t just walk in and get them anywhere, and then three follow ups. 4 big ass shots.
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@broke_wagon @PaulChairington @bocxtop The means of producing misery
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@orikron @ByYourLogic The demo from the in-car shot isn’t even real, he’s moving fast enough that there would be a jolt anyways, and also wouldn’t be able to move back several feet once the first drop came into the car.
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@lporiginalg Catch me on the first plane to North Korea JESUS no wonder Kim keeps that country all to himself
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@moigleoigletroy “colours”
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@katrinadlc At my wit’s end.
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@Theone321321 @MinModulation @CSCMurphy My sisters and I put an unbelievable amount of time into sonic 06 doing this
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@on_da_spectrum 5 hours: Man I should get up this early every day. Seeing the sunrise is awesome and the morning air is pleasant. I have time to grab some much needed coffee though. 4 hours:
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@MommyOneeChan May I use this please, ma’am
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@OfficialJlipper @MoistCr1TiKaL Holy shit it’s the Hound
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@OrwellNGoode “So don’t be afraid, have courage. Good luck.” Fuck.
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@unkonfined @LilNasX “I got the horses in the back” just took on a whole new meaning
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@mazzieuwu Ma’am this is a fire station
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@focusfronting I WILL maintain 2mph below the speed limit in the left lane of a 2-lane highway next to a Honda Civic towing a u-haul for some fucking reason going an equal speed. I will under no circumstances pass said Honda Civic. I will maintain this condition for 30 miles.
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@on_da_spectrum we stand on the shoulders of giants
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@MaxNordau @rivatez Gen Z here voting for the first time this November, and it won’t be for Biden.
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@rustedwirewitch I too am known colloquially among my work bathroom community as the “artillery witch”
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@mommyinaz @USMale7 @ZillAndreas @CollinRugg A security clearance isn’t necessary to work ITAR affected technology, nor other Export Controlled technologies; only classified items. They do, however, need to be citizens, otherwise their exposure to it would be considered an “export”.
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@SteveHamill_ @ashleighward96 @RogierJanssen @MattyWTF1 It would make sense to be with both Mclaren and Ferrari at the same time since they’re each others’ main rival.
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@skyline_owlette @summit1g Unfortunately that land is no longer the native’s land, nor was it ever going to remain their land given the massive descepancy in power between nations on this planet. The strong will do what they can, the weak will do what they must. That’s how nature goes.
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@KhalibiTheReal @AIexTBA2 @JhbTeam Not saying that this is what’s happening here, but one streamer I watch restricts his VODs to subs-only because he basically uploads them all to YouTube anyways and would rather we watch them there, as that actually helps him. Seems legit to me.
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@shogunlipstick @Qcconfidential @TheRealLetterH @ActionMelt @JerzeyJimmy @jacobdotgov I refuse to believe there are people that live here who actually use Twitter when there is heroin to be done and 4-way intersections to literally just stop in the middle of.
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@thechosenberg Two engineers I know that met at work just got married this past weekend. Do whatever works for you.
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@karl_evergreen @AvrahamAdler @historyofarmani And why do you think we waged that economic war on them? For shits and giggles?
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@IDEASOFICE_FIRE @foliosociety my sister’s christmas present to me was folio books. they’re very nice
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@DSdoc97 @OldPersonOnline I can’t believe that shit was like, 2016
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@visionsbyrose @thechadlawless @ebound @excesstential @willchamberlain @realDonaldTrump So you’re probably one of those people that believe that police officers should not take so many precautions to prevent getting shot because they “signed up for it” when they became a police officer, huh. An embassy is sovereign territory and should be defended as such.
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@dundarious @punishedpants Falcon 9 has had two vehicle-related mission failures, both due to propellant tank components experiencing failures under high pressure and in cryogenic conditions. Your friend was either joking or is simply biased to suggest that his anecdote had any relevance to the real world.
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@JimNascarfan @SnoopPettyPogg @bryanwv14 @BubbaWallace Pretty sure you’re the ignorant one here, dude.
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@morganisawizard She brought a bus to a plane fight
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@millie_issancho @R4VEN99x @mancityfan18378 @MercedesAMGF1 It’s an amazing drive from Lewis but Jesus Christ his car makes everyone else’s look like a GP2 car in a straight line
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@CountVolpe i saw these and then went down the rabbit hole and ended buying all of these ~25 minutes later on a whim while at work
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@rizberryjam @PetiteNicoco Also consider calling the police racists.
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@stickhodges oh look, it’s a wild “real communism hasn’t been tried”!
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@joero3 @mekailemmanuel @SnowdenJim @joshtpm @AndrewYang Tulsi is pretty much the only democrat that somewhat appeals to those across the aisle as well. Not sure how that hurts.
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@tomwaits4godot @Shoshyber @oliviecrois @JFGariepy @SandraGlamorous @hollowearthterf Actually it really, really is. Educated hypothesis is the foundation of the scientific method.
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@petew77 @RepDanCrenshaw When young people w/ mental illness and evil intent aren’t being taken care of we’re failing everyone.
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@neontaster They should honestly rename her to cosmic Karen
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@Coolish_Breeze @DavidOAtkins This is literally like a first week of Government and Politics topic.
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@Carl173869 @Sodapoppintv No, actually he was banned because he
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@pebbut When will it stop
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@extwthoutsavng @USmellLikeNut @UberFacts This tweet had antivaxer parents
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@RyanSawyers @SuperPWCS @PWCSNews @PWCSChairman @jenwallforpwcs @Adele4SchoolBrd If you were going to cherry pick data from the thousands of interactions he has, you’d think you could have found something a) not over a year old and b) actually supportive of your argument. One has to wonder why you still perceive the world as a schoolyard popularity contest
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@Pupperpill5833 @LegoRacers2 Woah Nelly~ you misunderstand. I fucking love debt. I swipe my credit cards like the shit’s less than free. A luxury SUV is my future wife’s god-given right. I wasn’t being facetious.
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@allgarbled the “figure it out” property isn’t the result of the mental demands of the field; it’s a result of the capital demands — or lack thereof. Anyone with a computer from this millennium and an internet connection could make it in SWE. there’s no barrier to entry.
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@Cistoran @wbyron_luck @MattyWTF1 Actually, memes aside, I feel like the driver of the day stat is usually remarkably NOT as much of a popularity contest as you might expect. Sure, the top two are always up there, but I feel like a deserving driver is usually chosen
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There is absolutely no reason for you to be reading this. If you are, well, 10 bucks says you mis-clicked.
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@var_epsilon the duality of man
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@visionsbyrose @thechadlawless @ebound @excesstential @willchamberlain @realDonaldTrump Shoot at a cop, get shot at by a cop. Attack sovereign US territory, get attacked by the people that protect sovereign US territory. This is not some reckless response specifically by Trump.
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@GaryJMatthews @MBC41214792 @Feroksz @victini0510 @DJSnM The dudes net worth is almost entirely tied to the value of his share in his companies, a valuation which is decided by the market. He makes money from increases in that valuation, while his employees are paid via the company’s revenue. Elon does not take money from their pocket.
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@Cant_stand_ya71 @morganisawizard Gah, too bad Elon Musk wasn’t born here
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@iam_harzico Yeah, fuck VAR
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@LibertyJen And if you go back, most of that other 60% was made by other Americans who pulled themselves up by the bootstraps in the past. The American Dream isn’t just about yourself.
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@palmer_again ‼️💃DIVA DOWN⬇️💃‼️ CUM-VICTED💦 FELON 🚨 DONALD TRUMP 🍊 HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA 🍆 MULTIPLE LOADS 💦 WERE SHOT 🔫😉 AT HIS HEAD 😣 BUT THEY DID 🙅‍♀️❌ NOT ❌🙅‍♀️ SLAY 💅💀 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 🙋‍♀️💅 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️ IF
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@AzozDaGamer @RoughTimes6 @sone1ka @nadpnw1 As many as I could fit in 4 pictures :/
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@SaadSha29773518 @RichardGribble1 @IDF Unsurprisingly, nation under attack is not particularly sympathetic to its attackers.
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@KrogerSteroids We used to be a proper country.
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@rashnok @NotMALBEC The Keynes of our times
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@eaganspeculator @_ftdoblas Spain made a good punish against our questionable goalie, then proceeded to hack and slash at every ball like it was a kickboxing match, and is surprised that they lost to penalties.
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@MrPrudentialist My favorite 16 seconds of every week
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@Charles76272606 @PunishedSaw @LeeBrowski Who tf let the middle schoolers have phones… God bless them
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@benshapiro @neontaster This is the greatest crossover on my timeline
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@12SDN91 @EricDJuly At first I was like, “wow that’s neat, it’s something to call out racists!” and then it turned about to be a blind dog that barks anytime it encounters someone that doesn’t give it treats.
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@AmericanRanger4 The space “race” was just another proxy for the ideological battle we call the Cold War. While speed sure as hell plays a part, the ultimate determinate for victory is the glory done for the cause — while every Soviet first is followed by an American second, the legacy of Apollo,
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@bebotlou @JScottMcPhee @nytimes Doesn’t matter if it’s okay, that’s how it is.
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@emilyjnyc @MassJumbo @nzsamueltaylor I95 runs along the eastern, non mountainous side of Virginia, near the coast. I81 is the interstate that runs through the mountains, but I highly doubt he wrote the song about an interstate highway.
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@heyitsMattCaron putting my etsy haul to shame
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