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I can guarantee you that a man would never do this to another man, men are very generous creatures kwa sherehe
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It may not what you think, this is how we ship diesel for heavy equipment on site, excavators, graders, dozers, rollers etc, now consider a CAT 330D consumes 20L of diesel every hour hio fuel inawezakua haitoshi ata 1 day kwa construction site
Trust Kenyans. Petrol Stations should not allow this stupidity.
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Now that I'm well over 260,000 kms on my dudu, below is a thread of some of the places my dudu has taken me across our beautiful country.
1. Lamu, dudu did 800kms to and 800kms back without breaking a sweat 😅
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Do you know that most ambulances will not come unless you confirm for them that you have a hospital and bed reserved for your patient. A colleague of mine learnt this the hard way. 🙁
The case involving Dj Brownskin should be a good reminder to have emergency contact numbers. Here's a list I found for 24/7 ambulance services.
RT to create awareness. This may save a life one day.
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Does this count?
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People who have turned up for census interviews, "kazi kwa jobless youths"😂😂😂
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Another victim of "consultant Engineer ni wa kukula pesa yako bure...nyumba tumejenga mingi sana"
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Yesterday I met a guy with the coolest engine swap builds. A green Golf MK4 Variant with a 1.8T 20v Audi TT 225hp BAM engine.
17rts pekee niwapee thread ya his swap "journey"
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Exhibit No.2
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@alexmwanzo
Hello Alex and other fellow flatbed anonymous members, I have owned seventeen different Bimmers and I have to say I found it very economical to buy and add a flatbed to my fleet. Before, on average I had to call a flabed every fifteen minutes.
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Another proof that white people fear nothing but black people
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Mbona hako kacontainer kako na fanta orange?
The kacontainer:
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Murica is one hell of a country, the Diesel Brothers bought decommissioned military Black Hawk, a fcukin Black Hawk and spent millions of $ restoring and upgrading it. Now they fly around in a blacked out Black Hawk.
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I could definitely get used to this working from home thingy,
- unaamka 8 bila traffic to look forward to,
- lunch is whatever time you want
- Savings za fuel na parking unabuy masnacks
- by 4 umefunga plantation and can squeeze in 2 hours of exercise
Veery nice, veery nice
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Unaanza kuambiwa vile hio nduthi yako ulinunuliwa na mamako, mbele ya umati 😂😂😂
In here it usually smell like crazy, but the only downside of watching Football here is, the banter can get too personal. If you're weak avoid
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Ukiona bei ya gari yako kwa price ya headlamp replacement remember to be humble starting today 😂😂😂
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But Sharz pia si mjinga mnataka aseme scammer ndio mjue nani aligwara, it will never happen, she's one step ahead of you
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Biggest automotive scam of our childhood:
"Unajua Mercedes ikianza kwenda mbio huwa inalalisha miguu (camber) ndio ikimbie kabisa?"
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@XladeOrain
That other gender cannot comprehend. Mimi nishawahi wekewa pombe kwa jam hapo Kiamumbi na msee sijui. Aliona niko na tumbler akafungua dirisha😂😂
I need to clarify that I was not driving before they show up with pitchforks
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Short thread of how I got my current job.
A friend (biochem graduate) whom we used to play FIFA with on the regular at my place after university had gone to hunt for a job at a certain company.
Have you ever secured a job in Kenya solely based on merit, without any connections, networking, or bribery involved?
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Maybe I understand because I used to ferry over 1000L of diesel to a dam construction site daily for months using a pickup.
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I'm here wondering whether the design factored in this kind of loading condition 👷♂️💀
Reasonable assumptions:
- Water Depth = 0.4m
- Carriage Width = 9m
- Beam span = 30m
- Water density = 9.81kN/m3
0.4 x 9 x 30 × 9.81 = 1,059.48 kN
1,059.48kN = 108.04 Tonnes
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On this very day he met the MD who told him they were looking to hire a graduate civil engineer at that time and asked him to refer someone.
Bronje called me akaniambia niende nijaribu bahati yangu kesho. Long story short, I was asked to report on Monday and it's been 3 years.
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@Kimuzi_
1st sem of 1st year ilikua majamaa wa national schools kama Maseno, alliance, et al kujiona mabeberu, CAT ya kwanza ya structures ikitoka inalima kila mtu iki-level ground bila kubagua. Kuanzia hapo hautaskia mtu akisema vile alikua Mang'u 😂😂😂 dark days those ones
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23rts and I'll do a thread on how such structures are designed to resist/withstand earthquake loads
One building standing in Kahramanmaras: The Chamber of Civil Engineers
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See how happy that man is? Nothing else can bring you such joy as a built car 😅😅
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We now have 2 more Polos in the family 💪 call me Influensar!!
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Afande: Weka gari kando, wapi licence?
Unajua hii class B unafaa kuendesha uber chap chap peke yake. Hapa unahitaji class E. Twende station!
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PS diesel is not flammable, it is combustible, two different things. If you pour diesel in a basin and throw a lit match, the match stick will go out.
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So mamen
@alexmwanzo
should not engage with any brand that will later turn out to be a scam? How is he or anyone else supposed to know that before?
When you voted for Ruto based on his promises did you know kitakuramba?
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People on the replies would make you think that each oil marketer (Shell, Total, Rubis etc) imports, stores and transports to the stations their fuel separately. Which is quite far from the fact.
Total Kileleshwa has most likely sold me adulterated fuel. Fueled at 9:45am, parked at 9:55am. Started car at 11:10am and EPC, check engine, ESP & system failure dashboard lights were all on. Switched it off and restarted, decided to drive for a bit but my car lost power just -
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Hao Gen Z ukiwaambia watembee na hizi "kicks" for 1 day utaanza kusikia cases za "inhumane working conditions"
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Ndio nimetoka kupeleka watu wangu kanisa, ushers wa gate wakauliza mbona huwa nawaleta alafu natoka
"si leo ubaki atleast usikie neno". 🙆🏿♂️
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Niko hapa with my pal taking delivery of his dads annual BMW X5 M57 spare turbo from the UK. 😅
That thing consumes one turbo every year, that's why he always has to have a spare one, same way you cannot drive peacefully without a spare tyre.
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The male version of "wah sasa utadoo?" Is "cheza kama wewe buda"
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My vehicle insurer has doubled my annual premium just because I had a claim last year.
I now understand people who live by third party, I might join the club this year
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Sasa Golf and Audi guys prepare juu mtakua mnakimbizwa na imprezas on the highways and bypasses on a daily 😂😂😂 effective today
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Do you guys know how hard it is for a structure to collapse like this? Maze number of safety factors in the design stage are meant to be fool proof unless you have no idea of what you are doing. Ukiona nyumba imeanguka jua the limits of reckless abandon were exceeded
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Getting rid of transmission and engine dipsticks is one of the worst decisions by most vehicle manufacturers.
Checking and topping up vehicle fluids should be an easy task that can be done by anyone.
And you wonder how old cars used to last that long
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A friend of mine with a garage alioshwa a clean 60k+ by a BMW 320i guy. He "reunited" na jamaa wa bimmer who was a childhood friend from his village Pri School. BMW guy brought the car for a suspension overhaul, shocks, bushes, engine & transmission service among other things.
We have always had a discussion of how clients have been fucked by garages now let’s reverse and how have clients fucked a garage?
Discuss
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Car twitter rules are clear, very clear, if you want some attention say that a TX is quicker than a Golf hapo Kinungi and you will get all the attention you ordered, see Lrts for context 🤣🤣
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Cars can be very toxic to your bank account, but I'd not have it any other way.
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@OsamaOtero
Unless they have the cash(around 100k)for a really high end and quality soundbar, they should go for homethetre.
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Wait until you own an unreliable european car (definitely not a Land rover or a bimmer😅) utapata umejua the 17 digit alphanumeric chasis number as you will be using it to every weekend to buy parts😂😂
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Ata mkinyamaza najua si mimi pekee nimeshtuka kupata bei ya candle ilifika 100/=
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Not too bad for something that you can pay for using MPesa and not exhaust your daily limit.
@mbarani
you asked, I know the engine bay cleanliness is not upto standard but will strive to do better😅
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Alafu most people don't know that "light years" is a unit used to measure distance and not time.
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@alexmwanzo
Mimi nayo hapa sina story juu kiburi niko nayo haiwes tolerate any form of disrespect from anyone, ANYONE! Afadhali nikufe njaa lakini dignity muhimu.
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We are now making fun of honest parents because they didn't steal, this app and thirst for rts smh.
The only person who is not corrupt in Kenya is one who hasn't had the opportunity to steal.
Next week ni kwenda kuona mzazi na shopping ya punch... Akizusha unamuuliza alikua wapi watu wakigrab mashamba 💉💉....
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Suicide mission if you ask me, you'll crash into a trailer and your airbag sensors will have no idea what's going on🤣🤣
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Credit to the thieves, this is one professional grade job in disassembling the car, those parts have been removed by someone who knew where each bolt and clip was 😂😂. Hii si kazi ya those petty thieves who can't take a out a sidemirror without breaking it
Apa solution ni kupiga number zile huwa kwa poster kwa miti za stima
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This is what I used to do every other weekend a few years ago, and then capitalism happened 😭, anyway in life some changes are inevitable.
Frame 1 is the bypass circuit: Eastern bypass - southern bypass - western bypass - North bypass
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As promised;
Generally, building structures are subject to forces/loads mostly vertical plane (Y-axis).
1. Dead load (DL): The weight of the structure itself.
2. Live load (LL): The weight of items in the building like people and furniture, also called imposed load
23rts and I'll do a thread on how such structures are designed to resist/withstand earthquake loads
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This week I've been on assignments that saw me criss-cross the entire Loresho estate inside and out, and let me tell you, the message is clear 😅: I need to work hard, not smart, very hard, much harder than I ever thought, the quality of soft life there is on another level.
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@goofie2ass
Wewe ni wale ukilewa unaanza za
"wee! wewe! Iko wapi pombe yako? Nani hana pombe hapa?"
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Inakaa hawa wasee wa Forged Iron feet walikua evenly distributed county-wide 😅
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Guys I'm no influencer or anything but my Uncle just opened his hotel.
BURAHA ZENONI HOTEL AND RESORT
In Nakuru, along Nakuru - Naivasha highway
help me promote and market his business. A retweet will go along way.
For more info check out His FACEBOOK
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I covered 300kms with a "quarter tank" 😬😬. No lie 💯.
I filled up yesterday evening reset my odometer to 0.00 and drove 300kms today.
My fuel gauge currently stands at 3/4.
Fact: the fuel gauge is not faulty at all.
But there's more than meets the eye.
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Someone please educate me as to why you might need 10 holes on a rim. Perhaps chief resskar conosowa
@king_hysteria
anajua
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It'd be hard task for anyone to convince me that there's a more reliable car than this🤣
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@alexmwanzo
Bet I can find a clean locally used Tiguan for 2M.
Why? Because the Q5 is more expensive 😂
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Is this the same year a someone here was replacing his Merc E-klasse sound system with some abomination from kenwood or pioneer?
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Leo jioni nilijiona Chuck Norris tukabeba pole ya 10m, almost size kama zile za KPLC ndume mbili. Tukaibeba kitu 100m kwa site.
Sahii ndio napata ripoti, I think I might have relocated my shoulder 😭😭
Bibi amesema niendee massage kwa huyo tulikua tumeshikiana na yeye
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Maintenance parts aka wear and tear items is where I draw the line when it comes to buying used car parts.
Think of it this way, for me a used wheel is okay but a used tyre is not. A used spring is okay but a used shock is not.
Various circumstances can force the situation...
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Kama haujawahi amka asubuhi uoge, ukunywe breakfast uende hustle yako alafu life decides it's your day to own the biggest L, na urudi nyumbani quietly with your giant L, then next day you wake up like nothing happened, are you even a men?😅
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@alexmwanzo
I'm no prophet but hio gasket ya Subaru itabadilishiwa hapo Karatina ikimaliza Kangocho
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Do you know why you are told to wait for concrete to cure for 28days? Well its strength is gradual
1. At 7 days it is at 65% strength
2. At 14 days it is at 90% strength
3. At 21 days it is at 94% strength
4. At 28 days it is at 99% strength
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