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Post any car you are selling (not more than Ksh 4 Million) under this tweet!
Include Cost
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Let's gooo...
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Nime overtake hizi gari zote alafu naskia aty "simama pale ninunue cabbage!"
Womenz!
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Mark X drivers wakiwa Ruracio Nyandarua alafu kuanze kunyesha
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Retweet this photo by
@Dennohspinner
and his son until they get a sponsored vacation!
RETWEET!
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Subaru boys came in numbers, but its the 4×4s for me. Guys parked their cars anywhere and set up their tents. Some even had Chefs. Subaru boys ni pombe na smokies.
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You cannot own this car with a salary. We do not know any company/industry you own that has huge turnovers to warrant such a purchase.
This is corruption.
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I would rather get a Subaru Outback for Ksh 3.3M than get a Toyota Harrier for Ksh 3.5M
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Small World!!!
Anyway, wacha nifike hapa Nanyuki nirudi.
Asanteni
@PAL_Kenya
and
@jetmanglobal
for the Private Jet.
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Another morning to remind you that there is no Vehicle known as the V8!
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What i have been trying to say about the Expressway has been simply put.
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My instructions to AI 👇
A poor kenyan homestead in the village with a first generation landrover defender and dogs around. A woman can be on a mat doing some work.
The Results:
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Big up to drivers who flash lights at you on the highway because you drive the same models.
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Before we talk about the Nduthi guy, Look at the front tyres of this Miraa pick up😅
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Rent a car similar to the one you have, so you can switch the tyres...i can't teach y'all everything!
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Big up to trailer drivers who indicate left meaning that it is clear to overtake and right when it is not clear. You are cherished.
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Online Writing bro
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Me waving to random strangers so that they can be left wondering who is that that recognized them.
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Always do research before buying that car, sasa ona Kennar alinunua TX haina diff lock.
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About two months ago along Uhuru highway, a middle aged man selling balls approached me. Gave him a nod that i wasnt interested but i could see him talking, rolled down the window to hear what he was saying...
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Bank Acc Balance: Ksh 1100
Search History: Mercedes Benz AMG C63s
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We do not take fishing advice from the fish!
Crew ya “hey hi hey hi” kwa DMs kama farasi, this is how to slide into DMs, and it works
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Post any car you are selling (not more than Ksh 1 Million) under this tweet!
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How BMW name their Sedan Cars,
Seen a BMW 320i or 735i and you dont know what the numbers and letters mean?
I have simplified it for you...
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Car Theft In Kenya Final Remarks
•Get a Car Track, even two
•Cutouts are important
•Ficha Kabambe kwa Gari
•Install Steering lock, gear lock e.t.c
•Omba Mungu saana
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Just incase you forgot...
Car Theft In Kenya Final Remarks
•Get a Car Track, even two
•Cutouts are important
•Ficha Kabambe kwa Gari
•Install Steering lock, gear lock e.t.c
•Omba Mungu saana
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Having your car imported directly to you is cheaper than buying from a dealership!
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So i reverse parked and went into a supermarket huku Kasarani only to find a watchman and some other men waiting for me. Apparently you are not supposed to reverse park near an ATM machine,
We learn everyday.
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If you cant maintain a diesel mazda, leave it alone!
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So you guys think that the owner of that "Maybach" couldnt pay?😂😂😂
Welcome to money laundering, get money illegally, buy the car, sell it at auction to highest bidder, get you clean money.
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VW Golf Windshield is still intact! Thats says alot.
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Toyota Premio is almost hitting Ksh 2.8M thanks to our Mt Kenya brothers.
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So you want to lie to young people that you sell over 25 cars a week?
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Before you sleep,. Remember your car is being driven by someone else in another country. When they get tired, we will sell you your dream car.
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From exchange ya Kairo na huyo experienced Pilot, ni kama kina KOT Socha na Njambi were lucky to come back alive😂
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Bank Acc Balance, ksh 2800
Search History, 'Volvo XC90'
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If this Peugeot overtakes you know that it has been fitted with the V6 Mark X Engine!
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A hilarious thread of Kenyans on facebook with their experiences with cars.
Take note😅
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If you buy a Mazda Diesel - Take it for DPF delete
If you buy A Nissan - Have the CVT Fluid checked
If you buy a Toyota - Install Several car tracks
If you buy a Mercedes ???
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Another day to remind you that Nissan Note guys should not bully you on the road! They have 96HP.
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Another day to remind you that a Toyota Allion is cheaper than a toyota Premio, the difference between these two cars is the same!
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This is a 2015 VW Touareg at the port. You wont believe how much the client saved.
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Why would anyone in their right mind spend Ksh 1.5M on a Toyota Axio?
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Another day to remind you that a Lorry at 80km/h and a small car at 80km/h are both at the same speed and will therefore cover the same distance at the same time! Mambo ya Large wheels is all lies.
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Life is really hard out here. If you can, promote that hustler.
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Subarus have got nothing on Golfs when it comes to speed! Let them not scare you around with exhaust sounds!
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Huku Lumumba drive i see guys Wakikula kwa mathe daily and they drive very nice cars, Subaru, VWs and Audis.
Of importance is happiness💪
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A friend was on Jiji and saw pictures of the car he bought 4 months earlier still on sale.
The seller even gave him a date to go see the car himself. He had to go outside and confirm kama bado iko parking!
Ogopa Jiji😅
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Pale Facebook Wameamua ku share their Ls in Cars!
Thread...
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Own a car with the first letter of your name, lets go...
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I doubt women know what overtaking means to us men. So, never try to tell us when and where to stop. Kama nikuenda kujisaidia, vumilia hadi nairobi and let me overtake this Mark X for my mental health.
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I have noticed that married men are very angry during long distance travels when their wives are in the car, it's even worse if the children are also there.
A risky overtake just because a toyota axio...
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Thinking he was joking, i took his number and he gave me a football, i was shocked.
Me: Na nikikosa kukutumia pesa
Him: Atleast ukienda na ball niko na hope utatuma doo, afadhali nirudi kwa nyumba na mipira less, itanipea syk ya kuamkia job kesho".
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A golf hit a matatu head on. The message is clear.
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So many Mazdas and VWs on the roads nowadays! Whats happening to that popular brand?
Overpricing?
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Jamaa ameambiwa ati "No wonder you couldnt read a contract" 😂😂😂😂
Wash wash and money laundering are two different things.
Wash wash = Cheap Scams like carding or money multiplication
Money laundering = Incorporating dirty money (ie proceeds of crime from the scams above) into a countries financial system through transactions that conceal
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'Parts are not available'
'Nissans are not good cars'
'Mazda diesels are problematic'
'Usinunue Land Rover'
Just Know how to maintain a car na uache mambo mingi!
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Instead of a Prado Tx 2700cc, you can buy either of the following cars.
1. Isuzu Mux
2. Toyota Hilux
3. Toyota Fortuner
4. Mitsubishi Pajero
5. Land Rover Discovery
They will not embarrass you.
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What is the highest speed you have achieved on a Kenyan Road? Dont lie.
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Car sales zinaenda chini each and every day for reasons well known to us, if you can, postpone that purchase. Najua mimi ni mtu wa magari but wacha niwaambie ukweli, for now its not worth it, unless wewe uko tech na unadai gari kama hio nimepin kwa page yangu.
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Yesterday on Southern Bypass, from Langata to Kikuyu, i hooted at every driver who kept Right at slow speeds until they changed lanes!
Keep left unless overtaking!
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The Nissan Juke is proof that women dont really care much about looks.
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This 8th Generation of the Land cruiser seems to be the most preferred by Kenyans!
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A Trip to Mombasa and Back? Which Speed demon are you taking?
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Car Twitter, your thoughts?
Bentley is going for Ksh19.5m on frame 1
Rutune is selling at Ksh 17.9 on Frame 2
*Note that this is the same car.
Hii mwaka nayo lazima niwaambie ukweli kuhusu prices za gari
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I have relatives who cant drive in Nairobi and they are qualified drivers. They leave their cars kama Westlands ama Kiambu wanazichukua wakirudi kwao.
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Me when I remember that Toyota discontinued the Premio
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Khalif Kairo needs to relax, he is not doing himself any good. Guy gets cooked every week.
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If you want good deals on locally used cars, make your way to Jamuhuri Grounds. Huku kuna hadi gari za 200k.
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You are also looking at the economy of Uganda in one picture.
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David Njoroge detached brakes from his vehicle and took it for inspection at NTSA.
Your guess is as good as mine,
The Vehicle passed the inspection with flying colours.
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If a client wants to buy the premio, let him first drive a mazda Atenza Sedan then the VW Jetta finally the Premio, watch his facials closely. Ask him which of the three he prefers.
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If you have money and you dont want a German car, get a Toyota Crown Athlete, Toyota Mark X or a Nissan Skyline. These cars are gems!
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Even that car is never yours, it's your turn with it.
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I have heard people complaining about being outdone by a 'Matatu'. It was Probably this 3.0L Turbo Diesel Toyota Hiace!
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Its My Birthday!
Thank You for the support Car Twitter.
As I turn a year older i dedicate my knowledge on cars to this community💪.
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The Toyota Fortuner does not receive the attention it deserves. Beast that one!
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Kuna dealers wamenikasirikia saana since nianze kuongea mambo ya imports😂
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Instead of buying that over priced Toyota Car,
There are better Honda, Nissan and Mazda Models that are cheaper.
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This week, a woman selling waru at Kibunja near Molo also told me the same thing. "Kijanaa enda na hizi waru ile siku utapata pesa unitumie pesa" i really felt this.
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Move out of the way when you sense that the vehicle overtaking wont make it to its lane. Its not a matter of who is wrong and who is right, it is a matter of life and death!
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Nimeona Outback with CVT trans flashing lights at GTI DSG asonge to slower lane. Mad gapping afterwards.
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Fun fact.
The duty of this car will buy you around 29 SUZUKI ALTOS! 29!
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Drive a manual uphill during traffic or serve 15 years in jail?
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