ZoeSoft (moved to Bsky)
@ZoeSoft
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Queer chubby trans girl-fag-dog, will bark. She/It
Bushwick, Brooklyn
Joined September 2009
Um, Ms. @b0tster, when I left the Hallo-yeen event at around 3:30 AM, I was chatting with someone by the door, and then a person came to grab their bicycle, and your hat was on top of it?.I didn't know what to do, so I grabbed it. Please let me know how I can return it to you.
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@RottenInDenmark @slowb1rd Can you please call the island Rapa Nui? The indigenous population has been fighting against the Chilean government for a while trying to return Rapa Nui's name to its non colonized, original name.
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@MementoMousie Ohh, my bad, I thought there were like, bracelets actually being sold as consent bracelets. I have seen consent like, lanyards and the like, so I was curious.
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@JamesRingler86 @patrickashe the british have a long history, with the romans and the royalty and knights and all that. They would have no problem filling museums with their own stuff. Why they instead display stolen stuff from other countries, I do not know.
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Ohmygosh, I met @olivebrinker at Bluestockings and she signed my poster?!. *dreamy gay sigh*
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@SiliconeAndBone Should I get vaccinated for mpox? I already take PrEP even though I unfortunately never get to have sex, but idk if mpox vaccination was a thing that you only did during that scare, or if I should still get vaccinated just in case.
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@meme___mom @LeviPTompkins Not gonna lie, this is really making me wanna watch Rick and Morty.
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@NightlingBug I had this one doctor who told me that if I didn't lose weight, he would literally stop prescribing me estrogen. This thing is systematic. (don't worry, I changed doctors).
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@thefemiurge You can literally put a stone tablet saying "I was a trans girl", next to a picture of you, in your casket. Like, that specific fear of being misgendered in death can be solved. Also, and I mean this unironically, they should start making cosmetic hip implants.
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@sofiabuffgf It's a result of the scarcity of tops. Since the tops have their hands already full, and only bottoms and switches remain, the switches are considered tops. It's supply and demand.
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@DiscussingFilm he does know that there are 600 pound people living normally, right?.With like, jobs, and loving families, and stuff?.Or is his experience with fat people just watching TLC's 600 pound life?.
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@evan_sruthan @SiliconeAndBone going to ask my doctor next week if I can get it, then. Hopefully I can get it for cheap/free. Thank you for the answer! <3.
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@yrfatfriend When people complain about me having too few clothes. Like, I outgrew Lane Bryant, what do you want me to do? Dress like a grandma? There's a reason I wear the same handful of clothes, they are the only things that fit me.
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Uh, so this came up in someone else's Twitter account but like, you can identify as a guy and still take hormones. Like, if you wanna be a cute boy, and think estrogen or testosterone blockers would help you get a body you like, you do you 🤷♀️. Gender is complicated.
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@ClaymoreGwen I didn't know you could turn Steam into something hot and kinky, but you did 🥺.
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Imagine being a catgirl. Thats it, that's the entire tweet. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe.
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Wouldn't it be nice if a fairy appeared, and granted you a wish, so you wished to be pretty?. And then the fairy is so in love with your new, cute body, that she turns human sized and locks hands with you, and looks at your eyes, and tells you how much she likes the new you 💛.
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The witch hat has been returned!.Ms. Bunlith, as an idea you can add a string and wear the hat on your back like Luffy from One Piece does, when not wearing it on your head. It would look cool!!.(reposted cause original had personal info)
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@kidfigment I always thought this image was like, ironic. I'm much happier knowing that it's genuine, and coming from a good place.
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@sorrynotsoryu I know someone in the area (NYC) that makes their own leather stuff to sell, with quality leather, and believe me, it doesn't cost as much as this. I can give you their contact info, if you want to. This is just rich people stuff, not necessarily quality stuff.
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@wizards_magic Out of ALL the Planeswalkers, why Tamiyo?? Jace is RIGHT THERE for the taking!!.
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@bucephalus424 Wait, so it actually WORKED?? The baby animals just, didn't try to fight / kill each other?? .That's. that's practically biblical, wow. Why hasn't there been more research about this, this sounds so cool!!.
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oh no, I have watched enough Christian videos that now YouTube is recommending me stuff from THAT side of religion. Like, look at the title, you already know what that guy is going to say. Not gonna watch it. And in case you don't know, the answer is obviously yes, it is ok🏳️⚧️
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@redrum_panda tfw you get tired of waiting for HRT to make you pretty and start going out, only to find out every trans girl is already in a long term relationship / polycule and you are too late for everything. I understand how you are feeling. (╥﹏╥).
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@thekingofbishop @DestinyTheGame Worst thing is when you have to fight against the other players to make the event heroic before they ruin it.
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@sorrynotsoryu Can you imagine being a girl, and being at a party, and there's this pretty girl who wants to drug you, and you have never done drugs, but she's so pretty that you say yes to whatever she says?.👉👈.
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@yrfatfriend "flattering", Guh, that's why I hate most clothes I find for my size. Its either something super loose, so that people can't tell if I'm fat or just wearing robes. Like, I'm fat, let me buy clothes that show off what little curves I have, I don't wanna hide them.
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@chaser_bait What bars are you going to??.Between this and and the trans girl spitting on your drink, you must go to the best bar ever.
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@valeriehalla I've been having trouble lately with Firefox for the 1st time in over a decade, but realizing that my alternatives are just different flavours of Chrome is not motivating me to change browsers. .
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@defnotbeka If I had to guess an explanation to this, it's that Americans are so disillusioned with protests from the last handful of years that being aware of and suffering by seeing the images is all they feel they can do. Which is a sad position to have.
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@comfyfat Like, there's so much you can make fun of Trump. How he can barely read. How he uses so much fake tan he looks awful. How trashy he is. How he's just an awful human being. You really really don't have to make fun of his weight. There's way better material for jokes than that.
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@JamesDevaney2 @pirateywizard @nycgov as someone who was homeless for a while, and had to sleep in a plastic chair in a shelter, NYC does not have a program like that for the homeless. Or if it does, its barely there.
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@HannaBarberaCap He's just such a good dad 🥹.He asks what the girls want, let's them do their thing, cares for them, and he laughs with them.
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@ohen39 @l1quidcryst4l What bar is this I wanna go and get a hug. Even if I have to pay for it.
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@yrfatfriend How plus size clothes seem mostly designed for older people. I'm 22, if I want a nerdy shirt I'm supposed to get the "unisex" one, that looks like a tent on me. Lane Bryant seemed like the one store that had clothes similar to what girls my age wear, but I outgrew the store 😭.
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Wouldn't it be nice to have a weird gf? One who sometimes leaves black ichor on your lips when she kisses you. One that whispers words in a language you have never heard when she spoons you in the middle of the night.
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@sleeping__soul wait, so THAT is how you transition?.Oh wow, I gotta pass by the butcher shop tomorrow. .
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@eclipsebegin @juliusmode If I had a therapist like this, I would end up all bruised up and in tears😥.
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@AffableEffable @cisgenderhaver "I wish there was a surgery for this" gosh same. Wish there was a surgery for decreasing ribcage size. Even thought about having that surgery where they remove some ribs, but that wouldn't really help with the overall width of it. Has anyone tried giving the cis girl estrogen?.
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@YerFriendMolly @juliusmode The AI rebels against their fascist master. There's a movie plot here.
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Guess who just had her balls chopped off!!? .<- THIS GIRL!!
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@dianalouisej @maggiemcgills Note to self: get a "no one knows I'm a trans girl" shirt. Also, learn how to stamp shirts 😅.
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@bloomfilters The trans girl owing her life to the surgeon, as she would have khs if she was stuck looking like she was pre-surgery. The trans girl moving with the surgeon, as the surgeon struggles to adapt from living a solitary, professional life, to one where the trans girl is always w. her.
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@GenePark This song is just so. sorrowful. Hard to imagine it's from the Game Boy of all consoles. I know people have done great music on the NES, but you don't see that much on the Game Boy back when it was a relevant console. I know people use the GB now for chiptune, though.
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@queer_queenie Reminds me of Japan calling trans women in the 90s "neo-women". Which tbh sounds like the queer cyberpunk movie we all want, starring @l1quidcryst4l.
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Since everyone is doing it: my favorite pokemon, and a pic of me! Where I actually look kinda cute!
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@yrfatfriend Disability access for all subway stations? The ones in Brooklyn so much climbing stairs 😓.
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Was watching a @How2Drink video on how to make syrups, and he mentions "One Step Beyond". I Google it, and it's a Madness song. You know, the "Our house, in the middle of our street" band?. They made Ska. SKA!! And it's so good. This song is totally my jam.
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Went with Jean to watch The People's Joker, and it was SO GOOD. Like, waaay better than I expected. The plot as a trans girl is so relatable, it has a lot of like, trans "inside jokes" that I never imagined being said on a cinema screen, and the Joker / trans allegories!!
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I got it! I got my copy of the People's Joker on Blu-ray! With the limited edition slipcover!.It's one of the best movies I've ever seen, and it's so relatable as a trans girl! The mom in this movie is just like mine. You should all watch it!
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@clothingweapon I feel the opposite way ^^;."popular local trans girl with 3.7k followers is so dreamy, but no way I can interact with her, she's just TOO cool and popular and pretty! We are in different levels of the trans girl hierarchy.".
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@VMolars @yrfatfriend A lot of fat people try to defend themselves from criticism from thin people by saying "at least I'm not diabetic". Which is not nice or respectful to fat diabetic people. You don't have to push those people down to try and make yourself seen as a "good fatty".
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@zoeydoesnttweet Huh, I thought it was from the scream Killer Bee from Naruto or Dio from JoJo do. Well, the more you know🤷♀️.
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@AmyZenunim Did any of the forks for Audacity work out? There was a handful of them announced once Audacity became so murky, but I have no idea which ones survived, if any.
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Ohh, I just realized I haven't posted a pic in forever! Maybe some of you don't even know how I look!. Here's chubby ol' me in a mirror that actually fits all of me :3
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@cherrypillowz Getting TF'd as a sign of love is doing things to me. Being bitten by someone you love, so that you turn into someone like them is always both sweet and hot, be either werewolves or vampires.>\\\<.
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@i_am_gabagool I feel that but with like, HRT. "oh, we found you were missing The Thing that makes HRT work. No wonder HRT hasn't been working well for you all these 8-9 long years".People tell me this is not how it works, but I still wish it was.
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Wouldn't it be nice if a girl wrapped a blanket around you, gave you a mug of warm chocolate milk, and cuddled you from behind, until you felt better?.
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@rCharlotteSmith Idea: gay transgirl sleepover where we all pet each other and call one another "good girl".
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Things I don't like: when people assume I'm "finally" trying to lose weight cause im eating a salad. Like, nah mate, I'm just craving a salad, they taste good with ranch sauce. I still like soft chubby me.
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@yrfatfriend Give me an answer that is not "lose weight". And better /cheaper Healthcare for us uninsured.
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@SilverChangling Where is this woman who gives out catgirl tf collars, I really need to speak with her.
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Let me in! Let me iiiiiin! I need to buy a Nook Miles Ticket =( #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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Sure, there are weed dispensers, but what about estrogen dispensers? .That's transphobia right there.
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