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puppy asuka
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@sorrynotsoryu
puppy asuka
2 years
I need a lanyard wearing, privacy invading, cigarette smoking NSA dommy mommy to talk down to me right this very instant or I surely will die
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to the girl two rows in front of me named Eris with dyed black hair and a dog collar: I know what you are (a potential friend)
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DEEP ⬇️ SUBSTRATE 〰️ FOLIATED ➖ KRYPTONITE 🪨 KRYPTONITE 🪨 SYNTHETIC KRYPTONITE 🤖 KRYPTONITE ALTERNATIVES ↔️ KRYPTONITE SUBSTITUTES 🔄 I MEAN 🤷 THE AMOUNT 🙄 OF TIME 🕜 SPENT PONDERING 🤔 THIS GRUBBY 🤬 LITTLE BIT 🤏 OF ROCK 🪨 IS SADLY 😢 ASTONISHING 🤯
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I do not remember turning my alarm off at 11am...
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I took the drugs and the drugs aren't working
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uh oh it's getting light out
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I took the drugs and the drugs aren't working
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what if I ate a bowl of buttered noodles what then?
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maybe if I get back to work I will feel better about myself... the issue is I'm starting over at entry level in a new field and it's been so long since I last did that
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one day I hope someone will love me like my sister loves her dog
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the upside of only becoming hot when I'm older is that I know the real reason I'm single is my personality
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Mélusine
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some of y’all
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like the racist impulse, the fascist impulse is an inescapable artifact of the culture in which we were raised. from birth, we are surrounded by little facisms and the expectations and thought patterns that those little facisms inculcate do not go away just because we get woke
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I have gotten in trouble for pointing out the, very human, tendency to replicate fascist thinking (the fascist impulse), does not go away just because one is an anti-fascist but I don't stop because I'm a left communist and being annoying but right is my job
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me when I unthinkingly replicate the fascist concept that physical appearance is based on one's moral value even though I myself am not a fascist
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@nussyandrews
nussyandrews
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Not to be a cunt but some of you looked better pre ffs, “clockier,” maybe, but better. Don’t let them give u that nose
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@WhaleOil2
🍁 WhaleOil2 🍁
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A fitting punishment for anyone who is found guilty of such a heinous crime shall be cycles of vacuum exposure until death.
@BurstangelIn
BurstAngel15
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Automatic death sentence to anyone who damages the dome wall with malicious intent.
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sometimes I wish I'd been able to be hot and young instead of coming to it later in life
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puppy asuka
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going to the range so I can get better at shooting my shot
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thank you @etymology_nerd for backing me up on this https://t.co/7aBY4DQjlr
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I have to pee
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unfortunately I have to go with c
@JoshuaBarzon
Josh Barzon
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You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?
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