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NOTED LONG RANGE HIGH VELOCITY KINETIC AMMUNITION DELIVERY SYSTEM (for women) / Alice Charlotte / she/her / lesbian / 🔞 / 🖤
Joined April 2017
this account is for women who want to fuck other women nasty in mech cockpits. keep that in fucking mind.
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oh to make out with a girl in bed like clumsy horny teenagers.
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i love when military otaku make manga so much dude
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black mages' favourite spells are always like "penis immolation" and "final explosion murder" and white mages' are casting "facial feminization surgery of the goddess" and "cure two".
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i am a BOTTOM and i want HORRIBLY UNETHICAL THINGS done to ME. PREFERABLY without my EXPLICIT CONSENT.
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hey does anybody wanna be friend withgme
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if my gf became god id be so pissed. stop being all loving and come back down here to fuck nme stupid.
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FAKE YURI FAN: uwu handholding is so lewd.REAL YURI FAN: i need to spit in the mouth of my pathetic older coworker.
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save me unethical lesbian hypnotist.
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fat otaku women in a pilot suit IN my snake goddess manga???
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*bleeding from the nose* what if the two mechs had gfirls int hem and then themehcs kisse.
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ive said it before and ill say it again. guts from berserk is only a good role model if youre a woman.
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sending my hated nemesis a bouquet of spider lilies to signal the depths of my disdain but she doesn't understand the symbolism and continues to labour under the misapprehension that we are very good friends who occasional have violent lesbian sex.
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"yuri is about purity" yeah like, thats one thing its about. its also about purity getting defiled in ways that you are not mentally equipped to comprehend. the girls in yuri are doing things to each other that you dont wanna dare think about.
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notes on how to beat my wife in single combat (in case she turns evil).-see if she'd be willing to turn me evil before fighting.-try pretending to be evil already if she won't .-intentionally lose our conflict of above doesnt work so i can be her pet.
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i think if i got a womb tattoo a girl could get me pregnant.
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"can a girl crossdress as a girl" resoundingly answered with "yes"
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i think the SCP Foundation is such a fascinating beast ideologically. its authoritarian. utterly. its american in origin and ideology. it has two semi-canonical mottos, "Secure. Contain. Protect" and "We die in the Dark so you can live in the Light." but like.
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pov im ur adorable tiny housewife
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my girlfriends love my tummy but i will not be posting it this tuesday in solidarity with my chubby trans sisters whove had their day stolen by skinny trans girls.
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hellsing really is goated for this idk what to say
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mommy issues femknight x evil sorceress queen mother is a truly underrepresented yuri dynamic.
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its so paternalistic. they make the decisions for you. you cannot be trusted with the "anomalous". the magical. you are living in the light, completely ignorant. idk. im sounding like a serpent's hand agent.
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mech pilot is such a good traumatized trans girl identity but nobody is willing to step up to that plate.
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watching primitive technology has me understanding why humans are so frequently mythologically formed of the earth. damn that clay shit is crazy are you guys seeing this. i bet i could make a guy out of this who could walk and talk no problem.
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The total sensory integration protocol meant that Circe-2 correctly thought of the human component in her chassis as little more than a particularly delicate and fussy computer system. Her "real" body was so much bigger, so much more powerful than the humans that maintained her.
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someone: estrogen changes your sexuality! dont be surprised if you start going boycrazy.me: i think itd be really cool if you publicly disemboweled yourself.
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@RYONADOLL girls never think about the desirabiltiy of a girl that you can literally stuff into a suitcase.
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the sluts on tumblr dont know im dating the twitter girl they're reposting screenshots of but if they did they'd be insurmountably jealous.
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concept: a mech and its pilot get stranded in deep space away from their military. the pilot starves to death and decays, but the AI assistant, desperate for companionship takes it upon itself to perfectly simulate her. they're found more than two centuries later.
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oh the man accepts his monstrous wife? how subversive. fuck you. men don't deserve to fuck monster girls. no man on the planet is strong enough to have a committed relationship with a sphinx or a dullahan.
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a lot of the more asinine yuri discourse stems from the assumption that "yuri" is a genre rather than a subject matter, the subject matter being intimate relationships between girls and women.
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favourite sex toy is the rosary. followed closely by the blindfold.
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being on estrogen makes it easier to put on and keep on weight! this is great news for trans girls because the best girl parts are made out of fat!!! keep that in mind!!.
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its ok, don't cry, hung trans catgirls.
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making 1 trillion dollars with my new game idea: lesbian bdsm sekiro.
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i want a girl to make out with me in a zaku ii cockpit. and then betray me by sending me out to battle disadvantageously against a gundam.
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"How much misogyny am I willing to tolerate from this classic piece of genre fiction?" is a question many lesbians had to wrestle with and I don't begrudge anyone for tapping out earlier or later than I do. Anyway when the art in question is in service to a teenage boy I hate it.
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i think two girls should kiss in mech cockpit.
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im so sorry that my follower tried to riff with you unfunnily.
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people who powerscale mobile suits are missing out on the real gundam powerscaling, which is mental illness.
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the girls are making other girls into false idols to destroy their psyches and jerking off to the perfect corpses of their never-to-be lovers. thats what yuri is.
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the polycule enters a yugioh tournament.
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gf wearing your clothes worth infinite money. so valuable. soul mending power.
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sometimes an outfit can be exactly two articles of clothing
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this oneshot is literally just as good as i remember. hhhhhhhholy shit
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getting cancelled by tumblr tradcaths for the revelation that i was forging apocrypha that indicates the holy spirit took on a feminine aspect within the virgin mary in an attempt to create a "lesbian marian accelerationist sect".
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if you aren't having fun with what you wear, what's the point?
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im a bottom because i get penetrated with needles and knives as well as cock.
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Callie's got more reach than I do so you probably saw her post about it first, but for the very small sliver of the Venn diagram that is following me but not her, @yuriposting and I are getting married soon!.
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this manga manages to go way too hard for what it is
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an underrated form of intimacy is holding your lover's mouth open and feeling their teeth.
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wearing a cross not in a christian way but in the vaguely christian adjacent way anime women do to imply both a certain level of martial prowess and connection to devotion.
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my favorite weapons for human sized characters are weapons meant for vehicles. a girl slinging a modified emplacement artillery gun over her shoulder is always gonna be the hottest thing ever.
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100% "FDA" "Approved" "HRT" "Treatment": partake of my blood, my lambs, and become the women you were meant to be.
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the urge to become "lesbian john wick" lies dormant in all of us.
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honestly one of the best visual tropes with mecha is when the big robot is framed like an angel. especially if its thrusters look like wings of light.
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d&d fantasy racism is so tiresome and bg3 uncritically replicates it in its entirety which makes the game a slog very frequently. especially if you're playing as a drow.
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how to communicate to google that im actually fetishizing catholicism and that im not actually catholic.
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alright bandwagon is bandwagon what kind of pokemon do i look like i train
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god made sabinika shippers stronger than any alloy known to man.
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wife keeps throwing me over her shoulder and carrying me off. which is extremely rude.
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what i truly love about gwitch is that weve gotten far more intense yuri derangement that catylizes into an even more potent form with each episode. yuri fans will produce mecha in the next 10 years that nobody could comprehend before.
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to people asking how you manage to become a powerful yuri soldier, i have created a guide. go to mangadex and make an account.go to the girls love tag and then use the advance search functions to filter for the kind of experience you want.sample and bookmark lots of series.
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im such a poser but i get away with it cause im cute
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really giant two handed swords are great weapons for dykes.
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theres several tiers of yuri discourse, but the uninitiated only ever splash around in the first two, those being. -yuri is made by horny men for horny men.-yuri is toothless and wholesome and bad queer art. even a casual peruser of dynasty-scans would know these are untrue.
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thinking of forcing my wife to finish up her degree so i can approach her scantily clad and call her "professor~" in a seductive tone of voice while she's grading for her shitty adjunct job at 2 AM.
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i need this to happen to me right the fuck now
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i love trans girls they can post so badly and im here just making heart eyes at them and imagining sitting in their lap while they use twitter.
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girl wearing an "I'd rather be erotically hypnotized" hat with the bill covering her eyes for some reason.
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if you're writing a female vampire and she isn't a lesbian that's actually unrealistic and doesn't understand the history of female vampires in the genre.
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transsexual esotericist: the firmament of the heavens must have seemed like the shell of an egg, once we cracked it we could enter into the realm of the divine. how frightening, how wonderful to learn that there never was a shell. hapless girlfriend: i think space is scary.
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@MBTYuGiOh also, here's one for rebby and callidora exactly: the exosisters as an archetype borrow lots of imagery from Class S yuri, where the idea of promised "sisters" in a catholic school is a cover for lesbian relationships. they even have a lily motif in their crest design
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