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Loud music, baked goods, and zines. Chris Cornellogist. "The Outlaw Torn" Defender. King Animal of Fuck Mountain. He/him
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2010
Hi! I’m Jason! I make zines about music and food, and I’ve got zines and PDFs on 💲🅰️Le because they’re under my deadname! Consider helping unload inventory, Linkin Comments
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because David Lynch succeeded in finding the most beautiful woman on the planet and putting her on TV
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Babe wake up new genetic mutation in cat coloring just dropped and the Finnish village they originated in call them salmiak cats because they look like a popular salty licorice candy 🥹
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"be gay do crimes" says the group that thinks if you appreciate a cartoon villain or read anything spicier than a coffeeshop au fluff piece you condone war crimes.
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I hope this is as funny as it seemed the second I woke up this morning
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It’s very clear from replies and reactions who watched Chappell Roan’s video and thought “what if I met my hero and they didn’t want to take a picture with me” rather than “what if a bunch of weirdos decided they had a constitutional right to stalk me and my family”.
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@sidetolaufer every celebrity who decided this was how to help has 24 hours to venmo me $1000 each or I will personally find them and cough on them.
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@legally_male Do these women on T for r/growyourclit have.1. Phone numbers.2. Plans on Tuesday.
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@LorraineYe this child banished me from my lands and took my prized horses to slaughter on his own whim and i thanked him for being such a good ruler.
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@cypoints Internet people have been meeting IRL before you were born just pick a public well-lit place like a mall and don’t feel obligated to agree to stuff from people who give you the creeps.
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@mufcjayjay I’d say “stop using lgbtq people as cheap comedic punching bags and dodging the responsibility of your own homophobia/transphobia by just passing it off as “what would you do if this was your son? 🤨”.
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When I thirst over the wrong man and my friends press the shock collar app on their phone.
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@adultmomband @GracePersephone Never in my life have I seen an artist where so many of their fans essentially expect the artist to breastfeed them until all their trauma goes away. I’m glad she’s got a sense of boundaries but she’s frequently in positions no artist deserves to be in.
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TIL Billy Mays’s son is an ambient noise musician who is active on Twitter.
The level of hate that Kendrick has in his heart for Drake is only slightly higher than how my dad felt about Vince Offer. I truly believe that if he had lived another year, they would’ve gone bar for bar in the first ever infomercial battle.
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@AUDEN808 Mosh pit etiquette, which has existed since you were in diapers, says that if someone gets knocked to the floor and you don’t get their ass back up on their feet and stable within 3 seconds your mother raised a failure. I’ve been in countless pits and we always help strangers.
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@lungsfullofkk I feel like Jeffree Star has been getting called out for racism since before some of his defenders were born, how is it not sinking in that this isn’t a person who made one isolated mistake and is capable of/interested in changing/learning/growing.
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@generalslug @WermDurt I blew a guy a kiss once like I was Bugs Bunny and he followed me for half a mile.
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@thehill Ah yes, that's why, and not the fact that he demanded that a minor pull down his pants and pee in front of him. Those pesky transgendereds wanting to be treated like human beings and not as sexual objects was the real crime. Whoever formatted this should be ashamed of themselves.
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@Politidope Actually, sitting around and doing absolutely nothing until November is about as complacent you can be when people are getting shot in the streets by literal white supremacists.
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@beeeaanz @kylegaddo I’m going to be honest: I’m surprised Elon doesn’t agree with those two stances. Guess everyone is full of surprises!.
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@solardivulger @damnit_d4ve Got to witness this wonderful swarm of English invading some French tweets
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I asked my coworker his memories of the moon landing and he told me he was watching with his family and his grandmother said “Huh! I didn’t think God would actually let them do it!”.
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@scumbelievable The worst thing about it is it’s how Grimes and Elon were first introduced to each other so if the question was never posited they wouldn’t have interacted here and they wouldn’t have gotten together and we quite possibly wouldn’t be on “X”.
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@agneswickfields I’m reminded of when I asked my boomer coworker for his moon landing memories. I don’t know how old his grandma was though.
I asked my coworker his memories of the moon landing and he told me he was watching with his family and his grandmother said “Huh! I didn’t think God would actually let them do it!”.
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@EvahDestruction Maybe it really is just laziness on the costume dept front but what if it actually IS that deep and it’s some commentary about teenagers acting too grown for their age, trying to be little adults when they’re still very much kids?. Not saying it IS, but a fun interpretation.
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@lukeywafflez @jonny_is_good Wikipedia says he's Italian. We Jews have a mutual understanding with the Italians that makes it okay for us to play each other in movies.
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I dare you to try and determine the context for this tweet before checking the original post.
I firmly believe that for the Cultural Stalinists my "thought crime" is loving my dead wife.
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I’ve had celebrities I admire tell me “no” before. I also knew a guy who used photoshop to hypersexualize my G-rated selfies and threatened to send the photoshops to my family unless I sent him nudes. I can tell you pretty easily which one sucked more.
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I just want to say really quickly that one of my favorite genres of lesbians is "lesbians who look like Mr. Lawrence".
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Fun fact: When someone is found guilty on exactly 34 counts of *anything*, an entirely new trial is set that can overturn the original verdict. I encourage all concerned patriots to Google “Donald Trump Rule 34” to learn more.
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@ThisStupidTwink I stopped giving people hints on what to dislike about me and not only do my friendships feel better because they’re not even noticing some of what I dislike about myself but I feel better about myself because I’m not reinforcing my identity as tied to my flaws :).
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@iheartbimboz I feel like this has been the biggest thing for them since “cash me ousside howboudat?”.
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@frogmonkey420 @BDeathdefy I’d say that I will say “I’m trying, please be patient with me” a million times more than I’ll say the right pronouns, but a million times zero is zero.
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Customer: Do you have the Modest Mouse record we were just listening to on vinyl?.Me, checking inventory: Good news for people who love Good News For People Who Love Bad News!.
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@TheeFantomas I love that I read this comic as a kid and somehow the “I stopped at the hospital on the way home from work” line just went through me like “ah yes, as one does”.
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@gldivittorio @Sinistra_Black I still remember someone screenshotted themselves turning on push notifications for the Liza Minnelli Outlives account when Buckingham Palace announced that the Queen was “in serious health” and it’s stuck with me this whole time.
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My boyfriend showing his allyship by sending me this extreme colliding of our worlds
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ever think about how a ton of people are out there calling themselves smol soft bean plant baby uwu and all of those people have at least one person who would go into a full-blown panic attack if the original person re-entered their life.
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@sequincult simply stating they are a goblin, coloring their hair even though the high school dress code isn't crazy about it.
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@boneysoups Sometimes I wonder if she’s afraid of alienating her large teenage/child fanbase by exuding the sexuality of an average adult woman and that’s why so many of her looks feel so sterile.
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Sorry feminists, but REAL women.* dig through the ditches.* burn through the witches.* slam in the back of my.* dragulaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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@conquest314 I’m not even trying to be funny when I say she’s probably a lovely person and it sucks that an awkward photo of her has made her the straw man in some of the worst memes the internet has ever seen
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@mufcjayjay If you’re not prepared to love and accept an LGBTQ child do the world a favor and get a vasectomy.
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@mitskiIeaks The first time I ever heard Hole and realized women were allowed to be angry about having a boy break their heart rather than just wallowing in sadness over it? Changed my life
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@mrnastynodrama Misread it and thought Stuart was suggesting the lady with the hardcore gamer son start a business with him.
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@redrawnoxen I am a simple critter. This meme from the “LOTR is PG-13 and is therefore allowed to use ‘fuck’ once. Where would you use it?” prompt.
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@girlcloudnine I’ve QRT’d this so many times I’m just gonna screenshot it but it’s evergreen
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@Smasher_Finesse @damnyouwillis making any fictional character LGBT+ is going to seem "forced" because our society is conditioned to assume that everyone is heterosexual and cisgender until proven otherwise (whether by nonconforming presentation or coming out).
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@offbeatorbit It’s weird how often the response is “I go through the same thing, you’re not special” and not “I go through the same thing, let’s build solidarity about it”.
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@powcampsurvivor My biggest conspiracy is that only 20% of the people citing the Scooby Doo goth girl band as an aesthetic influence actually remember seeing this shit as a kid, the other 80% just saw screenshots on social media and took it from there.
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@draculavoice *flashbacks to someone on my FB saying this character was positive trans representation*
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I’ll always cherish the final turn Steve made in using his titanium backbone and uncloseable mouth in defense of us. Thank you.
Trans people are targets of cruelty right now. Official targets, official cruelty. By law. Life is already hard for them, and there is a significant bloc of assholes working night and day to make it harder. If you aren't in direct, vocal opposition to that, you are a bad person.
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@scumbelievable “‘Be gay do crimes’ is supposed to be about horny crimes!” whines the group where people argue that being sexually attracted to one of your classmates without their knowledge or consent is a violation of their boundaries.
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@LeftAtLondon Honestly being from Florida I’m kind of happy Jeb! got beat down so hard he’s now trapped in being a harmless meme of a guy.
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Can we have personality traits and interests that aren’t just trauma and mental illness anymore? I’m fuckin tired.
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The largest synchronized parole violation in human history
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My brain, for absolutely no reason: this was the third Blues Brother
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@ambichromatic @aithnefeay "I don't hate them for being neurodivergent, that'd be ableist of me and I'm not ableist, I hate them for exhibiting signs of neurodivergence!".
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@HTHRFLWRS I work at a record store where people ask us to order/transfer things for them all the time. You have no idea how many items go back on the shelf unclaimed after a hold period because people are too burned out by spammers/scammers to check a voicemail from our unsaved number.
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@nosiejaron And it’s always with barely three days in advance! How are we supposed to inform that many people let alone plan what to do while on strike?.
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@antip0pes I wonder if they call it alternative because they think “pop” is an insult. It explains why a bunch of stand tried telling people One Direction is a rock band. Just call it pop.
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@NightlifeMingus No wonder a lot of kids go to other genres for excitement these days. The rules are becoming as dull as their parents who have to pretend they were never rule breakers.
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@kittyboy87 @Category_Fury And god forbid any of those “non-binary” women be the gross masculine kind instead of the safe colorful kind!.
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@kvetchbian That does sound familiar. It also reminded me of a very good tumblr post that has been preserved on Pinterest
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@boneysoups Not only do I still know what the word is, Twitter’s muted terms thing won’t count it. Nobody wins!.
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@offbeatorbit The good news is the classmate will flunk out by Christmas so if OP can hold on until then….
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@dickgirIdiaries Wait when did they add a 13th sign what are the birth dates for sun in trans.
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Is today the day we’re poking loving fun at our prog friends?
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@elivalley @Elana_Brooklyn If anything the complexity is “how do I do the obvious right thing without taking it personally when my traumatized-into-thinking-we-need-the-safety-of-Israel-to-prevent-another-Holocaust-against-us family screams in my face about being a ‘traitor’ until I cry”.
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@VICE And then it spills into local scenes and sheltered nerds go into bars and don’t understand why they’re not seeing thousand dollar outfits on people who can’t afford thousand dollar outfits. Eventually nobody will be able to even do drag for fun but the rich.
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@Metalyger @benedict_rs You think the only way to depict sexuality and desire is having half the story be softcore porn?.
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@benedict_rs “We all had this terrible shit happen to us” well maybe you should show the compassion you wish people had shown you, or at least just roll your eyes and scroll past.
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A 4yo plucked this from the shelves and worked himself up to near tears that his mom wouldn’t let him get “dinosaur songs”
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@postingtwink @falseroxy “I am being forced to visit the joke bookstore that does not exist and I will scream”.
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@ajplus She didn’t deserve 15 years and we don’t deserve her compassion. The only person who got what they deserved was the ghoul she murdered, and he got it far too late.
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