too many dudes are obsessed with being an alpha male, but alpha versions are broken, have too many bugs, unfinished textures, and lack core features
you should instead strive to be a definitive edition male
i hope nice video games get announced and people like them and nobody yells at the developers and everyone treats each other well and then the games come out and they're good
were i a popular cosplayer with a large following, i simply would lead by example and not attended a convention during a pandemic that has killed more than 460 thousand people
Don't you hate it when you've been fixing generators all night and a killer comes up behind you just to stab you?
Happy to announce that I'm the new Community Manager for
@DeadByBHVR
at
@Behaviour
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Hi, everyone
It's Father's Day. If your dad is not in your life for some reason, then take solace in the fact that I'm your dad now.
Go get 'em, sport. I believe in you. I love you.
"but kyle, the US is the only place to use month-day dates instead of day-month dates, so wouldn't this be september"
leave me alone, today is meat day
2020 has been a particularly hard year, and I'm sad to say that my girl Arianna's health has been in decline for some time
Today's unfortunately her big day
After 18 years, she's going to get the rest she deserves
I'm going to miss you forever
oh, you're a gamer?
well, only a real gamer would call out people in their social circle if they say something insensitive or cruel that demeans someone's existence
otherwise? not a gamer
there's no such thing as a game developer, everyone opens up unreal engine, clicks the "make game" button and a game comes out, wtf are you all talking about
ricky gervais, a millionaire, loves to dunk on other millionaires while being openly transphobic and doing everything he can to "trigger the libs'
" ooooh, look how different i am," he says, while being exactly the same as them
Hi, everyone.
It's Mother's Day. If you have a bad relationship with your mom or if she's gone, just know that here, in this moment, I'm your mom now.
Drink some water. I love you.
video games are the ultimate power fantasy
-complete tasks
-help your friends
-receive money guaranteed
-fight as many squirrels as you want
-if god gets in your way you can just punch him