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@venusian_doll
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when i first transitioned my mom told me she joined a fb group for trans parents but left it because of parents posting “trying to mourn my child” and my mom was like “my child’s not dead she’s still right here annoying the shit out of me” LMFAO.
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gonna start telling girls with designer purses my shein bag is just like theirs so they can start crying and throwing up.
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smoked a whole joint by myself and then ordered wingstop
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rupauls laugh used to scare my baby brother so i used to say “rupauls gonna get you” LMFAOO 😭.
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i love being a liar!!!! my uber asked me if i was ok because my eyes are red “i just ate an edible” and i told him a whole story about how i’ve been crying all night because i found out my husband was gay and i have two kids and he cancelled the ride and told me it was on him 😹.
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sometimes i feel like being on twitter is how a priest feels listening to confessions.
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going to my friends to get ready.
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my daughter gonna be real mad when i name her kaytranada boiler room montreal dj set.
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realizing your area’s getting gentrified by the wifi names getting quirkier and quirkier.
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when i found a tampon in his car and asked him who’s it was and he said “idk yours?” whole time im trans.
What’s the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you?
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me when a man disrespects me and i can unleash the evil bitter hatred that hides in my heart
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I don’t want my daughter to have to compete or share a locker room with men . .
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kylie’s man playing in her closet like caitlyn was playing in kris’ closet omg the cycle continues.
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found a tampon in his car and was like “who’s fucking tampon is this?” and he was like “idk yours?” . im trans.
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me when a skinny girls tells me “ugh i’ve gotten so fat” and i say “ew yeah you did” 🤭
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i’m in this “trangender” group on fb and it’s a lot of older white trans woman and i got banned because this white trans woman posted “i pass until i stand up im 6’4 😔” and i was like “girl you can pass just tell them you’re that tall nordic fish!!! valhalla realness!” 😭😭😭.
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that bisexual person who said they don’t date girls when they’re broke was so real 😭.
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ur pronouns are shOWINFJFJDJDNS????.
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that part of quarantine where ppl who thought sex work was easy and quick money made an OnlyFans and made like $40 in a month and quit 😭😭😭.
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the girls are so fatphobic that they don’t want to admit that the trick to being unclockable is being chubby like 😭.
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was curious so i went to his account and this is fucking making me SCREAM LMFAOOOOO
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My boyfriend let’s me be me bc he confident I ain’t going no where . I like that 🥺😭.
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met my boyfriend the traditional way. being a homie hopper 🙏🏽💗.
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but in all seriousness my mom and i have talked about this in depth and i asked if she ever did mourn me but she said not really because as soon as i transitioned all she could think of was how to protect me from a very ugly and transphobic world 🥺💗.
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i love when white girls have so much lip filler and heavy lash extensions because they always remind me of janice
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told this guy “ur so find i won’t you” and he said “smh illiterate ass new mexican girls” and blocked me like WOAH!
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messing with a doll in sneakers and a mini skirt is crazyyy.
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the size 12 kitten heel.
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whole time i’m going to a job interview at joanns fabrics 😭😭😭.
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one of the funniest things that got me to stop texting my ex is i saw this tiktok that was like “everytime you text that boy he looks at his phone and says “ugh her again” 😭😭😭😭😭.
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me when i tried c*tting myself in middle school and was like “ow nvm i’m not that sad” and put on burlesque 😭😭.
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cishet girlfriend just told me she takes a hit of poppers whenever she is constipated 😭😭😭.
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went from “CenturyLink48392092” to being surrounded by “The Stimpky Chimpkin” like don’t piss me off?.
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this is my fav willow smith video cause you know she wasn’t joking either 😭😭
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the way i was being dead serious too like i wasn’t clocking at all!.
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this feels like a dating show that would air in the capitol in the hunger games universe.
Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.
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gonna eat at this denny’s next door though with my saved uber money after
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Florence Pugh in MAMII
Natalie Portman in JACKIE.Kristen Stewart in SPENCER. Dream-cast the subject of Pablo Larraín's next film.
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“don’t look in the mirror when you’re tripping you’ll have a bad trip!!” yeah…. maybe if ur ugly.
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need to stop getting high it’s 3am and i just ate a slim jim, applesauce, a hot pickle, cereal, and a pb&j
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gay men are so annoying. they act like their hatred for women is only “straight ppl invading queer spaces” but gay men also treat the dolls like this in gay bars.
I think gay bars should go back to playing p*rn to scare the women away. I am always amazed by the fact that women, primarily straight, outnumber men at gay bars. Like, girl, you have all the straight bars to you. Hoe there.
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remember when i told girls to go into their man’s phone and type in grindr in the app store and see if there was a cloud next to it and i got called biphobic 😭😭😭.
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need to stop watching RHOA at 8am it makes me want to be messy
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i’m banned from the air force base in my city 😭😭😭.
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‼️‼️RAPIST‼️‼️. women in new mexico, especially native women pls watch out for him. his name is bryan garcia from mesita. he sexually assaulted me in january and i publicly came out about it on my facebook and native women have come forward about him having allegations for years
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@wienrs like we have the same parts babes pls demonstrate on yourself where i would stick it?.
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like it makes your features so soft and even if you have big shoulders they’ll just think you’re a fat girl with big shoulders like lmaoooo.
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it’s #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth and I wanted to remind everyone i am THEE native american princess
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no shade but who cares we can’t afford groceries let’s focus on that! 😭😭.
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“she cock” “lady balls” “shenis” “large clit” “princess stick”
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@camils00 like it was so wild to the point i didn’t even have a shocked reaction i just calmly put my phone in my purse and looked out my uber window 😭.
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