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@hauntedbottom
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guy at my job introduced me as "that lil white n**** with the bag lunch"
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gay men are perfectly calibrated to unravel angry lesbian cops like cheap sweaters. she didn't stand a chance.
free him the house downnn
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if this was a real plotline the episode would be Hank teaching Bobby not to define his personality by his niche side interests while Hank also learns to empathize with furries after he dreams he's an anthropomorphic Ladybird running through a field.
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Francine could rock a waist high pile of dogshit because she's the hottest woman on earth; meanwhile Lois is drowning in that dress. it's wearing her so hard it's giving Weekend at Bernie's.
does anyone think francine kinda rocks the lois fit
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there was a shift after 2020 and now Republicans are the ones who ruin Thanksgiving by acting like fаggots.
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I miss when the Ezra Miller stuff was going on and somebody would tweet "did you hear about that girl he kidnapped" and they'd get a reply like "Ezra uses they/them pronouns. but yes I pray they are apprehended immediately I fear for my family".
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idk man sometimes people are just fat and there's not really anything else going on there.
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lovely sandwich today. I respect all races and cultures. but not so much that I forget my own place 🙂↕️
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changed my sniffies profile to "straight" as a bit and now I'm getting random hot masc guys hitting me up left and right, y'all are dumber than goldfish lmao.
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who is the most popular gay porn star who you're completely unattracted to. for me I think it's probably that "Timothy Champagne" guy.
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the same tenderqueers who mock this era of contemporary art will expect standing ovations for their shitty slam poems about slitting their wrists to Steven Universe and getting bulimia during their sophomore years at Barnard.
modern/contemporary art haters are society’s weakest links dont pmo
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"if King of the Hill was on today it would be woke" if you all rewatched the episode from 2007 where a drag queen teaches Peggy to love herself as a woman you'd probably firebomb Fox then die in a police standoff so maybe you're actually the ones who became weird and insufferable.
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I've been saying that her dancing has an agonizing mania about it that I find worryingly reminiscent of Suspiria, but nobody listened.
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people are (rightfully) cracking jokes but it's actually really fucked up and sad that this guy literally moved back to Chicago because he was so shaken by this. incidents like these rarely end without violence but even when they do it can still totally derail your life.
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I feel very bad for the doxxed senate twink while maintaining my right to be incredibly confused as to how exactly he thought this was going to play out.
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@3AMATTAN your "country" is a cesspit of genocidal hysteria, botched nosejobs, bastardized cuisine stolen from the Arab world and Jewish diaspora, with all the cultural richness and depth of Disneyland. ur a skin tag of America's dwindling imperial footprint. enjoy it while supplies last.
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holding a pride flag with "in the name of love" written on it with a completely leveled city in the background is maybe the greatest, most succinct representation of liberal imperialism I've ever seen
LIBERATION🏳️🌈THE FIRST EVER PRIDE FLAG RAISED IN GAZA!. Under Hamas, being gay means death. Israeli Yoav Atzmoni wanted to send a message of hope. See his story below. To Gaza’s hidden LGBTQ+ community: STAY HOPEFUL of a future where you can live and love free of Hamas!
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"tenderqueer is a meaningless term" no it's not, it refers to every gay and trans person below the age of 25 who I personally find annoying. it's actually a straightforward and coherent concept, to me.
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"Elio, you were abused. Everything that happened to you is bad. Never let yourself feel any of it ever again. And that's on tea!"
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$300 for Equinox makes more sense when you remember it's just a vessel for the homosexual Manhattan bourgeois who want to cruise without interacting with poor people.
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@husbandliker it's really awful, I saw the interview where he talked about moving and being afraid of leaving his new place for weeks. I can't imagine what that experience would do to my brain, I'm not suprised he had to get out of state.
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gay guys act like they were held captive in a dog crate for their entire childhood just because they lost their virginity like two years later than their straight high school friends.
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they had Home Depot match the color of their douche water 🤎.
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Camila Cabello is making music for gay men who would probably get caught inside Looney Tunes-style traps under the right circumstances. like tbh if you enjoy I LUV IT, I'm pretty sure I could successfully trick you into eating a hotdog that was actually a lit stick of dynamite.
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this is what cruising feels like.
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@AtrctivNuisance Mom: turkey will be ready in five. Me, giving my birth control one last stare before dinner:
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Gary Walsh: *rotting in prison, missing the deaths of both his parents*. Selina Meyer:
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@poeticdweller and they called me fat for eating five egg omelettes as a boy. I mean I was fat but it was unrelated.
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I prefer to have nothing political in my bio, but the fact that only one of these phrases is blocked doesn't raise any questions for you?. I don't care how jaded you are, the average homosexual should not be so docile, so easily politically domesticated. Grow up
because it’s so important to know if the faceless profile you’re letting raw you is a zionist.
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open relationship onlyfans gays are like look what my bf did 🥵 so hot and it's always something that would make me kill myself
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he/they cub intern's sausage fingers bout to get too sweaty to type, just watch 🔎⏳.
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there will be a United healthcare CEO Brian Thompson assassin lookalike contest in Central Park.
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extremely not a fan of this joyless trend where somebody posts a song they enjoy and someone else replies with the insufferable music snob equivalent of "you'll find ten guys who look like this at a gas station".
Because it sounds like the kind of generic EDM you'd hear in a shampoo commercial.
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@HaroldLaptop costuming for American Dad is so much better, they're on Mad Men levels over there.
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gays are posting cruising takes without any historical context again.
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zionist gay guy: in Palestine they'd kill me just for having sex 🙎🏻♂️. me:
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when somebody says "the gay obsession with fucking straight men needs to be studied" it's a really cute way of revealing that they just don't read academic papers on the stuff they claim to care about because it has been studied so many times by so many people 😭.
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extremely southern & straight coworker clocked my tattoo and asked why I have a pink triangle on my ankle
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@exgayboyfriend I'm not saying his approach is working I just don't think he's necessarily a massive creep to other people lol.
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@SaabGT750 typically they're just guys from the local tavern, anywhere would be adventurers gather.
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my brother torrented all of 30 Rock for cultural preservation reasons
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bro is built like a pixar mom 😭.
new bashar al-assad photo found in presidential palace by syrian rebels omg wth
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the way I'm very possibly falling in love with a 19 year old boy
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you, bisexual, kissing your girlfriend in the club: they probably think we're straight, they think we don't belong. but I don't care. we are in love. and our love is queer. me: woah that twink and his hag are really going at it lol.
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if you're 25+ then you should take no pride in being skinny anymore. it's get big or go home. this is no country for old twinks.
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I'm so fucking tired of seeing this fat, boring fаggot in everything like please give it a rest already. Bowen Yang sucks too.
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@communoah guy who wouldn't go to jail for throwing soup at a painting: shouldn't we be doing violent revolution.
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@communoah absolutely asinine the amount of people going "umm, shouldn't they be assassinating oil executives?" like yeah dude, you first. we'll follow your lead.
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the queer / bi people who don't feel "welcome" in the gay community mostly feel that way because of guilt over their own perceived heterosexuality and that's actually a personal thing for them to work through and not some collective responsibility that falls on other gay people.
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@plus_sign So many of the voice actors are dead so I think it's doomed to have the same vibes as Twin Peaks: The Return which is definitely not a match for King of the Hill.
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@pepsicobosnia 50% chance the person with the DS and the person who took this video went to this concert together.
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@Drangelice I'm not dismissing their trauma! I'm dismissing the bad art they made about it 😁.
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nonbinary guy on gear: actually my pronouns are they/them. doctor: I should've asked, I apologize *turning back to technician* 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 have the heart of an adult male gorilla.
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they deleted the reply lmao.
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a lot of gay men want to be well paid white collar professionals with secret double lives as famous gay porn stars. I respect the vision but I don't think that's possible in this country for the most part and I don't think it ever will be.
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@DiabolicalSpuds unsurprising because "it's my turn to be evil" is core to much of the American psyche.
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why am I making my "trying to hold in a fart as I top" face
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I was personally traumatized as an adolescent because my hs quarterback never ate my ass in the gym showers. for this reason I believe I should be allowed to start collecting social security at age 27.
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