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Tucker Carlson

@TuckerCarlZyner

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Slut enthusiast, liberal enemy #1 , Serial Boozer

Joined December 2022
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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4 months
Not a good look for Tucker
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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11 months
What burner owns this horse??
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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3 months
Girl I’ve been hitting it off with just sent a selfie with my ex, it’s over for TC.
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
@gbrazybaby I got another shrimp for you 👍
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@kingunsolicited ATL-MIA on Spirit?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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11 months
Anyone mind if I have a 6 beer lunch?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
Can’t even leave a date to take my grandma to the hospital 😂
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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5 months
Sweating straight alcohol this morning
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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5 months
You like that shit @MurphyJLloyd ?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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@NotAtticusSmith Bro is putting up generational numbers
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
@DanFlashes99 Hooked up with a girl like this a year ago and still think about it daily
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Me and who?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
It’s about the love of the game
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Please stop posting Sydney Sweeney my cock is raw
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Anyone mind if I have a massive cocktail?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Jerked off to this twice so far today
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1 year
Sydney Sweeney photographed by Kaylee McGregor via Instagram
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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5 months
Drunk texting tinder girls at a dangerously early time today (3:17PM EST)
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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4 months
Not a good look for Tucker
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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2 months
Cut my ballsack open shaving, en route to the tinder girl. It’s in Gods hands now
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
@slut4house Nice balcony 👍
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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11 months
@NoCapCapitalLLC This just hyped me the fuck up
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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9 months
Seeing girls on Snapchat post their boyfriends after you just added them from tinder is diabolical
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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2 months
@RodneyisHorny Rodney, under the circumstances, feel free to enjoy and proceed. TC
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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8 months
Just found out girl I’m talking to still lives with her ex. How retarded am I?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Drunk texted a girl from high school last night and told her “wouldn’t hurt to get inside you” Not a good look
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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5 months
Oh?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
One of my hoes got drunk and said the only other guy she’s fucking has a really small dick
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
Mom just accused me of still being drunk from the night before (I’m hammered)
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
@wimdawgg Drive drunk brother
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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8 months
Do you know about Negra night? Probably not, I invented it when I got no pussy in South Florida I lock my phone away, turn on the Sopranos I drink 18 Modelo Negras I text and call 7 different girls with no response That’s simply it I embarrass myself all night
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
The left is going to be in shambles when they find out I’m having a cocktail on the water
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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8 months
Anyone mind if I have a few lunch beers?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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10 months
Got a tinder hookup 10 min out and I’m still shitting liquid from the 34 beers last night
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
@sadgirlmeag Imagine if we hooked up here lol
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Anyone object to drinking Tampa ipa’s ?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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11 months
Having unsupervised access to the internet
@CHSOHY
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11 months
10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Feels gay petting your dog on his bare skin parts
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3 months
Arguing with the situationship about being loyal and she sends screenshots of your hinge and tinder is a huge ball buster
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1 year
@TopTittyVanek @DanFlashes99 Heavenly level throat and cunt
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
@BurnerWjp They/them pussy aroma
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Post bar vibes?
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1 year
I would nut immediately if she did this in my ass
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Just broke no contact after 1 voodoo ranger
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Studying crime demographic facts so I can own my gay liberal sister in 3 days
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Nothing like 6 modelos on an empty stomach for lunch
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Would love to see this guy relapse and go on an absolute generational bender
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1 year
@b1gdumb1diott Nips seem weirdly close
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Ban the obese from public
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7 months
Got a morbidly obese bitch next to me on this flight arm rest has literally disappeared
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
Taking a heinous hangover shit moments before a hinge date
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1 year
@Kennychestnut21 Fuck yeah Kenny
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1 year
Cutting limes for Coronas this drunk should be an Olympic sport
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1 year
Permission to black out tonight?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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10 months
@Kennychestnut21 New term for Jew girl pussy
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1 year
@chriscrustynj Double murder-suicide
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10 months
@thevillainjoel Dudes got a hog
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
@CaucasianCFA Thanks big dog
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8 months
The left is going to be trembling tonight
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
I know this tinder girl is a throat goat
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
@undeadmagoo They are fuming as we speak
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Favorite girl on my roster got a boyfriend today.
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11 months
Not being able to open a screw top Coors Light in front of a female kind of night
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10 months
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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2 months
Was just informed by my potential new girlfriend that she celebrates her birthday the entire month of September. How cooked is Tucker?
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1 year
Sexted a trans girl from tinder at 4:30am, that tells you the kind of night I had
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
@cumweiser Exact predicament I’m in at the moment
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1 year
cranked shaft 3 times so far today
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Female pilot and a 737 max It’s so over
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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9 months
This will heal me
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1 year
@pascaldupussy Need some Minnesota cunt on my face immediately
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Got soap in my cock tip this morning and my day has not improved
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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4 months
@DrKnockers25 Just pulled the dead Grandma card last week unfortunately
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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8 months
Anyone living in South Florida during spring break hates black women
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7 months
Got a morbidly obese bitch next to me on this flight arm rest has literally disappeared
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1 year
At my moms, is it gay to drink this?
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1 year
Zero recollection of how I got home from the bar last night
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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7 months
Waking up at 3:06pm EST hung out of my mind
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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6 months
Just got home and found out Dad drank all my beers, life really comes full circle
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7 months
Hot goth girl from tinder is into strap ons What the fuck should I do?
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9 months
Just nutted so hard I think I tore my balls
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11 months
@Kennychestnut21 After 15 minutes you’re good to go 👍
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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10 months
Christmas with a family who thinks a 3rd drink is controversial is worse then getting crucified
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8 months
I’m literally Kanye
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6 months
Group of black kids on bicycles hit my car in traffic today, feeling extremely racist
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5 months
@laur2137 Nice balcony 👍
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1 year
@RizNasty2point0 Crank shaft
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9 months
So hungover all I can do is goon
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11 months
@trustfundterry Cranking shaft rn
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1 year
Just matched with a tall goth mommy on hinge, thoughts on an opening line?
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1 year
If you see a 2019 red Jeep Wrangler license plate 516-BMV driving recklessly around Fort Lauderdale tonight, mind your fucking business.
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Just played golf with a 6,7 guy that has autism.
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10 months
Rizz
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3 months
They don’t teach game like this
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1 year
The liquor is talking tonight
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11 months
@anonfpa You wouldn’t get it
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10 months
@Baileymoon15 Haha I’d love to come over and help you out with that LOL!!!
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6 months
@carsenalexandr Coochie reveal at 2.2k?
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1 year
@DailyLoud Throat goat?
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@TuckerCarlZyner
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1 year
Molesting beers tonight
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