Recipe for Money Milk:
Crushed green popsicle (1)
Gin (don’t be shy!)
Lime juice
Splash of beer (that’s all you need)
Black Cherry lemonade truly
Orange juice w/ extra pulp to the brim
I suggested that the American flag can represent many different things to many different people to my Freshmen. One kid's review of me as a teacher: "Mr. S said that the flag is racist and that made me feel uncomfortable."
An Ode to Grapes
To you, O tiny sacred fruit, I lend my ear,
What secrets has the earth told you?
Will you reveal them to me?
They say, “In Vino Veritas”
I say, “Hey this wine is pretty good.”
Tonight’s cocktail is “Lucifer’s Latrine.” This ones only for the impure at heart.
-Start with some spiced rum in a shaker
-next add some malort (easy fellas!)
-Pour in some juicy ipa
-A dash of red wine
-Add in a whole egg white
-Shake
-Salt the glass, pour, and add coke
Sitting in the corner of the bar I own with Andrew… it’s dark, everything is black. We’re writing our wills. After thinking pensively, I write only two words: “Forget me.”
Wearing my Cthulhu 2024 shirt, drinking whiskey from a mug that says “Cavemen shop at the Stone Depot” and checking my bank account that has 4 million dollars in it.
Thrilled to announce that I will be voicing Shadow the Hedgehog in the third installment of the Sonic film franchise. This is a dream come true and I’d like to thank
@ParamountMovies
for the opportunity.
I'm not saying anything new, but it's truly incredible how out of control the opioid crisis is. My friends and I recently lost an old buddy whose life was altered due to a back injury. You can imagine the rest of the story yourself.
RIP Carl.
I’m happy to announce that I’ve been cast as Joeladdin in the upcoming
@E1podcast
production of the original music “Joeladdin.” Truly a dream come true.