Kenny chestnut
@Kennychestnut21
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business man, degenerate gambler, avid alcohol consumer, once won $500 on a scratcher
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Please help me pick what I’m spending my tax returns on
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Waking up to 10 tinder likes and they all look like this
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Tinder date went nicely. She said she’s into retards
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Cashier “you having a party or something”
Me “nope just a guy trying to get the troop’s home”
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My magic trick is the more I drink the more racist I get
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Either my sister is pregnant or dad found the one for me
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Someone messed up and let us all get to the weekend again🍻🍻
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And we have a bigger problem now
Just made it to the bathroom right before I painted my shorts brown this morning. It’s gonna be a great day
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Me if not remembering how I got home from the bar was an Olympic sport
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Just found out that ole girl I was gonna hit up tonight after a few cold ones is the bartender at the tavern. Please give me tips how to play this one
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My family looking at me after I dropped my bag on the floor
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Do they really expect me to shit without a door? (I’m gonna blow this fucker up)
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When your boy you haven’t seen in 3 months buys you the first one at the bar tonight
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Hey twitter need some help. Co workers daughter just sent a picture of her cans to me. Wtf do I do
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Me trying to stop myself from getting drunk and going on X
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Post thanksgiving diet. Every time I’m hungry I pop in 2 of these wicked things
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It’s Friday and the boys have ditched me for girlfriends. Kenny is truly heartbroken
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Gym crush asked me if I was still using the cable machine and this was my only reaction
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Ig they unretired Damar Hamlin from the back of the ambulance
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Boss gave me off of work today so need this to hit to pay the bills
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Gonna show everyone at family Christmas my new magic trick. It’s where I make 24 beers disappear in 4 hours
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Yea mom I’m watching football and drinking. Wtf am I supposed to do run a marathon?
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Dude looks like Jackson Mahomes
It took me a long time to get to this point but I finally love and embrace my dad bod
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About to Jerk it so hard to Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition
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Me and the girl I’m never gonna introduce to my parents because I only wanna fuck
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Is asking a girl if it’s cool if my buddies say the N bomb infront of her rizz???
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Me when the bartender buys me a drink when I’m already piss drunk
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Me walking into the same bar I made an absolute fool out of myself yesterday
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Me when the local drunk bums me a cig at 2:30 in the morning
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Talking to a girl sober
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The hangxiety after a company party is the worst experience ever
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I have spent the last 45 minutes just starring at this
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Marquette recap
Seats-good
Beer-cold but expensive
Game-good
Bets-terrible
Fans-lunatics
Girls-SMOKING
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Kenny got dumped Saturday and has about $500 from not buying gifts. Do I buy another gun???
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After further investigation it’s not as fun as it sounds
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I’m convinced no girl will ever satisfy me knowing there is this out there
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POV of me laughing at everyone’s tweet’s tonight as I prepare for a 5 day war against my liver
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Nothing beats waking up a little hungover to these beautiful ladies
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Me on this fine Monday night not realizing everything I fucked up at work today
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Waking up realizing who you sent “you up???” To last night
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“There’s hot crazy blondes in Norway”
My broke horny ass
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Went on a date yesterday and the lady said “gay” and “retard”. Starting to think this is the one already
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Moving to Alaska and living off the land if anyone wants to join. I’m sick of this thing called work
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Good morning fellas. We all having been working around the clock trying to get the boys home but we got 3 more days to get them here by thanksgiving. It’s time to dig deep and do it for our troops. They deserve our best efforts.
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How I’ll be sleeping knowing that
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Me if betting way to much money and drinking to many beers was illegal
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Doing absolutely nothing at the jobsite but acting like the company would go under without me
MEN: what makes you feel the most masculine? how do you lean into your masculine energy?
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Only thing that can save me from this hangover is some Skynyrd
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I’m to the point where I hate this guy just as much as his dancing brother
“Worst fucking call I’ve ever seen” -Patrick Mahomes
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SOTD, and we should all forgive Gwen for being a real bad girl
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This is my Pearl Harbor
Sorry Simps: Selena Gomez Confirms She Is Dating Benny Blanco
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Wish the girlfriend got as excited to see me as the calves do when it’s feeding time
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Tapping in after trying my hardest to get all the troops home last night
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