“OH MY GOD! They listen to tiktokers/redditors for financial advice instead of certified financial professionals“ -The generation that allowed strippers with horrible credit scores to get multiple subprime adjustable rate mortgages to buy a house that costs 20x their income
I study the habits of the ultra wealthy and one thing I’ve noticed is nobody earning over $800k/yr has their preferred pronouns in their email signature
I study the habits of the ultra wealthy and one thing I’ve noticed is nobody earning over $800k/yr has their preferred pronouns in their email signature
Blackstone managing directors hearing the news that it’s never been more expensive for a family to afford buying a single family home in the US after buying them all up during the pandemic
No electricity means they're approaching Net Zero. Congratulations to Gazans who have acheived this remarkable milestone. What a shining example for the rest of the world
Napoleon was 5’6
Hitler was 5’9
Mussolini was 5’7
Emperor Hirohito was 5’5
Nikita Khrushchev was 5’3
Putin is 5’7
There’s a direct correlation between men under 5’10” and starting global conflicts and I think we need to start implementing proactive measures to stop it
Lord, give me the confidence of a 17 year old on Tiktok making videos pumping some meme stock they just heard about yesterday and know absolutely nothing about except for the fact they just invested $200 in it
The beauty of Twitter is that it gives a voice to those individuals that are not attractive enough to acquire a following on other better social media platforms
I graduated with a 3.2 from a Big 10 school and was on the exec board of my fraternity that got kicked off campus for hazing.
Who else crushed cases of light beer 3+ days a week during college and are still crushing them in the professional & business world?
Mom: You better not be getting retardedly fucked up off strawberry daiquiris at 2pm by the pool with your younger sister’s friends.
Me unemployed & home for the summer back in college:
Fellas, just a reminder that if your crush is posting pics from a boat this weekend with 8 dudes on it (that aren’t related to her) to focus on yourself