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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
“OH MY GOD! They listen to tiktokers/redditors for financial advice instead of certified financial professionals“ -The generation that allowed strippers with horrible credit scores to get multiple subprime adjustable rate mortgages to buy a house that costs 20x their income
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“Sir, the blonde with massive sweater stretchers also has a commercial-grade dumper”
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I’ll see you at the gym, king
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Twitter 2 hours after Sydney Sweeney’s most recent IG post
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Sydney Sweeney via Instagram 📷
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No excuses, play like a champion
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3 months
This man is living the dream
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The Pacific Life banner ad 💀
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4 months
The French female mind cannot comprehend this
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Libs in France are not coping well with their party's defeat this week 🤣
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Just smile politely y’all. We’re witnessing mental illness
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1 year
Have you ever been to Nantucket?
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Didn’t realize there’s a crypto conference going on across the street from me today
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Me in her ear right before I’m about to bust
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Trust Fund Terry
1 year
Time to raise rates again
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1 year
@enlightenedcoop Damn I was doing so well until you brought my parent’s wealth into it
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1 year
BREAKING: US Representative AOC introduces bill to ban Congress from trading and owning stocks.
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1 year
That LIV money being put to WORK
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8 months
Me ordering Wendy’s at 6am to resell it at lunchtime
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Didn’t realize there is a “Sydney Sweeney isn’t that attractive” meet up happening across the street
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Not Jerome Powell
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College is one of the biggest scams out there
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Economists: Investors are rational human beings, the market will regulate itself. The Market:
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Relationship goals
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1 year
Taylor Swift’s dance moves remind me of my 6-year-old nephew dancing at a wedding after I gave him 3 Pepsis
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2 months
If they ask me who Barry Stanton was I’ll just show them this picture
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4 months
White boy summer is so back
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The European mind cannot comprehend this
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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
Girls will put this amount of effort into their hinge conversations then wonder why they’re still single
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Trust Fund Terry
3 months
Imagine standing on the tee box waiting to hit for 30 minutes because Dj Khaled is swimming his way to the green
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Trust Fund Terry
1 year
Just goes to show you how low the bar is in Houston, Texas
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3 years
Instagram just deleted my account because of this tweet
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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
I study the habits of the ultra wealthy and one thing I’ve noticed is nobody earning over $800k/yr has their preferred pronouns in their email signature
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“I think a million dollars is a lot of money” “No, you don’t” “No, I don’t actually” 💀
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Maybe I’m just out of touch but 15k for this experience seems like a bargain
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2 months
Whenever a woman says “men used to go to war” I’ll just respond by sending this video clip
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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
I study the habits of the ultra wealthy and one thing I’ve noticed is nobody earning over $800k/yr has their preferred pronouns in their email signature
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1 year
Some girl this guy was seeing installed a Ring in the hallway of his apartment building meanwhile dude is putting up MJ in his prime numbers after 2AM
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3 years
Cathie Wood girl bossed a bit too hard
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Trust Fund Terry
11 months
Me in my hometown on blackout Wednesday at 1:59am firing off "You up?" texts to all the girls who curved me back in high school
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1 year
Say whatever you want about them but I bet UNC-Wilmington Tri Sigma has the best meal plan on campus
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4 months
I beat the cobwebs off that thing in some random place
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1 year
When you get a Teams call at 5:01pm
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3 years
Elon logging onto Twitter today like:
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What guys were hoping would actually happen on the Sydney Sweeney episode of Hot Ones
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Hired immediately
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1 year
Remember this video the next time someone tells you money doesn’t buy happiness
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Not the news we deserved, but the news we needed
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1 year
Blackstone managing directors hearing the news that it’s never been more expensive for a family to afford buying a single family home in the US after buying them all up during the pandemic
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1 year
No electricity means they're approaching Net Zero. Congratulations to Gazans who have acheived this remarkable milestone. What a shining example for the rest of the world
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Younis Tirawi | يونس
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Breaking news: The Israeli Minister of Energy signs an order to cut off electricity to Gaza.
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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
Mark Cuban’s new book: How I became a millionaire in 1 day after losing half a billion dollars trading shitcoins
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Napoleon was 5’6 Hitler was 5’9 Mussolini was 5’7 Emperor Hirohito was 5’5 Nikita Khrushchev was 5’3 Putin is 5’7 There’s a direct correlation between men under 5’10” and starting global conflicts and I think we need to start implementing proactive measures to stop it
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1 year
That’s enough LinkedIn for today
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Ladies, you simply gotta do better than this. 0 rizz
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You vs the guys she tells you not to worry about
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Those eyes, run bro
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Happy Pride Month
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1 year
This is getting out of hand
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1 year
Babe, wake up. New meme template just dropped
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4 years
You can tell a lot about a person by the way they pronounce Porsche
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8 months
“Has your molly hit? I’m still not feeling anything” Your friend:
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10 months
Bears 🌈🐻 after watching the market rally for 6 consecutive weeks
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11 months
Thanks for the unsolicited input, Hinge. I’m more of a quantity over quality guy though
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1 year
This is a liberals worst nightmare
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3 years
Lord, give me the confidence of a 17 year old on Tiktok making videos pumping some meme stock they just heard about yesterday and know absolutely nothing about except for the fact they just invested $200 in it
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Trust Fund Terry
1 year
She’s a 10 but she’s 28-years-old and takes off 2 days of work so she can go to Lollapalooza for all 4 days. What is she?
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Trust Fund Terry
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This is what investment banks mean when they say they have a very diverse and inclusive company culture
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Checking in
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Trust Fund Terry
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Happy Tom Brady & SBF FTX collaboration day to all who celebrate
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“Good luck finding another girl like me”
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3 years
Just when you think you’ve read it all...
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2 years
I’m seriously hoping this is parody
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“Why is there still a gender pay gap” Meanwhile:
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Trust Fund Terry
3 years
The beauty of Twitter is that it gives a voice to those individuals that are not attractive enough to acquire a following on other better social media platforms
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Trust Fund Terry
1 year
Arrested Development if it was produced like Succession
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TBT to when Bud Light commercials weren’t gay
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We are so fucking back
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Michael Penix Jr. seeing the Falcons draft him
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This looks exactly like what I tell my girlfriend we did on the boys trip…
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1 year
Y’all are on OnlyFans, I’m on OnlyGrans We are not the same
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I know a mayor that’s available
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9 months
8 minutes into the new Alexander the Great Netflix series and they already managed to make him gay
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Haitians, to each other, after capturing a runaway St. Bernard for lunch in a public park in Springfield, Ohio
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1 year
Alright, time to lower rates
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1 year
I graduated with a 3.2 from a Big 10 school and was on the exec board of my fraternity that got kicked off campus for hazing. Who else crushed cases of light beer 3+ days a week during college and are still crushing them in the professional & business world?
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"All our representatives are with other customers right now, please wait for the next available representative"
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10 months
Mom: You better not be getting retardedly fucked up off strawberry daiquiris at 2pm by the pool with your younger sister’s friends. Me unemployed & home for the summer back in college:
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“Chamath is in the arena trying stuff”
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3 years
If she’s at Coachella right now instead of at home with her family for Easter… focus on yourself King
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See you in the gym brother
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3 years
Fellas, just a reminder that if your crush is posting pics from a boat this weekend with 8 dudes on it (that aren’t related to her) to focus on yourself
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1 year
Lake house: 1 Jet ski: 1 Boat: 1 Bitches: 0
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