If you go through 2 packs of zyns per week in New York: $16/week $64/mo, $256/quarter That means it only takes 201 shares of Philip Morris for the dividend to cover your quarterly zyn expenses and your addiction becomes self sustaining. Follow for more personal finance hacks

Gentlemen: STOP wearing hats at the bar. You look retarded

@wyattcarr_ I was a buyer at $90 and I’m a buyer today

@nvrgettinsealed Moonshot

@BufBillsStats Go bills

@WilliamsburgLLC Fact check: true

@BandwidthDenier @smugdoug0988 Sure just let me know yo cash app

@BandwidthDenier Not relevant to me I’m worth billions. @smugdoug0988 pays me a lot of money to tweet

@egids21 @TommyOKid What the fuck

@HighyieldHarry Pretty average day for someone like me

@NotJubileeJim I just bought all of it. Sorry.

@smugdoug0988 @NotJubileeJim That’s too much

@NotJubileeJim -$200,000, I pay to have the privilege of working. 7 days in office, 168 hour work week (I don’t need sleep)

@BandwidthDenier Vigilante justice, Big Justice’s evil cousin

Just paid my taxes. SEND TO ISRAEL.

@smugdoug0988 Hm. Ru married?

@BandwidthDenier WOW GOOD TAKE.