Doug0
@smugdoug0988
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Eating zyns like potato chips since 2023. PROUD customer of spectrum mobile. 2x twitter poker champion, 1x runner up, 1x BIG FAT LOSER (don't ask).
Joined January 2023
The whole Yellowstone show they’re talking about how big the ranch is and then maybe 10% of the show takes place on the ranch. That’s dumb!
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I can’t stop saying “Montoya por favor” after every minor inconvenience
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Anyone have the contact info for Mr Sandwich? Just want to give him my gratitude for his invention, the sandwich.
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I thought high finance just meant eating too many edibles at your desk
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All keyboards become mechanical keyboards if you work on them enough
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FUCK search by rows ALL OF MY HOMIES search by columns. I will not be friends with ROW SEARCHERS.
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Had to break up with my girl after I found out she was letting other people steal her identity
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You could taste the cocaine in the original Coca Cola. You could never really taste the penis in the original Pepsi.
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