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@TheStarwald

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Husband, Father, Gamer, Writer, Reader, Author of The Starweald, Author of Everfont

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When the King was Born, the sequel to Everfont, is available in e-book and paperback now! Check it out if you're a fan of fantasy. Link is in the comments.
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@Stone_tossers This comic makes me feel bad for Cortana
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@greentexts_bot This one always makes me sad when i read it.
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@bumpkinsTV The difference is the men are still competent and heroic in these films, instead of being ridiculed and made fun of. There is no "men are the best" message. There is no "women are best message." Its a group of people doing cool things in service of the story.
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@Chainsawpedia They're cooking.
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@Teh_Snowflake Finn was overwhelmingly the more interesting character and Disney lessened his impact on the story to appease the Chinese market. I will never forgive Rian Johnson for the damage he did to Star Wars, nor for ruining Finn's character.
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@Limeylizzie 50% already support him. MAGA supporters probably pass by you on the street every day. Shouldn't it already be unbearable for you? Or is this simply virtue-signal posturing?
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@sadtheropod Cows possess more human-like qualities than chickens. They're more likely to illicit an empathy response.
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@300mirrors @spoilersmild Andor's greatest sin is being slow. Beyond that, the script is amazing and picks up episode over episode. Each is better than the last. The characters are flawed, but likeable, and the acting is superb. Its amazing this show came out of Disney Star Wars
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@SocialNomadRach Women can act manly. Men can act feminine. It doesn't make the woman a man, nor does it make the man a woman.
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@mudshevik Now show what inflation was before he was elected.
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@JohnathanPerk Imagine being older than 20 and using the phrase "Imma" unironically. Take your own advice. Go back to school.
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@lovedoveclarke An ocean acting like an ocean. How alarming.
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@Rothmus Those teeth would make a beaver jealous.
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@acvlly1 I enjoy Korra, but the only seasons worth watching are 1 and 3. Yeah, Korra beat Amon, Tarlok, Zaheer, and Kuvira, but it never felt like she grew as a character. The Korra you see in S1 is the same Korra we see in S3. She experiences some character growth in S4, but its not on
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@batko_anarkhiya Toph is cool because she overcomes her weakness of being blind and turns it into a strength.c She's not cool solely because she is blind.
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@DiscussAvatar Korra's design is awesome. Amon and Zaheer were great villains. I loved Pro-bending and could have watched an entire show about that alone.
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@RAZ0RFIST I feel vicarious rage for the student that took this test.
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@Not_the_Bee Most of these articles are on point. This one is not.
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@EnthrallMessi @creepydotorg This is not correct. The evidence that the children are his is scant. Its more likely that the children were sired by his brother.
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@Hendreo_RM @wwarrior_1 I thought "the wall" referred to the age where latin american women go from looking like age 20 to 70 overnight. I should have known the artist wasn't that clever.
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@deantak Its physically painful to watch you play video games. How do you have a job in this industry when you lack basic pattern recognition?
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@aangdaily Korra has such a cool design. I wish she hadn't been such wasted potential.
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@Blerdybynature Imagine being as wrong as you are and proud of it. Stay a victim. That man is more free than you will ever be, and its because of his mindset.
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@ciaraelliss Don't you eat beans on toast?
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@ReignOfPride Goth and sparkles
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@Dianexis Come up with something that actually refutes"shall not" and then we'll talk. Until then, cope.
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@shadydoorags I'm still mind boggled that her uncle could go toe-to-toe with her, even with the evil spirit. When Korra channels the avatar state, she not only grows more powerful, she has the experience of ALL past avatars immediately available. She should be thousands of years more
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@AlastorHaconYT Don't forget, she also steals Tony Stark's idea. What kind of commentary is Disney putting out there?
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@kangminjlee @_rawrell That's why Blackrock is investing so much money in it. It is the last bastion of heroic storytelling. They want control of it to kill it.
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@StarWars0nly Bodies aren't caught on lightsabers like a sword. Lightsabers cut through people. Disney doesn't understand lightsabers. This opening is everything wrong with Star Wars.
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@AltHistCody Sackville Bagginses are the final boss. You have to take back the spoons she stole.
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@Stone_tossers @InsaneCope There's only a 43% chance it works when he snaps.
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@MilkMagnate @FearedBuck Low IQ take. Get ratioed, moron.
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@Hyper_Falcon An adaption should reflect the intent of the source material. This rewrites the source material and isn't faithful.
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@JebraFaushay Best costume I've seen so far.
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@pawelwargan This meme refers to all the intelligent eastern Europeans
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@TBYSTweet This is reprehensible, but you can apply this standard to any form of media. Movies, music, video games, books--there is always going to be sludge and drivel in any media. Calling for the cancellation of an entire media is boomer behavior.
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@cirnosad This should be overturned, the same as Chevron and Roe. v Wade
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@shaboom @JohnathanPerk You do understand that current day black dialect is derivative or early irish/scottish settlers, right? "Ebonics" is primarily stolen from early redneck white culture. You should also go back to school, but not with that hair. You look like a corpse with that color dye.
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@glorfindelgamin @Teh_Snowflake They absolutely did that.
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@milosgajdos @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN To be fair, the book is somewhat similar. The characters are pretty flat and only serve to deliver exposition. The concepts discussed are pretty amazing. However, I also read the book in translated English instead of Mandarin, so some of the authorial intent may have been lost.
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@monsterhunter45 The 2000 Stripling warriors in the Book of Mormon say: "We would not fight them if they let us alone." Captain Moroni warns the Lamanites (paraphrased): "So far, I have sought only to defend my people. If you continue this war, I will seek your destruction." There comes a point
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@AlexAlexaBurt History will be grateful we stopped this ideology dead in its tracks.
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@padrebrendon How did he predict the future over 70 years ago? He and Tolkien were one step short of prophets.
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@CantEverDie When in the boundaries of traditional marriage.
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@GundamIsHere He'll scream racism in a country that is not America and no one will hear.
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@RAZ0RFIST A rare L from Razorfist.
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@BrocA96 The difference is that missionaries stay for a limited time.
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@MahvenaT @Teh_Snowflake That seemed like the original plan. It would have been a much better story to have both Rey and Finn visit Luke. Finn struggles to grasp basic Jedi techniques while Rey excels. Some things would need to be moved around, but you can set it up so that Rey and Finn leave Luke to
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@tricyclemayor "Highly entitled and visibly disabled woman angry others notice she's disabled."
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@cyanidegrapes @Hendreo_RM @wwarrior_1 Yep, that's me. Pretty fugly face, but unfortunately, its the only one I have.
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@loftipixels @DavidAyerMovies I liked John Carter. I think it flopped because Disney didn't market it correctly.
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@greentexts_bot Almost as though it was designed by an intelligent creator.
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@sakahoko7 I remember her being much fatter.
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@Johnny2Cellos Canon exists to define the parameters the story exists in. It sets the precedent for what can and cannot happen, so the audience has some idea of what they reasonably can expect. If you break canon, even in small ways, it lessens the enjoyability of the film or story. This is
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@Bemorte You're wresting the scriptures to your own destruction.
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@LakotaMan1 That's a lot of English words you're using. Will you stop appropriating white people culture?
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@TheTonicmole "A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story at all." -something, something C.S. Lewis. Older Disney/Pixar movies understood this, but they don't anymore. Shrek is a kid's movie, but made a lot of money because it also appealed to
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@againstgrmrs "...post op with a Sigmoid colon vagina." It reads like an erotica sci-fi novel.
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@Eternal_Saints_ Holy smokes, looking at these replies, I feel like I read a different thread from everyone else. Does the populace of twitter lack basic reading comprehension?
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@Papa_Ostler I would hope others love me enough to invite me to repent of a lifestyle that can never bring me happiness.
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@YourBudTevin I thought you guys loved St. Floyd?
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@strike_dr China Cultural Revolution 2.0, just around the corner.
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@GuardTm "Disabled people exist." "Do they exist in dungeons?"
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@monsterhunter45 I once paid $80 for a book that was out of print. It was a series I read in my childhood and I wanted it for my kids. It was the last of 8 in a series, and one of those dime a dozen middle-grade novels that were published during the late 90's, early 2000's. It was worth it.
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Check out Everfont on Audible today!
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@Dianexis Sub 70 IQ response.
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@GenericJazz8997 Retards often mistake intelligence for stupidity.
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@jkimballcook The real answer is that both parties are the result of secret combinations and the only choice is to pick the one that is less evil. Personally, I like the party that doesn't kill children.
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@konylishious Time is the one resource you can never measure. You can watch the sands of the hourglass fall, but you can never know when, exactly, it will run out. Its about wasting time.
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@TheExMoCringe I would hope that if I was as dumb as Stacker, people would do the same to me.
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@EricG1247 @Jimmyshangups Tell that to the cities in California, Oregon, and Idaho that are voting themselves more water to take away from farmers. That is a localized issue, representative of what the problem we're discussing. Larger states will vote for things that are detrimental to smaller states.
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@melonakos @DeseretBro "I wish Nephi would stop being so divisive. Why can't he just keep his mouth shut?" "I wish Captain Moroni would stop attacking the Lamanites. He's dividing our nation through his dangerous rhetoric." "Doesn't Jesus know he's causing contention with the things he's preaching
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@Grummz They're going to change the Wikipedia edit rules because of this.
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@thejerryproctor This is sanctimonious drivel and unfortunately you are as naive as you are stupid. But, blame cannot entirely be placed on your shoulders. Intelligence is partially inherited and you are not responsible for the fact that what your parents gave you is lacking.
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@TraynorPrime @sadtheropod I actually wrote that first, but then was like "nah, it's illicit." Thank you for the correction.
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@GundamIsHere I think it was better than Weathering With You, but weaker than Your Name. I love all three, though. The music was superb. Probably the best in any of Makoto Shinkai's movies so far.
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@LericDax @IRHotTakes Kreia is the goat.
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@TheExMoCringe Holy smokes. Would you do this with any other religion and one of their holy sites and say its okay?
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@Lord_Kamek @kangminjlee @_rawrell I watched Frieren, the Wrong way to use Healing Magic, Hell's Paradise, Haikyuu, JJK, Spy x Family, and more within the past two years. I also just finished the Nausicaa manga. I don't watch as much as most, but I do watch. When was the last time you watched anime?
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@kangminjlee @xspotsdamark Kangmin Lee out here singlehandedly defending asians from the black community. Sun Tzu could take notes.
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@TheExMoCringe You can see it in his eyes.
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@BradRTorgersen @LucasSWGirl Andor is fantastic. Its the only good property to come out of Disney Star Wars, besides maybe Rogue One, and it's because Kathleen Kennedy had nothing to do with it.
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@corellianlegend He had the greatest potential of any character. I think he should have been the main character, not Rey. I think he should have gone with her to train with Luke. Instead, they made him into a joke Character. Its honestly a travesty.
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@CDCgov Sneaking "booster" into an ad for car safety. Sneaky, sneaky, CDC.
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@fopminui @Morbidful I love stories like this. They bring tears to my eye.
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@maklelan "When they are learned, they think they are wise."
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@monsterhunter45 @RocketPulpHack Technically, the Demon Slayer preference is referencing the manga, as the anime hasn't reached the point where those characters are revealed to have a relationship. But its still a different medium thank books and is more comparable to comics. This garbage makes me sad for the
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@zeit_sinn The boot makes it top tier. Without the boot, it is nothing.
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@LatterGaySa1nt @Ch_JesusChrist This is all great, and will separate the wheat from the tares. Welcome to the harvest/reaping.
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@Rosie_Gamgee_ I found Lee Pace because of the Hobbit . I hope he gets some more lead roles in the future. Great actor.
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@atoilet234 Nope. A remake would ruin it. Modern writers would stick their grubby hands in it and remove all the charm.
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@LifeOnaPlate Welcome to the harvest/reaping.
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@chrisstopher7_ @aangdaily Exactly what I said. Korra wasn't a great character. She accomplishes great feats, but always returns back to the same person she was the previous season, which is an entitled brat. Giving her bending back at the end of S1 was a huge mistake, as was having a different villain
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@nevitate This is fascism made manifest.
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