ciara🍯
@ciaraelliss
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Proper negative nelly + member of the woke mob
liverpool/stoke
Joined June 2023
Pinning this tweet to let everyone know that my name is pronounced like Keira just spelt properly. If you’ve been reading it as keyara you’re silly and if you’ve been reading it as sierra you’re American (derogatory).
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How does britain’s got talent even get enough applications to keep going. There is no way anyone above the age of 12 thinks it’s cool to be on britain’s got talent. And the AUDIENCE!?!?!? Are they paid actors.
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Every time I walk home drunk I get really emotional about how beautiful liverpool is. Tried to capture it I feel like you can get the gist
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Why do boys on twitter love being mean to their mums for attention.
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Soz who heard his saltburn accent and thought Yeah let’s cast him as someone from merseyside again.
Barry Keoghan will play Ringo Starr in Sam Mendes’ ‘BEATLES’ biopics. Ringo Starr has confirmed the casting news. (Source:
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The UK is so EMBARRASSING. Everything costs a million pounds. No one gets paid fairly. Everyone that asks for fair pay is vilified. The NHS is one of the only things for us to be proud of and it’s being ran into the ground as an excuse for sly privatisation. I need to LEAVE.
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James Arthur and Lewis Capaldi should be tried at The Hague for emboldening shouty men to sing like this.
this is genuinely just me being a hater but i hate this type of voice in male singers so much
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The chef
Milwaukee’s food scene is UNDERRATED and deserves respect. Crew dinner last night. Yes, this is a pasta flight.
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@lo_veme3 So you can’t bank transfer directly through your bank. Crazy. Enough semantics start saying phrases that make sense please.
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@MrPalmer03 It’s not that hard to just be like ‘Thank you but I’ll sort my own tea out’. You literally don’t have to be a cunt to make unfunny boys laugh.
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Dipping my rough handmade white chocolate croissant in the mersey.
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@Cian_McGivern Don’t even get me started on their cooking practices. I’ve seen enough pasta bake videos on tiktok where they whack hard pasta into the oven tray to ‘boil in the sauce’ and a huge block of bright orange ‘cheese’ in the middle. Painful.
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Somewhere between my camera laptop and phone the picture has become very low res but I looked gorg the other night not to toot my own horn
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I was born in the right generation. I love using google maps to get around the campus of the uni I have been attending for two years.
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No recorded smoking areas in big brother or love island. Woke nonsense.
As a leftist, is there anything you’ve seen that can be considered woke that you actually think is bad?.
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@whog0esthere Just isn’t a fucking WORD it winds me up. That word has enough syllables as is.
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Every boy in the replies to this tweet crying cos I think people should be nice to their mums looks like they unironically enjoy the new KSI tune btw x.
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British people realising they need to look up rather than down when analysing the causes of their problems is a very necessary shift I feel.
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Even if rex orange county didn’t have sexual assault allegations you still shouldn’t go and see him. On account of him being shit.
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i hate a ‘girls what are we buying our bfs for christmas this year’ tiktok. why haven’t you had an ongoing notes app full of gift ideas based on his various interests passions and tastes since the second week you knew him. FAKE LOVER🚨.
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Soz not to sound up my own arse but I think all the people who moan about how harvard referencing makes no sense are actually just a bit thick.
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Soz just feeling dead pessimistic today. So many people my age’s life goal is literally just to own a house. How are we supposed to be motivated and driven!!!!! I actually feel like I have no future.
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love olivia rodrigo. the message from all her songs is either ‘get a load of this guy i dated!’ or ‘i have hanxiety. am i ugly as well as annoying?’ I really respect it.
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Off topic but I hate that zooming-in-and-out-to-emphasise-certain-words thing that online millennials love to do.
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Just seen someone say PLT ‘needs boycotting’ for their new returns policy ??? Was their paying garment workers below minimum wage sound with you.
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@winterisontwt He seems so sound as a person but his music is very boring and now he has loads of insufferable men trying to be him lol.
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Genuinely can’t get over how evil this headline is. Been thinking about it all day.
✍️ 'When lesser mortals would have stayed at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on' | Writes @AllisonPearson . Read the comment in full here ⬇️.
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You’ll never guess what this tweet is in response to.
Don’t moan when people comment on Hillsborough then. Works both ways.
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@MCFC_Luke_ He sounded like someone from Dublin moved to Merseyside at the age of like 11. I don’t think people from prescot sound like that.
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Just found an ancient relic of my indie phase. What actually possessed me to do that
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Why did I think she was wearing an X factor audition number.
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@rainbowlollies I can cope with cream in a pasta sauce for example but drinking that much of it would make me feel so sick😭I just think if you want sweeter coffee then put a sugar in it ! Or use a sweeter milk like oat.
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Listen to what you want but be prepared to be called a boring weirdo if your listening habits are those of a boring weirdo.
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Can’t wait to have my own unfurnished house so I can become the final boss of Facebook marketplace and car boots.
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Made a lighthearted tweet about some American things that surprised me and they decided to take it as ‘my list of serious reasons that America should be nuked’
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annoyed that the xl bully discourse has given irrational haters of all dogs confidence to pipe up.
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The Southport attacker was confirmed to be born and raised in the UK yet ‘concerned non-racists’ are still pointing out that his parents are Rwandan, because at the end of the day the British right haven’t evolved past the notion of black people being ‘uncivilised’ and violent.
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@j5ckkk @AnneMarie I know you’re 15 so won’t have a job but dedicating so much time out of your day to reply to every comment that calls a rapist a rapist is very strange and sad behaviour.
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Just don’t understand why you’d go into the teaching profession if you aren’t going to respect the people you teach.
Teacher sacked for 'refusing to use transgender student's chosen pronouns'
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Deleted the America tweet lol It was the monarchist accusations that got me in the end😭I have nothing to do with that evil family !.
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Was going to ask why people went out last night for paddy’s rather than today but harry has just informed me that some people are employed.
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Why has no one mentioned the perfection that is You Know Me by robbie williams. That song went triple platinum in my house in 2010.
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@rslaterxx I did not fact check that one but yeah from what I remember they’ve got a proper antiquated banking system which is why they all use venmo. And why they all thought it was insane that british people buy rounds of drinks instead of putting it on a tab.
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Just had the nicest greasiest jacket spud the world has ever seen
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Asked harry to get us some teabags …. He only went and got these!!!! Mental bloke😂😂👏 #wontheinternet
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Hey guys just letting u know me and the rest of the feminist society looked proper gorg last night
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I am begging you to look at the screen.
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It is so miserable being a young person in the UK right now. I am going insane.
🚨 NEW: Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson has not ruled out raising university tuition fees to fix the funding crisis. [@Telegraph].
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This is bizarre behaviour.
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Not being skinny but also not being like hourglass curvy is so cool because I don’t own a single item of clothing that looks like it was made to fit me.
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Been thinking about this evil tweet all morning. ‘Big time socialist’ in the bio but your solidarity doesn’t extend to people with disabilities dpmo.
This one right here does kinda feel like a slap in the face when you work full time in a minimum wage job and there’s someone out there on benefits taking home 10K more a year than you
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I actually don’t understand how anyone can go out and only drink beer do you not just feel like you’re about to explode after like 3.
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@kyfernie The attacker deliberately chose to target a Taylor Swift themed dance class/bracelet making event. Obviously he knew what the demographic of that would be. To claim otherwise is both insincere and inappropriate.
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2 years ago Sam Fender charged 50 quid for a gig that was essentially a small festival. And now I’m expected to shell out 80 for just him in an arena ?? Gtf lol.
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Some of you lot are adults with jobs and you’re still excited that some girl has blocked you on twitter. So that you can post a screenshot of it and slag her off. Gerra grip.
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I love being from stoke because sometimes without realising I speak in caveman language. Like “You want go shop?” If my southern boyfriend spoke like that I’d think he was having a stroke.
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Concerned about the growing number of concert tickets being VERY EXPENSIVE for VERY SHIT SEATS. Nosebleeds in an arena should not be over fifty quid are u mental.
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Meeeeee I was born to rock a blonde bob
a thing i love about a girl in any medium with a fuck ass bob is that girl will KEEP the BOB. Decades. Generations. once a fuck ass bob, always a fuck ass bob.
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@thctaurus You’re going way too hard for this argument likeee you look like an actual freak. Plus your incessant need to miss the point is giving me really bad second hand embarrassment :/ take a breather !.
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On the brink of tears cos some slag has bought the next vinted purchase I’d planned in my head.
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Only children are all freaks hope this helps.
For parents with more than 1 child, can you tell me a really positive thing about having a second child? I don’t want the “they’ll be bffs!” Bc while there are chances they’ll be friends they could also be enemies. it’s true they can love each other they can also hurt each other.
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