Imagine this being announced on Sky Sports for the first time and everyone losing their shit. Nah, this fella has to tell us 14 years in advance because he can’t stay off fucking WhatsApp
A heartbreaking situation for Fiji's Josua Tuisova 💔
With one point needed to make the quarter finals, Tuisova will sacrifice attending his 7 year old son’s funeral in order to represent his country for the crucial final pool match against Portugal.
#RWC2023
This is superb. A girl in work went on holiday last week and one of her friends, instead of actually sending money for meals and stuff on Revolut, just texted the amount so it looked like she did 😂 😂
Imagine a Bet365 wrapped. How much money you’ve spent all year, your top 5 biggest wins and the player you bet to get carded the most
Would genuinely send you into depression
Oasis are going head-to-head with Sabrina Carpenter for this week’s UK Number One single
'Live Forever' has jumped from the Number 15 spot to Number 4.
To think that Luke Littler has probably lay on the couch at the house eating monster munch watching Stranger Things and now he’s throwing darts with Eleven
Merry Christmas Seasiders. How the Mrs has managed to pull off getting some seats from Bloomfield Rd il never know. See you all at Burton 🍊 Youuuuu Pooooollllll 🍊
Couldn’t give a fuck if charges are dropped against Mason Greenwood or not. Anyone with a brain who listened to the audio knows he’s a fucking scumbag and doesn’t deserve to kick a ball again
The year is 2060. Courteeners have announced another Heaton Park Gig to mark the 41st anniversary of ‘Heavy Jacket’. Liam Fray has to be wheeled on stage and is getting his gear fed to him through a tube. MainlyOasis hails the gig as “the gig of the century! 💥”
Tbh, I feel like a kids football match should you just be a football match. No politics, no flags, no armbands or anything. Just let them kick a fucking ball
You tell ‘em
@JamieWebster94
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Don’t be a wanker and throw your expensive pint. Love how the crowd pushed him to Jamie when he had the balls to give him the middle finger