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Alex Lillyart

@AlexLillyart

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The world is full of mental illnesses. I’m ready for the meteor….

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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@EvieAspinall_ The vast majority of men are like this. Maybe not to the extent of walking you to the hotel but at least giving safe directions. Sadly, in this day and age, we only hear about the small minority that would do something awful at that moment.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
6 months
@ArsenalN7 The King
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@40PercentGerman And nothing would be different. Here in the UK, if I traveled 7 hours (which I’ve done loads of times) I’ll come across 12 different ways to call a bread roll.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@Lansing_Rawls Her dad defo work for Lockheed Martin.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@racerbia Don’t do it Bianca. Don’t bring your brother into it to prove a point. Don’t do it. Ah damn, she done it.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 years
@hol0801 Have you been in an accident that wasn’t your fault?.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@ciaraelliss School shootings.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
16 days
@josh_oakford @FK09____ He’s not making pasta mate. Do some research.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@Context_less Anyone out there in their 80s or 90s are getting some pretty serious flashbacks right about now.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@Morbidful Should be freed in my opinion 🤷‍♂️.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@crazyclipsonly Agree with the guy recording. They went in that store knowing full well how much they had and ran up a higher bill looking for sympathy. If you’re that short of cash why you buying expensive subway sandwiches when you can get food cheaper elsewhere?.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@TateNews_ Bro banter. Nothing beats it.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@matt_bcfc4 The banana version of this slapped hard. Unlocking core memory this.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@MiaWilliamsLFC Hope you get what’s coming to you. Using the Hillsborough tragedy for clicks and likes associated with you OF page is morally and ethically disgusting.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@F1 It’s clear there’s a top 5 and a bottom 5 this season.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@MercedesNewsUK Literally 100000000% not his fault. Racing incident.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 I’m sorry but time is over for him. Every weekend he seems to be in the wall.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@Morbidful Mustangs. Even in the air their uncontrollable.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 years
@Brands_Hatch @OfficialBARCHQ Marshalls are fans of racing. That’s why they give up their free time to do it. I hope his family finds peace knowing he’s keeping the track safe for Senna, Hunt, Clark and Lauda in their eternal race around the clouds.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 years
@dave204 Missing the point here mate. Have a day off lad.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@ladbible Out of all that. It’s the Carling. Reported.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@FastestPitStop Just gonna ignore this team until 2026 then.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@RepliesGreat W SunnyV2.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
24 days
@HLTCO “Delicate whites from strong reds”. Fucking savage.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@bryansgunn Nothing wrong with just fucking leathering it.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 AM wasting a seat with him these days.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
10 months
@CowboySull Two things stand out in my entire time in Secondary school. First was a lad who picked up a used comdom barely two weeks into our first year. Got called ‘rubber boy’ for the next 5 years. Second was the Technology teacher getting caught shagging the Head of Art in a cupboard.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@itsalexiagrace @AVFCOfficial Bailey doesn’t want a kethead.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@LeahRayAFC Don’t know what’s worse tbh. The whiny voice, the fake tears, the fact we don’t lose ‘points’ at this stage or the fact you rep my club.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 months
@ade_oladipo1 “Accrington Stanley?! Who are they?!”.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@lamegff Onlyfans detected.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 months
@F1 Every graph I see like that makes Perez look worse and worse. What an incredible drop-off. Needs to be studied for future generations.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 Where did Perez expect the Ferrari to go? Joker.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@lporiginalg World is mad. I’m ready for the meteor.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@OfficialVizeh Luton P17.Chelsea P2.Spurs P3.Newcastle P10. What?.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
7 months
@F1Christoffer @HansZimmer So the soundtrack will slap hard 👍.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@F1 @OllieBearman Really solid mature drive. Give him Ricciardo’s drive.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@redbulletin Not a penalty.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
10 months
@PetulantWench I work as a chef. When a waitress comes in with an order from someone and tells us they were rude to them, we bump his/her order further down the line. 20 minute wait for your food suddenly becomes a 45 minute wait. Sorry not sorry.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
10 months
@autosport @ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc Gives Alpine fans a weekend to pretend their actually half-decent I suppose.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@SkySportsWSL Stunning header. No chance in stopping that.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@jamesenglish0 @KatiePrice Fanny like a punched lasagna.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 Nobody cares about those childish graphics.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
3 months
@FastestPitStop Wasn’t it Max who said footballers swear on live camera and they don’t get fined or reprimanded? And Football is a more globally watched sport. Point stands.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@ricnorrisf1 Famous because tits. I said it. One indycar win in a fuel-depleted race. Well done. Here’s your medal.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@WrestlingHumble Yes, many years ago I know.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
7 months
@norrispiastri Better than seeing personal photos slapped onto shirts from fangirls which is a bit stalkerish for my liking.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@F1 Alpine in the mud. Love to see it.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@nocontextfooty For context, she barely acknowledged the young lad when signing his ball. As usual, Megan Rapinoe thinks she’s prime Messi.
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1 year
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@NoContextBrits Look how close France is. Bet I could jump that.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@AR12Gaming Reminds me of the people who live in the housing estate next to the final corner of Brands Hatch. They’re always complaining too.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
9 months
@axe_f1 What. And I can’t stress this enough. The fuck.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@LeahRayAFC Watched this on mute. Can still hear the cringe.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@oralcn @LocalBateman If that’s skinny I’m clinically dead.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@itsalexiagrace Feel sorry for Villa fans at this point.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 years
@F1 Circuits need a flow. A character. These old school circuits are great for the modern F1 car.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 @astonmartin Happy birthday I guess.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@Fightful Jesus fucking Christ, he is hurting. That was personal.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 Ahh here we go again….
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
9 months
@nocontextfm1 Win the Continents biggest competition. For me it was taking a second division side from Faroe Islands and winning Champions League. Took 21 seasons iirc.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 If this didn’t show he cared about the history of the sport, nothing will.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
11 months
@sarj554 Amazing that I have to be constantly reminded he drove for Renault for a year. And before the DTS-haters slate me, been watching since 1995 so ssh.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 years
#AwfullyBritishFakeUKFacts everyone in the UK calls this a roll
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@messedupfoods So many non-British people in the comments. This is quality food at a very reasonable price. Especially in London.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 Took his time. Lap 17?! Amateur.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 GOATED performance from Albon. Quick in both wet and dry conditions.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@dnctway @F1 Watching the race with your eyes closed mate?.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@rumz3y @kobayashicore Lol. Behave. Don’t post original tweet for attention then.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 @paramountplus We know the real reason guys, didn’t have enough fuel for a sample. So rather than let him take a solid finish to later be DSQ’d (h he’d still be positive about the result) you just bring him in to be classified…. Last.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@WomenPostingLs Let me guess, you’re ‘big boned?’.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 years
@F1 @LewisHamilton Perez P4. Missed two races due to Covid. Doesn’t have a seat for 2021. Am I the only one outraged by this?!.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@Big_Data_Master Didn’t have much money to develop car and the others started to catch up. Especially with the double diffuser.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 months
@433_marc Jesus, what a bad take. Their fans of the sport and have connections with previous drivers who were popular. Don’t think for a second they don’t care about driver safety but at this moment they’re wired in. They’re working. Same as most fans. For me, as soon as that crash.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@formularacers_ Alguersuari. Was told at Canada to improve his performances or he’d be kicked out. Proceeded to go and improve performances but got kicked out anyway.
Tweet media one
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@WrestleOps @Carmelo_WWE It’s the “back” from Taker here that makes it cool for me. He gave Carmelo all the cues to cut this ending well and it worked. He’s learning from a legend.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
9 months
@thespursweb He’s just seen the team and the fans care more about stopping Arsenal win the league rather than wanting Spurs to win the game.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@FCBayern You can take the man out of Tottenham, but you can’t take the Tottenham out of the man.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@ClownWorld_ Always the ones with the blue hair.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@MrProWestie I enjoyed this map tbh.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@NoContextHumans TV licence. Haven’t paid for years. Sue me.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
9 months
@OliLondonTV Hahaha. Look at its eyes fade away when realisation kicks in that nobody cares.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@angryginge13 @Sidemen United have found Maguires replacement.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@Fifty_ShadesOfD @Morbidful I reckon at least a 1’000, maybe a little more. Beirut is an area that has a lot of unaccounted people. Plenty of people would’ve been close enough to be blown into nothingness so there’s little to zero evidence of them left.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
6 months
@RBR_Daily @ErikvHaren Lawson is a decent bet. Any news on maybe Mercedes’ pushing for Antonella to give him some experience? I’m sure he’s 18 now so qualifies?.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
15 days
@LukeWhosTalking I have a similar situation at work. I’m 38, all grandparents and dad passed years ago. I work with a guy who is 42. His dad and GRANDAD are still alive! I think it’s amazing.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@charlieINTEL SBMM killed that ‘advantage’ we all a had.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
9 months
@IndyCar That is ridiculous. Imagine racing past and seeing that fall down in front of you. Tradition is one thing, but that’s something else.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
10 months
@xxoMarina Maybe direct your question to why Stroll is still on the grid 🤷‍♂️.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@brutalfightz Ooo I know I’d get in serious trouble for battering a minor into the ground. But… hear me out….
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
4 months
@jameypricephoto As a massive F1 fan but also watch NASCAR, Indycar, WEC I agree. slightly. Best-open wheelers 100%. Best all-rounders, maybe not. Sebastian Bourdais in Indycar/ChampCar is a monster. In F1 he was dross. Montoya the opposite with F1 and NASCAR. Could Kyle Busch win multiple.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
2 years
@F1 Sainz car is dead man.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
10 months
@AMF1News Stroll is literally robbing an F1 drive at this point.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
5 months
@F1 I’ll be the one to say it but it’s overdue. Can’t be on the grid because you smile a lot and are popular. Results speak and the new crop of youngsters deserve their opportunities.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
3 months
@BillyMeredithMU Fanny like a punched lasagna.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
6 months
@FulhamFC They both already know he’s gonna be special. The connection is real. Hope good things for their club this year. Star boy has found a star place ❤️.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 Just shows what a Herculean season Albon has had.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
6 months
@PaulMcG92 Iirc, Button could’ve coasted across the line for a couple of points but would take a 10-place grid penalty for an obvious engine change at the next race. By having ‘retired’, the engine swap was free and no penalty applied.
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
3 months
@HillF1 @SkySportsF1 Damon Hill leaves but Danica Patrick stays? Make it make sense….
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@AlexLillyart
Alex Lillyart
1 year
@F1 @McLarenF1 @OscarPiastri Deserved. Great drive.
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