Denis ‘The King’ Law
Over 6 seasons he scored 29, 46, 39, 24, 25 & 30 goals.
CL Winner, Ballon D’or winner!
He has a statue with the rest of the Holy Trinity.
When Manchester United played Barcelona at Wembley in 2011 under Pep Guardiola. Nearly EVERY Barca player ran more than Ji Sung Park.
They were 100% Juiced up.
Watch it again.
Pep was a cheat then & 100% now.
Newcastle United fans,
We are NOT rivals, just because you played us in a Cup final does not mean we are rivals. The last time you won a domestic trophy the Queen had just been coronated…
So STOP trying to manufacture a rivalry that simply isn’t there.
Regards
Man United.
Not ONE player from Newcastle gets into Manchester United’s Team.
But they’re a Team, we are a bunch of overpaid individuals who treat the Club like the Glazer’s!
That is why Newcastle are better than us just now…
"The family will be really proud, they'll probably be a bit drunk as well" 😆
The local lad, Sean Longstaff reflects on a wonderful night for Newcastle ✨
#UCL
| 🎙️
@julesbreach
Louis Van Gaal NEVER played anyone out of position.
If he was Manager he’d have selected a youth player instead of Casemiro.
Like he did with Marcus Rashford.
Richard Gadd “We did everything to hide Martha’s identity where she wouldn’t recognise herself in the show!”
Internet after one day “Found her!” 😂😂😂
#BabyReindeer
• Marseille hadn't been Ligue 1 Champions for 16 years. Eric Cantona came & won it in his first season ✅
• Leeds didn't win League for 18 years. Eric came & won it ✅
• Man United hadn't won the EPL title for 26 years. Bought Eric & won 4 Premier League titles in 5 years ✅
Erik Ten Hag bringing off Kobbie Mainoo for Scott McTominay for tactical reasons is BY FAR the most stupid decision any Manager could make.
Literally swapped a natural holding midfielder who provided balance with a headless chicken who has no positional sense.
CRAZY!
@AstridWett
You didn’t “Out me” with DM’s.
You fabricated them to make it look like I contact Prostitutes.
Like I said, it’s defamation.
I don’t have Snapchat.
I’m happily Married.
You got upset because I was simply being honest. The End.
Wanting Erik Ten Hag out after one year!
Sir Alex Ferguson at Man United.
• 1st Trophy took 4 years.
• 7 years to win the PL.
• 13 years to win the CL.
He didn’t walk into Old Trafford & just won everything, it took patience & time.
The problem we have is EVERYONE has forgot how good Wayne Rooney was.
At one point there was Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Wazza.
I find it hilarious people comparing Phil Foden to him….
Liverpool Myth “Jurgen Klopp wasn’t backed like other Managers!”
• Darwin Nunez £95m
• Virgil Van Dijk £85m
• Alisson Becker £70m
• Szoboszlai £70m
• Naby Keita £60m
• Luis Diaz £60m
• Diogo Jota £55m
• Cody Gapko £50m
• Mo Salah £50m
• Fabinho £50m
That’s just 10…
Jurgen Klopp did NOT just take a Team that hadn’t won the PL Title in 30 years.
He took over a side that finished 2nd. He finished his Liverpool career with:
• 1 Premier League
• 1 CL
• 2 Carabao Cup’s
• 1 FA Cup
In TEN years.
He won FUCK ALL for 5 Seasons.
So please STOP!
You don’t support Manchester United.
You have NO idea what supporting a club means. We don’t need or want fans like you.
Support someone else.
The End.
I’ve supported
@ManUtd
since 1981.
• I HATE the owners.
• I HATE this Team.
Sacking Erik Ten Hag solves NOTHING!
We’re FUCKING ROTTEN!
• Stadium is rotten.
• Culture is rotten.
• Everything is rotten.
If God existed even he would say “Fuck that Job!”
Let’s be CLEAR Newcastle United fans.
• We are NOT rivals. Never have been.
• Manchester United doesn’t care about NUFC.
• Your rivals with Sunderland & maybe Everton.
• Your desire is to be noticed by MUFC is laughable and embarrassing, like if Gemma Collins wanting to
Gabby Agbonlahor “What about Antony, 3 Goals as a Winger?”
His record as a Striker for Villa.
32 Games - 5 Goals
36 Games - 6 Goals
31 Games - 4 Goals
36 Games - 6 Goals
18 Games - 1 Goal
14 Games - 1 Goal
@ga11agbon
Obsessed with
@ManUtd
and was a SHIT Footballer!
REALLY shit!
😡 “Man Utd players should definitely be paying for the fans’ tickets and travel!”
🇧🇷 “Everyone’s digging out Fernandes.. but what about Antony?! At least run around!”
Gabby Agbonlahor tears apart the
#MUFC
squad & urges them to compensate fans.
Look what the Prostitute got someone to sort for her?
Like I do Snapchat.
Like I’d contact a Prostitute.
I’m happily married to a Swede with class.
So fucking desperate.
@AstridWett
Take the L and fuck off…
My mate who is a Real Madrid fan said Manchester City are on something because of their work rate.
Pep Guardiola has a history with drugs from his Barcelona days as a player until today.
Not only is he a financial cheat, but he’s also the Lance Armstrong of football.
When Manchester United played Barcelona at Wembley in 2011 under Pep Guardiola. Nearly EVERY Barca player ran more than Ji Sung Park.
They were 100% Juiced up.
Watch it again.
Pep was a cheat then & 100% now.
So some context to the Manchester Airport video which is unsavoury to say the least.
These Lads were causing trouble at an International Airport and assaulted 4 Police officers, they broke a Police Woman’s nose. So they called the “Take No Shit” department because they were a
I’m NOT saying Robin Van Persie was Eric Cantona.
But that season he won the League practically on his own and you just knew if RVP got a sniff he’d score.
I’m sorry but I’ve been a fan of Manchester United since the early 80’s.
Onana is the worst I’ve EVER seen at Old Trafford.
Worse than Bosnich, Taibi & Carroll and they were SHIT!
18 goals in 9 games.
We called Schmeichel a wall, this cunt is a fucking wind tunnel.
It ANNOYS me people compare Pep Guardiola with Sir Alex Ferguson.
It also annoys people think Sir Alex was a better Manager than Sir Matt Busby.
Imagine the GREATEST Team that was young perishing in a plane crash & the great man built another great team?
JURGEN KLOPP MYTHBUSTERS.
So we have proven the following:
• Klopp spent £900m on players.
• Liverpool has one of the highest wage bills.
• In ten years he hasn’t won a lot.
But NOW we find out his team are full of drug cheats! Source? LFC fans.
Manchester City are FINALLY having their 115 charges dealt with by the
@premierleague
on Monday.
The WORLD expects the following result.
• Relegation (Pure and Simple).
• EVERY Trophy won in that period to be removed from their records.
@ManCity
are the worst cheats in
NEWCASTLE FANS!
There is no rivalry between us, Manchester United’s rivals are Man City, Liverpool and Leeds.
We a year in 1996 where the Geordies were “Competitors” but that was short lived and was no more than that.
You might want a rivalry, but we don’t.
Move on.
Sell Scott McTominay for £50m.
Sign 21 year old Amadou Onana from Everton for half that…
This Kid has everything he’s an absolute unit, just needs coaching and time and we could have a Patrick Vieira on our hands.
#MUFC
#ManUtd
Can we STOP putting Virgil Van Dijk’s name on the Mount Rushmore of Premier League Centre Backs?
He’s not in the Top 4.
1. Jaap Stam
2. Rio Ferdinand
3. Vidic
4. John Terry
5. Tony Adam’s
6. Sol Campbell
7. Vincent Kompany
8. Ricardo Carvalho
9. Virgil Van Dijk
10. Steve Bruce
I ❤️ David De Gea.
For me the 3rd best Goalkeeper we’ve ever had.
But the abuse from his own supporters is far too much, he’ll be appreciated once he’s gone because EVERY goal we’ll say “De Gea would have saved that!”
I HOPE the VILE DISGUSTING element of our fanbase learn from their VILE behavior towards Harry Maguire.
The abuse, Bomb threat, threats & abuse to his family are a stain on our Club.
Those fans who see it as a victory that he’s leaving I say this to you…
“Support someone else!”
BREAKING NEWS!
Gareth Southgate has given Sir Jim Ratcliffe a list of targets should he become Man United Manager.
• Jordan Henderson
• Harry Maguire (Offer 10 year contract)
• Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
• Mason Mount (Forgot we signed him)
• Kalvin Phillips
[
@samuelluckhurst
]
His name is Speed? Well he’s quick to come across as disrespectful and embarrassing.
How do you support Man United and not know who Paddy Crerand is? 🤦
I’m hearing noises the end could be near.
•
@ManUtd
can not self finance Stadium upgrade & Carrington.
• The Glazer’s don’t have the Capital.
• Won’t win over fans.
• Economy forcing their hand.
• Currently negotiating with potential suitors.
I do not know who…
#GlazersOut
Rasmus Højlund
Alejandro Garnacho
Facundo Pellistri (Number 10 there).
Kobbie Mainoo
Amad Diallo
Hannibal Mejbri
Lisandro Martinez
The ONLY Players at
@ManUtd
I’d keep.
The rest Id put up for sale.
After Garnacho’s WORLDIE!
10 goals I watched live that made me jump off my fucking seat and shout “WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!” “TAKE A BOW SON!”
Eric Cantona v Wimbledon.
Steven Gerrard has released his new autobiography “I wish I was Paul Scholes”…
It’s a tear jerker about a poor Scouse Boy who had to watch his rival win ELEVEN PL Titles to his ZERO.
My Gay friend just informed me that the phrase “Securing the Coin” refers to the ring piece of a Man!
So has Jermaine Jenas been sacked from the BBC for pestering Men for their bum hole? 😳
So the Premier League are pushing to relegate Manchester City from the League.
Senior members understand the need to maintain credibility and if it’s seen they are weak in the face of such blatant cheating and on top of that the total disrespect and failure to cooperate it will
Gabriel Agbonlahor from
@talkSPORT
is slagging off Antony as usual.
• Antony has more trophies already.
• He’s a BRAZIL International.
• At 23 and a winger, he’s scored half the amount of goals Gabby did in his career as a striker.
• Antony is also professional, unlike you.
Qatar leaving the race to sign
@ManUtd
just did the following:
• New Stadium ❌
• PL Title in 10 years ❌
• Guaranteed CL Football ❌
• World Class Players ❌
I hope the Glazer’s suffer in pain!
#GlazersOut
#SirJimOUT
@INEOS
I do miss 4-4-2.
I miss the days of flying wingers and Manchester United just going for it, grinding Teams down and creating so many chances the opposition were bewildered.
It might be more tactical these days, it certainly isn’t as entertaining.
Andy Cole was a better player than Alan Shearer.
Forget the International stage, Cole wasn’t in the club.
At Club level he won MUCH more and NEVER took a penalty.
His partnership with Dwight Yorke is by far the greatest. Calypso football.
If Facundo Pellestri can get fucking Darwin Nunez to score then Erik Ten Hag owes us an explanation as to why he stuck with Antony.
If we let this Kid go I’ll be pissed.
Only a small % of “Manchester United” fans (I use the term lightly for those Rats) wanted Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to fail with their
#OleOut
campaign. Proper Reds wanted him so succeed. The ending was worse than putting a pet down, but it was a great ride.
Roy Keane summed us up!
Erik Ten Hag must learn from this result and adopt the same “GO FOR IT!” Tactics because it’s our DNA!
My Dad hated LVG, Jose Mourinho and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and had this saying about
@ManUtd
and defensive Managers.
“You never put a saddle on a Mustang!”