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2 years
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@ProTwoolz Well that’s not on her brother. Do better.
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@TheMMB_
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4 years
@Hauwa_L Pretend the hair is a big hijab. This is the best I can do Hauwa😂
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@TheMMB_
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4 years
Hey guys, please help share. My friend is missing Name: Ayo-Olagunju chibuzor Ruben Gender: Male Last known location: Festival of Light, Lekki toll gate Please anyone that has useful information on his whereabouts should reach out.
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3 years
@Godwilnotwhineu @chizom_ How about you go to their house and spend 4 days.
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1 year
@CyrusAgbo So they didn’t tell you the part you have to pay 11 hundred dollars to each one?
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1 year
@Vader_Wildcard Omo! Lion no Dey born goat. Idan’est of the Idans! May he rest well!
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2 years
@julieeeg2 If you know how to go home, that shouldn't be your problem.
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2 years
@TheHabaneroChef Not her correcting "killing" to "slaying"
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3 months
@oluwaflojo I don’t have a younger brother. Thanks, you can leave the room.
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4 years
Davido is the only person I can allow shout at me
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2 years
Omo i no get 3 friends to tag. Even my burner don tire.
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
The beauty of just casually opening your eyes in the morning after sleeping.
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2 years
@Oli_Ekun Lmao he literally went through the 5 stages of grief in one screenshot.
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3 years
@AliveFTP_ O tey say labour
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4 years
@waleonetime @Kulquidd Funke for Chiamaka part lmao. Onidoti niyin
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4 years
I love Dj Cuppy's energy.
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4 years
@TundeTASH My favorite experience isn't one of those artistic things. It was when I got to my room 10pm on the first night and called a Nigerian restaurant 35 minutes away that was closing at 11pm. I made it there and ordered real jollof rice and dodo. In Madrid. It was a blessing.
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3 years
@TheManAfricano @niggazoid Lol Lisbon to London that I've bought for 42 pounds. Go to skyscanner and check May. Lol keep up.
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1 year
@dannah__montana Lmfaooooo this is the funniest thing on the internet today.
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@TheMMB_
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5 months
@Mochievous I raise you Portugal tourist visa (Schengen).
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@TheMMB_
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2 years
She taught me how to make Pap. Calls me "Princess" and holds my hands in the market 😂
@fisayoade_
Fifss✨- A CBAP | Career Coach 🌍
2 years
I need more people to tell good stories of when they first met their in-laws, tired of these stories of suffering and stress.
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1 year
@trending_medic Bookmarking this for when I get to my grave 🤭
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
Don't get discouraged. It's darkest before dawn. This is gonna work. It's gonna work.
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3 years
@Gbxnga It's the audacity she and the friend had to type it out. Barest minimum community
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@TheMMB_
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11 months
I never get any full pictures so I’m pretty stoked I kept still for this one. I’m 6ft (or 182cm without the 0.88).
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@IamTommivill
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You’re Tall and you know it 💪 Introduce yourself to us with your full picture & the height. I’ll go first 👀 Hi! I’m 6.2ft
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@TheMMB_
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1 year
@Mochievous It’s gorgeous but I’m not disciplined enough for the rules. I’ll probably end being stuck on a can of lemon soda.
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4 years
@chi_derah How didn't he even hear Game of thrones or how she admitted to saying he was white when she didn't. Still funny as hell
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2 years
@folasade_daini One that is absolutely not gonna listen "is this gonna be recorded?"
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3 years
@MizNma27 @SeniormanOA Oh sis. No it doesn't just flip. 😂😂😂 Leave it for Nollywood
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3 years
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1 year
@Only1bigcee @ProTwoolz The dog is your competition here hunnie. 😂. Don’t be mad at me 😂
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@TheMMB_
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4 years
InSTaGrAm saW i.... ah no, just take it.
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@TheMMB_
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2 years
@HuldermanDavid 😂😂😂😂 this why women live longer 😂. I feel ya
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@TheMMB_
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4 years
I've always wanted to say "hEy LoOk, I GoT baLlOons tOdaY". Hehe, I completed 25 in 2020, 26 is gonna be a blessing. Please say Amen and add yours.
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@TheMMB_
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@trending_medic Lmao. This tweet never gets old.
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@TheMMB_
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6 months
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@Zikoko_Mag
Zikoko
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Hot babe! Quote this tweet with a picture that reminds you of how hot you are
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@TheMMB_
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5 months
“sTrAiGhT pEopLE PareNts”
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@artmuva
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straight people parent so strange to me. why dont you let them grow up and explore what they wanna do? instead of forcing them to get a traumatic brain injury at the ripe age of 13 cause you want them to get drafted like you probably didn’t. parents gotta stop living through kids
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@l0nabaybe I thought it was “A Serbian film” for everyone.
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
@wakawaka_doctor With the way I'm chewing this sardine bread this night, i can't make it.
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2 years
@trending_medic Yo! You’d think an average mind would know better 😂. Like is your skin sick? Did your doctor prescribe a skin medication for a disease? Why so much layer covering to build someone’s beauty brand and bank balance?
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3 years
@lordcaliph01 @notEezzy When you sell, everyone you're Gs with makes the same sale. It's the NFT duo utility benefit. Total here 46m sales. dYoR
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@JadeD_44 @SomaKazima Lmfao 😂😂😂
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@TheMMB_
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2 years
@officialenam_ Small Algarve, you're panicking. Na dem get the name 😂
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2 years
@lenoxroadpoe You won’t keep your woman that way. You need to do better or she’ll go somewhere else. 💀
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1 year
@_littlehuman_ @Caramel_Lima Leave them to be self sabotaging and promoting nonsense for likes and ratings as “men” who have “life” problems with girls who don’t understand, when they simply don’t communicate. 😂
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
So that madam will promise not to touch her man's phone. Twitter will bring the phone to her, free of charge. I'm screaming. In in pains 😂
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2 years
Mid October dump.
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2 years
Shey you people dont have questions about crypto ni. Everywhere NFT🥲.
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@trending_medic Did this once for a year, then booked a flight to break it and they cancelled it. I don’t think i have cried any more bitterly in my life.
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3 years
@lynette_sylvia1 @asemota I mean, i don't want to bond. I need you to get out of my space.
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11 months
@almaasinobi Even if it’s to faff and soak up the sun. “Men audition” conversations need to fulfil their rightful stay at the bottom tier of any female convo. It’s so excruciating to see/hear.
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11 months
Halloween was Simple. 🙃🤭
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1 year
@ZeeRight I’m not sure if I’d personally need one “app” for everything but there are websites for that. is a really simple one I use.
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1 year
@Whereisabdull This quote nearly banged but out of shame I went to google, to confirm that ventilation meant outdoor air only, but it doesnt. The jokes on us 😭
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1 year
@0x @iamfearlessking Omo. I really really really think it’s okay for a professional to tell you that doing a certain thing is outrightly bad for your well being, without putting candy on it o. It won’t always be pleasant. That’s actually reality and it won’t please everybody.
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@TheMMB_
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Working from my office today. First in 2.5 years. I wish someone would make me a playlist.
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Here's what @Hey_pelumi and i discussed today on day 4 of @Goaldiggers_dao Women in crypto discord learning session. Led by @zayzay0_ mvp!. Related links in thread
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@TheMMB_
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@naomi_ojoma You're a good woman like her. We hope you get a man like Chisom to exert your strength. Help us bad women clear the road. Twale mama.
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1 year
@trending_medic Premium fooling.
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
@FamilyTips___ Tried to at night, It was cold(10°), he said he couldn't let me go alone and chose to walk behind me and pretend like a stranger. Be venting and fuming in front, let me sha be looking at you. 😂 Ate and dined outside, he sat at a distance and was looking. Without a coat. Agbaya.
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@TheMMB_
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4 years
@Mochievous They have courses. Check youtube or in de (hehe) for Binance Binance courses
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2 years
Aborshan
@iamscrummy_
SCRUMMY
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Please what is it used for?
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Happy birthday @notEezzy have a good one!
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@dondekojo Getting told "it's not your fault, why say sorry?" when you say "I'm sorry about a situation How would it possibly have been my fault?
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2 years
May Dump
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@TheMMB_
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3 years
So this... Small math ear and dear.
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I’m not sorry. Updating your media.
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@opexvi @_renoma It's a common experience, it's not a ceremony, and men barely share this information. But yea, go off on the numbers 💀
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@trending_medic Lmfao my favorite is the Podcasts and Nails 😂
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@TheMMB_
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1 year
Loc down rows up! New hair chapter!
@TheMMB_
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I’ve decided to painstakingly take out my locs for the rest of the year. My timeline is 6months. I’m gonna take it out, comb out every element of lint, then fly to Nigeria to do sisterlocs in the smallest possible version. Wish me luck.
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@TheMMB_
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2 years
Sol to who gets their PVC(completes the process) this coming week.
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@0x I think it’s his style, looks more like sarcasm and banter to me. He passes a good amount of education in his videos imo. He also talked about sunscreen. I think that’s solution oriented, only in that same style of delivery. I love an unserious doctor o. Life is short.
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1 year
Weh…
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@Folasheycrown22
DIVINE T🇳🇬🇨🇦
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Quote this tweet with your Avi 🫴🌝 🤲🏽
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2 years
This is the happiest woman on the internet.
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6 months
Them. 4 new.
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6 months
Okay but why have I been in 8 countries this year, and it’s just April?
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There are oddly “number specific” balloons on bed and my Twitter.
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@pyjama_ceo lol Irish names will gaslight you!!!! Grainne and Caoimhe are where I draw the lines.
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3 years
@fadz_eye You'll now have to act cool so you won't get judged 😭
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2 years
The website BigOS talked about is @zayzay0_ Incase you want to upload it to the space.
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1 year
@asemota It’s the immunity we’ve built against this reality for me. We are indeed extremely happy people. 💀😭
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3 years
Okay guys hear me out. Your parents can offend you. Why can't they apologize. Why do you have to apologize for feeling bad that they hurt you? I don't know if this a flex, but I wanna be able to tell my child I'm sorry for hurting them.
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1 year
I get it but it can’t be so so so bad 🥹😭
@Dentalgiorgio
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I haven't seen any person on nose ring that I'm like, "wow they ate." Looks dirty, imo.
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@lidocaine_v2 I think she doesn’t just trim them. Like the nails of people in Unilag Architecture department.
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@allenakinkunle The tweet on recruitment I saw around this, was giving the “delve” energy. Like can you rest.
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This has to be the most inclusive dress I've seen in my life.
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Hertunba
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Total beauties in Rolly 😍.
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2 years
When your cooking starts to taste like your mum's, know that who gets the treatment on a daily, has unlocked level legendary.
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3 years
Tbh if your opposite gender "best friend" can't be your spouse, you have no business having an one if you straight. Cut all that woke attempt of a BS.
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Lmfaooooooo. I’ve chosen. This is peak humor for me and I buy every single one of his content. Na Una know whether he funny Abi he no funny, he gives me the right amount of laughter I need.
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Mr. Láyí
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@MphoMoalamedi Like my phobia extends to people that aren’t me. Oh you’re pregnant? Connggggratssss
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@Hauwa_L Sacrifice. How to use people for sacrifice Hauwa. Some people stress me.
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@Tyek000n Is it your contentify?
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Guys before you say "I want a woman that will give me peace of mind" Say this 468 times "I will be peace of mind to my woman". #LagosSwindlers
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2 years
July Dump...
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@nkayokwudiri
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Show me your IG feed. 🥰
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3 years
If you’re scrolling past this, post a mirror selfie (or two)
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@IB_DAVIES
IBIFUBARA
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If you’re scrolling past this, post a mirror selfie
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