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gay | Beyoncé, Chloe x Halle, Dolly Parton | Notre Dame | WBB | Cincinnati | 🇱🇧🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | BLM

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I’m obsessed with her whoever she is
Me when I have my AirPods in and walking anywhere:
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hehe
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When I win the lottery, I’m gonna buy every single ticket for a Beyoncé concert so when she comes out it’s just
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Go read the first word of all my tweets
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The father The son
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pearl with a girl earring
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Bitch, it’s King Kong Yes, I’m King Kong This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong
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Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down
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Curiosity
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Us from Mars.
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The kids at prom who didn’t know Carrie at all when she started killing everyone:
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HOW ARE Y’ALL IN YOUR TWENTIES AND IN DIFFERENT CITIES EVERY MONTH??? HOW DO YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK/LA/SF/(ANY BIG CITY) AND STILL HAVE THE MONEY TO TRAVEL SO MUCH??!?!
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It’s time
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ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!
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TIP TIP TIP ON OCEAN FLOORS TEN-TA-CLES ACROSS THE SHORE
@FatherShimada
しまだ
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Oh she’s so cunty
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I so badly need an episode of Abbott Elementary where Janine and Gregory go to the movies and Gregory orders a large popcorn and Janine is just like
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You can be BOTH, meet in the MIDDLE, dance all NIGHT
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
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Two types of people,which one are you?
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I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life
@Snow_Blacck
The Nostalgia Queen
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Age yourself with a commercial.
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This is.. not a cute story?? A 45-year-old DMed a 17-year-old when said 17-year-old had just come out. Like, this is incredibly predatory????
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Them adding a quasi-trap beat just for her verse………
@bugaaboo214
TYRANT 𐚁 Cowboy Bugaaboo ★
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Beyoncé ate this song like it was hers
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this was supposed to be her Espresso
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forgive me
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@ThePopTingz
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Bebe Rexha has released her self-titled studio album "Bebe".
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glenn close glenn far
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@dannah__montana
Dan
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for halloween this year I went as my favorite novella
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oh she scalped the founding fathers and turned their wigs into assless chaps!!!
@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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Thinking about the word minimum written in cursive
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Imagine being so iconic they name a whole state after you omg
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ate up the original so bad that this became the original
@iconiksongs
songs that changed history
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what’s a cover that completely outsold the original song?
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did y’all get this too
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Act i: KNTY Act ii: KNTRY Act iii: KOCK
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that is a column
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ً em 🕒
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the third row describes ur love life
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DICK DICK DICK ON DEAD GIRL’S PHONE
@Kevunn
Weary, Worn, and Sad
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Never forget.
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9 albums in 5 years… like leave us ALONEEE
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@gardenoutro
macaulay cockin
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another fucking album
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I want all famous men to know that I will sign an NDA
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How I walk down the street at night when there’s a woman walking alone so she knows I won’t attack her
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Me after Renaissance: Me after Lemonade: Me after Self-Titled:
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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how's beyoncé gonna top this album y'all. HOW😭😭😭
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It’s truly amazing the difference it makes when choreo is clean and suited to a performer’s capabilities, as opposed to choreographers making a routine with no consideration of the artist and hoping people don’t notice the background dancers are eating the artist up
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I think all three of them did great 🙂
@beyoncepress
Beyoncé Press.
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I'm relieved that the ORIGINAL choreography for "Single Ladies" is trending on TikTok! 👯
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Going from “Texas Hold ‘Em” to “16 Carriages”
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Y’ALL omg I just found this new up-and-coming country star and I think she sounds really good! Take a listen and support a young artist with a dream ❤️
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my dad and me 🤷‍♂️🇱🇧
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@candmv
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mi madre y yo (dos gotas) 💖
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He’s a yassified Adam Scott and I will say it every time
@fiImgal
bethany
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will absolutely never forgive myself for having such shitty eating and exercising habits and not looking like this
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not everyone got it, but i got it
@RuPaulsDragRace
RuPaul's Drag Race
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C’mon herstory! 😂 @LatriceRoyale ’s impact lives on 11 years later! #DragRace
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4 years ago, I went on my first date with a man who swept me off my feet 🥺💕 We talked and laughed for hours and it felt so natural. I was finally getting my happy ever after 🥰❤️ 4 years later, I have no idea where he is and I’ve been single for 3 years and 11 months! ☺️💖✨
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the bottom corners of maps:
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“quit shoving your LGBTQ+ agenda down our throats” Actually, that’s literally all I’m going to do now. I am literally going to suffocate you with my gayness. Because if my people are going to be slaughtered for being who they are, you don’t get to tell us to hide it.
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You see how she doesn’t abandon an album a month after it’s released??? Three months later and she’s still working! Some artists should take notes!!
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Ariana Grande shares new teaser for ‘the boy is mine’ music video, out June 7th.
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act ii & act i
@TeamUSA
Team USA
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The Cowgirl & The Queen. #ParisOlympics
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actually I think rolling stone is right
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until the room stinks and paint is literally dripping down the walls
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This is why I don’t take any of y’all voting third party or not voting serious.
@ZachWahls
Zach Wahls
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The next president could well appoint three Supreme Court Justices. Thomas is 76, Alito is 74, Sotomayor is 70. The balance of the Court could get even more conservative at 7-2 or it could swing back to middle at 4-5. It's up to us. Vote for @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz .
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he got a haircut and a tan and said “get me on fox news I have something to SAY”… true gay confidence at work
@mattcorridoni
Matt Corridoni
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🔥 from @PeteButtigieg on @FoxNewsSunday : "Crime was down under Joe Biden & crime was up under Donald Trump...now I don't know how often that gets reported on this network...[but] why would America want to go back to the higher crime that we experienced under Donald Trump?"
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Suzanne Collins naming the bread baker’s son “Peeta”
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Yeah I hate Jill Stein with a passion.
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@ZachWahls
Zach Wahls
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Jill Stein received more votes than Trump's margin of victory in every key battleground state in 2016. The result of this was the overturning of Roe.
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Zendaya has been cast as the top hat
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Lionsgate has acquired the development rights for a potential ‘MONOPOLY’ movie. ()
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Here is what I have learned: - Rich families - OnlyFans/Sex work (whether casual or as full-time work) - Sugar daddies - Travel for work - Credit card debt What I am still lost on is how people with corporate jobs get so many days off, but my assumption is WFH/great benefits
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We were so confused meanwhile it was just left-to-right and top-to-bottom 😭😭
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JazzyB9481
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I’m reminiscing on the chaos and confusion the tracklist caused
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@shawntifying
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The perfect steak
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The talent + the face card She would’ve OWNED NIL 😮‍💨
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@TSO_Sage
TSO_Sage 🤫💯
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Real quick who put you on to womens basketball?
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Likeeeeeee let’s get into it! FOLD = another chore (folding laundry) FOLD = giving up (she won’t give up) FOLD = a move in cards (referencing Texas Hold ‘Em)
@B7Album
COWBOY CARTER Updates 𐚁 ⭑
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This is a bar idc
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Grandmother Willow when Pocahontas shows up with a white man
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‼️🚨 PLEASE, DO NOT BE ALARMED, REMAIN CALM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE DANCE FLOOR 🚨‼️
@achemeii
dimi🍓
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NAH WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F IS THIS?? I JUST WANTED TO CHILL OUTSIDE
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did it work
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@Bray_erryday The “+” in LGBTQIA+ stands for mathematicians
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this screenshot will single-handedly destroy twitter #TheWhiteLotus
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are you joking????
@CollegeSportsO
College Sports Only
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Is there a single TV show with better opening credits than Ted Lasso? 🥹
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Everyone’s focusing on the ~fit~ of the pants but I would like to know the *BRAND* because if they’re that tight and he’s doing all that and they didn’t rip… I need them
@tiff4mahogany
Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 NATO MEMBER
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Mean gays & usher.
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Absolute insanity that this song didn’t hit #1
lady gaga’ bad romance will always be iconic
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It’s insanely laughable to me that SNL won a hairstyling Emmy for putting a wig on Maya Rudolph to make her look like Beyoncé… while Black Is King, the hairstyling masterpiece with the ACTUAL Beyoncé, didn’t even receive a nomination. It’s mind-boggling and disrespectful.
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Portia after being dropped off by her kidnapper in the middle of nowhere and realizing her boss was probably murdered on a yacht: #TheWhiteLotus
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December 13, 2013
@sunshinesnation
noah ☼
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what does these colors remind you of?
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Quick shoutout to the people who pointed out that the designer I was thinking of is Iris Van Herpen!! I couldn’t think of her name and it was pissing me off!! 😩
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“Beyoncé doesn’t have any powers” okay then what’s this
@Wishmakerz
Wanda Maximoff’s Defense Attorney
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Who’s winning in a fight?
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companies companies on may 31 on june 1
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Dune (2021)
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them
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@westerosies
westerosies
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5 new dragons will be featured in ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 2
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when a guy takes his sweatshirt off and his shirt lifts up a lil bit with it
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When a top has long nails, it’s like he
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Hi gay men, quick reminder: sexual assault is still sexual assault even if you’re gay! STOP TOUCHING AND GRABBING PEOPLE WHEN THEY DO NOT CONSENT. PERIOD. It doesn’t matter if it’s in a quiet setting or at a bar; it doesn’t matter what they’re wearing or how they’re acting—STOP.
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Every time I step in a gay bar I imagine how amazing the gay bar experience probably was in the late 2000s when Beyoncé, Rihanna, Gaga, Britney, Katy, Kesha, etc were all dropping BOP after BOP after BOP after BOP at the same time
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It continues to amaze me that this is how Beyoncé starts the Renaissance show Like I NEVER would have guessed that she would start this show with just her and a mic singing a ballad. And yet it’s perfect.
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@johnpavlovitz
John Pavlovitz
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Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Oz... ... GO! #VoteFetterman
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once a liar always a liar
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Elphaba: “So if you care to find me, look to the western sky!” Glinda:
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“mom, can you come pick me up? some senior just electrocuted the teachers and set the school gym on fire”
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@fcukeveryname
Fuck Every Name
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fuck antoine
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I made the pop tart mascot reveal into a gif so you don’t have to
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Freakum Dress CANNOT be beat.
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
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Which song has the best bridge?
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[lol you thought]
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When Beyoncé releases a workout dvd, the American obesity epidemic will be cured
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the Democratic presidential nominee doing more promo than Beyoncé I have to laugh
@chartdata
chart data
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Beyoncé's "Freedom" has re-entered the top 100 on US iTunes.
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So what I’m getting from a lot of y’all is, if you ever have a kid, you’d be perfectly fine with a 45-year-old man sliding into their DMs when they’re a junior in high school. Very weird if you ask me, but okay.
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The reason the hive gets so annoyed with people’s critiques of Beyoncé is that they’re never rooted in truth. They’re always ignorant assumptions that are fundamentally incorrect, but people treat them as fact because they don’t like her.
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If Biden doesn’t win this year, the U.S. is going to be stuck with a radically conservative Supreme Court (with 5 out of 9 justices appointed by Donald Trump) for the next 40 years. Take that as you will.
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Then them turning it back on for her ad lib???:$,!;&;$,!
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