Abeni Mrs Money
@TheHabaneroChef
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Licensed and Registered Caterer| Private Chef | PMP, CSM, LLB, BL
Maryland, USA
Joined July 2010
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Friends that enable your foolishness >>>.
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Kill them all please. Every single one of them.
Six boys have allegedly gang-raped a 19-year-old girl in Anam, a community in Anambra West Local Government Area of Anambra State. The six suspects are between the ages of 16 and 27 years old. One suspect reportedly filmed the rape of the victim while it lasted.
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Men donāt want to know God, they just want to use Him to make their wives submit.
Many women don't want to know God, they just want to use Him to change their their husband.
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If Iām eating Egusi and I bite into something I assume to be very soft goat meat and it turns out to be a mushroom, there will be consequences.
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I love that davido and chioma are in his dads house and theyāre not allowing any 30BG anybody in. Make everybody dey their dey first please. Make everybody just get out.
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I got home yesterday and found my mom and my child like
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My toddler is crying because he wants to be driven to school in a red car, my car is black. How is your day going?.
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Just like you wonāt see a Nigerian sunbathing but oyinbo will spread themselves under sun like cloth in ikoyi. Rest.
You hardly see oyibo snap in snow, but you see those japa people, they disgrace. You.
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The law don dey resemble accused o.
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You know when people say they canāt afford their taste in fashion, that was definitely Asake before the money.
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Lmaoooo I understood every word she didnāt say.
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I hope Hilda throws a celebratory party and wears the most scandalous outfit so you can all choke.
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Idk why you people spare the feelings of people that donāt care about yours cos I would have been slandering her food from here to kafanchan.
Eating beans and plantain at work and my colleague screamed 'what the freaking hell is that'. Meanwhile see the rubbish she's eating. If I tell am my mind now she go dey scream mental health.
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When you lose your own parents and sibling at once you can greet people anyhow you like at the funeral.
Same Man, different regard. Whoever that girl is,she lacks proper home training. You don't shake a person old enough to be your father while seating down.
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Love how this babe focused on the people that love and fuck with her music and ignored the hell out of everyone else. Love it for her.
Press wouldn't tell you that Yemi Alade just shut down L'Olympia in Paris. Historic!!!
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Instead of fixing Nigeria youāre doing chorister š©.
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I hate when you guys do this. Those boys tried ffs .They got silver and thatās ok, you win some you lose some.
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Nigerian men āshe could have avoided this.she should have hit the gym and dietā.E easy na him your mama full ground like basia?.
Beautiful Nigerian couple share their throwback photo from 8 years ago
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God please blow the trumpet. I prefer rapture. š.
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Came back to where? This is why I say you must hold a funeral, so when he comes back everybody in the area will scream āakudayaā.
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18 slaps!!!! 18! .And you people are about to deviate from the real issue because she got 1 slap. If I slap all of you.
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Omo e choke o! Titus dey do advert.
Have you ever added Titus sardines to your salad? š. It tastes super delish!. Start your week with a Titus Sardine rich salad and thank us later! š. #TitusSardines
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āI suffered so you must suffer tooā is a weird mentality to have. Itās witchcraft.
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I blame asake for this pregnancy š.His concert didnāt hold so I went home to drink with man šššš.
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Did they use sandpaper on your head? š.
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No be Awon āaiinnn say Shiiii we aiinnn say shiiiiā š.
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The Yoruba movie industry is filled with senseless people, old and young.
The people who named you Gbadebo made a mistake - Actress Remi Surutu says
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Whatās the meaning of āhe was born out of wedlock?ā to discredit a gubernatorial candidate!!! .Thatās so RAZZZZZZZZZ. APC is razzzzzzzzzzz .Because itās not like their ogaās son is from his wife o š.
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No big brother naija is the besttttt. May BBT never happen again God abeg.
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Not a damn thing. Who wants to cook with ingredient that will land them in prison ?.
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Almost at ā¬5k šš½
Please RT when this comes up on your TL. Aunty Bukola is my uncles wife and she was diagnosed last year with stage 3 cervical cancer. Anything you can donate to help will go a long way. Thank you .
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Threatening a woman with āgo and pay your childrenās feesā because she released footage of her husband beating her is daft. She will pay the fees and nothing will happen. Even if itās tough! What will be done will be done ke get out. Bloody miscreants in suit.
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Mehn under Jide Sanwoluās government a girl was kidnapped, raped and killed in a BRT busā¦.Have the perpetrators been brought to justice?.
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Disclaimer : donāt try this with a Nigerian man, if e say make you go, dey go oh.
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She said she doesnāt want to be told she looks like a man. You people should rest! This is bullying.
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If you mistakenly drink red wine while youāre ovulating youāre finished.
Ovulation horniness is the emperor and conqueror. You automatically stop thinking with your head and start thinking with your coochieš.
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If Mohbad put his properties in his wifeās name he has his reasons for doing that. Probably because he knew the leeches in his family will try to come for everything. Also when they were beating him up and down who do you think was nursing his wounds? His dad?.
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I wish i was one of the kids so I can bite his ear.
This made me smile š. Governor Sanwo-Olu and the incredible kids at @dreamcatchersDA . š„: Ademolaniran
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You people should be telling us when these people are coming abroad so we can disgrace them.
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š¤£š¤£š¤£ the way you people encourage mediocrity because you want to support the underdog is amazing. Thatās why Nigeria cannot prosper, no be curse.
Chef Dammy set to be invited for a 2-weeks cooking tour in the United States to be sponsored by a philanthropist Dr. Ayodeji Arojo. @dammypas
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I just learnt that most churches wonāt do baby dedication if they parents arenāt married and I wonder, should they dedicate their baby to Satan because theyāre not married? .I think the church has an institution has lost sight of why the church was created.
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I canāt believe how funny Nigerians are bruh šš
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Sex when youāre both wearing mufti.
What is casual sex???.
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Me that gave birth, got discharged, everything was okay, next day I was back on admission with a BP of 229 abi 239 canāt even remember. They drained 6 liters of water from my body in less than 24 hours. Wo pregnancy and childbirth is literally life threatening forget.
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None of them took photos with naira marley and Sam Larry, only sanwolu. You will never find my GOATS in the company of riffraffs.
āSanwo-Olu is working to get Justice for Mohbad on Naira Marley. Where is Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour and Peter Obi now that Mohbad needs them? - Reno Omokriā
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š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ why is Jamal stressing his mummy?.You send your kids to school with your hard earned money and they start schooling you
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Toyin Abraham is the queen of mid movies. No be today, wayyyy before elections she has been dropping mid movies and she overacts. Her acting is so cringe, sheās always forcing it.
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Please RT, sheās a single mom and needs all the help she can get.
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Lmaooo ugly men are not loyal o. Bagging you will give them mad audacity and boost their ego.
I canāt marry a very handsome man oo .Abeg.
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Of course theyāll call layis comedy overrated, he doesnāt slut shame, no rapey or cringey jokes, no misogyny. Of course you wonāt get it.
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let me explain to those of you that are saying itās dehumanizing, when we went to Epe to shoot the cover for ayo, a huge mob gathered, this was after he has sorted everyone o. To avoid getting robbed,they told our driver āwiz is going to throw money, once he does that and people.
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Thatās why itās good for your friends to be as mad as you are. Off the top of my head I can name atleast 5 of my friends that will bundle her out of there and dash her slaps outside.
How can you even be comfortable interrupting a couple on their wedding day like this ??
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Lagos didnāt frown when they were snatching and destroying ballot boxes or beating people at polling units š.
"Lagos frowns at". God I plead.
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Weāre almost there guys .Iām so grateful šš½
Please RT when this comes up on your TL. Aunty Bukola is my uncles wife and she was diagnosed last year with stage 3 cervical cancer. Anything you can donate to help will go a long way. Thank you .
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All Mikel Obi is trying to say is ālean on me no be press me dieā but you guys want to intentionally misunderstand.
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If youāre a newly married woman the best thing you can do for yourself is not listen to pastors, pastors wives, aunties, women that think they have PHD in marriage and sometimes even your own mom. They give some very terrible advice that will ruin your home in the long run.
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If your mummy thinks washing plate on the day that your gf meets her means sheāll be a good wife then you need to take your mummy and test her IQ. She go dey same level with Peter griffin.
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Even cooking for your husband is better when yāall rich . House maids can chop, cut, blend , wash etc and you MADAM can stroll in with your acrylic nails and just mix everything on the stove.
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Poor men also kill their wives and gf so letās not even try to make it about anything materialistic. The one that killed his wife over pap wasnāt taking her to Seychelles.
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If youāre planning to relocate please replace ādrugsā with āmedicineā in your vocabulary š.You want to buy MEDICINE not drugs oh.
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But if the wife is from a rich family, you will want her to transfer property titles to you as head of the family she isnāt a part of.
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When we were shooting the album cover for wizkidās AYO, there was firewood with fire that my friend was meant to be fanning, she started coughing from the smoke, so I said āif na Igbo you no go cough ohā, he laughed proper.
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She will go far on a real housewives franchise, she will chop beating here and there but she will go far.
Doyin is sha reality tv material.
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Had a roommate that couldnāt afford to be buying food, she always cooked cos instead of spending N500 on one meal sheād rather make efo with Pomo and eja kika to eat for a few days. If you offered to buy food for her sheāll tell you to give her then money instead.
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Lmao Laura ikeji is on IG complaining that a jacket she bought on fashion nova for TWO OH NINE DOLLARS is now on sales for $23. Idg should they now give you change?, youāre the one that did āfirst to buyā, ki lo fa ejo?.
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He is, his only problem is his penis honestly.
Davido is actually a good person, you canāt fake that much goodness, he will always have my love, no one in the Nigeria music industry come close.
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lol I said this to my friend today, she seems to be doing ok, we never see or hear of any meltdowns, sheās always smiling or kissing him. Annie that year dey breakdown biannually.
Honestly Chioma seems to be doing fine with Davido. If his antics were truly affecting her, the stress acne would be nuts.
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My lil Dinosaur š¦
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Lmao but you people pray against ancestral curses! Stay one place please.
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LP get baddies sha. APC babes look like trenches, even the celebrities.
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And morning food depends on your itinerary for the day, some days you can eat bread and tea, other days you need eba and ila alasepo to face the day.
Also Nigerians donāt really eat breakfast. We eat morning food, and there is no gap in the market for morning food let me tell you š¤£š¤£š¤£.
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Nigerian man and his mummy will say you should be up at 6am doing one or two things š¤£.
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Who remembers āchicken no dey cry for night, ayo ayo, chicken no dey cry for night, if e cry for night, I go kill am chop, if the owner ask, I go tell am say, chicken no dey cry for nightā.
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All of you stanning Venita are making me laugh cos on a normal day if she see you outside she go look you like say you dey smell like shit. She go first use eyes rate you.
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Lmfao did we not?.The dog that want to loss wonāt hear the phewwww of the olode.
āWe warned Halleā all the way from Nigeria is wild.
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After this make everybody dey go their papa house, all so fucking useless. 8 people and he was under water for 2 hours before anybody noticed. This isnāt biggies house, yāall gotta goooo!.
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Fav part about boat cruise is the no service on your phone, your bf wonāt be able to spoil your mood with his sulking.
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I always thought falz was making fun of one of his secondary school teachers only to find out he has been imitating his daddy this whole time š¤£.Omo pow like a gun.
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As youāre unattracted to your pregnant wife who is pregnant with your seedjust know there are people out there with pregnancy fetish and I hope she cheats on you with one of them. š«¶š½.
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The venue alone costs millions per day, now add preparation, all the free food you were all eating, internet, cctv, set up, gas, freezers to preserve the foodstuff, water to cook. Iām sure thereās more.
"I spent N80 million for my cookathon" - Hilda Baci cries out over N25k saga with brand -
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Iyabo is not just her real name but also her stage name, do you call donjazzy uncle don jazzy or will you call tiwa aunty tiwa savage?.
Iyabo ā¤ļø.
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Lmao you guys swear Nengi fumbled because you canāt grasp the concept of rejection. SHE DONāT WANT THAT MAN, if he likes he should become arsenals coach.
This guy is a proof that it takes an intelligent woman to spot a man of purpose which Nengi sadly isnāt š„.
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The person that impregnated me just asked me, āwhy are you walking like a pregnant womanā. Iām very very confused.
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Except sheās igbo and you want to run for Governor. The goalpost has wheels.
So your wife is suddenly not your family? .The generation does not cease to amaze me.
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Thatās how they bullied mohbad too. Bullied him so much he was scared to seek medical attention. Showing up wherever he goes to beat him. Now heās dead, Sam Larry and that fool that canāt pronounce R are still alive.
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Heās sick if heās asking that small girl for respect after colliding genitals with her.
Singer Paul Psquareās girlfriend rants, weeks after he said ārespectā matters more to men than āloveā
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And as a unilag girl we no dey greet first oh, unilag wey you go see your roommate for outside wave and she go do like say she no sabi you, now you have to dance shoki so you donāt look awkward.
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At Hildaās cookathon the medics were present to check her vitals frequently, these ones are running on vibesā¦.You people shouldnāt push the small girl into passing out, no be 100level una say she dey?.
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My mom gon send me a video of some girls smoking weed talking about āAwon Omo burukuā .Lmao okay sis, if you say so.
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Sent photos to my mom because she made maternity gowns for me. Her reply : IKUN WA LOTO, IDI WA LOTO š
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