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@uche_xxi
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Joined April 2022
Which one be contact in case of death??? 😳😳.NYSC make una no k!ll me oh😭.
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After 2014 WC final loss, me and my popsi sit down dey question ourselves why Messi no collect Spanish citizenship 😂😂😂.Thank God for life oh😆.
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I will not transfer money to you.
Everyday cho cho in my dms, leave me aloneeeeeee. Show workings.
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Una wey dey do “getting to know each other” with 15 different guys at once😂.But make them cut down squad for you, you never serious.
If we’re getting to know each other and I see you under any thirst trap comment or I see you simping. just don’t talk to me again .Rubbish.
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Civilian babes fake hate for OS like they’re not selling the same product in a different package😂😂😂.
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This level of thoughtfulness is only for people who are worth it. If you think you deserve it and it’s not happened yet, then you have your answer.
For Muna’s birthday, I gave her a book of curated photographs that I’ve made of her spanning 4 years. There are QR codes on some of the pages and they lead to some of her favorite songs so technically the book is also a playlist. 🖤
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You fit bring out 300m buy midfielders, Barca go enter academy point 3 random players say “follow me”, and them go better pass.😭😭😭.
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Nigerian women going “😱😱😲😲😱😲😱” in the quotes
I can never understand why a 15 year old is on the internet crying over why men don’t give her money for hair and lashes. What is going on ???.
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Peter Obi wakes up every morning, opens his calculator app and starts shedding tears for the country.
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Next year I’ll say a lot of NO’s. Nobody go make me do wetin I no wan do again.
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I remember one nonsense wey I cook give my papa one time he say I wan use tetanus kill am😭😭😭.
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@demetrius3244 There’s a reason I’ve mentally signed out of this country. If you keep thinking you fit mad.
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Barcelona 18 games, 38 points .Arsenal 20 games, 40 points .“Where is your coaching license?” vs “He will dethrone Pep”
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Yoruba men demon talk fit be joke but the evil of igbo women, no take am play.
What did Igbo women actually do to you all?. This PR is too bad. WTH 🤦🏾♀️.
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Look in the mirror my friends, look at the type of “love” you think you deserve. Not far away from what you hate I fear.
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Una wey no been wan associate with LP cos the ronu for your blood too much, you then decided to sit on the fence. I no forget any of una no worry.
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@bagofnuts_ I just dey laugh Chelsea fans wey dey talk make he be their 10😂😂😂.He plays better from deep.
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People always acting funny once they get breaded up is crazy, you’re not special cos you have “money” wallahi. You’re simply an adult, and it’s expected you start getting bread at some point to cater to your needs. You’re not doing anything extraordinary.
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@jmikhe @folaweffs Need badly .That assnal invincible shit way too overrated .12 fucking draws man lmfaoooo 😭😭.
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See him nose.He dey breathe in goals today😂😂😂.
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If you were rich rich you’ll not behave this way btw. Get your money up.
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Person wey approach you “is not really into you”.Idk how yall brains are wired man, idk man idk gfb.
If someone does this to me, I’ll just assume that person is not really into me and I won’t call. You approached me and I barely know you, so why do I have to be the one to call? If you want to convince me that you genuinely like me, prove it by putting in some effort.
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With age and experience, you come to understand that the best way to deal with women is to avoid them completely.
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Making PO’s candidacy a tribal thing na wetin dey vex me pass. Cos you’ll never see igbo people en masse clamoring for a thief like Rochas to be President. God will punish all of you severely. Starting from Wole Soyinka to yall that weren’t “convinced” about PO.
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Ghosting can only be one way. You can’t “ghost back” someone that ghosted you. Please be fr.😂.
One of The best ways to deal with ghosting is by ghosting. You don't ask questions. You don't seek closure. You return the energy.
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B.Eng. Electrical and Electronic Engineering.✅✅.Signed out in style today.
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Cules funny dawg, if na we concede 5 goals to atleti them go wan comot their coach head not minding we scored 5. Madrid don do am now and them dey talk “beautiful end to end football from both teams😍😍”.Una no serious wallahi.😂😂.
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Waste of time engaging best winger convos against Yamal. You should use your time better.
saka isn’t talented enough like him and it’s fine .
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Xavi changed this story. Dragged us to second this same season. Won the super cup and league the following season while conceding the least no of goals in la liga history. I’ll never forget that.
▪️ Ninth in La Liga.▪️ Bottom of UCL group with 0 points.▪️ One win in last six games.▪️ 11 goals scored, 13 conceded this season.▪️ Haven’t scored against Atletico in last three games. Barcelona mood:
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Una wey get parents wey follow support BAT I hope you call out their stupidity to them. Cos if your papa stupid like that e don finish for you.
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This babe bombing me with fake care antics cos she dey nurse me for billing 😔💔.“Don’t think too much” una, no worry I wan use today think well well 😂😂.
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Bro they were praising him when we won the league with 26 clean sheets😂.He lost “VERY KEY” players, got us to UCL QF(first in 3 years), Araujo sabotaged it. And all of a sudden he’s a useless manager. Thats why I can’t take any of them serious. Una no get any single level.
People acting like Xavi coached Barcelona for one year will always be somehow to me. Crazy how a lot of people can't think beyond last year.
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Xavi the European bottler vs Arteta the Pep regen. 22/23 league season. Xavi has:.Less xG and goals conceded .Double of Arsenal’s clean sheets. Higher xG.More possession, big chances created, accurate passes, long balls, accurate crosses per match, defensive interceptions.
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I really hope this ape is de@d.
PRESIDENT-ELECT, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA - ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU .Congratulations to all progressives 🎉, We fought a good fight and WON 🏆
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Nigerian men should raise their standards and get wiser btw. See how financial favors are frowned upon by these women cos they’re at the giving end this time. Any small thing una don open bank do transfer give these beggars.
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This una friendship sef😂😂.God will punish you and your friendship.
@darkkcaramel Broooo. I said I'm not interested but we could be friends, brother say no I'm not looking for friends. Torh.
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When you see how rich women move you won’t let women gaslight you for having choices.
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85 points and UCL QF in a season riddled with key injuries. Inexperienced and tactically inept manager.🙂↔️.
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Lack of tech wan wound Madrid midfielders.Carry road runners full everywhere.
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Next elections, a sprinkle of “igbo people want to take over yoruba land”, and these ones will vote APC again.
Listen to the background discussion, you as a Yoruba foolishly supporting APC online I implore you to go and do it in the real world.
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Nothing more dangerous than the religion x illiteracy combo. That’s about 70% of Nigeria’s population already. Our problem plenty pass wetin we know.
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One thing that kills me is how people are able to live double lives. Doing yahoo but praying to God.Having premarital sex in the night and praying to God the very next morning. My mind is not able to carry it out.
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Call Gavi dog, I call Vinicius monki problem start. No be names of animal again?.
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Every move is calculated, that’s why I laugh at men that think they’re dumb 😂.
Babes dey move like prime Kaka. It looks like natural flow of movement. Sometimes it looks like a honest coincidence but it’s a skill. It’s a talent. It’s art.
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Need make one hefty nigga corner me for this dark street stab stab me to death.
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I look at people that let their anger get over them as unintelligent, and I tend to avoid them with everything in me.
Nothing has taught me restraint like realizing that outbursts of anger fix nothing. A valid emotion, but usually quite wasteful.
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You’re trying to fit your ronu narratives and gender wars into US politics for few twitter likes. E get where you go carry agenda reach you go come turn moron. Congrats btw you’ve finally arrived there.
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If your attackers can’t consistently put out these numbers, you’re not heading anywhere.
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Ashes uno😂😂😂.Turn your nyash osiso make I paste you.
When she tells you 2 days ago now, the food you’re eating will turn to ashes 🤣🤣.
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I wish we had a working country, maybe Nigerian women wouldn’t be this hungry and shameless with their demands 😭.
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I find it very stupid when women think men work out for them😂.
Maybe I’m crazy but all this body thing no dey move me tbh .
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I’ll fall down and die the day I send a text like this to a woman.
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Most nigerians doing these petty buying and selling businesses are barely making any profit these days. Them just dey comot for morning make e be say them no dey idle.
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I feel sad whenever I read his tweets, cos with him Nigeria could’ve been on the path of getting better.
Good morning Nigeria. While I am still waiting for the receipt of the full details of the 2024 budget for examination and to ensure the prioritization of the items for growth, I wish to comment on some of the items that are already in the public domain.
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Friendly reminder: You bottled a 7 point lead and are now 10 points behind 🤡.
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