Miss D
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Legal Practitioner in Financial Services. Feminist. Lover of Christ. Member of @StandtoEndRape. Women’s Rights Activist. #ENDOWARRIOR
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Joined August 2011
If you want to get your insurance done, General, life just name it. I’m your girl. Send me a dm and I’ll fix you up with the best rates.
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Clubbing with your man is peak. All that pda .Grinding .Tongue kissing .Taking alcohol from his mouth. Then the gwak gwak after???.Insanely hot. 🥵.
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What is the fastest way to your heart?.
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Men <<<<.So sorry he allowed you do that.
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Uyo Meyo.
What is the mayor of uyo called? 🧐.
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How much is the one that is not mad?.
My G has a mad AMG for sale at a competitive rate, just 7.5M and location is Abuja. You can hit up @BosDami for more details.
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I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m one of those women that drop everything they’re doing if their partner asks to see them. This minute I don’t have weekend plans, next minute I don dust my blue weekend bag. 😭🙈.
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15 years ago, my mom brought home a two year old. I was so excited to have a baby sister and someone to play with at home. Today I’m packing her boxes because she’s now a uni babe. Wow 🥺❤️.
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I resumed at a structured organization barely two weeks ago and everyday I’m in shock as to how a work environment can be healthy. Thank God for his mercies.
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The police presence everywhere today shows how intentional our government has been in making our lives miserable.
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Imagine if Twitter added one extra character to the 140 limit. It may not seem like a lot but if they did it I'd be able to finish this twee.
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Exactly 5 months ago, I found out that I had ovarian cyst. Medications, procedure, recovery process and the pain broke me in ways I didn’t expect. I turn 25 tomorrow, my body hasn’t bounced back from it but I’m grateful for life. 🙏.
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Starting a new Job and career today. Cheers to new and humble beginnings. 🥂.
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Lmfao .That’s my spec 🤣.Just like my daddy 🥹.My mom was a fashion designer, my dad enrolled in fashion illustration school with her. He also used to stay awake with her so she can meet Christmas clothes and export clothes deadlines. He’d cook for us while she’s working❤️.
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Twitter for Africa Magic Yoruba please.
A husband sent 100k to his mum and told his wife it was 15k. His wife found out later that he lied to her. What will you do if you are his wife?.
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There’s a married men pandemic in Lagos. Those who have sent their spouses abroad and won’t allow single women breathe in peace. The government needs to step in at this point.
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Me to HR: I can see that there’s nothing against nose piercings and multiple piercings in this handbook. 🌝.HR: From your first interview, I knew you’d be a trouble maker. 😭😭😭😭.
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Last week I saw someone I had not seen in 6 years and he said ‘Ah, you’ve gained weight, your stomach is now big too. Tomi what happened?’.Then I replied with ‘Ah! You’re still poor and looking malnourished, what happened?’.He won’t try it Again with anybody, that’s for sure. 👍🏼.
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Sammie is a typical Nigerian man. Chase a bad bitch but insecurity won’t let him have sense then will result to slut shaming her. Angel finish this boy for me please.
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This isn’t what hangout means.If you want to have sex with someone just tell them and know if you’re on the same page or not.
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This morning I woke up to two unexpected credit alerts. This afternoon I got the job I wanted .God is the greatest ❤️🙏🏻.
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Lmfao body go tell you .When you find babes with yansh and you don’t have yansh, you’ll have sense.
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Have you ever met someone that made you say to yourself, ‘this person is bad for me, they’ll prolly ruin my life but I’ll enjoy it’?😭.
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How can someone lodge in a hotel then go missing???.Upon investigation, the management of the hotel confessed to burying him because ‘he died’ only for his family to discover he was used for money rituals as his body parts were found. It’s not even the first time. Christ!.
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All of you are speaking English because it’s not your child and most importantly that child is alive to tell the story. When they beat your own, don’t do anything .🙏.
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Please don’t pass obalende axis this morning. NURTW boys are fighting who God knows and they’re seriously shooting.
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Started my day crying because of someone that assaulted sexually me on Sunday night. Anyways he’ll be spending the next few nights in the police station. Bless up!.
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I can never forget a lot of things. One of them has to be Ajimobi walking into a room of pensioners who came to demand for their gratuity and he asked them if they didn’t have children to take care of them at home! .I’ll never forget!.
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If you’re with someone you love that actually loves you back I’m really really happy for you because it’s a jungle out here.
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I rewatched Bridgerton this week and I’m here to say there’s absolutely no reason why this ship should exist. Colin deserves better.
A gaze as impassioned as that of Mr. Bridgerton says more in mere seconds than any quill could to paper.
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I know it’s a long shot but I’m looking for someone that drives from Vgc or ajah axis to Yaba and back daily. I’m ready and willing to pay for fuel, I’m also good company. Help me please. 🙏.
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5 months later and I still randomly cry when people comment on my weight gain. I’m on meds, I cannot exactly work out. Please leave me be. 🙏.
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Yesterday I read on how orphaned girls in Niger state will be married off after the government failed them and their parents. Also, for almost 24 hours, Nigerians have been calling on the government of Edo state to help save a girl from the hands of pedophiles, with no response.
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God that did it for Vybz Kartel will do it for Burna Boy. 🙏.
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I know it’s Bants but please let’s stop encouraging bad behavior in the name of ‘The game is the game’ please.
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If I drop this video this TL will burn but we have serious issues at stake.
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Just so you know Baba Alado of Mushin is notorious for indiscriminate killings, land grabbing, and assault of innocent Nigerians all over Lagos. He has never been persecuted by the Government of Lagos State! .Never! .You should be ashamed of yourself @jidesanwoolu .#ENDSARS.
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I can never understand why a 15 year old is on the internet crying over why men don’t give her money for hair and lashes. What is going on ???.
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If you see any man in his early 40s at lekki phase 1 bus stop beating a tout with a belt, it’s my elder brother. I hate this Lagos 😫.
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I hate disrespect with every blood in me, that’s why you won’t catch me frolicking with a lot of ‘boys’ y’ll turned to banger boys on the TL. Please don’t @ me, mo ma gbe yin shepe ni. 🙏.
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I think asking people for money because they talked about their wins or getting money or buying themselves nice things on the TL is a weird and an unfair thing to do. I equate it to you seeing me drive out of a Bank and coming to ask me for money. It’s not fair, please stop it.
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For every great penis, there’s a greater penis. Know this and know peace 👍🏼.
You ever lay pipe so good, you trust Okafor’s Law gonna work in your favour?.
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Apologies for the lack of tweets recently. I am in love and enjoying my life….
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You’ll never find that miscreant where they’re supporting women. He only brings them down after fake aligning with their gender.
Wait,where is mummy of Lagos?? Is Bobrisky,the greatest chef in Lagos not supposed to be at Amore,supporting Hilda??.
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I went to court for the first time since the lockdown and I was so scared of saying, My lord I don't want to be forward in this your honorable court but if I may, may I, if I can, may I. I started rehearsing my lines in court. Lasisi should just avoid me 😭😩.
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The truth is when a person rates you, you’ll know. When they do not rate you, you’ll also know. The most important thing is knowing your place and acting accordingly.
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@tunnie__ They’re so dishonest and I’m glad we’re having this conversation. Hypocritessssssss.
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Witnessed thugs firing live rounds, people being stabbed and robbed before 8am this morning on my way to work and that was all the conviction I need that I need to exit this country as soon as possible.
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Maria, Tega and Boma will watch Angel from outside?.Look at God 🥳🥳🥳.
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My brother dropped me at the bus stop so I just walk in & go to work, next thing this dude ran his hands over my body down to my ass. I slapped him and he held me to beat me, I didn’t know my brother was still looking, came down from the car and removed his belt to beat the guy😭.
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I came for CDS, one of the officials asked some of us to come and sweep, mop and clean her office. I said the only way I’m doing that is if I’ll follow her home after and resume as her housegirl 🌚.Now I’m standing in front of her office waiting for judgement 😭.
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I’m unashamedly and unapologetically a beneficiary of pretty privilege and e sweet dieeeeeeee. Before you come here to say nonsense, ‘do am if e easy’.
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The thing I hate the most about being a tiny woman is people are quick to carry me 😭.Any small thing, fiam! Up I go 😒.
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