UT Sells Unicorn Dreams
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You may beat me down, but like a dick, I rise. I identify as knocked. Risk Management by day, shit poster 24/7. Despicably Evil Feminist. Hippie.
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It's actually UT. New account after the old one got suspended.
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Lmao unpopular opinion. People who obsessively (and not obsessively) count calories have an eating disorder.
This is 100g of yam
100g of yam is 118 calories
No the calories do not die if you roast it, neither do they drown if you dunk the yam in palm oil 🧐
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If you're trying to read the Ballerina Farm article but can't because of the paywall, you can read it here:
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Have you seen a more beautiful bride ? 😭😭😭 🩷🩷🩷
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Realized I rarely ever drop fit pics. So here.
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Calling Jola and fk "African auntie's when you're their age or older is actually comical. Like bro you're in your 30s and your beard is still ricey and doesn't connect.
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Honestly Chioma seems to be doing fine with Davido. If his antics were truly affecting her, the stress acne would be nuts.
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I hate that all of you insist on putting that uncultured swine on your albums and EPs
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I'm not about to swallow panadol for a headache she evidently doesn't have. If she likes it, then I love it abeg.
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*my UNPOPULAR opinion* =/= to scientific fact.
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@BigBadReni
You also can't invest your way to $1B. Unless you already come from some semblance of money.
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I don't wanna attract no rats but... CHEESE
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@AM_Pines
@TulikaBose_
Nah. No nannies. The article says they have a babysitter for the nights her husband wants date night. He doesn't want nannies on the property so they don't have any
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Some of you think you're above indoctrination and hive mind. But we've seen the churches you go to. It's just packaged differently
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@SacredWhoreee
See I was trying to remember your handle. Look at the universe sending this gem of a tweet my way
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@folatianacici
A wicked wicked man. Or even the situation where she wanted tickets to Greece for her birthday and instead he got her an egg apron
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Awww the new twitter toddlers are just realizing that Osi Suave is a pathological liar? Good morning I guess
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Lmao this was me and my man last night, bumping Isaiah Rashad in his bed.
Dating people in your age group is so nice 🩷🤭
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The year I turned 21
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Happy pride month to the girl who's been claiming that her ex used her as a beard 🥺🥺🌈🌈
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Babe please shut up. You've thrown a stone, have been loud and wrong. And when they point out the territory you're inching towards, you come and shout misogyny.
So we should leave your blatant transphobia and purposeful misgendering to do what exactly ? You're one to talk tbh.
This is a man that is no different from any other misogynistic man manning. You have nourished him with unmerited audacity, well done to all involved.
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Learn how to do your own makeup. Learn how to keep it on your face throughout the night/event. Because why did my face look this flawless when I got home? Wore my makeup for almost 12 hours, no touch up
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I hate it here. Re-release all the projects without him
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I know we all love a thin whisky bang. But if it's thick and looks like a croissant ? Count me in
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42k to look like an usher in an aspiring/failing mega church is nuts
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Price: N42,000
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Naming it Ballerina Farm but taking away the ballet she so evidently loved and was good at. Evil.
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Anyhow my best girl asked me to be her maid of honor and I couldn't ask for a better job ! 🩷🩷🩷
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Lmao seee! One of them called me a mammy for being empathetic to her
You guys are moving to victim blaming btw. How can you say someone who grew up in a cult and was homeschooled until 17, has no money or assets in her name, no degree and gives birth on a farm with no pain relief, passing out from exhaustion for a week ‘made a choice’. Lol ok
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A trailer crushed my bonnet but I'm alive and thankful for life
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I promise, not engaging with these men is a valid option. You lot are always so quick to educate them, even if it's in anger.
But they already know what you're telling them. They don't care. They'd rather pretend to be asleep to rile you up. You all fall for it EVERY TIME.
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She should have spoken to baby J about her law exams
I was annoyed, but at the same time glad that nothing had happened to her. I confronted her in October about the way she had been behaving and she said "If you want to talk to someone, talk to Jesus, that's who I talk to now, and if you're not talking to him, I don't think we
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You look your age and honestly that's perfectly okay. You're a fine woman
Got told I look maaaad young for 32 - the secret is being a genuinely nice person.
Also drinking water and minding other people’s business online 😘🤭🤭
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Nah you're evil for this.
Boxing is a sport were people have to not only be categorized by sex, but classed by weight because it’s so dangerous.
Watching women and feminist mock that woman for backing out of a boxing match with a male person was sobering. I’m genuinely still stunned.
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For a country that doesn't practice family planning much and has an exploding population, you lot are so prudish about the sex you evidently have
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Awww look at all your tithe
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What she's saying and what you're saying are two different things and I wish you nignogs would develop comprehension skills
The reason y’all can’t manage to hold conversations with anyone who wasn’t born the exact same year as you is because you are deeply uninteresting, and you are uninterested in others. That’s it.
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Marrying a financially wretched man like him just shows how much she loved him.
You need to stop partnering and procreating with these dingbats. As a form of self-respect and self-preservation.
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Anyhow you opened your eyes to date a banger boy. You deserve everything that comes your way because of him
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Anyhow. Yesterday I took my boyfriend to Dermaspace so he could get a Hollywood wax. He did so well for his first time getting waxed
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Sounds about Mormon
How can you propose to someone a month after knowing them and then get them pregnant less than 3 months after you get married? This man is crazy. A ballerina at julliard?? Oh the love she could have had. I feel so sad for her.
#BallerinaFarm
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Idk man. Has your faith considered not having women in it ? Y'all seem so hell bent on hiding/putting them away. You might as well not have women and little girls in it. I feel like they'd be better for it
You will not find a single Hadith, even a weak one, describing how A'isha, Fatima and Khadija (ra) looked. This is how careful the Sahabah and Muslims were, about letting someone even imagine what their women looked like.
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I need you lot to understand that for most,
Illusion of monogamy > adhering to the ideals of monogamy
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Stopped commenting on a lot of things because I'm absolutely aware of the fact that people know what they're doing.
You can't wake people pretending to sleep
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You're a loser who's taking advantage of the affection that a child has for you. You shouldn't even be entertaining the kid.
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Lmao what's wild is that iyawo has PhD and he doesn't even have a bachelors. Also she's the one blessed with beauty in that family 😭😭😭
“You’re not the most beautiful, neither are you the most intelligent woman” 😭😭😭😭
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Had the best nap on my balcony today. With my man. It was great. We slept amazing. The breeze was breezing
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Lmao I've legit left the streets and it's mad. Because I wasn't even fucking in it 😂😂😂🤭🤭
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Man. Working in a big 4 is nice. Because why did we get "happy worker's day" credit alerts
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NGL. Your mom gave foolish advice. If you like don't tender a proper apology and communicate. Be using sex to ignore the elephants in the room that you hid under the carpet.
My mother warned me about Kingsized beds when married.
She said “when you fight, you’ll both sleep at different edges & not settle, but if the bed is smaller, you can sleep naked & “set yansh,” guaranteed to settle any dispute in 15 mins & get what you want.”
A wise Benin woman
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That family is just as responsible for the sister's death as her husband
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The most interesting thing to me in all of this is people refusing to grant ballerina Farm babe grace or even feel bad for her in any regard because she's *checks notes* wealthy. Like wealthy women are insulted from misogyny
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Okay and ? She can't have her own differing opinions ? She must sell her grain and dignity because of giveaway ? Lmao so in essence she should act like you men ?
See person wey Davido Management send money some months ago lol
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Lmao if I dislike you, I'm not supporting your business. Even if it helps the girl child. I'll find another enterprise that helps the girl child and send my money there instead.
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Another reason to be happy about having a new Twitter account. I'm not getting stalked by my 44 year old brother.
Honestly I've found it creepy. You claim to not be on socials but you're always coming to scold me about fuck ass tweets. This is freedom fr.
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Nigerians asking to drink Everclear.
Are your respective lives not difficult enough ?
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Your faith has borrowed way too much from "pagan" faiths for you nignogs to be acting spiritually high and mighty
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lmao anymore? were you ever?
I don't have to be a good person anymore.
I have more than paid my dues.
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"She grew up Mormon so she knows how it goes"
Yes. Because famously, people who have been raised in cult are willing and able to see the harm in their faith and insular community
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Like bro you keep complaining about women. A bit too much. Almost like you're angry you're not attracted to them like society dictates you should.
I know it's July, but be who you are for your pride.
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Please keep the insults and curses coming. All I said was happy pride to a liar and now I'm the problem. Anyhow I've been consistent about what my specific problem in her narrative was. But happy pride sha.
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God. Rugby players are always so thick and juicy. Beautiful boys.
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Lmao everyone is saying he's cheating or it's a religious thing. No one has even deigned to consider the possibility that he's just gay and can't bring himself to sleep with a woman. And rather than break things off, he'd rather string along his unaware beard.
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You're daft but that aside, have you adjusted the earnings for inflation or are we just dealing with nominal figures ? Also the money is from private enterprises. Face your fuck ass government squarely
This is the amount of money BBN winners have been given in the past 10 years:
2017 - Efe Ejeba won 25 million naira
2018 - Miracle Igbokwe won 45 million naira
2019 - Mercy Eke won 60 million naira
2020 - Laycon won 85 million naira
2021 - Whitemoney won 90 million naira
2022 -
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I know it's real for a number of reasons but my favorite is him plucking my chin hairs 😂😂😂
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Niggas prefer to scream false allegations because to admit that the accused actually/possibly did what he's accused of, would signify an admission of guilt for similar actions
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The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubricated
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Actually you lot can't tell when someone is being rude, has anxiety, is socially awkward or high or just plain dissociating. If you were, that babe wouldn't have come on here to insult me after south because I didn't say hi to her.
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Lmao my boss collected o. He collected like mad and I stood on it. He suspended me for it then begged me to come back 3 weeks later. I sent me resignation letter with a bottle of wine. Fuck you but to Jesus be my glory
Regardless of how painful a woman’s period is she wouldn’t disrespect her boss at work cos of that. Why disrespect your man cos you are menstruating???
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Scenes when this creature retests and finds out they aren't AA
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@0xDeFi419
@BigBadReni
Darling it's not attainable for 98% of the world is what I mean. The people you're mentioning had careers in it. That gave them an avenue.
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Lmaooooo I'm oron af and speak it fluently. I also grew up in lagos so let me tell you for free. You can't learn it yourself. You have to be around people who speak it well and often.
Also consider that some people just can't pick up languages as others.
I keep hearing it's my parents fault I can't speak my language, if your parents didn't teach you, you could have learnt yourself.
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Also also also, you lot are refusing to see that part of the reason Eloise is upset is because the person she thought was her sidekick and was just there to prop her up, actually has something going for herself.
Eloise tries to make Cressida her sidekick this season but lol
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This how I know I'm a really angry person. Because I'll personally kick you back to your side of your bed.
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Lmao I realized this was my love language when I was 10.
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@TazaLKW
He's currently claiming to be watching GoT for the first time. But the kids are finding his tweets from 2019 where he's watching GoT
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I'm indifferent as long as the doctor listens and takes my pain seriously.
Speaking as someone who got dismissed by female doctors and only a male one actually bothered to pay attention to all the debilitating symptoms I was experiencing because of my period
I don’t want a man being my gynecologist sha. Idgaf what it makes me but I do not want men to touch me like that.
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lol 😂 was at mass yesterday staring at someone's Dye Lab fit and thinking "dye lab kaftans will make for an amazing bridesmaids goodie bag item as opposed to robes"
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Those of you trying to furnish your apartments/homes and are interested in ordering from your favorite brands (overseas), you might want to watch this
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"The only disadvantage with being single is loneliness"
Darling you can be lonely in a relationship but I'll let you hopefully not figure that out for yourself
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