Uyai “ The Dragon”
@theonlyUyai
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Mother of all dragons 🔥 || Here for laughs & Women’s Rights || 14-01-14 / 08-11-16 / 05-05-23
Joined April 2009
@jameslikejc_ @bigbrutha_ I get being distracted. I’m saying the body language wasn’t distraction. I am very good with reading people (I think). I won’t be nervous if I’m not doing something I think can become problematic. Anyway, it’s amebo that’s doing me. Let me go and turn eba 😭
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Borrow me the N100M. Fast.
You will be getting 18m if you lock 100m in your Piggybank on PiggyVest app for a year, just saying for those that did not know.
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@jameslikejc_ @bigbrutha_ She laughed to douse tension. I’m shocked at how many people missed this or are deliberately seeing what they want. She lowered her voice, laughed nervously & was looking for facial cues that he wasn’t upset.
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Compass bearing on top pap??
No matter how watery the mix of custard or pap is, the real hack and all you need to do is pour the hot water clockwise while steering the custard anticlockwise. I've never, I repeat NEVER gone wrong with custard or pap.
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If you show me a lovey dovey video or picture of you and your partner, I can tell if your relationship will last.
Don't be ashamed of your hustle. what do you do for a living? Someone might need your service this week.
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@anafricandiva No it’s not. Rates are based per month. So if you decide to liquidate the loan 6 months earlier, you shouldn’t pay an interest for the period you’re not holding the loan.
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Plants are very dramatic. Why are you dying because I gave you too much water? Can’t you vomit and call it a day like normal people??
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Gas finished tonight. Quickly went to get dinner from this place. They forgot to include 1/4 of my order. 2/4 of the remaining things tasted bad. You can’t even dream a little with Nigerian run businesses.
Since we discovered this palm wine place we have not rested. Very soon they will ask us if we’re owing house rent.
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For those men that call women in their 30s expired. Can you see the sharp decline in the quality of your sperm?
Spêrm donor 20-24 price 1.4M Spèrm donor 24-28 price 1M Spèrm donor 28-32 price 800k Spêrm donor 32-36 price 500k Spèrm donor 36-40 price 100k.
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Base mixture is too watery. Water is too hot.
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RT @onosowobo: The level of discourse in Nigeria is very poor, it’s so low level, it truly is. My deep concern is that it’s not improving…
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I NEED this bikini
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Let’s all come back to this tweet in a year
That guy’s face surgery is like when you edit 5000 odds to 100 odds and the ticket still cut.
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Do you people realize how insane it is that you find elaborate ways to describe marriage like hell, then act shocked at global declining birth rates and women’s increasing resistance to marriage?
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@joeydozie @_NathTheOracle Yeah these guys are trying really hard to convince themselves, not us, that they are making money.
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Never ever in your life try this thing again
best replacement for nutella on the market! Made in nigeria & very reasonably priced too at N5k
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