Adeniyi
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Legal Practitioner (Intellectual Property and Data Protection Law, Employment Law) EU Law, and Jazz fanatic 🎷.
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"HOW TO PROPERLY SLIDE INTO A LADY'S DM 101" Master Class
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By: S. Adeniyi Ajose Esq.
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These trend of theatrics and exaggerated reactions swimming in a large pool of unnecessary hyperbole irritates me. It’s too performative .
If I’m not this excited about my Bride on our wedding day just know I married wrong😑
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London to Paris - £52
Lagos to Abuja - £156
Make it make sense.
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How big is the United States? Boy you have no idea how big that country is.
Picture this;
You can be in a long distance relationship with a person and you both live in Texas.
From El Paso (TX) to Dallas (TX) is more than a 9 hour drive or 2 hr flight, IN THE SAME STATE
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Submitted my final assessment today and officially done with my Master’s Degree.
Been a long ass year, but greater things to come. ✌️
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16 year olds and 18 year old drive and own cars in the US and UK respectively.
A 28 year old will be driving corolla in Nigeria and police will be asking him where he got money to buy car.
Is it not madness?
#EndSARS
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If she works in Insurance, has switched jobs within insurance, previously worked in a bank, drives a Toyota Matrix, lives in Yaba Lagos, is short and like having drinks with friends 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩!
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I wanted to refrain from commenting on this, but I will now.
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Nigerians are taking over the UK
PRAISE AND WORSHIP FOR STREET
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19 & 20 year olds dating and calling themselves “partner” while cohabiting in flats together and giving birth to children.
And their parents are still alive.
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Lekki people will do this and start selling amala and ogufe for 15k because we are eating it inside bus.
This young man started a fast food restaurant inside a bus.
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The Angel that opened the tap in heaven this night, God will increase your salary.
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One thing I will never do it attach age to my achievements.
People are just creating an unhealthy environment for people already struggling
“Bought a car at 19
Built my house at 22
2 Masters at 24
Own my law firm at 25”
Achievements are achievements, irrespective of the age
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First day 😊.
Before my birthday this year, I will work as a Data Protection Lawyer in Europe.
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A hill I’m willing to die on.
As a adult, it’s imperative to know when to speak and when to just keep quiet and how to speak depending on the recipient and circumstances.
This new Gen Z behaviour of saying what’s on your mind at all times in a tactless way is just unbecoming.
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Oyinbo dey drag you artiste with a “act like you’ve been here before” complex, and you too are dragging her with them, under the same tweet.
Not saying the dress was the best choice, but you don’t drag your kin under tweets made by foreigners with malicious intent.
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When I resumed Uni in the UK, Jan 2020 for my 1st Masters, my tuition was to N5,945,500 (£12650)
This is 2021, same course, same school fees (£12650). If I was resuming this year instead, I would have had to pay N9,867,000 for tuition
A diff of N3,921,500 in less than 2 years.
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Forget HR
Forget job offer
Is that a proper way to respond to someone who texts you for the first time, albeit not knowing where they got your number from.
You people glorify rude and uncouth attitudes on this app too much.
It’s not that hard to be respectful, I promise.
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It’s my Birthday again!
I already feel wiser than I was yesterday 😊.
Feliz Cumpleaños ‘Deniyi.
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If you’re preparing for IELTS, let me recommend “Liz IELTS” on YouTube for you.
I used that when I wrote mine in 2019 and Aced it once.
You don’t need to pay for lessons or read materials much. Just dedicate one full day watching Liz IELTS videos on YT.
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Sega link has done many good for Nigerians in the past two-three years. Nobody can doubt that.
However, we want a system where we won’t have to call Segalink ever again, so we can be free.
Bros, understand that and stop making yourself the centre of attraction.
#EndSARS
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If Naira Marley didn’t attach that disgusting dance to the Soapy Song, many people will openly endorse the song, because before God and Man, I hate to say this but that song sweet die.
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So, it appears today is my birthday...
Happy Birthday to Me &
God Bless Me 😁
Feel free to shower me with love 😄
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Not everyone can be in tech. Don’t let adult peer pressure to go and push you.
Stay true to that Marketing or that Auditing, and be the best at it. You will excel.
That being said, who can teach me Phyton?.
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The Bro Code doesn’t apply to rape.
If you are my friend and you rape a lady, best believe I’m reporting you.
I will not condone madness
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The Police in this Baba Ijesha matter is just making me laugh.
All of a sudden, the Police has become constitutionally aware about the 24/48 hour detention rule when it comes to a celebrity but will keep people in station for 2 weeks for shouting at their Landlord.
Nigeria!!!
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LL.M, Intellectual Property and Data Protection Law.
S. Adeniyi Ajose LL.B, B.L, LL.M (Herts) .
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Na, Japa culture is brutal
Friendships and relationships just scatter like that. Going from communal living to living in a individualistic society is just jarring.
Did a conference call with some friends recently and every single one of us was in a different country.
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Guys, let me let you in on a secret. "It's easy to be romantic". You don't need to spend too much to be romantic.
You can send 1k Sharwama, juice and a hand written letter to your babe on one hot afternoon and she fit cry 😢
It's not as deep as people make it seem
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Final result/award out and I just officially graduated with yet another Masters Degree in International Business with HRM.
Two Masters degrees in 2 years. Ridiculous!
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Happy Birthday Deniyi ❤️
Hopeful for great things this new year.
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Have you seen British people in the tubes or buses after a football match, or how they behave in other countries when they go to watch ball and get drunk? You think Brits are the yardstick for decorum?
The praisers in this video got a permit to play live music, but did you ask?
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I’m lowkey scared of Marriage, because who will be killing chicken?
Definitely not me sha.
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So, it’s my birthday again.
Seen a lot this past year, but I’m still standing .❤️
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I don't even get excited when I'm talking with someone new again because low-key I know in a month's time, we probably won't be talking again.
Not fighting oh, but not just talking either.
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Oloni, man to man, how many times have you asked a guy while riding them if they like it, if you should carry on, if they are in pain, if they need to rest, if they need a bathroom break?
He who wants to stop should withdraw their consent and let the other follow suit.
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Went out and did a thing.
Second Masters… seems crazy I know, but it’s on brand with my lifestyle 😂
International Business with HRM.
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I called in sick but my boss saw me on an Instagram story living lavida loca in Lacampagne Tropicana 😢
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Tokyo and Rio singlehandedly ruined the whole plan from season 1 to 3
Tokyo being a time bomb and Rio just being a fucking child
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So the question then becomes, if we don’t frown at busking and dancing and flash mobs when it’s secular, why does christian public singing and dancing with the required permit seen as lack of decorum? Is it anti-christianity or anti-Naijanes or both, that kicks off this narrative
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Anybody that uses $1 million to rent that Eko Atlantic apartment must be a mad person.
Infact, anyone that uses $1million dollars to rent anything is mad.
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You Corp members that are posted to secondary schools in remote areas and you sleep with the students below 18 years old just because “they are throwing themselves at you”. You’re a rapist oh.
No difference between you and Biodun.
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8. Have self respect as a Man. You are a Man. Once you text twice and you don't get a reply over a span of 5days, delete that shit and move on like it never happened. You win some, you lose some. Don't go writing "hello" 77 times in someone's DM and end up on
@SubDeliveryZone
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No Lady has all eight.
1. Great sense of humour (funny)
2. Can ride D for more than 25 minutes
3. Big breast
4. Between 5ft’6 and 5ft’ 10
5. Can reverse a car for 700 metres without looking back
6. Common sense
7. Knows what a “false 9” is
8. Likes to cook
At best, 6/8.
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right questions. Did they get a permit? Are they doing something illegal? If not, enjoy yourselves. Indians do Diwali on the street, Chinese celebrate their new year in city centre’s with parades and fanfare. Let Nigerians breathe. Extend grace to yourselves
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One thing I will never understand is people saying Big Brother housemates are gossiping.
Lol, they have no TV, no phone, no source of entertainment except to talk and you expect them not to talk about other people in the house?
Talmbout “he was talking about XXX”. Before nko?
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Nigerians, we don’t need to burn down Shoprite or scatter anything, we can make a statement and still make Nigerians keep their jobs
Boycott Shoprite for a month across Nigeria, Withdraw all your funds from Stanbic, don’t subscribe for DSTV across board.
It will shake them
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Job-shaming people will never make sense to me.
You think someone wants to be unemployed or have a masters degree to work as a cleaner in a primary school?
You think they wake up every morning elated?
If still judge people by their employment status or job type, you be pikin.
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Don't say, "tell me about yourself "
Say, " well, I want to get to know you more but let me tell you a bit about myself though"
This way, you have given her a format to follow and the conversation will flow naturally from there.
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@luksidee
Exactly. You can drive more than 10 hours in the Ontario Province
Russia is also unbelievably big
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No! You just assumed they woke up one day and set drums and keyboard in a British town centre. Go across the UK city centres, and people are busking and playing live music everywhere. Go to trafalgar square in the summer and see live music and dancing.
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“Nobody owes you anything”
This statement has been abused to suit people who use it as a means to escape responsibility and accountability.
Make no mistake, if we’re dating, I’m entitled to your calls, texts, a portion of your time, love, care, support and companionship!
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These oyinbos you’re always putting on a pedestal dey always make me laugh. Enter a train with a group of geezers coming from a football game and you will see real lack of decorum. Stop giving ammunition to racists who already have prejudices to shit on us
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LADIES, IT'S YOUR TURN
BY POPULAR
"HOW TO PROPERLY SLIDE INTO A GUY'S DM 102"
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By: S. Adeniyi Ajose Esq
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We as Nigerians have a habit of not knowing how to share our opinions without denigrating Nigerians in the process. Most of the comments have been along the lines of “is this how to behave in a white man’s country”. Lol, holding us to a standard that oyinbo’s can’t reach
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7. The worst time to DM a lady is when her photo blows up. Man! You got to use your sense
Once you see a hot picture with numerous engagements, best believe there are over 100 thirsty guys saying rubbish. Don't DM. It will get lost in the rubble
Wait till the fame dies down
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To put it in further context, you can fit the entire UK (England, Scotland, Wales & N.Ireland) into Texas 3 times, and it will fit.
Lagos to Abuja is a few minutes shy of 1 hour with a standard plane, but 2 hours within Texas alone. They have 24 Major airports in TX alone and,
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I know some of you that are not very bright will say to excuse bad behaviour of Nigerians abroad. That is NOT what I’m saying. What I’m saying is, ask questions before you open your mouth like tap and condemn everything that has the appearance of impropriety. Don’t be garrulous
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4. DON'T ASK FOR PICTURES. It ruins shit. If you want to see more of her in order to make an informed decision about her beauty and physical endowment, say something like " it seems I've seen you on Instagram, what's your Instagram handle?" then go and check pictures. Simple
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Finally, Don't insult a lady because she doesn't want to chat with you
Be a gentleman and take your L in peace. No silly talks about Shiloh or the likes
Also, and I cannot emphasize this enough., DON'T SEND DICK PICTURES. HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF
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1. Stop sliding into the DM with certain words like " Hey dear", "pretty damsel".it's frankly annoying. If you don't know what to say, a simple "Good Morning, how are you doing today?" will suffice.
Also, please do not abbreviate. No girl wants to see "Xup, hw u doin?".
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Breakfast is painful sha. Especially the ones you don’t see coming.
How can a random conversation, literally laughing and having fun 2 minutes prior end up in breakfast. No fight, nothing.
Just laughter and “I don’t think we should see each other again”, with laughter.
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Up to 300 other airports considered “public” in one state.
AND THERE ARE 50 states.
Driving from Oregon to Maine in the US will take you 3 days, and there are 6 timezones in that country.
If you drive 3 days from London, you can go to 9 countries in mainland Europe.
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I promise you, we are not the worst behaved immigrant group in the UK. Not even close, but because we are soo critical of ourselves, we think we are. I myself wouldn’t be singing in public, but when I see a video like this, my first thought will not be to bash them, but ask the
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3. Be creative. Don't be predictable. Good morning is okay but it's boring. You won't get her attention with "good morning".
If you have been engaging each other on the TL previously, you can say something like "It will be criminal if I don't continue the conversation here 😁"
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Funny thing about Male fashion is that 100 years after this picture was taken, I would still dress exactly like this man.
Queen Cicely Tyson at two years old.
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Women will cum early and start being disinterested in the knacks. Awon werey.
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The flight from Honolulu (Hawaii) to Boston in more than 9 hrs (non-stop), in the same Country.
That’s like going from London (England) to Mumbai (India). From Europe to Asia.
Imagine living in London and the nearest ASDA to you is a 45 minute drive. Omoooooo 😂.
That’s all.
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If goes to a church in Ikeja, likes house parties, traveled to Zimbabwe, liked Monster Energy Drink, likes Farm City fish and has a pair of Somo Dobo 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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Here is a Thread on the Ludicrous Criminal Justice System in Nigeria and how you can wake up one morning in your bed, eat food, get arrested for not doing anything, and spend that night in KiriKiri or Ikoyi Prison, legally.
A Threaddddd!
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Don't be too quick to ask for number. Let it flow naturally
You can also say something like " too bad Twitter doesn't have an audio feature, would really love to hear your voice"
Then ask
THIS IS NOT ON THE FIRST DAY OH
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Listen to my view on Namaste Wahala, particularly targeted towards the movie critics.
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Wow! My oh my this blew up
Thanks for the comments and engagements,
I think I should use this opportunity to state that
1. I'm a lawyer, a good one
2. I own a male fashion accessories business
3. I can teach law to NLS students and LL. B students who need it for a FEE
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@prince_a_dada
So, because Nigeria is not developed, people that earn 30 k minimum wage should take flights of 120k?
How many Nigerians even earn 120k monthly?
If you cannot see the point of mt tweet, no wahala, but which one is developed and underdeveloped?
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I need a wife (25-29 yrs) in order to claim some inheritance. Wedding has to be on 17/12/22.
Proposal (your fake birthday) 20/09/22 & Intro to family.
25 pages of personal & family info will be provided for authenticity.
Auditions 15/09/22.
Remuneration contingent on success.
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The scarcity of partners for Nigerian women in the abroad particularly (the UK) is not talked about enough.
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5. Know how to carry a conversation and the appropriate things to say. You can't be saying "baby" "my love" when you just started talking. You also can't be talking dirty except she has given you the vibe either from the TL or there. Know how to read the other party
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2. Don't go DMing random ladies you haven't flowed with on the TL before.. Most ladies look at your avi if it's recognisable or your handle. If it's foreign to them, they might not reply. It's best to at least banter on the TL once or twice before sliding in
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Most ladies dragging this guy saying they can’t date him is pure okoto yarns.
They are only insecure that he will gather more attention than them when they both walk into a room.
Let the Man be!
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And when you carry money, you do something extra, like a weekend out or a nice Vera Wang.
Point is, the little things matter. Know your girl or the girl you like
Any girl that thinks romance is all about expensive stuff only, delete her number. She doesn't like you.
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9. DM within your League and social circle. I won't DM some people because I know thEy want money and I don't have money. Respect yourself
You know some want marriage, if you don't want, don't DM. They will assess you and probably never answer
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however,this is not to say that you should be scared about DMing ladies with plenty followers. DM them! Nothing dey happen
They are normal people, just with plenty followers. If you engage them well, they can las las fall in love, gba be.
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Five years at the Nigerian Bar today.
Seems like yesterday really.
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Please Ladies, it's really rude and frankly distasteful to tell a guy that he should request an Uber or a Taxify ride for you to meet on your first date.
Meeting for the first time, you should be able to arrange yourself nah. Haba!
If you do this, quit that shit.
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So I and a couple of friends went on Holiday to Edinburgh, Scotland and it was so much fun.
This a thread of the activities and pictures of the beautiful scenery that is Edinburgh.
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