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Jamie

@TheJamie

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@TheJamie
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3 months
My useless skill is that I’m pretty sure I can guess (to the nearest 2 years) anyone’s age between 20 and 35 based on who of The Last Dinner Party, Wet Leg, Wolf Alice and Franz Ferdinand they thing is the most famous band.
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@TheJamie
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5 months
Never be so kind, you forget to be clever. Never be so clever, you forget to be kind. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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@TheJamie
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5 months
Love Island producers: “Same again this year?” “Yeah, gets ratings, don’t mess” Traitors producers: “What if we engineered Hamlet?” #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@BobGolen People think Roger Federer was good but wait til they see Rogest Fedestest.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@arsepunk @bestoflod There’s 2 possibilities - either he’s funny and gave her an assist to do a good joke (which she did), or he’s an idiot and she did a good joke. Either way “she doesn’t get it” doesn’t apply.
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@TheJamie
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5 months
As much as it’s sad that Jaz didn’t win it’s pretty incredible after what he went through with his dad and the resultant trust issues that he’s managed to have a whole country celebrate how good a judge of character he is #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUncloaked #TheTraitors
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@TheJamie
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1 year
@abbygov I mean this is the behaviour of two people who WANT to be sleeping together but aren’t. Which is kind of its own thing.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@solomongeorgio @FlourishKween You’re right to call out tallness as weird behaviour.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@InsanePplFB “Not all slave owning was bad - sometimes for instance I believe the slaves were raped” 😳
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@TheJamie
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9 months
@ericlewan @zaralarsson Think you’ve missed her point a tad.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@david2020_2020 @arsepunk @bestoflod I feel like it’d say something that you’d see a well-executed comedic exchange like this and assume the woman involved didn’t get it.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@LeonC1911 @daanegro Every generation thinks the music from the generation after it is worse, and history always makes them look silly.
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@TheJamie
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6 months
@iamumraj @weirddalle So close! That is a shape 💕
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@TheJamie
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1 year
So glad that Ella Whelan was on #bbcqt tonight to defend women as she loves so much to do.
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@TheJamie
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1 month
The more I hear about Lucy Letby the more it’s bothering me. Surely no one should be “denied permission to appeal”?
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@grylxndr @Glitterbeard_ This is so insane - like literally NO subject should be off limits for STUDYING? Like the very worst most traumatic unthinkable awful things in the world need to be studied by someone. And these people are freaking out at the idea of studying porn?
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@BeGoodAndWell @juliashiplett What do you think com is short for out of interest?
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@talkRADIO To get this straight, you’re confidently saying here, as an organisation, that you think the clip you shared was a “fail” on the part of the Insulate Britain guy? As in, the person in the conversation who, notably, didn’t claim one can grow concrete?
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@ShazamIAm @horse_feedbag Same 😞 I just keep telling myself that some Gen Z people will do something equivalent in their own way in 10/15 years and basically no generation is free from people who don’t know how to grow up.
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@TheJamie
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7 months
@HaytersTV Bit of a low blow for Emma to use words that Joey won’t have learned yet.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@KimTaylorDuncan @NJSimmondsTPK Not sure what you’re projecting onto this but 12 is an absolutely fine age to be for boys and girls to like each other, text each other, and have their first little attempts at dating. How do people on Twitter find a way to have a problem with EVERYTHING?
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@TheJamie
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4 months
@sabstweets_ Could’ve quite happily believed that until the “hey Kate here it’s me I did it myself sorry” development.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@g3mmava1entin3 @reallorraine His father’s died, his mother’s been too ill or hurt to perform public duties and his brother’s under investigation by the FBI, but yes, I’m sure this is about Harry and Meghan 🙄
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@poisonjr The Killers: He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus Me, holding large tray of dangerous chemical materials: Ah, he must talk like a ruffian.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@the1banjo Love that this tweet has 33k likes when no one in the comments seems entirely sure what it’s supposed to be.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@Western_Trad Ngl this looks like a nice place to spend some time but as a place to live it seems a bit shit. What would you do?
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2 years
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@TheJamie
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1 year
@thfcmxtt Disgusting take. Just because the jury hasn’t found him guilty doesn’t mean the women were lying
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@TheJamie
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4 years
@tintami @SoozUK @mrbiffo She did. You’re unsolicited advice reply guy 👍
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@TheJamie
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4 years
@tintami @SoozUK @mrbiffo (I’m aware that I am now factcheck reply guy)
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@norwalkiian @joebos617 @adamjohnsonNYC “This is educationally handy,” I think to myself as my rights are eroded one by one and we slide into dystopia.
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@TheJamie
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6 months
@CharlotteCGill Yes Charlotte, A Christmas Carol is, and has always been, about socialist values triumphing over conservatism when the consequences of the latter are laid before a person’s eyes. And it’s been beloved by millions for nearly two centuries.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
Piers Morgan right now, searching the Ben Stokes story for things that make it different from all the women of colour he’s called weak and selfish.
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2 years
@ormondroyd Sorry, they got a steak and coq au vin in HAMPSTEAD for £26.83!? That’s the real story here.
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11 months
@crulsmmr @PopCrave Alex you’re on a tweet by a Twitter account called Pop Crave.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
@AyoCaesar Absolutely. But the way Harry & Meghan and their fans have been called out and implicated it is wrong, exactly as it would be if you or Owen Jones got an email like this and baselessly said it was in the name of Kair Starmer and his “fandom”.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@DEADLINE If Sir Ian McKellen says he did not star in Cats (2019) then Sir Ian McKellen did not star in Cats (2019).
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2 years
@annisamess1 @alfabaz @luckytilldeathx You do use it. You use it to accommodate guests.
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@TheJamie
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@trev_tillman @bucketheadpikez There is absolutely no way AI could come up with “My laundry detergent is called tide”. Technology simply hasn’t progressed that far yet.
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@TheJamie
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9 months
@Cian_McGivern I dunno maybe a wild idea but I sorta feel like as a blanket rule don’t target a guy who just lost his 7-year-old son about something that has absolutely zero to do with you?
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@david2020_2020 @arsepunk @bestoflod Wasn’t saying anything about you mate, sorry if it seemed like it! Just that assuming that possibility (as m t did) would be a little dodgy
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7 months
@almaraabgarian Yeah I genuinely don’t think I’ll accept Camilla as being “the queen”.
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2 years
@bernardwalton @BBCJonSopel Sorry but if you think “insulting the monarchy” is the issue with what Andrew’s done there’s something very wrong with your thinking.
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@TheJamie
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9 months
@skyferrori This is Pete Davidson. He’s a comedian hosting a comedy show. He has no responsibility to weigh in on geopolitics and nor is he trying to. He’s just speaking to his own experience, and the value to him of comedy in hard times. Ridiculous to expect more from him.
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@TheJamie
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6 months
@guardian Well they can’t both be right…
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@TheJamie
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1 year
@bindelj Went to check her feed. How exactly have you reached the “support trans rapists” conclusion?
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@TheJamie
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3 months
Dan Wootton said this on live TV then a few months later released a list of public figures and celebrities titled “the worst 50 people in the UK”. Incredible.
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3 years
@mancunianmedic @greenmiranda @MarinaHyde Marina Hyde has always set the bar on Boris children jokes.
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3 years
@hunnywh0re Had to check
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6 months
@MichaelaOkla I can’t believe this literally happened to you
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@TheJamie
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8 months
Jordan calling Matty confusion then telling him to go then to come back then chasing him right into the field of vision of Henry behind a door is HIGH CINEMA #bbuk
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3 months
@MisterABK Oh man, so glad I got to see this media before it inevitably gets disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner
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3 years
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4 years
@edmorrish @wallofthewolves I believe the thing that really gets to them is the “defund the police” stuff, which is understandably upsetting to a fan base so famous for their love and respect of the rule of law.
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@TheJamie
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2 years
@amazingmap @TerribleMaps Italy is farther east, west, north and south than San Marino.
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@TheJamie
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8 months
@valleyhuds @havecankles @mattxiv Why might it be significant that Matt’s great grandparents EMIGRATED FROM POLAND TO BROOKLYN though? I feel like you’re close.
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4 months
@LozzaFox @billiepiper Billie: “co-parenting with Laurence Fox is a nightmare” Laurence: “here, let me provide an example of this”
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2 years
@koni_chihuahua @keelyflaherty I feel like having this thought indicates fitting almost every description in the tweet.
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@TheJamie
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3 years
Good for the protester on #GMB . Appalling interviewing from Richard Madeley.
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2 years
@ciarcarlin You think 0-0 draws are a sign of bad teams?
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5 months
@imshanereaction I once publicly defended my husband’s beliefs in a way that was so cringe that he literally changed his beliefs.
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3 years
@TheAthleticUK @PJBuckingham In an effort to address the problem of running away from the massive giant bear I can see in front of me, I have decided to close my eyes.
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@marianne_eloise Also it’s as though Ryan Gosling just showed up uninvited and imposed himself on the film. Ryan is the one nominated because Greta’s film gave the most opportunity to showcase to a male role, and subsequently assigned the film’s most talented cast member to that role.
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1 year
@ihteshamit @TheSonnyFaz This is far more embarrassing than the original post.
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7 months
@Vanessa_Kisuule I really worry about how much we seem to be moving away from rather than towards a culture where people can speak educationally about their own unacceptable past behaviours and attitudes.
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1 year
The way #bbcqt has conducted its debate on trans rights this evening has been a disgrace. Well done @IndiaWilloughby on remaining as calm as you could.
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3 years
@IanCobain @guardian When are people gonna learn that loudly saying they don’t know who someone is says a lot more about themselves than the person they’re trying to criticise?
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2 years
@Telegraph I usually dislike paywalls but this was, in fact, the optimal amount of this article to have read.
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2 years
@richjmatt26 @GaryLineker It’s not about what genitals a person has, it’s about being the one who actually lives in the body people try to police.
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1 year
@Captain_Ardias @LozzaFox Exactly what in this clip did you think was a joke?
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5 years
Starting to think #thegreatestdancer was created by an EU fan to show why the public shouldn’t be trusted to vote on things they don’t understand.
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3 years
@MattGrainger81 @AyoCaesar Cool so, be born earlier, thanks 👍🏻
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3 years
@from_hackney People shouldn’t get to say someone’s privately educated because they don’t like them, that’s actually a factually true or false (in this case false) thing to say. You should delete this, it’s embarrassing.
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2 years
@jk_rowling I’m glad you had a nice lunch! I dunno if you’ve seen but your friend Emma Watson’s had a lot of abuse recently for a resurfaced clip, largely from your own followers. Would you consider advising people to refrain from personal attacks, given your similar experiences?
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3 years
@AmberRoseGill In order to ease fears over a recent shark attack, coastguards have placed an extra 650 sharks in the nearby sea.
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2 years
@SoozUK It’s the ones that say they “turned out fine” that make me think “but you’re a person who defends hitting children… are you sure?”
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Hey @JuliaHB1 I heard you’d choose being arrested by Romanian authorities for sex trafficking *every single time* over being a neurodivergent teenage climate activist.
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3 years
@WholesomeMeme If you get upset when a wholesome meme account supports people being who they are perhaps you just don’t really enjoy wholesome content.
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2 years
@MForstater Does… does she actually not know?
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3 years
@JimMFelton This year’s tabloid newspaper headlines on foreign affairs feel like a gradual dawning on the right of how irrelevant Britain is and I’m so here for it.
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2 years
@septimusajprime You realise it’s a game show with a £100k prize for winning?
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3 years
@BBCNews Who’d have thought the writer of “I hate these blurred lines, I know you want it, but you’re a good girl” would turn out to have a dodgy approach to consent?
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2 years
@Leostyle806 @Ryanair @kanyewest Just realised that my tweet above failed to condemn the actions of Vladimir Putin in Ukraine this year, or Manchester United footballer Mason Greenwood. I am listening and learning.
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3 years
@DrakeGatsby Plant that helps British people with sunburn saying hi to old neighbour 🤝 Aloe Vera
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4 years
@cjsnowdon As one of the proud communists or incels you refer to, I’d just like to say thanks so much to the anti-maskers and Trafalgar Square protesters for helping making our Lockdown 2 dream a reality 😍 the virus was in danger of going away but you brought it back! Thank you!! ❤️❤️❤️
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@BrunoSigwela Ok I generally hate this new feature but this is quite funny
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3 years
@cdhannam @UKCovid19Stats Because lockdown is what’s keeping the cases down genius.
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@ahpook33 @savbrads Sorry but whether or not you know onions as a child has literally nothing to do with how well off you are.
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@GBNEWS Wow. Wait til she hears about child poverty.
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2 years
@TitaniaMcGrath Andrew do you ever think about more useful things you could be doing with your life?
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3 years
@mrjamesob I honestly swear James Cleverly is just the minister for whatever they happen to be discussing on TV on any given day.
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@fesshole Ok? Does the person who posted this think people care?
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