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Peering into the Matrix in disbelief. Dangerous conspiracy theorist. Pacifist with a pitchfork. CPFC. Holmesdale Block E. ❤️💙Cricket lover. Foodie. 🦅🐭🚛🍷🕊️

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@constantin_t You’re telling me it’s not safe? Why didn’t somebody let us know before now?
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@ThinkingSlow1 I used to love Fry for his wit, intelligence and Englishness. His love of cricket. A vestige of a bygone era. I now see him through a different lens. A compromised and troubled individual cheerleading dystopia.
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@FlowerPetalRed @SammieJack3 Good, the days of biting our tongue to keep the peace are over
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Unexplainable eh? I follow @EthicalSkeptic you know.
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@Richard09380984 @MiaFarrow The irony of her bio
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@LeilaniDowding Against my gut instinct I took 2x AZ . If I could turn back the clock I would follow my gut instinct & remain vaccine-free. This was my final act of showing faith in ‘the system’. I’ve been anti lockdown, vax passport, etc throughout. Went on London protests. I stand with you.
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@lauramatsue Here you go. Natural 46 years. ❤️
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@PappyJames2 @gunsnrosesgirl3 True, but I’m assuming they pushed it in the top rather than teleported it in
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@Joey7Barton Can you give me a bullet point list of this culture and traditions?
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@RonaldSpud @GaryLineker @DjokerNole I think he’s secretly vaccinated. How else could he have survived the winter of death for the unvaccinated?
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@siampirate @Apple_Matt I have a stronger belief in Santa Claus than I do the official 9/11 fairy tale
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@kristenmag @michelletandler I’d be more concerned about 💉+💉+💉=⚰️
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@ProfessorFerg06 Get with the lingo dude. Anyone not on their 5th shot is ‘under-vaccinated’.
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@BohemianAtmosp1 Winter strong = regular exercise, healthy diet, positive outlook, vitamin D & other supplements.
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@zoeharcombe @TheBeanEyesOpen BBC telling us today that mRNA vaccines were experimental before the pandemic. Wasn’t this a crazy conspiracy theory?
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@ollysmithtravel @leoniedelt This thread is shite for my blood pressure. I’m seething.
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@PappyJames2 @gunsnrosesgirl3 The same way you put it in
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@Lordflashh3art I see you effeminate fillet and raise you a manly Cote de Boeuf
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@JamesMelville I don’t believe in accidents where globalists are involved
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@angryindependnt @sarahbeth345 You’re applying an outdated definition of vaccination.
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@Bertnotbert I did a lot of research, understood the risks of ADE, the history of failed coronavirus vaccines, the novel nature of the tech & unknown risks. My gut instinct told me not to take it. But as a T1 diabetic I was convinced to by doctor friends & fear of covid. A lesson learned.
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@SarahJaneguru 3 weeks to wake them up. Or drive them away in the process. Win/Win 😉
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@JamesDelingpole Agree. Only the worthiest of my normie friends consider there to be a climate crisis of any description. Yet most of us are guilty of allowing ourselves to be financially dry rogered and gaslit by the net zero bollocks on a daily basis.
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@DrTomFrieden Did you say that with a straight face?
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@LambethAndy @plymouthian I hope you’re wearing it to keep me safe too?
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@JamesMelville @B33Mello He hasn’t given it. He has purchased something.
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@NickHudsonCT Step 1 is to not allow yourself to be paralysed into inaction as the task ahead appears too daunting & our small individual actions seem irrelevant. Our strength is in our numbers & our unity. Every tiny positive action creates a ripple effect that can alter our collective path.
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@ThinkingSlow1 As a citizen of UK I thoroughly object to the use of my taxes to fund a proxy war and money laundering exercise in a country with an installed actor-leader and a shady history involving US bio-labs, human trafficking and Nazism.
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Hear, hear
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This so-called pandemic treaty is the single, greatest global power grab that any of us has seen in our lifetime, says Neil Oliver. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 626 🖥 GB News on YouTube
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@AlpacaAurelius I’m not convinced this would block my access
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@DHSCgovuk 43 comments so far. Not one with anything positive to say. Get the message now?
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@ONS The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth
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@Jikkyleaks @MaryanneDemasi Hold on. So you’re suggesting that dna contamination was discovered/intentional and this enabled the removal of the requirement to store at low temperatures?
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@PierreKory I wish I was the proud owner of one of these. I bottled it and had 2x AZ jabs on the basis I have T1 diabetes. Should have listened to my instinct.
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@LeilaniDowding @Edwina_Currie Often these videos are best viewed without sound. You can see the vitriol and hatred in their expression and gestures. Bad actors in every sense.
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@carl_jurassic Not taking mRNA vaccines.
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@JMCDelingpole Brown nose B.Liar
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@CDCgov What a load of shit
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@CuriousCanuckle @GigaohmResist HCQ, IVM, Quercetin, Zn, Nattokinase. I’ve got a kitchen cabinet full of anti-spike and fusion inhibiting weaponry.
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@GMB Another story given oxygen to justify and hasten the introduction of digital id
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@MontagueTerrie Saw these on the train yesterday
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@bobscartoons @crelito7 The Saville sporran is inspired 😂
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@nowhereman1973 @DrGomezVikings @TheTwatRises Did he know? He was on the planning committee.
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@fonforest @BryanRoyAjax Where’s the conspiracy theory? He’s stating facts. There’s a concerning increase in excess death in the young in many western countries. The causes should be investigated as a matter of urgency.
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@A1an_M @Telegraph Suggesting that women can’t have penises is considered hard right by some
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@ichudov @B33Mello Round up the usual suspects. Climate change. Russian warmongering. Shaking sheets too vigorously when making the bed.
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@bobscartoons Perhaps start with ‘was there a pandemic to begin with’?
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@CarolineCoramUK @goddeketal @EdKrassen I’ll say it again. These are not ‘opinions’. They are lies.
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@DrReganG @P_J_Buckhaults Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
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Apparently there are 55 replies to this. They don’t appear to be turned off but I can’t see any? @ake2306 @Jikkyleaks @BohemianAtmosp1
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Rare is many. Rare is strong. Rare is proud. Today, we stand together in support of the broader community. Join us in amplifying the needs of people living with rare diseases. #RareDiseaseDay
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@zoeharcombe Are you including lies about safety and efficacy as part of coercion?
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@cultureclubbbed @GMB That’s the internet won for 2024. I’ll be back next year.
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@Wood_House76 @NickHudsonCT Acceptance of the word ‘pandemic’ to describe events of 2020 is a paradigmatic trap. As we lurch from one ‘current thing’ to the next, this fallacious term & the highly pathogenic transmissible disease it implies will become inked into the zeitgeist & unquestioned.
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@JonnyW1677 @bobscartoons I know no one that suffered from an illness out of the ordinary and certainly no one requiring hospital treatment or that passed away.
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My pint has been Scooby-Dooed @jjcouey
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If you're right-brained, you'll see a fish. If you're left-brained, you'll see a mermaid.
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@andrewlawrence The phrase ‘I bet they’ve got something on him’ springs readily to mind
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@EthicalSkeptic @TheresaMary8 I like it when people say ‘I don’t know’. It increases my confidence in their positive assertions.
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@White_Hole_Sun To complete the cycle of mindfuck it should read ‘I’m housing unvaccinated Ukrainian refugees’
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@Dr_Bry_So_Fly @ClareCraigPath The only real way to test a drug is to assume it is safe and effective based on Science That Can’t Be Questioned and roll it out on an unprecedented scale with coercion, phycological nudges and mandates. And then manipulate, misrepresent and hide the data.
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@DrNeilStone Most vaccines are pulled from the market after a tiny fraction of the adverse events caused by these genetic therapies.
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@Simonpeterson74 @TheBuzzerUK I’m lying in the sun and it’s fucking lovely
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@barbaraslavin1 @RepMTG @COVIDSelect What’s irresponsible? Bio warfare?
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@MusicAndTruth @kidkosmic @Rob_Roos No it’s worse. You’ve had time to reassess and rephrase your original nonsensical comment and you’ve come up with something just as inane.
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@Kevin_McKernan @P_J_Buckhaults Waiting for the Reuters article. Yes, p53 binds to the SV40 Promoter. Why this a good thing.
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@EvilSashPioneer Trialist B needs a chant
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@CartlandDavid @CromwellStuff The entire scamdemic breached human rights
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@Melbologi @duolingo Contender for worst tweet of the year. Well done.
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@SarahCaul_ONS @_johnbye @MartinNeil9 @RuminatorDan Still confused. So I’d be classified as vaccinated in ONS death statistics in this instance but unvaccinated in terms of ‘effectiveness’? Does it make a difference if I died of/with covid? Lay it out to me like I’m a dimwit 😀
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@EthicalSkeptic @B33Mello My vitamin and supplement cupboard is now larger and better stocked than my cocktail cabinet. How times have changed.
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@jjcouey The level of indoctrination, predictive programming & narrative seeding in British TV is scandalous. Once you begin to recognise it you see it everywhere.
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@CarolineCoramUK There should be ? over the cause(s) of deaths throughout/prior to ‘the pandemic’. We are exposed to numerous toxic/antigenic products via water/food/syringes & air (from spraying & viral/exosomal transmission). Separating the wheat from the chaff of cause/effect is not easy.
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@willnorman Sorry chap, all bets are off. Whenever government becomes destructive of the inalienable rights of liberty and the pursuit of happiness, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it. This includes the demolition of the tools of oppression.
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@EduEngineer Trying to determine bad actors from good, chaos agents from truth tellers is like navigating a hall of mirrors on acid. Sometimes I want to just give up. Forget everything I’ve learned, exit the matrix and just enjoy the steak. But I guess that’s the point?
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@EduEngineer First 3 that come to my head. 1. Suppression of early treatments to enable EUA of vaccine 2. Use of high CT PCR to diagnose cases and deaths 3. That pesky SEQ ID11652 Moderna patented MSH3 sequence in FCS
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@EthicalSkeptic One day I’d love to buy you a pint/gin and tonic/bottle of Pinot/whatever is your poison. A faceless avatar that has helped me retain my faith in humanity.
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The wonderful Neil Oliver, flowing locks and greying beard, magnanimously eschews the use of all razors other than Occam’s to provide us with yet another bomb of such apparent and undeniable truths.
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Neil Oliver: 'We are no longer being treated as individuals entitled to try and make the most of our lives – but as a barn full of battery hens, just another product to be bought and sold – sold down the river.'
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@mountvi1 Soon we’ll be driving (or riding in driverless) electric cars with a remote ‘choke’ that prevents us from visiting certain locations or travelling at certain times if we’ve been naughty citizens.
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@doramaryheal @DrLoupis How about the families of vaccinated people that died of covid? Or indeed the vaccine.
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@DrAseemMalhotra I sense a protest coming. Better get my mask out of storage.
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@Kevin_McKernan My understanding of the theory of clones being used to seed a pandemic is not that they are necessarily more replication-competent than RNA virus, but they can be mass produced with sequence fidelity & ‘released’ at multiple points to enable consensus of the initial sequencing.
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@ZeroPointV1 Monkeypox linked to climate change coming in 5,4,3…..
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@ClairSaysThis @thecoastguy James Corbett. Witney Webb. Iain Davis. The team at Off Guardian. JJ Couey. Mathew Crawford. Nick Hudson. Johnny Vedmore. Mike Yeadon. My instinct is that these are good guys, I might be wrong.
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@Lordflashh3art Flash, if you haven’t fond so already, I urge you to find 40 mins and listen to this
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I just watched this again with my pops. If you haven't listened to it in full, you should set aside time this week and make it happen. The way he lays out the blueprint is extraordinary! Once you grasp it, you've solved the puzzle. Then it all makes sense.
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@DrTeckKhong Surely a cloth mask would suffice?
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@TheOriginalSai It’s a great thread but you need to address the statement that ‘covid is not infectious’. Can you expand on this please?
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@zoeharcombe Child abuse
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@dksdata Absurd these data cannot be analysed by vaccine status
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@ClareCraigPath @TheJikky Whilst I agree that the the usual pneumonia protocols instead of no/incorrect treatment would have saved many lives, it’s important to point out that the pathophysiology of acute covid is not pneumonia and the cascade of symptoms require very specific treatment and prophylaxis.
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@LeilaniDowding @ChrisPage90 @metoffice We’ve got the fucking heating on
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