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Proud to say that I started the "he's just too good for you chant" for Eze today
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Your CB doesn't play any games for his country
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Yep, looks like it!
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@EmCAnderson
*A normal interaction happens between two human beings, one happens to be male and the other female*
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The game in question:
Bizarre stat … the four Palace players in the England squad only started ONE game together at club level 😳😳
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Mainoo's strengths:
- Scored in the FA Cup Final
- Name sounds like the club he plays for
Weaknesses:
- Wharton better
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@MirrorFootball
@premierleague
It wasn't even the best Premier League debut today, let alone ever.
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Reminds me of that time Southgate called up Lewis Dunk
TNT Argentina are reporting that Marcelo Bielsa will call up an amateur footballer to his Uruguay squad to face Costa Rica in a friendly.
Walter Domínguez has scored 57 goals in 39 games for amateur side Juventud de Soriano.
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Got us banned from Europe when we finished 3rd
What did Liverpool do to Crystal Palace to make them so damn mad?
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Adam Wharton taking James Maddison's spot in the England Euro 2024 squad like:
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At least we have an excuse now
Concede? Dunk's fault
Kane missed penalty? Dunk's fault
Lose on penalties? Dunk's fault
Guehi own goal? Dunk's fault
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Joel Ward's best EVER Crystal Palace match.
Club Legend.
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We were right about Guehi and we'll be right about Wharton too
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This is our centre back pairing.
These centre backs belong to us.
No loans, both on five-year deals.
Our players 😍
#CPFC
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@disclosetv
It's almost as if he realised that the vaccine is a treatment (and an effective one that prevents death) but doesn't stop you from catching or spreading Covid.
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Zaha: "I'll have a large kebab and a can of Fanta please mate"
Kebab Man: "Aren't you literally about to play in the Champions League?"
Zaha: "Yeah, but against Manchester United"
Kebab Man: "Oh right, do you want chips with that then boss?"
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This photo was taken on 72 minutes
West Ham's ground is too big for them
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ok
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Mateta is scoring at least 3 against these this season
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Crystal Palace fans every time Eze was benched:
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He'll be tucking his shirt in next
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3-0 down on 86 minutes, Roy brings on Ozoh, Ahamada and França
We lose 4-0
Roy post-match: "That's why I don't play the younger players but the fans got what they wanted"
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20:07 - Conor Gallagher signs for Nottingham Forest
21:13 - AWB signs for Forest
21:34 - Houssem Aouar signs for Forest
22:01 - Ibrahim Sangare signs for Forest
22:09 - Djibril Sow signs for Forest
22:22 - Ismaïla Sarr signs for Forest
22:59 - Wilfried Zaha signs for Forest
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Safe to say this wanker FAILED his trial
The first British South Asian to referee in the Premier League, Sunny Singh Gill 👏
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If Crystal Palace don't score, this will be Wayne Hennessey's FIRST EVER clean sheet at Selhurst Park
He was a Palace player for seven seasons 🤯😶
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@MoriartyMuse
@EmCAnderson
What's creepy about it? You clearly don't watch sport, happens all the time.
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This has to be the most ideal bottom three I've ever seen.
Come on Forest, hang in there...
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Heung-min Son and Eberechi Eze went to the same school when they were kids, there's nothing else to this
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WHAT IS HIS HATTRICK CELEBRATION
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Crystal Palace for the rest of the season when Doucouré went off injured at Luton
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Throwback to April 21st 2024 when Mateta made it 5-1 against West Ham but didn't kick the corner flag
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- Guehi prefers Palace to Chelsea
- Gallagher prefers Palace to Chelsea
- França prefers Palace to Chelsea
- Olise prefers Palace to Chelsea
- Palace finished above Chelsea
- Palace's academy is now better than Chelsea's
Sucks to be Chelsea
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Updated Palace lineup once Olise is back:
We're delighted to celebrate Croydon's Borough of Culture year with our special Palace giraffe ❤️💙
@croydonbid
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@MurWalls
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Whether it hit Havertz's arm or Cash's arm, either way it's a penalty to Liverpool
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Why sign Andersen and Guehi for c.£30m-£35m combined when we could have just signed Ben White for £50m??
Outrageous from
#CPFC
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"Not fully fit" Eze costs us the win vs Brighton
"Not fully fit" Eze costs us the game vs Chelsea
This isn't on Eze, this is also on Roy
França was brilliant vs Man City, didn't play vs Brighton and made 1 second today
Subbing Ayew cost us against Brighton, and again today
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Oh look, Saka kicking someone's leg again.
Ring any bells?
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Ayew replacements in Roy's eyes, in order of his preference:
1. Schlupp
2. Hughes on the wing
3. Play with 10 men
4. Himself
5. Schlupp
6. França
7. Ahamada
🎙️Roy on Ayew going to AFCON:
"Luckily, at the moment, we do have players we are quite interested in seeing as well.
Schlupp’s not playing at the moment, Will Hughes isn't playing, França is not playing and Ahamada is not playing, so it’s not as if we don't have anybody"
#CPFC
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"We're just going to go to ben366486451371 to hear his opinion on Adam Wharton"
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Not as bad as the time West Ham fans thought they were signing Eze so turned up to a pre-season game like this:
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Wharton's strengths:
- Good
- Bio-mechanics
- Team mate of Mateta
Weaknesses:
- Name sounds nothing like the club he plays for
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"Disabled section" at Elland Road doesn't really narrow it down tbf
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The home kit looks MUCH nicer with white shorts and socks 😍
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Adam Wharton wasn't a Crystal Palace player when we won 1-0 at Old Trafford.
He was a Crystal Palace player when we beat Manchester United 4-0 at Selhurst Park.
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Driving to Selhurst Park, then the Crystal Palace team is announced:
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Brighton's kids on their big day out
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This dive here was when it started
Shame what Saka is turning into. Don’t know when it started but it’s actually beyond embarrassing
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Relatively speaking, I didn't think the Jan '17 window could be topped for us.
Schlupp, Luka, PVA and Sakho (loan). We probably would've been relegated without those signings.
However...these two look to be taking us up a level, so time will tell but maybe this has won.
#CPFC
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Extremely poor decision - miles offside - which we simply cannot accept.
We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times.
CPFC will now consider its options.
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Best Japanese player in the Premier League
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If we lose at Arsenal: who cares
If we draw at Arsenal: who cares
If we win at Arsenal: who cares
This is what Roy Hodgson has done to my mood regarding Palace
Stayed up in January, will finish between 14th and 16th, out of all the cups
Most dead season of all time
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So if his foot is half a cm to the right and Clyne gets his leg snapped in half, is the "game gone"?
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You just got the best winger in the Premier League for £55m
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Home fans do actually remain inside the stadium after 75 minutes, but that might be strange for a Brighton fan to understand
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Alisson during the game tomorrow:
Jurgen Klopp says Alexis Mac Allister likely to miss Crystal Palace, Alisson Becker back in training and could feature
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Son: "Ebs you should leave Palace, you won't win anything there"
Eze: "Haha you want me to join Spurs?"
Son: "No point, you won't win anything here either"
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AEK Athens fans singing "Eze's on fire" at the Amex
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Normal service resumed, bow down to your superiors
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THERE'S A STAR MAN
PLAYING IN THE MIDDLE
HIS NAME IS CONOR GALLAGHER
AND HE ALSO PLAYS THE FIDDLE
#CPFC
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Great display tbf
Club funded but you've still got to respect it
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This guy is 3 tweets away from Palace only getting £30m
🚨🔴 Bayern have informed Crystal Palace already yesterday about formal process to trigger the release clause for Michael Olise.
◉ £45m fixed fee for Crystal Palace.
◉ £5m in add-ons also part of deal.
Personal terms agreed yesterday over five year deal.
Here we go! ⭐️🇫🇷
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Shout out to this angry Wolves fan nice and protected behind a window 🤣
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Fulham came in and took it from me 🤬
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@WC_LFC_Torres
@Mcsaucee
Not really. Drinking tea is an English stereotype, it's not his fault that common shootings is America's.
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