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@GottliebShow
Doug Gottlieb
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The amount of work it takes to be consistent through her mechanical flaw is really impressive. If you were advising her, would you fix it in the offseason? @HoopConsultants
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@CNdanghe @nachocheeseyum @taylvr Word Problems were a struggle
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@mrsballs69 It’s crazy how you could tweet “sky is blue” and people would cross you
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@thr0at_g0at__ My boy down bad
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@nachocheeseyum @taylvr Just say 19 minus 12 that’s how math works
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Not even the best 3B in his division
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At the young age of 36, Justin Turner is the best third baseman in the National League
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@holy_schnitt The amount of “you up?” texts you’re gonna get tonight will be wild
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Coach Kentera laying into Jurickson Profar saying he can’t play left field everyday hitting .224 lol OBP is .361, wRC+ is 160 and he’s already worth 1.0 WAR
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Just served AJ Preller at work. I told him I’d like Ron Washington with Tingler as a bench coach. You’re welcome San Diego.
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Favorite guy in the league, he’ll stare into your soul, rip it out, and strike that out too.
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Mad Max.
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@Cubs I got walked reading this tweet
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@BaseballDoesnt I literally hopes this guy gets his Twitter banned
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KD played with Russell and Harden and he couldn't do it. Don't compare him to LeBron. This was Lebron's Finals Team.
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@TennesseeJunkie @Gmoney_7era You guys have to actually put a product on the field before ESPN comes to Knoxville
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@ForePlayPod The divot pattern gave me Aids
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@nburzych @GoldenKnights WhY THiS ACcoUnt sO bAd??
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3 years
Bro this isn’t about you no one fucking asked
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Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)
3 years
$340M over 14 years. Let’s do some math. Say a lawyer charges $500/hr. 5% of 24M is 1.2M, or 2400 hours of the lawyer’s time. Every year. Are 2400 hours of work being done on the player’s behalf every year for the next 14 years? Reality is worse though. The lawyer isn’t doing all
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@Muffin0414 @sports_hub_1 @AdamSchefter He wore a wrist brace to the game ?
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@sondraa At least her hat fits
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2 years
This is exactly what makes baseball perfect. Good pitch up and in resets him, he ends up being JUST tardy on the next one. Sees his pitch again and hits it to fucking Austin, Texas. Give me this shit back.
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@Demonthewolf @brendantegeder1 @SportsCenter @bakermayfield @Browns The only thing sad is you taking this shit so seriously
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7 years
@dp_legendary @barstoolsports When 31 points is stopping someone 😂😂😂
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We don’t deserve this Manny tonight. What an absolute beast. Undisputed team leader.
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@mrsballs69 My history degree
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@PitchingNinja They called this a foul ball lol
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This moment changed my life
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@kglass1957 @bbwlw @CNNPolitics @Acosta @CNN free press guaranteed by first amendment, censorship unlawful.
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@PFF_College Why is a fullback throwing the ball?
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@KnicksClicksNYK @AviMiIIer He got hit with a 94mph fastball you loser
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@savtwopointoh All the hours spent thinking porn is reality
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@MLB never investigated what was the fake trade in the history of modern baseball. Jed Hoyer trades for Rizzo while the GM for the Padres, brings him up too early, lowers his value, goes to the Cubs and trades for Rizzo and he becomes a guy??
@BleacherNation
Bleacher Nation
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7 years ago today, the @Cubs traded for the Greatest Leadoff Hitter of All-Time. (And he's not a bad reliever/third baseman, either.)
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Matt Kemp ✔️ Wil Myers ✔️ Justin Upton ✔️ Derek Norris ✔️ Will Middlebrooks ✔️ James Shields ✔️ World Series 2015 ⁉️
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@ZVR09 @Ben83500249 @JayT4208 @mialynneb lol flexing a signing bonus and never getting past High A get a job lol
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“FUCK THE MARLINS!” Josh Naylor, New Favorite Player
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Let’s fucking go Ves!!! @Alex_Vesia
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@NoLayingUp Snipers have been told to hold their fire but stay vigilant
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@DragonflyJonez Someone commented Baguette Biyombo 😭😭😭
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@RedditCFB Oklahoma beats Vandy by 40
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@CalFootball @bryce_turner18 Before you go to sleep, you hit your knees tonight and pray to the big man for the Turner family, this football team, and all that Bryce Turner has touched in his lifetime. The Bear Family has lost a great young man.
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@MichaelGlogow @kglass1957 @bbwlw @CNNPolitics @Acosta @CNN denying them questioning at a press conference is censorship my man.
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@bradyispliable @SportsCenter @Ravens Andrews was Bakers teammate in college
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Fun Fact about @Berticushill I grew up and played ball in San Diego. Every summer, played with the local travel team. One tournament, Rob is on my team. No one knew him so we asked him where he was from. “Utah.” He was then known forever as Johnny Utah. Gamer Legend.
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We are now attacking Taylor Swift for *checks notes* actively draining resources Christ.
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big honkin caboose
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no swiftie hate but I do think she dances this awkwardly on purpose to give herself more of a dumb baby vibe instead of a billionaire who is actively draining resources vibe
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@N1KSZN @ochocinco “He just scores”
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@Mark7_16 @WesleyKushner @Coach_Frogg It’s a shame it was him and not you
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@BrianDeanTrappe @SheaSerrano Like we care what Brian has to say
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@CodyFincher_ “That’s bush league bro how dare Yadi do his job.”
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Padres look way different and it’s 155% Bob Melvin @thestevenwoods @baseballnic25 @generichosmer (tagged great baseball minds)
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@RedditCFB AJ Green let’s us down in the biggest moment, a true Georgia tradition, was right there for you
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@buttermilk911 @AsteriskTour He got hit in the penis
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@OU_Football Thoughts and prayers to everyone effected in the Louisiana area. Norman will be welcoming y’all with open arms.
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@KFCBarstool Watch the movie
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Honestly, this bullshit the Dodgers keep putting out about the Padres just being another team is so fucking tired. Not only does it scream superiority complex, it’s belittling to a team that has so much fucking talent they can bite you in the ass. Fuck everyone on the Dodgers.
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Blake Harris
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Mookie Betts said the #Dodgers working their rotation to be Buehler/Kershaw/Bauer for this weekend against the Padres doesn't mean they're treating this series with more importance than if it were a different team He called the matchup this weekend "just another series"
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I was already laughing at the picture, but seeing @Lana ' comment as I was scrolling was the tipping point 😂
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@jordancicchelli Not even the best baseball movie with Kevin Costner
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@MLB @Padres Mr Irrelevant!! Dodgers are frauds.
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This is amazing
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Rob Friedman
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Cy Young Attitudes--Next Season Improvement: Porcello vs Scherzer.
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@ejbowlin @mannyfidel Voting for a felon loser
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@taylvr I work in bars here in San Diego, where there are three military bases and girls are always asking “Where the the Marines around here?” So secure the bag Tay
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@bbellaaaa My boy is fishing for validation lol
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@TaylorTwellman No they are just handling it 1000000x better
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@RedditCFB What did OU do to you man
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It’s hands on sight for Rosenthal
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@OUBarstool I mean it’s gonna go to the dude who played football after dying
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This absolutely fucking ridiculous and such a soulless and gutless money grab by ESPN and Disney. Sports media is dead when people like this are out of a job and Pat McAfee gets $100 mil because he’s the loudest in the room.
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I know ESPN has had a lot of layoffs before but I don't think it's hyperbole to say this might be the darkest day in the network's 44-year history. Brutal.
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@HappyForLife7 @sdutKevinAcee ��Hey we might trade you so just sit in the bench and take a roster spot for 15 days.”
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@barstoolsports @short_porch Or that was just a hung splitter down the middle
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@cottoncandaddy You should probably re-listen to Continuum
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This is a MASTERPIECE
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Friday Beers
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Joaquin said dominate.
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@TylerIAm Gundy in there
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@CodifyBaseball Can’t do the time DONT do the crime
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@RiggsBarstool Not very common man of you Riggsy
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@molly_knight Mookie and Seager were 3-14
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Thanks for the 5 bucks @MichaelaOkla I’m gonna get me something real nice
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@dp_legendary @barstoolsports You know what the point was Devin. Enjoy being the little sister of Iowa.
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@Kylie_falk @holy_schnitt Trying to understand his logic like...
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@TronCarterNLU @jamesawallis Heard Day injured his larynx playing peek-a-boo with his kids so he can't raise his voice
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To My Future Wife 💍
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Excuse me, BRON BRON
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@AgentRachelLuba @Ken_Rosenthal lol your only client cheats
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@HighHeatStats we just like watching our team win baseball games and you continuously shoot them down because you don't like them@
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