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Baseball Youtuber w/ Podcast: @baseballisdead_
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BREAKING: I will be joining the @baseballisdead_ boys every single MONDAY throughout the entire season. After a long and hard negotiation I’m relieved we could finally come to terms. pleasure doing business @UnderdogFantasy .
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Japan vs Orix Buffalos was watched by 36 million people in Japan. Japan vs Korea 55+ million . Japan vs Italy 62.5 million . Most watched World Series game: 54.5 million in 1980 . Good chance USA vs JAPAN is the most watched baseball game of all time
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Randy Arozarena has been Team Mexico's best player. But last year, he wasn't even Mexican. Here's how he convinced the President of Mexico to make him a citizen just to play in the WBC.
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This man arguably just had the best week in human history. Thread
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The Greatest Moments of the 2024 MLB Season . let me know if I missed anything
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The Dodgers sold more tickets this year than the entire Taylor Swift Era's tour combined . Dodgers 4.36 Million.Taylor Swift 4.35 Million
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They're postponing the season premiere of ONE PIECE so they can show the World Series in Japan. Shohei Ohtani has reached an extremely dangerous level of popularity in Japan
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TBT to when CSN showed a picture of the Cubs Mascots penis live on air
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Alec Bohm getting a standing ovation a day after making 3 errors and saying he fucking hates philly is legendary
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In 2017, Yennier Cano was banned from playing or even practicing baseball. Here’s how he became the most dominant pitcher in MLB, 5 years later…
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The 2026 Dominican Republic WBC team might legitimately be the greatest baseball team ever assembled.
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The Red Sox installed new LED lights this season and this is the before and after.
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Ichiro raging as Korea plants their flag on the mound is one of the most legendary baseball clips ever and nobody in America has ever seen it. And people say bat flips are disrespectful
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Nick Castellanos launching a double then mocking the pitcher. this guy literally wants smoke with everybody 😂
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Max Scherzer is the 3rd pitcher to get ejected for foreign substance since checks were put in place . All three have been checks done by Umpire Phil Cuzzi
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This offseason Shohei Ohtani is set to sign the richest contract in Baseball history, which some estimate will be well over $500 million. But did you know he actually lost more than $200 million just to play in MLB….
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Jackson Holliday has an OPS+ of -100, statistically making him the worst hitter in the history of Major League Baseball
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The Kansas City Royals (lost 106 games this year) had more fans at their final game (20,662). Than the Tampa Rays has for their playoff game yesterday (19,704)
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Anthony Rizzo does not care if he lives or dies
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The guy who ran on the field fucking got away wtffff
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The highest paid Arizona Diamondback this year is Madison Bumgarner. He was DFA'd in April
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Zack Grienke has Struck out 20% of the Active Managers in MLB.
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Shohei Since Drake was seen wearing his Jersey. 8/3 - Leaves start early with hand cramp . 8/13 - Experiencing Arm Fatigue and misses start. 8/23 - Leaves start early with Arm Fatigue. 8/24 Diagnosed with torn UCL - Won't again this season . Did Drake do this?
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Japan vs Korea reached 63 million viewers last week. The most watched World Series game ever was 54 million in 1980.
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Joey Votto came to the plate once so far in 2024. He hit a home run, then tripped on a bat in the dugout, sprained his ankle and hasn't played since. 5.000 ops
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Everyone giving the Athletics shit for gifting Miguel Cabrera some wine. but nobody said anything when the Orioles honored him with a literal brick
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MLB's Travis Kelce is a dude on the Albuquerque Isotopes, which is somehow 100x more impressive
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Shohei Ohtani is returning to pitching this season. According to history him being successful is EXTREMELY unlikely. a thread
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Shohei Ohtani will get paid $700 million . Rockies Owner Richard L. Monfort is worth $700 million
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Aroldis Chapman has blown half of his save opportunities this year. he has a 2.28 ERA
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Blanco had a daughter, made his first opening day roster, and threw a no hitter. in the same week. So far including spring training Blanco has made 5 started thrown 24.4 innings and has yet to give up a run.
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The team Shohei Ohtani and Mike Trout are on has a worse record than the Baltimore Orioles.
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In 2018 Brusdar Graterol and Luis Arraez got part time jobs working construction together to make money while also playing in single A . 5 years later. Luis Arraez leads the league in AVG .Brusdar Graterol has a 1.32 ERA (4th in league for RP)
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Oh my god was this guy actually Joe Rogan????
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The Oakland Athletics have been eliminated from playoff contention. It's August 23rd
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Best Helmets ever worn in Baseball History
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Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract is worth more than the Arizona Coyotes
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Fuck it, put Paul Skenes in the Home Run Derby
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He struck out 10 batter in 4.1 innings, and was so impressive the Astros told him he made the roster as he was being taken out of the game. This was his reaction
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Shohei Ohtani's $70 million dollar salary is more than the entire Oakland Athletics roster combined ($62 mil). So far in 2024 .Athletics: 5.3 WAR .Ohtani: 2.0 WAR . Oakland A's playing chess not checkers
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Corbin Carroll tracking down a fly ball at the wall with a fat fist full of seeds #ballplayer
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History has been made. the first umpire explanation of all time
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Crazy this happened 7 years ago and and we still don't know what they were looking for. All these years later and none of them are willing to answer.
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Max Scherzer + Justin Verlander are being paid $86 million this season. 27.2 IP, 5.29 ERA, -.2 fWAR. The Rays are paying their ENTIRE pitching staff (20 pitchers) $22 million. 322 IP , 2.93 ERA, 5.1 fWAR
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Jesse Chavez: *almost dies. The Braves Bullpen the next day
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The top 10 American born pitchers in 2022. Not one playing in the WBC.
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Shohei Ohtani Lead the Angels in . Stolen Bases.Games played .Starts .Innings Pitched.Plate appearances .Home Runs .RBI .OBP .SLG % .WRC+.Hits .Wins.Strikeouts .WAR.opp. avg (starters) .ERA (starters).Whip (starters).H/9 (starters).Instagram followers
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The softest hit home run ever recorded in MLB. The exit velocity was 85.4 MPH
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Tonight is the first time in MLB history the same pitcher will start for both teams
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First 32 days of MLB rule changes compared to the first 32 days of 2022. Runs are up 14%.Hits are up 9%.AVG. is up 15 points.Steals are up 54%.Games are 27 minutes shorter
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Camilo Doval only want K's a 200 ft fly out is unacceptable
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Why didnt Ippei just defer the gambling debt payments until 2030?.
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If you bet $100 the White Sox would lose on July 10th. Took that money and bet them to lose the next day, then kept repeating everyday until today. You would have made $765,405 in 27 days
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Zack Greinke's thoughts on MLB changing the baseballs
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Zack Greinke led the 2004 Royals in WAR . 19 years later. Zack Greinke leads the 2023 Royals in in WAR.
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6 months ago Jose Iglesias drove in Mark Vientos to cash in a key insurance run in front of 5 thousand people in Syracuse .
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Anthony Rendon was suspended 4 games and lost $817,204 due to this incident… Was the punishment fair? .
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Mike Trout is an early candidate for comeback player of the year
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The moment Barry Bonds knew he had to take steroids
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TBS not having a strike zone on the TV broadcast is a very nice way to honor Joe West.
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The craziest stat ever is that Dusty Baker literally did the first high five of all time
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The same team that spent the last 48 hours calling the Dodgers sensitive?.
The Padres boycotted Ken Rosenthal last night after calling players names in his article in The Athletic before Game 3. (via @sdutKevinAcee).
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Adam Duvall just hit a bomb with his phone in his pocket
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Yesterday: Rangers announce Max Scherzer is out for the season w/ injury. Today: Max Scherzer is running a marathon in the outfield "just in case"
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With deGrom, Scherzer and Kumar Rocker now on the squad, the Frisco Rough Riders now have a higher payroll than the Tampa Bay Rays, Pirates, and Athletics
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Today, less than a year later Arozarena is in the WBC like he promised. leading the team in OPS, SLG %, OBP, AVG, RBI, Runs, and saved the game vs Puerto Rico with this catch. Taking them to the Semi-Final for the first time ever.
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Where in the rule book does it say that this is actually illegal? . "No interference when a fielder reaches over a wall he does so at his own risk” 5.09(a). Have you just been able to mug players going into the stands this whole time?.
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Bro really hit the home fans with a "however" that's just not right
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You wanted Ohtani in the world series now you got him
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Jesse Chavez not pitching for the Braves since 2019:. 6.97 ERA. Pitching for the Braves since 2019: . 2.14 ERA
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Trevor Bauer hits batter with one eye open 😂
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When Shohei Ohtani's unborn child is inevitably taken in first round of the 2043 draft. the Dodgers will still be paying his Dad $68 million a year.
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Why does every single Manager in MLB look like this now?
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In 2023 there were more Tommy John surgeries amongst professional pitchers than the entire decade of the 1990's combined
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The Los Angeles Angels Opening Day Lineup . T Ward - INJURED.M Trout -INJURED.S Ohtani - TORN UCL.A Rendon -INJURED.H Renfroe - RELEASED.J Lamb - RELEASED.L Rengifo .G Urshela - INJURED.L O'Hoppe - PLAYED 23 GAMES.
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Zack Greinke just faced Miguel Cabrera for the 46th time. They are a combined 80 years old
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USA vs Japan final, was watched by 55 million people in Japan at 8am on a Wednesday . Including America it was watched by 60+ million, more than any world series, but less than the last WBC primetime game in Japan. Italy vs Japan 62.5 m, (likely the most watched game ever).
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The 2021 White Sox Lineup who won 93 games, so far in 2024. Yermin Mercedes Retired.Adam Eaton Retired.José Abreu DFA'd .Tim Anderson DFA'd .Yoan Moncada Played 11 games.Yasmani Grandal 37 OPS+.Andrew Vaughn .2 WAR .Eloy Jimenez
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Sixto Sanchez's fastball is ‼️13 MPH ‼️slower than the last time he pitched 3 years ago. He Dominated striking out 2 in the 1 inning he pitched . The Legend continues.
Sixto's fastball is sitting at 85 right now.
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Bryce Elder leads National League starters in ERA. Is StatCast data pointless?
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Pres of Mexico is proud saying. "He told us that if he became a national he would play with the team. He is complying because we did give him nationality. Very diligent he is a very good hitter and he also produced. He hit a double I stayed up watching the game it was worth it”.
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The Braves really saw this guy available in the 2nd round on the 2007 draft and were like "yeah he'll get us a ring"
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39 year old Charlie Morton's Fastball Velocity keeps going up. 28 years old - 91 MPH .39 years old - 95 MPH
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Some Angels players since being taken on waivers. Lucas Giolito - 5.82 ERA.Hunter Renfroe - DFA'd.Matt Moore - Placed on waivers again. The one Angels player on waivers nobody wanted . Randall Grichuk - 1.026 OPS
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Arozarena had been trying to gain citizenship for years. but this plea actually worked. President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, stated he would put the countries director of migration on the case. And shortly after Arozarena was a Mexican Citizen.
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First Inning of 2023 literally took 14 seconds. Pitch Clock is simply unwatchable RIP America's Pastime nice
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Is fanatics making UCL’s these things ripping like crazy.
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Game 1 = good game .Game 2 = cheating game .Game 3 = pitch tipping game .Game 4 = no hitter game .Game 5 = ?????.
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The Angels outscored the Rockies 32 to 12 this weekend. they won 1 game
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Marcel Ozuna just tied the all time single season home run record.
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Matt Olson telling his glove to go fuck itself after almost making an error
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MLB Teams: We don't want our pitching in the WBC its dangerous. Pitchers in spring training:
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There are 50 fans left in Fenway and you can hear every single word they say
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Liam Hendriks' wife shit talking the umpire during his first appearance since getting Cancer is as pure as it gets. Definition of ride or die.
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Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani went 0 for 6 with 4 strikeouts . Angels still won 2-1. Reverse Old Hoss game
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