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I don't know what a Hoosier is, either. Poli Sci/IR/IT. Poli stats nerd.

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@mialynneb
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1 year
Why all these white families and politicians are pushing for homeschool and charter schools. Like, we knew, but hearing it like this is terrifying. #ShinyHappyPeople
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3 months
Wild times. The GOP finding out about digital footprints.
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@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump This was the creepiest moment of the presidency and that's saying something.
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7 years
@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump And for a bunch of anti-lgbtq dudes, they sure were sucking some knob.
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3 years
I'd really like a discussion from the people old enough to remember "Freedom Fries," because we really lived through that nonsense.
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5 years
OMG Joe and Mika are tsk tsking the people that booed Trump last night and called it "UnAmerican." Eff all the way out of here. #MorningJoe
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5 years
@kim @BriscoeCain It's like Chris Hayes had a son and dropped him off at the set of Hee Haw.
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4 years
@stealthygeek @WalkerBragman This exactly. This walnut also has never been to the country, because that is just a normal damn house. Walker has never used a burn barrel and it shows.
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7 years
@DennisPerkins5 @xJackAttackx @GOP You can't argue with the 'I know you are, but what am I?' defense!
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7 years
@Jetberry1 @MickieMo @yashar @kayleighmcenany Yep - Fox has been running this "The MSM won't report on this..." for years. Nobody told them they ARE the MSM. Gaslighting fools.
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@mialynneb
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6 months
UC grad here - this IS our culture and we had a blast! Congrats to Travis Kelce!
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11 days
How to go no contact in a fun way!
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3 months
@JudgeJoeBrownTV @TinaMabry Your misogynoir is foul. Keep going though, it's really going to bring in voters to the GOP.
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3 months
Oh boy😂
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4 years
@bionicbritt86 @_JodyBreeze I haven't been to a restaurant since last year. Having worked as a server, 25 separate checks for one table pre-covid, would have had me clocking out, and not coming back.
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@ianrosewrites @franklinleonard Meal Team Six will forever hold a place in my heart. I mean look at the state of those kevlar vests.
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5 years
@SarahBCalif @davidmackau Definitely lots of wood working for sure.
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4 years
@NYinLA2121 @maggieNYT You are being too kind, sir.
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4 years
@HKrassenstein What a slap in the face if he did call. This isn't one of those damned if you do or don't moments. If he called at all, it would have been disgusting. This is the environment he has created, thrives, and loves.
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4 years
@Fahrni @TheRickWilson Guy just threatened his life and you're like, "His phone number! How could you, monster!"
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7 years
@m_altayer @realDonaldTrump Lol what the hell even is that?
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3 years
@luckydog20o0 @rad_milk Is that $55 for a pizza😳
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8 years
@tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump Is this where we run to the store and get bread, milk, and eggs?
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7 years
@jimwisdom @anthagiox @KamalaHarris They can't vote, you walnut.
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4 years
@prime_bee When I was growing up, I had the hugest crush on William. Now I'm like, but Harry though👀
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7 years
@smdh_atloser45 @kim_mathiot @ScottAStern @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump My father is a Marine so I have to step up for Mattis - the only one that didn't kiss the ring and is there for the troops.
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1 year
"My kids." Yikes. That guy definitely says he babysits his own kids. Everything about them gives Liev Schreiber in Manchurian Candidate. It weirds me the eff out.
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We should vote for Ron because he **checks notes** picked up his own kids when his wife had cancer. 🥴
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@LeahNMA @tonyposnanski @TomiLahren @foxnation So weird how Tabby left that off the list.
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3 months
@Needle_of_Arya YES. Someone commented she's the ballerina in his personal jewelry box.
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6 years
@kasie @DanCrenshawTX He wants to gut healthcare, but gee, he sure is nice!
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7 years
@ezlusztig @realDonaldTrump @VP @SecondLady I love that he couldn't help himself and had to confirm this was a stunt.
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5 years
@chrissyteigen @jimmyfallon I've been with my husband for 19 years, and that look is me daily.
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7 years
@PoliticusJason @MikeyMooseNC @politicususa Well that's the kind of lawyer you get when you're known to be difficult to work with and not pay your bills.
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3 years
@xMAN_EATERx @docrocktex26 Coworker had to retire due to long Covid before the vaccine was available. It ruined her life. The callousness of some people broke my heart. Yes, take the vacation, and all that time. Especially those mental health days.
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7 years
@BaumanKym @lancemusings @tonyposnanski @IvankaTrump They're using their first amendment rights to criticize a government official. Literally patriotic.
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11 months
Tell Hamas that. They knew this was going to be the reaction, and broke the ceasefire because they're a terrorist group that doesn't care about Muslims or Jews.
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@SarahAKarim @MBkgirl @Ginnion77 @Jetberry1 @MickieMo @yashar @kayleighmcenany I hope the heartache they have caused Mr. Rich's family takes them all down. It's disgusting what they have done to his memory.
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11 months
Husband and I laying on the couch - NFL commentator: "There's Simone Biles' husband."🙌
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4 years
@davidmweissman Black on Black crime is not a thing. It is a racist dog whistle White people like to use to dismiss systemic racism. Any crime committed by Black people where the victim is also Black, does not occur because of the color of their skin; it is just crime.
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1 year
@Videotapezzz @Dauntus Y'all need to me to send you the annual training I do every school year?
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6 months
@AdrianCJax Log trucks are the only time we have unity on the freeway, because we are letting everyone over to get by that truck. Why were they behind them😭
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@Videotapezzz @Dauntus It's a biohazard and if someone goes to use that sink that has a cut or scrape, you're literally putting them at risk for a bloodborne pathogen.
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7 years
@MitchMcConell @marcorubio I had some hope from yesterday's hearing that Marco was going to put country over party. I guess that's on me.
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4 years
@NYinLA2121 @ChuckGrassley My husband went to IU and said, "That guy is an asshole." We're not going to have baseball, NFL, college football, NHL, and probably NCAA basketball, because these anti-science twats refused to wear a mask. Chuck can look in the mirror and blame himself.
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1 year
I'm watching Suits, and it's really good. I remember watching the pilot episodes. Meghan Markle does kick ass as Rachel Zane. I want to punch this man's face so bad though😂
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4 years
@maggieNYT Today has just been a monumental ass-showing party of the blue check journalists. Congrats on contributing to the narrative, Maggie.
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2 years
@mgroppe This is why y'all weren't invited to the wedding🤷‍♀️
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4 years
@DrVirgo1981 He got all the vaccine infinite stones😂
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3 years
Living my best life today!
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7 months
@NickBNovak @JoeBiden @tammybaldwin What pavement princess vehicle are you driving, Nick?
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5 years
@thehill If they love it so much, they can pay their taxes.
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4 years
@terrycrews As a white person, if both of us got pulled over in separate vehicles, who would get to go home? You are letting your celebrity and money go to your head. I will fight for black lives that don't get that privilege of saying, "I'm Terry Crews."
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5 years
@maggierogers I'm so sorry this happened.
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2 years
Good god😂
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2 years
@msdh If they lost their birth certificate, they probably lost their entire house and internet. How the hell is this real?
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2 years
Oopsy doodle. Maybe going after a 19 year old young woman wasn't such a great idea, professor.
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5 years
@summerbrennan I liked and donated to HRC and Harris and I've never liked a candidate so much it scares me. Freaking weird. They're a person; not a damn God.
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@glennbeck @fred_guttenberg @CNN @benshapiro @RubinReport Wooooooooow. This is DISGUSTING. The man's daughter is dead - do you think this is fun for him? You are SHAMEFUL.
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4 years
@Alyssa_Milano "Personal things." She didn't go there for any other reason than to start shit. If someone offered to do my shopping, I'd be like I need the size 2 Diva Cup - thanks.
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4 years
@mistergeezy So she was being harassed by some white kids, and called a donkey "or something hilarious" awesome, guy. There is ZERO reason for students to be tazed. ZERO.
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@RalphNader Things you should do:
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@Byron60543206 @h8Wankmaggot45 @odysseus55 Welcome to Antifa Customer Support. For not wanting fellow Americans to be murdered because they want to be equal, Press 1. For spouting racism while using Coming To America as a profile picture, please press 2. For all other racist inquiries, please contact the White House.
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@NILES100 My ex in high school used to carry his weed in a briefcase😂
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@NYinLA2121 I would seriously feel bad for the guy due to the stories of emotional abuse he suffered, if he would have turned out to be a decent person and not a shitlord awful human being.
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@tatertotsconor Her family filing that $30M lawsuit when that video exists is hilarious.
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@NYinLA2121 @realDonaldTrump What a weird place to end/start a new tweet.
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@JustAGirl515 A documentary about the most effed up people in our country...and tigers.
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3 years
@IsabelOakeshott It's a fitness store, Isabel. Like, where people go to get clothes to work out. I know you're British, but sunscreen needs to be worn there, too.
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@ChadKMills @WDRBNews Oh great, Meal Team 6 has shown up to cosplay as the grand incel military.
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@rabiasquared @JasonSCampbell He's transforming into an extra from Django Unchained.
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@shannonrwatts I was looking for that other story in Indy and the hell.
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Parker Short everyone. President of the Young Georgia Dems from the rally yesterday!
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@FruitKace I've always respected Dianne Feinstein. I wasn't happy with a couple things she did this year, but I'm glad she's gracefully handing over the leadership. I'd like to think she wants to believe in the good of people, but a lot of her Republican colleagues are just monsters.
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@ericgarland Right, but they're still just words. When they start some action, then I'll maybe think better of @LindseyGrahamSC
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@RealDianeYap Degrading strangers online while also asking for money from strangers is wild.
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@goldengateblond I'm a broken record, but Pence did this to the incoming state superintendent. His crooked buddy got voted out and replaced by a teacher. They gutted her power and then blamed her for not accomplishing anything. She was voted out. It's horse shit.
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@Ginnion77 @Jetberry1 @MickieMo @yashar @kayleighmcenany I remember back when I was a republican back in like 2001 - O'Reilly would always say this. It confused me then.
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@YNaija @realDonaldTrump You have to say it correctly, "Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall!"
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@chrislhayes You don't have a good barometer for things, Chris. But okay.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt My history teacher in '98 playing this song to teach us about the rich and how they helped their children dodge the draft. My dad served in Vietnam as USMC.
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@eligit @BraddJaffy Yep. That's enough internet.
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@reverendmatty @raficlassy @EvH_v7 @jennlalady @realDonaldTrump This is interesting watching the bots flock to follow her account. By interesting, I mean kind of terrifying.
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@AlogoAgogo @PreetBharara Right? They're not even JV. It's like watching toddlers learning how to play soccer. Just running around aimlessly accomplishing nothing.
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@myronjclifton Oh, so they circled the wagons for him but not Tiffany Cross? Shocking.
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@drillinlooks @DarkwingDuckDJ @Robfrfr @PrettyVicki69 Just stopping by let you know how wrong you are. The disrespect is astronomical.
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@Lawrence Lawrence looks like such a sweet man (I'm sure he is) but he plays a badass on Twitter. Damn, son.
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Husband: "Have you seen the large glass mixing bowl? I've looked everywhere, I use it every week, and can't find it." Me: *opens first cupboard to find said bowl*
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@DonnyDeutsch As you do an interview from your home. Amazing self-awareness Donny.
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@aquablueeyes12 @Ambrluvsports @Mitig8nFctrs @EMC_Maine @3gr8k1ds @LisaMKing1221 @Indigoticus @blakehounshell Are people being ignorant on purpose? Comey specifically stated in his testimony that he made sure that memo wouldn't be classified.
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@sharcat12 @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump That's demeaning to 8 year olds. They can be quite creative in their insults!
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"I did my research." JFC, do y'all hear yourselves? I need more coffee.
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3 years
@ShanaVWhite @Freeyourmindkid @etanthomas36 He has the quotes all around it, but not giving credit? We learned that in middle school.
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@NYinLA2121 They're handling it very well. Lots of "fake news" too in their little echosphere.
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@piper4missouri The projection is so loud. Rokita here in Indiana, with that poor 10 year-old. The GOP here doesn't think she deserves breakfast and lunch, but can have a baby.
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@odysseus55 @h8Wankmaggot45 Welcome to Antifa Tech Support. You are currently number 6 in the queue. We thank you for your patience; please stand by as we assist other customers.
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@samstein My birthday is next week and my MIL text to ask what I wanted. Husband said, "Would asking her to not be in a conspiracy cult be too much?"
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