videotapezzz
@videotapezzz
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Comedian, videomaker, serial account deleter
Joined March 2024
John Mulaney should be in a loveless marriage with his first wife. That's just my opinion.
how do people not know what John Mulaney did to his ex wife.
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@ThatJakePC "I like driving in my car". Twitter: "reactionary narcissism" + therapy industry critique + Tv reference.
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@conbrwn @keysmashbandit @Ms_Deathwish @Darinstrauss She relies on google to dismiss an argument but cannot accurately interpret the response she receives. This feels in line with someone evangelizing AI.
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@RiverTamYDN A high-value man telling me I wasted my peak reproductive years while smugly ejaculating into a life-size Bionicle.
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@amalfidrives I feel like "decenter men" a vague, undefined idea use to, ironically, criticize women.
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@ughfinewhatever As a near daily rice eater this feels like someone asking why you would buy a bike when all you can do is ride it.
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@kelibacy It's not a particularly emotionally deep movie. I'm really not understanding why people are treating it as a deeply serious experience.
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@alpharivelino @gottfriedvons You are writing a horny fan fic in your head and making the rest of us watch.
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@RachelsBirds @ughfinewhatever It cooks it perfectly and you don't have to worry about timing or heat levels.
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@katrosenfield wow kat this is so helpful. Abuse victims just need to behave perfectly and nothing bad will happen. You've cracked it.
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@BowTiedTurismo @YIMBYLAND @Surferonx777 My family cut me off because i was addicted to living in my house.
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@moseskagan It seems like she hasn't given up, she just lives at home. Your life in a separate apartment has been subsidized by your family. I don't really see what distinction you are making between your situations?.
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@JoeCassandra @Cluffalo Which is not the worst fate in the world but pretty maddening when you consider it is how you are spending your singular life.
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@jimmysoldout @evemmore There isn't enough character development in the film to say that definitively. She's such an underdeveloped character it's really more of a Rorschach test for the audience.
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@JuiceThousand Sorry, no entering the theatre after the movie starts but several people will be crawling around with baskets of sweet gochujang cauliflower bites.
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@PanasonicDX4500 "That moment when you, a king, come across another king, and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay.
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Thinking about @hotelartthief 's hair and the ancient tradition of light mane/dark tresses storytelling. Read more in my article for Vulture https://769832487
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@SFS150 @VickieforNYC It seems like a baseline expectation of a police officer to obey the law.
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@MennoSimonsFan @dash_eats "wow this thing I just completely made up totally validates my preexisting belief".
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@Akira__Kanazawa @Dialectiks Like disowning your LGBT child, rejecting mainstream media, and chanting Make America Great Again?.
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@SFS150 @VickieforNYC Let them take the subway? Somehow the millions of other New Yorkers figure out how to get to work.
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Have you considered that I am swallowing him whole like Kirby?.
@file_select bjs are actually not feminist under any circumstances.
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Be kind to everyone you meet, you never know what kind of clouty micro-celebrity they might be. 🙏.
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@Lowenaffchen The social skills of theatre kids amount to masking competitiveness and rage while endlessly jockeying for positions based on personal charisma, and believing they deeply care about being guy 2 in the Music Man. I think they can be specifically effective in corporate settings.
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@DiabolicalSpuds I am deeply connecting with every individual soul on the A train, just without making eye contact or ever speaking to them.
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@PaulJustin27306 @GypsyAnnie1962 @JohnDraisey @malmesburyman It's not three people's jobs just because it's three different types of task. This is just office ideology you get fed so you ignore the exploitation of other workers.
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@ItsEstaFiesta @PURPLESAlNT Using my indoor voice to explain "outside baby" to my friend at work.
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@smod4real This feels like a simple "can you read?" question but I guess it also involves theory of mind as people can't seem accept that the answer is something they don't personally believe?.
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Counterpoint, this movie is not about anything and represents nothing because Eggers "the craftsman" is honking on technique to avoid thinking about the bad thing (not my business).
Here's the thing, Nosferatu isn't really an allegory for grooming and sexual assault. That is actually the literal interpretation but the subtext is about sexual repression under puritanism. Count Orlok represents Ellen's shame and inner darkness. Her desire for him is real.
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@PaulJustin27306 @GypsyAnnie1962 @JohnDraisey @malmesburyman Who are all now doing less than half job.
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@charlestoyou people who think that race is a social construct are probably less likely to see race as legitimate factor in choosing partner. seems pretty straightforward.
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I thought my co-workers were discussing their struggle to understand the Dao which is relatable given the unknowable nature of being, but they were actually referring to the Dow which is a made-up peasant superstition.
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I know I will be a voice in the dessert, a lone dissenter, but he is not hot to me.
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WE ARE GOING TO HELL!!!.
Atheist to ATHEIST:.
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To be fully integrated into a job is to become enraged over things you would have never noticed before.
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Putting aside a career that does not exist to focus on my family who do not like me.
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The modern loneliness is a result of seeking instant and complete gratification without any possibility of rejection. We want to move frictionlessly through the world and the Chatbots abide.
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Wondering if the UH assassin is sitting on a couch somewhere like "eep! 🙊" or if he's just blasting celcius' and surfing reddit.
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@CaralhoPhilly It's call "Mia Trattoria" and they're having a $30 diet Sangria special next Thursday.
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Taiwan tarrifs making smart phones and depression/anxiety drugs inaccessible would probably be extremely healthy for twitter users. A bunch of normal people would sufferer immensely but perhaps that is the price for the Great Touching of Grass.
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@ChicaCintron @placardabuse Illegal parking of work but also personal vehicles. Also, giving out placards to friends and family.
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I hate when I don't like a movie people love. But I can only be me.
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@Sturgeons_Law Vegans have to stop comparing animals to black people. It makes your cause look so dumb.
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"Parenting your inner child" was the wrong analogy. You are a Sim. Look at your need bars. Are they good? Consider your moodlet. Is there something you could do to fix that?.
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Corporate DEI was liberals and conservatives both pretending a radical cultural shift had been enacted because they participated in an hour-long powerpoint presentation about not saying slurs.
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I am not racist; people just can't take jokes. That being said, the jokes are funny because they are true and accurately reflect what I believe to be the nature of the Polish people.
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"You lose the ability to call it a joke when you step outside a comedy club" . I love people conception of comedy clubs as like combination slur rage rooms/moral autonomous zones.
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I find the "Shiz University Chicken Wrap" more offensive to the cinematic arts than someone being on their phone but I respect their right to do it nonetheless.
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President Trump displays the core virtue of the American spirit; A genuine love and deep reverence for daytime television.
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American Psycho being directed by a woman can only be topped by the fact that James Bond franchise is controlled by a woman named Barabara Broccoli.
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Agonizing over whether the text message you sent was "intrusive" meanwhile, someone out there is locking a person up in their basement like "I am a great guy. Maybe. the best? ".
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Craving a McDonalds cheeseburger now. Maybe something bigger is at foot than we all think.
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@YourCareerflex @JamieVoorhies @badazn If you can't figure out how to make your highlighter bigger I'm not trusting you with my brain.
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I love that Newspapers have opinion sections, like. here are the facts. and then here's some non-facts for dessert.
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@dovethedivine John Mulaney should be in a loveless marriage with his first wife. That's just my opinion.
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@DogPlayingPiano @ronawang In the gentlest way possible, being attracted to a woman doesn't entitle to her time and the assumption that this is "cool the get" is a big one.
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An old man on the train who said he was a doctor told me to stop chasing money and take care of myself because he could see my compromised immune system in my face. Went home, got sick, slept for 24 hours straight.
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@moseskagan @Citrini7 @twallyweb You also said if she worked for a grocery store she could be in corporate in 3 years. Maybe you should consider that you are extremely removed from these situations and simply do not understand how a lot of things work because you are insulated by your parent's money.
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The Elon Musk pretending to be #1 in Diablo is the same impulse as Kim Jong-Il claiming he shot 11 holes-in-one. A god-myth for the Mountain Dew target demo.
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Waiting for him to drop the manifesto like a Soundcloud link.
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I want to see one DNC pundit crack and just start tweeting like "KILL GEN Z".
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Why doesn't the manosphere talk about baldness more? A legitimately male pattern that people are actually shamed for. They are so fixated on height but never hair.
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An imperfect solution but if blackpilled men need community we should consider government funded brick and mortar porno theaters which can be used as a hotspots to recruit them into bowling leagues, then co-ed bowling leagues then normal society.
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@Matt25324024 @chriswb71 @teslaownersSV So your problem with DEI is too much Scottish representation?.
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Ordering the same dish as someone you are dining with is insane. Sitting across from each other with two baked zitis like you're the damn Olsen twins.
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Tony Hinchcliffe's is like a trained dog. He sees a black person, knows the command is "say watermelon" and then incels in freshly purchased cowboy hats rub his digital belly. GOOD BOY.
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@aletheia327 Some people already have mutual relationships and don't think it requires much demystification beyond choosing partner that share your values.
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@tommybayertime stay out of sight and use this very special more shitty elevator my esteemed colleague.
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we're reheating the the Trump twitter discourse cycles. Everyone get hungry.
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One day Halsey will imitate you and none of this will be a joke anymore.
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Cinephiles are out of control. People should be laughing during Nosferatu. It's a horny vampire movie where you see Dracula's penis.
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Concern about masculinity and femininity is how you identify prime mlm victims.
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