hotel art thief
@hotelartthief
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I've seen enough. hotel art thief is a top 3 brooklyn sketch comedy group
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Do you know what a "sketch night" is?
Probably not, because Joe and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Ridgewood, Queens.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each pitch an idea about a guy who is weird, and talk.
That's it. What if a guy was weird?
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our next sketch is so awesome it will create a sea change in the brooklyn-based digital sketch comedy space. it's so good that we were legally compelled to classify it as a short film in the european union. please save your likes, retweets, and bookmarks for this friday
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just left the studio. joe dropped an incredible verse that respectfully disses six brooklyn digital sketch comedy groups. not unlike what kendrick did on 'control'
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gutted to announce that we are shelving our "Pi Day" sketch. it's just not gonna be ready by EOD guys. basically, joe confuses pi with pie, and our old guy plays a math professor with diarrhea. we'll keep it in the vaults till next year. 🕊️+❤️, y'all
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last night I passed this note to joe right before we did 10 minutes of sketch comedy onstage together
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our next sketch will be about this. just kidding! what the fuck would that even mean
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I was actually so right for tweeting this
our next sketch is so awesome it will create a sea change in the brooklyn-based digital sketch comedy space. it's so good that we were legally compelled to classify it as a short film in the european union. please save your likes, retweets, and bookmarks for this friday
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making sketches is fun, but we'd love it if someone could help us snag our dream job, SAT tutor/personal assistant
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this one flopped. but what can you do
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no sketch this week. joe spilled water on his laptop, and mike developed a new kind of mental illness from watching too many nba playoff games
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in our haha bag here
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we were so back here
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we would never make normative claims about hotel art thief. just enjoy our videos and come see us perform new stuff live
@UnionHallNY
on september 13
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no sketch this week. joe's laptop is still in the shop, and mike is undergoing self-guided ketamine therapy for treatment-resistant impostor syndrome
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us if posting funny, high production value sketch comedy were a crime
COUNT 1: GUILTY
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you perverts are probably going straight to our media tab, huh
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for this one we cranked out a nice topical one
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underrated one
how to break up with a friend who's staying with you for the weekend
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sorry we haven't made a sketch in a while. we were busy writing an amazing christmas comedy movie and an incredible live show you can see this october 30th at union hall. but now it's back to business
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no sketch this week. mike formed a parasocial relationship with joe and we're still navigating that
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if you came to our february live show and took this shirt, can you please give it back? I know we said, "who wants a free shirt?" and threw it into the crowd, but we're doing more live stuff now and we need it back
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no sketch this week. joe is cooking up something special and needs more time, and mike is recovering from a botched buccal fat removal procedure he got to try to become "the cute one"
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in an unprovoked act of aggression, famed writer Joyce Carol Oates blocked
#hotelartthief
member
@K_A_N_D_E_L
earlier today. to our literary-minded followers: please speak reason to her, and send her our warmest regards. we seek rapprochement.
young human being enthusiastically turns into some sort of consumer-robot-device before our eyes. what's the price?
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then we really started cooking numbers-wise
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in hindsight it seems obvious, but we did not expect this to connect with as many perverts as it did
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hi everyone. we made a twitter account for our sketch group. follow us so we grow big and strong and so we don't have to post videos on mike's account anymore and watch him soak up our clout
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you can make hotel art thief at home. simply mix equal parts white boy magic and jewish excellence until fully blended. season to taste with an old man
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we ate with this one
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bro last night was a one-minute, 30-second vertically-filmed sketch
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the rough cut of our jeanne dielman, 23 quai du commerce, 1080 bruxelles parody is cracking me tf up 🔥🔥🔥
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when
@jlmiciak
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I used AI to recreate my grandpa's dead wife and something amazing happened
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this is how we're training for our first horizontal video
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fortunately, one can still earn a great living making short-form digital sketch comedy
Watching the Hulu doc on Kurt Vonnegut, and this guy made so much money on selling short stories in 1949 that he QUIT his day job at GE in 1950. Said GE wasn’t prepared to pay him half as much as he made from selling short stories. SHORT! STORIES!
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we're gonna change the game forever once we figure out how to turn our iphone sideways
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we dropped some good ones in february
I don't fight with my roommates anymore thanks to this
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this one was a heater, no way around it
I tried this new dating app and something weird happened
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this one hit different. or the same, in the sense that it was generally well-received, like many of our sketches
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what sets hotel art thief apart is that its members desire creatively fulfilling, highly remunerative work in the entertainment industry
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haters got a W on this one, but we'll all be eating soon enough
our friend's in a new reboot and it actually looks pretty good
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us asking showrunners to let us write funny things that are longer than two minutes
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26 fuego sketches and more on the way
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joe did something special on this one. magnum opus vibes
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I like this one too. I like them all tbh. to varying degrees, of course
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can't miss
this might be the weirdest christian podcast I've seen
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forgot to add this one. we still got the juice
if you don't already know, this is the sketch that got us in trouble
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this is by far our worst performing video of the year. but our friend jimmy likes it a lot and I do too
EXCLUSIVE: We sat down with one of the jurors who indicted Trump
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almost forgot to log this in the thread. needless to say, big W
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my childhood guitar teacher listened to my new single and something amazing happened
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we're so back
if you've ever struggled with your mental health, watch this
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no one's doing it like we're doing it
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I like this one a lot. ideally we would have posted it on halloween, but such is life
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btw it's gonna be live stuff. we're not putting 30 two-minute videos on a projector or something
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ending the year with an undeniable banger
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you won't believe we're in our 30s. it's all thanks to this
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this is what it looks like when we write sketches
When I meet new people and show them my unhinged side immediately and they decide to keep me:
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this podcast is one of the weirdest disney marketing things I've come across
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all in all, another beautiful brick in the wall
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our first horizontal video ❤️
the bechdel test video game actually looks pretty cool
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it is an amazing show!!!! u don't want to miss it
me and
@jlmiciak
make these sketches as
@hotelartthief
. come see us perform live at union hall on october 30th
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btw you can find our 2023 sketches here
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we had to slow down bc I left the country for a month..... but watch this space....
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live show details here 👇
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it's gonna be a legendary show
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