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The Short Porch Podcast hosted by @BarstoolHubbs @TomScibelli & @martymush Presented by @barstoolsports. New Episodes every Monday | (917) 725-1401
Bronx, NY
Joined February 2018
Turns out baseball is hard when you don’t know what pitch is coming
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The Yankees are wearing these FDNY lids tonight. Never Forget. 9/11/01
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CC Sabathia needed to pitch 7 innings to earn a $500K incentive bonus. Loyalty to his teammates was more important. CC was that guy. Forever a legend.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Quite the crowd for Altuve/Bregman/Correa’s first round of batting practice. When they arrived, a man banged a trash can three times behind home plate before running off.
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Cashman with the smirk of the century. Gerrit Cole is officially a New York Yankee.
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Tommy Kahnle is a goddamn psychopath and I hope he never changes
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What a moment. What a series. The New York Yankees are on a WARPATH of mass destruction.
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These Yankees made MLB Network’s Top 10 at each position
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We’re all Joe Kelly fans now.
Dusty Baker on #Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly: "What really enraged everybody was what he told Carlos [Correa] when he struck him out, "Nice swing bitch!''.
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Joey Gallo loves dogs. This is his Labrador Retriever. named Ranger. In his time in Texas he helped many dogs find homes.
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Meet Bronxie, a small turtle the Yankees clubhouse recently adopted, led by Nestor Cortes Jr. They are 6-0 with Bronxie
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It’s with heavy hearts we say good bye to our crazy lunatic Tommy Kahnle. Take good care of him LA.
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GLEYBER TORRES IS THE BEST PLAYER IN BASEBALL. 5-3 YANKEES
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The battle for 4th is gonna be must watch the whole year
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Yankees: We can give you 4 years. DJ: I’d like a little more security, what’s your thoughts on 5?. Yankees: Fine let’s just meet in the middle at 6. DJ FOREVER.
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9 years ago an 80 year old Regis Philbin went right to the rubber and threw out the first pitch at the Yankees game. Rest in peace to an absolute legend
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Standing ovation for Anthony Rizzo's first at-bat in pinstripes, gotta love it.
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Delete this.
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The Astros after they started being friends with trash cans
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When Jasson Dominguez makes contact it sounds like an explosion in a war movie
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Unreal timing on this Jeopardy question. Please add “Astros using cameras in centerfield”
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Rookie is the best dog around. Lets get him to the Bronx!
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The Coles welcome in their new baby boy Everett to the family! Congrats guys
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Josh Donaldson having a fucking blast at Judge’s 30th bday party
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Nice tweet, now sign him.
Congrats to DJ LeMahieu on earning First Team All-MLB honors, and to Gerrit Cole on Second Team honors 👏
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Gerrit Cole and Amy Cole getting in some throwing work today.
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Something tells us Gerrit Cole isn’t starting tomorrow’s game
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The Red Sox actually thought Mookie Betts was coming back next year
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"Thank you to the baseball writers, all but one of you"
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Impossible to describe how hard Giancarlo just hit this baseball
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The final out! Kluber’s first no-hitter! The Yankees’ first one since Cone’s perfect game in 1999!
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The Red Sox pulled a fan from the crowd and put him in CF
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Clint Frazier is 3 for 3. A triple from the cycle. In his 2020 debut. While wearing a mask. King.
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BREAKING: A New York Yankee just hit a triple. Greg Allen forever.
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Hate to see it.
Out of all the players the Red Sox have shown interest in (all of them), I feel like Corey Kluber has the strongest chance of actually ending up in Boston.
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You Hate To See It.
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Tonight’s Yankees-Phillies game is cancelled, source tells The Athletic.
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Greg Allen is on the roster tonight and Andrew Heaney has been DFA’d. WOW.
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AARON JUDGE PUTS THE YANKEES INTO THE WILD CARD GAME.
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Andrew Heaney is gone and Johnny Lasagna is back. What a fucking moment we just had.
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