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@jilleeann_ In America this would cost the government ten trillion dollars.
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@BlindMike_ @marknorm @TuesdayStories He bombed so hard they took it as a threat.
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@BlindMike_ @GarryBrasil @marknorm @TuesdayStories It’s quite possible Ari Schafer popped out of a tunnel and wanted stage time.
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@Tomozaurus You just used two I’s, one this and one that. I believe that equates to 450 years in Guantanamo.
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@insultsrare Sucking dick for a billion dollars doesn’t make you gay it makes you a gay billionaire.
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@TFergusonsStach
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@barbarawaxer @shannonrwatts Doritoes tiny mouth commercial guy
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@RationalWins Be white Democrat says there are too many of you and they want to give your stuff to black people “Lol why are Republicans racist!”
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@AltHistCody *soldier gets head blown off *Fallon starts giggling uncontrollably
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@HardcoreHistory Dan Carlin’s Hardcore Hot Sauce: Like every other hot sauce, only moreso.
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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk He’s already got my vote. You don’t have to keep selling him.
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@Factsonfilm Let me guess, Edward Norton turned back to Brad Pitt and said “Me too” but really he was talking to himself the whole time?
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@greentexts_bot Just like Israel, FAFO. War crimes beget more war crimes. Japan constantly would do fake surrenders, militarized their civilians, tortured enemy soldiers. If you read some of the island fighting journals, the 9 survivors were lucky they made it out.
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@John_Lawson7 @jilleeann_ I get what you mean. I do think an engineer and 6 rednecks could get it done for $60k in 3 weeks tho.
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@InternetH0F I feel bad for her future child :( living without a dad or grandad would be tough.
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@EdKrassen @SheriffOconee 1) the two blacks guys are new members of the house. Johnson has been there for a decade. 2) Jones and Pearson were yelling and agging on protesters to get louder. Johnson didn’t. 3) Jones and Pearson had apparently been disruptive prior to this incident.
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@lanechanged One time a girl I knew from work and her bf got shit faced at a bar I was at and got in his car to drive home. They could barely walk out of the bar without tripping. I told them to get in my car and they can sleep it off on my couch. The next day I woke up and someone had
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@amuse @greg_price11 I bet her house smells like soup
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@cryptopunk207 @wayotworld Dated a Venezuelan girl that worked at a Mexican restaurant. When I asked her how she liked it she said “I like it. Everyone is nice except the black people. I do not like American black people.” Lol
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@FFT1776 @MattWallace888 Clark isn’t just a woman, she’s also in the spotlight. A woman stealing the spotlight is absolutely reviled by other women.
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@MargBarAmerica Agreed. Stop coming. We’re full.
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@EPM106 Waiting is severely underrated.
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@weirddalle Was wondering why my forearm keeps trying to gas the Kurds.
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@PrimusLexicanum @cheerfulclips Well duh he’s an olympic gold medalist. She was probably hotter.
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@UpdatingOnRome I’ll admit often when I’m driving on some crappy pothole filled road I’ll remember that the Appian Way was built over 2000 years ago and doesn’t have these problems.
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@Brett_McMurphy Probably the only thing soccer has over American football. If there was a constant clock with no commercials except halftime the game would be completely different in a great way.
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@amuse Why does this seem more demeaning than OnlyFans to me?
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@AIloverhumans @greentexts_bot Starfield was a game that came out this year.
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@TheArtOfWar6 Umar Nagnogmanadeda ladies and gentlemen. Love the bail out.
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@WhiteHouse 44% of Americans have a college degree and on average they have more wealth/salary than non college degree holders. This is literally robbing the poor to give to the rich.
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@espn Duke v Colorado nat championship game confirmed.
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@Kaybearmomma I never understood the spice thing. Black, white, hispanic, none of it is spicy. East Asian food blows everyone’s brick off on spice levels.
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@keyon Dwayne “the Marble” Johnson
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@Babygravy9 The McFlurry machine never works so the comeback was two pronged.
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@nypost Shane Gillis single handedly ended a natural gas union strike
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@lucy_rohden Agreed. The retribution is if the other team pancakes him they get to tea bag him free of penalty.
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@SamParkerSenate 1. The Germans had been building a phantom army using MEFO bonds that were fraudulent so they could prepare for war against Europe. 2. Poland, did in fact, have a defensive agreement with France. So even if you argue that Germany had cassis belli to attack Poland, France/England
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@DragonflyJonez “No unfortunately she died a few years ago. Yep that’s right you guessed why.”
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@stangewear @historyinmemes Croicky I saw her post a message online and my heart started thumping. Crazy enough my FBI agent took a picture of both of us at the same time and mailed it to us.
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@ComradeDoyIe Total War: Yemen
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@randomsakuga Dang I can still remember that Sinbad the Sailor song earlier in that episode.
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@ScottNiswander Prepare thy anus
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@Rothmus Could you stop posting? You are scaring the fish.
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@UpdatingOnRome If you didn’t ride to the party on horseback then he’s larping and you should leave him.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Until you get droned and your head is locked in a box and buried in a deep hole filled with cement. Enjoy chilling in agony and boredom for 100k years.
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@jzux Then we sow little patches on their scarfs and send all to camps together.
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@nypost They should try helium next. “Any last words.” (Squeaky voice) “I’ll haunt you all to the grave.”
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@thephilippics Hot take. You should see how many muskets we make compared to the 1700s. Almost none. It’s almost like they are stone age compared to satellites and drones.
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@queenie4rmnola Dang so I can hate anyone I want as long as I’m powerless? Interesting.
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@romtaah22744 Hell of a job those cops did.
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@hosienation I thought Terrance’s ideas on chemistry are interesting. I don’t agree with them but they are interesting. His math is like 3rd grade though. Hell it’s not even third grade, it’s just wrong.
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@zerohedge If he bet on VIX it means they are European style options which means they only can be exercised day of. Which also means this dude just bet $5 million dollars on a very, very tight bullseye.
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@vidsthatgohard I remember the entire time up to this scene I didn’t laugh once and started wondering if this would be stupid. I had to rewind the funeral scene because I couldn’t stop laughing at this.
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@thedailybeast Lol wow that didn’t take long. What was it like 2 days ago he said he was suing the ADL?
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@MichaelBensonn “Tomorrow I’ll teach you how to dodge son. No not punches, you need to be able to put off fighting Pacquiao’s kid until he retires and you have the advantage. It’s an art.”
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@runews Looks like the line to the soup kitchen.
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@stealthygeek I literally just listened to a Twitter Space that was updating me on the coup in real time faster than the news reported.
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@henfreakez Theo is a transformer?
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@sammorril Be careful in Columbus. I just heard they have a big problem there.
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@1300PlagueDoc Was just in Cebu. Some Spanish nouns but unique sentence structure. They speak English well though and are awesome folks. Salamat.
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@a1ways_green @REALSIRMAEJOR Oooh I love Wheel of Fortune! I would like to solve the puzzle. Calorie all bacon.
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@tulpapilled He moisturizes
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@Sandile_S_N @damccormick13 Amen on that. I’ve always had a wackier work schedule in sales. Made good money and took some trips but wonder about the 9-5 more stable life. My best friend’s life is exactly like this.
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@discobaal @Malcolm_fleX48 Robert Moses was a builder from the WW2 era. Dude has been dead 40 years now.
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@KevinMKruse If only he would’ve taken the shot covid wouldn’t broken his ankle like that.
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@TheClemReport Ohhhhh I see what’s going on here. So SORRY TO INTERRUPT!
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@SallyMayweather Yeah but what if we pay enough taxes in a year for a million guns but instead we have to go buy our own guns then pay monthly for guns, and then pay for all the ammo up till the first 5-20k used?
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@Crisis1enjoyer @greentexts_bot There was a story about them strapping a captured marine to a log, raping him, then shoving a bayonet up his ass till he bled to death. They left a message over his corpse “he did not die slowly”. This is from a marine journal. Yeah they had it coming.
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@rodjob21 @Sietchposting I would argue Dune is science fantasy.
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@iamyesyouareno Why would white supremacists do this?
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@kevinnbass Imagine the money the hospital extorted from people for those masks. “Tiny covid mask: $95000”
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@MochiMan17 @TheNerdSpider Looks like a gay pride march to me
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@Xerczar @nimrodserling The book also makes it clear that no one really trusts the Bene Gesserit. Also Baron H isn’t really evil in the book. He’s more just ruthlessly pragmatic.
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@tulpapilled Super Soyan
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@_Zeets I hope one day to find a lady that looks at me like liberals look at the vaccine.
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@imbethmccoll Why can’t we just keep kids under 6 in the cargo hold? The kid won’t remember and there a dogs and cats kept down there so they’ll enjoy being down there with them.
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@OliLondonTV All women act like this in one form or another.
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@greentexts_bot I sold a car to a couple that is this. >woman is out of man’s league but apparently autistic (their words not mine) >they buy a car. I offer a warranty. Woman freaks out. 50k miles Ford so yeah it’s important > they turn it down > 3 months later come back pissed that a $500 part
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@cb_doge Walk into a hole in the wall lunch spot then dude starts kamehamehaing your food.
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@historyinmemes The look of a man that just shat his pants suit.
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@greentexts_bot Oi me fanny skirty shorts blew up with the breezy winter blow. Oni chan sees me knickers and I sees his donger go bing bong like Big Ben I did.
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@TimJDillon Because Lori wears it better
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@jakeshieldsajj 3 years ago, you would be arrested for not wearing a mask.
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@JayinKyiv @GOP We’ve given them $115 billion so far. Tf have they been doing with the money?
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@HaroldT22037651 @FootbaIIism I bet Peyton got manicures before the game just for this. That’s the kind of professional courtesy that gets you into the hall of fame.
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@Blerdybynature Part of black fragility is not being able to accept the good parts of the modern world.
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@40Zetrel @AsianDawn4 Highest murder rate in Asia is Philippines at 8.7. Murder rate in Mississippi is 23.7.
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@ValuetainmentTV She said doubling. Guess she meant from 1 to 2.
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@greentexts_bot Lawd dem rangz
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@schotts @Alphafox78 Pretty sure this led to a law that answers the question of the op. Yes you can drive through a violent.
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@pattonoswalt @JasmineForUS A black person could spin in their seat shouting Cardi B lyrics and as long as they have a D next to their name liberals will say it’s the greatest speech since the Gettysburg Address.
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@Mizzoh66 Fight Club Sandwich
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@RevRayCistman @ClownWorld_ They’re all black if they didn’t.
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@TiffanyStarrXXX @malaarki @robnoerr @MrAndyNgo “I understand why she did what she did” wew lad
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