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Regardless of how this election goes, i will never be the same. Its broken my heart to learn we share a country with some of the most wretched people on the planet.
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I really loved this. More of us should be that lady. ๐ฏ
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This is what human evolution is up against. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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Mr. Favre,.Id rather kneel with Colin Kaepernick on the sidelines than stand with Trump on the greens any day of the week.
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Somebody please hold my earrings cuz imma 'bout to go feral on this bish. ๐ก
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Next time you hear someone blaming Joe Biden for the higher costs of living, please show them this.
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I miss childhood when all i really worried about was the Bermuda Triangle.
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If i started a Twitter account devoted entirely to keeping Ivanka Trump out of politics, who would follow me?.
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I don't mean to be an alarmist but is anyone else worried about the fact that every 3rd person on this planet is fucking stupid?.
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This guy keeps popping up at random intersections all over my town here in deep red Texas. ๐คฃ๐ You never know where he'll be next but i always honk & wave if i see him. Dude's got some steel. balls. ๐
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Whatever happens these next few days, i'd just like to say it's been an honor & a privilege fighting fascism alongside you fine people.
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We're still gonna go ahead & celebrate Betty White's 100th birthday next week, right?.
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No, Shakira did not whip J-Lo's ass last night, nor vice-versa. Those two females were equally amazing. The halftime show wasn't a competition. Quit trying to make women compete with each other. We're not having that anymore. Sincerely,.all girls.
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I consider it an honor & a privilege to be banned from 3 different Hobby Lobby's in the greater DFW metroplex. #HobbyLobby
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It's a fact that if you ask your hubs to bring you something from your purse he will just bring you the entire purse.
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This is my fav piece of art i've ever done. Acrylic on canvas.
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I did my color tonight & tried some purple streaks.๐ What do you think? Am i too old for it?
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If you think Kamala Harris is a righteous Bad Bitch too, i want to follow you.
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Do you realize we are fuckin PAYING those guys to not fuckin pay us? ๐ต. #RepublicansDontCare.
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How stupid do you have to be to spend your savings (during a pandemic) to travel to Washington DC just so you can show your support for an outgoing President ??.
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Sure sex is great but have you ever passed the car who tailgated then tore by you 3 miles back getting pulled over by a state trooper ?.
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If anyone can help me identify that sailor who yelled "What the fuck!" after Sec. Modly made his embarrassing speech to the crew aboard the USS Roosevelt. I'd really like to flash that guy my tits.โค๏ธ.
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The same consumer-type backlash that's happening to Spotify right now for hosting Covid lies should be happening to Fox News Channel as well.
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Can we please give Chef Andre his Nobel Peace Prize already?.
People of AmericaโฆI voted today! Happens it was for this great guy @Tim_Walz for VP and my friend @KamalaHarris for President. They believe that the American dream should be possible for everyone, including immigrants like me. Whoโs with me?! Go to and
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You know what would be really fuckin helpful?. If SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER were printed in LARGE PRINT on the bottles, for those of us who don't take our reading glasses into the shower.
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Oh, Hell no. I'd be scared shitless to vacuum.
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Oh, so Matt Gaetz DID rape a minor? Well, i can't be bothered with that. My priorities are worrying about transgenders on the volleyball team or my kid's school library giving him access to a Judy Blume book.๐
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I'm not tryin to be an alarmist, or stoke any ideas of violence, i promise. but i have a serious question:. If Trump tries to delay the election this year, do you think that puts us at the point of requiring an actual, PHYSICAL intervention to take our country back?.
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People who give the little thank you wave when you let them into traffic are the bomb.
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Can everyone see how under Trump we just go from one huge crisis to another. ??. Constantly. Y'all can see that, right?.Its not just me?.
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Just once i want someone interviewing Trump to respond to his gibberish with: "what the actual FUCK are you talking about?".
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Who else is old enough to remember these things?
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So, do we think female demons swallow all that demon sperm?. or do they just gargoyle?. sorry.๐.
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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
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Quick reminder of the stupidity that is Rudy Giuliani. ๐
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It blows my mind that in the 50s & 60s, strange men selling vacuums & encyclopedias would knock on doors & be welcomed into a woman's home while their husbands were at work & their children were at school. Wtf kind of creepy madness was THAT?? ๐ณ.
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Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
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I'd like to share w/you that I finally left the Ex last week- the safety & security of my sweet lil home of almost two decades & the familiarity of everything I know. This wk, I found an apt & I'm starting over. Terrified. Excited. But most importantly, I'm free. Yay, me!๐.
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I wanna go with Bill Maher's idea. and seat Stormy Daniels on the front row for the first debate. She can just sit there and quietly pick the mushrooms off of her pizza.
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This is what Gator eyes look like at night to a cell phone cam. photo by David Moynahan
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Me neither. Not even ONCE in the six months since getting it have i been asked to show proof of vaccination. How about you?
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I truly never expected this pandemic to turn into a nationwide IQ test.
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If MEN got pregnant:. - Morning Sickness would rank as the #1 health crisis in America. - Maternity leave would be fully paid & last 2 yrs. - All methods of birth control would improve to 100% effectiveness. What else?.
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I have a question for you guys:. Are you wearing a facemask while in the drive-thru line?.While in your own car?.
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Everytime we get one little freeze here in Tx they tell us to drip our faucets & open up the cabinets under our sinks to keep the pipes warm. So i was just wondering if all you crazy Northerners just go about all your days w/dripping faucets & bumping into open cab doors 24/7. ๐.
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Absolutely laughable hearing these undecideds say they *just don't know if they can trust her*. As opposed to who? The classified docs & election stealing candidate aka He Who Lies 500 Times A Day ?. Give me fckn break.๐.
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IT SHOULD NOT BE SO GODDAMNED HARD TO VOTE IN THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA.
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I'm doin it y'all. I'm walkin into Walmart one hour before closing. On Christmas Eve. Its been really nice knowin you guys. โค๏ธโ๏ธ.
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Do you believe in God?. Im not asking if you follow him. I just wonder how many believe he's there.
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I'm never fucking a Republican again for as long as live.
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For a state that legalized weed, i really expected more from Colorado than Lauren Boebert.
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My President came to Texas today to check on us. Becuz he cares about us & thats just how he rolls. โค๏ธ.
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Our local ABC newscast here in N. Texas just aired the results of a call-in survey they did today, asking if we approve of our Governor's decision to open Texas back up & do away with all mask mandates. 90% of those who voted DO NOT approve.
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The President who's never read a book in his life should not get to have his own library. At best, they should allow him a bowling alley.
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Goddamn, i wish Aunt Crabby & TG had lived to see this day. ๐.
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@TG22110 Lol ๐ .Tbh, last cpl days I've been solidly in the *televise it* camp, strictly so his cult can have full transparency to it. Then I had a thought this morn: Jan 6 was live & televised, we all saw it, & it didnt make a dif. *Seeing is believing* doesn't work with this cult. ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ.
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Call me ambitious, but the White House is not enough. I want the Senate back too.
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RIP Kris Kristofferson- who died in Maui, age 88. Say what you will about him, but in addition to being an actor, a singer, and a songwriter, he was a Rhodes Scholar who studied at Oxford University & earned a masterโs degree in English lit. He went on to serve as a captain in
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I'm sure I'll get made fun of for this but IDGAF. Has anyone ever combined taking a nice hot shower with scrubbing the basin & wall tiles?.
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I just wanna get thru these holidays to January so we can celebrate something truly worthy & magnificent:. Betty White's 100th birthday.
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If i could just get my hands on some extra vaccine, I'd hit the open road in Texas & be the Blow-Dart Bandit. ๐.
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Twitter, please help me convince @BetoORourke to run for Governor of Texas by LIKING or RTing this tweet.๐.
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I never eat a Chick-fil-A & the only time i go to Hobby Lobby is when i sneak in to do some shenanigans. becuz, as some of you know, I've been banned from entering 3 dif stores in the greater DFW metroplex.๐
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I'd like to explain something to Kellyanne Conway about her new book deal. * clears throat. "Your fans don't read, girl." . @KellyannePolls.
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We didn't have Starbucks pumpkin spice latte when I was young. We had these. ๐๐.And we luved 'em.
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She told her Dad she wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween. ๐
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I'm sending Lauren Boebert a handmade potholder for Christmas. I really hope she likes it.๐ค๐ค
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Who else puts ice in their Doggy's water bowl during the summertime?.
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Ted Cruz's idiotic rants aside, can we talk about how absolutely fabulous Pat Benatar looks at 70 yrs old? ๐ฅ
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Having a hard time knowing how to feel about this one. On the one hand there's my position that body-shaming anyone is bad, but then there's also my belief that women who physically manipulate their own bodies to perpetuate unrealistic female body standards should burn in hell.
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Best thing Biden could do right now is announce his pick for VP so she can jump into the ring & start defending him from a woman's perspective.
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Being with the wrong person feels lonelier than being alone.
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@YonatonShalom I have no idea what you're saying here but I fuckin love Dr Anthony Fauci. He's a kind man, a caring man. He has no agenda other than just to help people be healthiest they can be. If you're saying otherwise, you're down the crazy rabbit hole.
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Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a crap about whatever bullshit Donald Trump's been saying all day?. Its true.
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Stacy Abrams for Time Magazine's 2020 Person of the Year, y'all.
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Greg Abbott is making up excuses. Ted Cruz is in Cancun on vacay. I have no friggin idea where John Cornyn is. And Beto O'Rourke is showing real compassion & acting like a leader by making wellness checks on his fellow Texans.
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Im tired of wearing a bra. I just want someone to stand behind me and carry my boobs around with us everywhere we go.
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May the smell be with her. wherever the fuck she may be. #TrumpSmells .#TrumpSmellsLikeAss .#TrumpStinks
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@SundaeDivine ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐.Only March & this may well be the Tweet of the Year. ๐.
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As a woman, the thing i'd like to be protected from most is the Republican party.
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My pinned tweet disappeared, so im re-doing it, because its never been more relevant!. ๐๐๐. "A cover is not the book.So open it up.And take a look. Cause under the covers.One discovers.That the King.May be a Crook.". -Mary Poppins. #TrumpCrimeSyndicate.
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@JennaEllisEsq @AOC Don't expect you to understand the difference between protest & nasty cat-calling sexual harrassment, Jenna. After all, your team apparently couldn't tell an insurrection from your own asses.๐.
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I just read pubic hair can go gray.๐ณ JFC, is there ANY good news about aging? ๐ญ.
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Mike Pence should've dragged his sorry ass to that ceremony today.
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Why should Rudy Giuliani- who's case is mild & who's recently been laughing at Covid restrictions while trekking all over the country MASKLESS- get to have a coveted hospital bed?๐ .
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So, does everyone else give their dog Christmas presents too. ?.
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Just for fun, i curled my hair today. Since I'm still isolating & no one else is gonna see it, i thought I'd at least show you. ๐๐
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๐งต.We lost @WifeySpice90 to Covid today ๐ & i want to tell you something about her:.She was a new mom twice over. She shared her pregnancy journeys with us here on Twit. We watched her grow & fall in love with Motherhood in real time. She & I were friends almost as long as. ๐.
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